Aqua vs. Orange Tournament!

Eric: Hello, we welcome you to...*bum-bum-bum!!* The Aqua-Orange Version Crossover Tournament!!
Jordan: No, Eric.. It's the Orange-Aqua crossover!
Eric: Same difference...
Mike: Is not, Aqua is older and WAY higher on the ratings! It deserves to be first! Aqua-Orange I say!
Jordan: Whatever.. Anyways.. Welcome to the Orange-Aqua -or vice versa- crossover tournament..
Mike: Yeah, who wants to describe the rules and such to the audience?
Eric: Well, it's a tournament. First, the two main characters from each site fight each other for the right to challenge the top contender from the other version.
Jordan: Then, the winner of the Aqua battle squares off against the winner of the Orange battle in the championship final bout...
Eric: We'll see who wins on the battle field, so let's go! All: Right! *run off*

Round 1: Eric's text Mike's text Narrator's as usual ERIC, please enter the arena! Um...I've been here... Still am. *ahem*...ERIC, please enter the arena! I told you, I'm right here... ERIC!! ENTER THE ARENA!!! If it makes you happy...I just did walk in! Thank you. MIKE, please enter the arena! Ok, consider me entered! Hey Mike, what's up? Not much. Actually...you should know anything that's new with me, we're together all the time on Aqua Version adventures. True. Now, stand aside Eric. I have to face Jordan to defend Aqua Version! HEY!! You have to get through me first you know! ERIC is growing hostile! Come on Eric, when we first met I was beating you before Gyarados stepped in, and in the battle when we fought over the Sabrina matter I creamed you. You don't stand a chance, save yourself some embarrasment and let me do this fight. MIKE is cocky! ERIC is mad! ERIC is muttering unintelligible profanities under his breath as he trembles with RAGE! DIE YOU (&^% !*&&% &^%# *&^%#$!!!!!!!! NARRATION is surprised that AQUA'S rating ceiling has just been breached! ERIC REALLY wants to fight! Fine, your funeral! MIKE wants to fight! I'm not taking any chances though, go Charizard! Uh-oh...um...Royal Kingler! You're da King of Crabs!! No reason to fear this Charizard!! ...especially since you have an elemental advantage over it... MIKE sent out CHARIZARD! ERIC sent out ROYAL KINGLER! These Pokémon look formidable! Oh god...not here too... What? What's here? MIKE is clueless! Thusly, it became confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Ow... wha...er, drat! I hurt myself... Better not ask any more questions. Shoot first! Charizard, flaming death! CHARIZARD used FLAMING DEATH! Uh-oh! Use a defensive move! ROYAL KINGLER used SECRET SERVICE! A nearby apparent EXTRA took the hit! Fine then, Charizard, Maximize! NO!! Counter with...Terrorize! CHARIZARD maximized! ROYAL KINGER terrorized! CHARIZARD was terrorized! CHARIZARD ran away scared! WHAT THE?!!? That makes NO sense?! What the hell would a Charizard have to fear, much less a maximized one?!?! I know it makes no sense, but, I'm not complaining. Royal Kingler, use water gun on the next Pokémon he sends out! I can't believe that even you wouldn't be stupid enough to let me know ahead of time what you were using. I'll choose a Pokémon with a type advantage anyway! Go, Oddish! MIKE sent out ODDISH! ROYAL KINGLER used WATER GUN! ROYAL KINGLER drenched ODDISH with its SUPER SOAKER 300! Bother... That's sad...you're ok, right Oddish? ODDISH is ok! ODDISH likes being watered! You're doomed Eric! Oddish, Mega Drain! ODDISH used MEGA DRAIN! MEGA FORMULA DRAIN-O is the best for unclogging your pipes! Looks like even your Pokémon have fallen victim to commercialization! Great... ROYAL KINGLER decides to buy DRAIN-O! Hahaha! AFTER this battle! Royal Kingler, Hyper beam!! Oddish, stun spore! ROYAL KINGLER used HYPER BEAM! ROYAL KINGLER is HYPER! ODDISH used STUN SPORE! ROYAL KINGLER is stunned! ROYAL KINGLER fainted from shock! Hahahaha!! Take that! I win, you lose! Not yet!!! Go Jigglypuff! ERIC sent out JIGGLYPUFF! Oddish, petal dance! Jigglypuff, use harden! JIGGLYPUFF says that's not a good idea! JIGGLYPUFF says that BIDE would make a better strategic move in this situation! Um...ok. ODDISH used PETAL DANCE! JIGGLYPUFF used BIDE! ODDISH hit JIGGLYPUFF twice! JIGGLYPUFF unleashed energy with BIDE! ODDISH fainted! What?! No way!! Go Clefairy! Only two POKéMON allowed! WHAT?! No one told me we were going by green version rules!! Well, we are! Get used to it! Fine then, go me! MIKE sent out MIKE! I'll use my hard skull to defeat that Jigglypuff! MIKE used HARD SKULL! MIKE has a HARD SKULL! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!! Get used to it, that's how the narration works. Jigglypuff, double slap! JIGGLYPUFF says that that isn't the best course of action! JIGGLYPUFF says that taking advantage of the multitude of moves a normal type can learn would be best! Huh? JIGGLYPUFF suggests ICE BEAM! Um, all right. JIGGLYPUFF used ICE BEAM! MIKE was frozen solid! ERIC and JIGGLYPUFF win! YA-HOO!! Look out Orange Version, you're in trouble now!

Jordan's text Bobby's text Narration's of course Jordan, please enter the arena! So what if I don't wanna? Get in here.. NOW! Okay, okay, pushy frigg'n narrator.. Bobby, please enter the arena! Hi Jordan, My Ally! What do you mean, your ally? you're my Ally! Actually, I think you're wrong. I'm the main character! I'm never wrong! Jordan wants to fight! Okay.. Prepare to get hurted! Bobby wants to fight! Hmmn... Go, Ekans! Ok then.. Go, Jigglypuff! Bobby sent out Ekans! Jordan sent out Jigglypuff! Okay, Ekans.. Poison sting! Ekans doesn't have a stinger! Ekans looked at Bobby funny.. Uhm.. then.. Bite! Ekans doesn't get two turns! Uhm.. Jiggler.. Use.. Screech. Jordan pulled on Jigglypuff's hair! Jigglypuff used screech! Jigglypuff is angry! Jigglypuff wants to fight! Jigglypuff sent out Jigglypuff! Uhm.. I didn' t know that was possible.. but I guess I'll have to send out weedle! ...... Uh.. I said I'm sending out weedle! .... Uh.. Go, Weedle? Jordan sent out Weedle! Weedle used Poison Sting! Stinger popped Jigglypuff! Huh? Uhm? Jigglypuff is De-evolving! Whats it gonna turn into? Jigglypuff de-evolved into Zigglyguff! Aw.. Its so cute! Zigglyguff used float! Zigglyguff is floating in the air! Hm.. Poké Ball, Go! No effect! Hunh? Jordan is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Ow! You stupid Narration! Narration is Stupid? Narration is in Denial! Narration left! Now how are we gonna battle? ... Jordan.. You're responsible for this! ... The crowds excitement is building over this hot battle! Wha-? not here too! Weedle, Return! Ekans, Return! I didn't return my pokémon! Neither did I! Go! Ekans! Go! Weedle! These pokémon look formidable! iRab: Alls I gotsta do is kill that stadium narrator! iRab: Go, Death! Death used Kill! Stadium Narrator died! Narrator returned with a cup of coffee! Death used Kill! Death died! iRab: WAH! You stupid Narration! @#$%! iRab used Run away! Couldn't escape! iRab died! Ahem.. Can we get back to battling? Yes! Okay then, weedle, string shot! Weedle used String Shot! String was shot! String wrapped around a pole! Weedle climbed up String! Uhm.. Ekans, wrap! Ekans wrapped a present! Uhm Ekans gave present to Jordan! Present: Tick, tick, tick.. Jordan threw present at Ekans! Present used explosion! Ekans fainted! Weedle! Get back down here! Weedle used tackle! Weedle fell on Bobby's head! Bobby fainted! Jordan wins!

Round 2: Eric Jordan Narrator ERIC, please enter the arena! Consider me entered! ERIC, please shut up! Consider me...HEY!!! JORDAN, please enter the Arena! Yeah.. I know the drill.. JORDAN is DRILLING through a TREE! Uhh--? Yeesh! You trying to start a fight with that thing buddy? Ack-! Stupid Narration! JORDAN stopped DRILLING! JORDAN is eating PEAS! Wha-? I'm not your doll! You can' t control me! JORDAN lifted his foot off the GROUND! Um, narrator? We have a battle to do, so if you could hold off on punishing him... Oh, OK! Battle! We all know who's gonna win right? Eric and Jordan: ME! Eric and Jordan: HEY! The crowd's excitement is building over this hot battle! Idiot narration-- The battle hasn't even started,, All right you, you're a lame attempt to rival me! I shall crush you for being insolent enough to challenge me! *AHEM* Well at least I don't have a character as lame as the ~cashier~ on my site! You'd better ..uh.. back up the truck, excuse the cliche, and make way as I whoop your sorry Aqua butt! Ok, send out your Pokémon and I'll crush it! And let you choose something with an advantage? Send yours out! ARGUMENT soon degrades to insults! JORDAN says that ERIC's mother is so fat she uses the asteroid belt as a JUMP ROPE! ERIC says JORDAN's mother is so UGLY, she went to ENGLAND, and they yelled: "FIRST CONTACT, AHH!" JORDAN says that ERIC's mother is so FAT that she plays hopskotch like this: Mississippi, Oklahoma, Nebraska, Montana, Washington! ERIC calls JORDAN small enough to HANG-GLIDE on a DORRITO! NARRATOR is ANNOYED with this pre-adolescent arguing! NARRATOR says SEND OUT POKéMON NOW!!! ERP! Uh...Go Jigglypuff! Ok...Bulbasaur! ERIC sent out JIGGLYPUFF! JORDAN sent out BULBASAUR! Jigglypuff, tackle attack! JIGGLYPUFF says that BODY SLAM would be a better move! Why do you never listen to me? Ha, Bulbasaur, razor leaf! BULBASAUR used RAZOR LEAF on the stationary JIGGLYPUFF! ATTACK missed! ...and hit ERIC! Owie! Jiggly, you aren't going to stand there and watch this are you?! JIGGLYPUFF doesn't appreciate being called JIGGLY! All right Bulbasaur, let's finish them off. Look Jigglypuff...nice TM...#38, Fire Blast... JIGGLYPUFF goes "OOOOHH" over awesome power of FIRE BLAST! Great...I've got the world's only pyromaniac Jigglypuff... JIGGLYPUFF blasted BULBASAUR with FIRE! BULBASAUR fainted! Drat! Yay! Good going Jigglypuff! JIGGLYPUFF becomes insane with POWER! JIGGLYPUFF is looking for next target! ACK! RETURN!! ERIC recalled JIGGLYPUFF! HA! Hmm... Go, Onix! ERIC sent out ONIX! Well.. I caught this weird Pokémon in the woods, Go! Go! GRIZZLY BEAR! That's not a Pokémon... It's not? GRIZZLY BEAR used SLASH! GRIZZLY BEARS claws are 6-IN long and 2-IN wide! ONIX now has 4 SLASH-MARKS on its SIDE! Onix, are you going to sit there and take that? ONIX says probably not! GRIZZLY BEAR used INTIMIDATION FACTOR! GRIZZLY BEAR grew 6 FEET TALLER! Onix, you shouldn't be impressed. ONIX isn't impressed! ONIX used SQUISH! GRIZZLY BEAR was SQUISHED! WILD LIFE RIGHTS ASSOCIATION arrested ONIX! Gah?! Uhh... Hah! WILD LIFE RIGHT ASSOCIATION took GRIZZLY BEAR to a HABITAT! GO-- JORDAN sent out JORDAN! Wha? Oh, down to us eh? Um...can I pass? ERIC sent out ERIC! Drat. I didn't know we we're going by ICQ rules.. but oh well.. prepare to meet your.. uh.. faint! Faint? HA! I have a weedle and I know how to use it!! ...don't you dare take that the wrong way! WEEDLE doesn't like being used as a MELEE WEAPON! WEEDLE stung ERIC! OW!!! WEEDLE left! Hah hah hah, now I'm gonna hit you with this BAR! JORDAN used BAR! JORDAN bought a BUDWEISER! Talk about people selling to under age kids... Well.. you want this? JORDAN gave BUDWEISER to ERIC! I don't drink. ERIC'S DAD took BUDWEISER! Uh? Dad? Uhh... Uh... Ok, back to battle! Um...I need to think of a move... heh heh.. While you think of a move.. I'm gonna attack! JORDAN attacked ERIC! It's super effective! You jerk! You are a dishonorable coward! ERIC used DUMB CUTDOWN! It's not too effective... Oh...no...another personality...taking...over.... You targ! I shall slay you for your weakling cowardly tactics! ERIC has switched personalities! ERIC is now controlled by a personality that thinks it's a KLINGON! Eh...would that be considered POKéMON switching! I believe it would.. Hush fool! *spins bat'leth around* Where did ERIC get THAT?! Uh...good question. Ahh.... Well... I can beat that! JORDAN spins a BUTTER KNIFE between his FINGERS! *gulp* ERIC will resume NORMAL ATTITUDE! Normal? Me? ERIC has point... WELL!!!.... Its time for!!!! THIS! JORDAN used THIS! THIS battle is a CROSSOVER! Must...establish control...get back in the closet you bad Klingon personality! ERIC is detained! NOW is JORDAN'S chance! HEEEYYY!!! YOU'RE ROOTING AGAINST ME, AREN'T YOU!?! WHAT ever gave ERIC that IDEA? Heh.. Well-- MEGA KICK! Uh...duck! ERIC saw a DUCK! DUCK took hit! DUCK fainted! You hurt an innocent duck! I'm mad, cause that's just wrong! On behalf of wild life, I'll punish you! Uhh...ERIC... Oh no....I just...just....NOOOOOOO!!! Uhm.. You're mental, aren't you.. I mean, your even more mental than you let on... Uh...yes. Now I will destroy you for learning my secret! Push-over attack! ERIC pushed JORDAN! It's not very effective. HAHA!!! I'm to big and bloated for you to push me very far! JORDAN's dignity fell! Hmm. Gut punch! ERIC punched JORDAN'S gut! ERIC lacks the physical strength to do considerable damage! Shouldn't that have been "not very effective"? Uh...ERIC should not ask DUMB QUESTIONS! Or you'll get a dumb answer. JORDAN used CLICHE! Come on dude, admit, you can't win. I'm...AN AQUA ORIGINAL CHARACTER!! ...and, you're not even funny! You'll lose! Ha! Anyway, if you don't surrender...I'm feeding you to Doompuff. ERIC used IDLE THREAT! Ahem! Well.. I'll get my more evil knock-off to take it on so I can feed you to the evil bees! Ok, you force me to use force! ERIC used BAD LINE! ERIC used CANDY-BAG-SMASH! That had to hurt... Why? I had that thing full of jawbreakers. Now that you mention it I could use an aspirin... Jordan used ORANGE VERSION main-character confidence! Jordan's bravery greatly rose! ERIC used AQUA VERSION MAIN CHARACTER God-like POWERS! JORDAN's bravery greatly fell! Ha! You weakling orange character! You cannot hope to defeat me! ERIC's arrogance greatly rose! Well, you stinking insane person!!... uh... Jordan's memory is at a great loss! Sure! Go ahead and pick on my mental illness! ..uh.. Wild EVILEE appeared! Wild EVILEE is RUNNING TOWARDS JORDAN! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Hey, get off my foot, stupid thing!!! JORDAN used KICK! Woah!!! Don't bite me, stupid Eevee, get in the ring! Go, EVILEE! ..can't win this this way... YO!! Doompuff! Blatant knock-off right here!! Doompuff: PUFF?! DOOMPUFF entered the arena! EVILEE glares at DOOMPUFF! DOOMPUFF glares harder! EVILEE is.... Come on guys! Fight here already!! EVILEE used... what exactly is that move?? It's super effective! DOOMPUFF is still standing with 0 hp damage! Oh, Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom! We need to crush this insolent Orange Version, summon your most powerfull attack to destroy them!!! DOOMPUFF says no! Not at this CLOSE RANGE anyway! Close range.. Hm.. bye.. JORDAN ran to cover! ...so did ERIC! NARRATOR would call them cowards, but...NARRATOR is behind cover too.... DOOMPUFF and EVILEE are firing their most powerful attacks! ERIC and JORDAN fainted! And DOOMPUFF is up...up...and away! Same goes for EVILEE! This game is over folks!