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Narrator's text MMGHAM's text Pokéman's text POKéMAN, get in here! Oh great MR. MACHO GUNG-HO ACTION MAN, please grace the arena with your presence! I'm detecting a bit of bias here… Really? Are you? Well…POKéMAN should! Well, this is Aqua Version after all, I shouldn't be surprised… Hello, me Mr. Macho Gung-Ho Action Man. Me understand we fighting tournament. Good luck, may best man win. Interesting choice of words there Macho. You call me by full name or else! What?! I couldn't say that whole name!! You disrespect a fellow hero! Me CRUSH! MMGHAM wants to fight! Fine, you are no match for the might of Pokéman! POKéMAN wants to fight! Go Hitmonchan! Uh…me choose…ME! POKéMAN sent out HITMONCHAN! MMGHAM sent out MMGHAM! All right, crush him Hitmonchan! Me think not! MMGHAM used FLEX! HITMONCHAN is in awe of MMGHAM'S physique! HITMONCHAN wants to know what gym MMGHAM works out at! MMGHAM gave HITMONCHAN address! HITMONCHAN left to get MEMBERSHIP! Ag! Traitor! You won't fight for justice? Fine, I'll deal with Macho here! Go Pokéman! POKéMAN sent out POKéMAN! I am Pokéman! Only Poké-nite can hurt me! Oh yeah, me tie fight with Doompuff! POKéMAN used INVINCIBILITY! MMGHAM used DOOMPUFF SURVIVOR! MMGHAM is tougher than POKéMAN! Is not! Am too! You are not! Here I'll prove it! Fly attack! POKéMAN used FLY! POKéMAN flew up high! POKéMAN flew up, up, and away! Hey! Me no faint him! He not get away by running…er, flying! MMGHAM used POKéNITE AMMO! MMGHAM set BAM-BOOM to GPS TRACKING AIMER! POKéMAN can't escape! POKéMAN dived at MMGHAM! MMGHAM fired POKéNITE! Critical hit! POKéMAN fainted! Hail the MACHO! Darn straight! |
Narrator's text Da Evolution Man's text The Popcorn Man's text POPCORN MAN, DA EVOLUTION MAN, get in here! One of YOU shall faint in this FIRST ROUND! The other shall get the WORSE FATE of being defeated by MMGHAM! I'm the man here!!! I'll beat up Popcorn and Macho and prove it once and for all!!!!!! Uh…mellow out Evoluman. Any way, I'm the one that's going to beat Macho! That's a laugh! Now, get out of my way weakling! Let's do it! POPCORN MAN and EVOLUMAN want to fight each other! Is it just me, or are we not getting half the respect Macho is? It's not just you. NARRATOR was paid well by MMGHAM former MANAGER! And that would be…who? FPL ADMIN TEAM! Who? FORGET it and FIGHT EACH OTHER already! But we'd rather fight 'Action Man! Yeah, we decided we're going to gang up on him! And what makes you think you'll find MMGHAM! hmmm… Oh, hark! I have just committed a heinous crime! ACTION HO! Cheaters! |
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Narrator's text Da Evolution Man's text The Popcorn Man's text MMGHAM's text MMGHAM ambushed EVOLUMAN and POPCORN MAN! I think you've got that… EVOLUMAN bowled over in PAIN! OWW!! What?! Narrator, you're cheap! NARRATOR is not CHEAP! It takes a lot of money to bribe NARRATOR! Ah-ha! So you admit to being… POPCORN MAN also inexplicably bowled over! I heard a crime has been committed! Come out bad guy! Uh…The bad guy is the narrator! Yeah! He kidnapped… EVOLUMAN and POPCORN MAN where silenced! NARRATOR informs MMGHAM that these two are the CRIMINALS! Uh… MMGHAM appears to be confused! He doesn't know who to believe! NARRATOR tells MMGHAM that EVOLUMAN is cruel to ANIMALS and POPCORN MAN is like FANBOY! Huh? Dat…Dat…BAD!! MACHO BASH!!! MMGHAM wants to fight! EVOLUMAN sent out… Uh, nevermind! EVOLUMAN just got BLOWN AWAY by BAM-BOOM! POPCORN MAN sent out GODZILLA! Um…uh-oh… GODZILLA allied with MMGHAM as a fellow BAD ASS protector! Uh…BAD GODZILLA! Return! Go…GOKU! POPCORN MAN sent out GOKU! GOKU is MMGHAM fan! GOKU got his AUTOGRAPH and added it to his collection! GAH!! Cheap narrator! You're not going to let me win, no matter what! NARRATOR agrees! MMGHAM used BAM-BOOM! POPCORN MAN fainted! Yay! More good done! Me good at job! VICTORY MUSIC begins to play! "Macho, Macho, Man, I want to be…a macho man" |
