Aqua War Event #2 part 2


	Aqua War Event #2 Part 2 Can Venom Deathpuff be survived? Player: Eric, MHE Part 2: Aired June 22, 2000 VENOM DEATHPUFF used EARTH SPLIT! This is an interesting attack, as it goes Venom Deathpuff splits the planet into two pieces and while everyone's falling/floating with the newfound gravity oddities it slams the planet back together to bury everyone up to about their shoulders. An overly fancy way of slowing people down is all it is really. Mewtwo, Mew, Sabrina and a few other mega-powerful characters just blew out as soon as the planet halves closed around them, but most weren't so lucky. VENOM DEATHPUFF laughs! VENOM DEATHPUFF used JIGGLY DESTRUCTION! Everyone was low enough to avoid the shot but it burned everyone crispy just by being in proximity and the massive destructive blast went on to obliterate the moon… BLAST is still going! BLAST destroyed an ALIEN FLEET that was going to invade EARTH! Huh. Doompuff did some good. Um…BLAST is still going! BLAST killed GALACTUS! …and is STILL going! WHOA!!! I'm glad we weren't on the receiving end of that thing!!! Man, how are we going to avoid this thing?!? VENOM DEATHPUFF laughs and says you can't! VENOM DEATHPUFF could have killed you all whenever it wanted as DOOMPUFF, and now it's even MORE powerful! Why are so many of us still alive then? VENOM DEATHPUFF says it likes to play, and see suffering and death! Real nice guy, aren't you? ERIC is on CRACK! It's called sarcasm, dummy. ERIC was struck by LIGTNING! Ow! Bozo! PJ re-appeared! …er… NEVERMIND! What? LANDLORD: Nab-fraggin kids, I want my money!! LANDLORD used… er… NEVERMIND again! WHAT?!?! VENOM DEATHPUFF killed them too quickly! About 50 people in front of VENOM DEATHPUFF died for no apparent reason! AAGG!?! Just being close to this thing is lethal?!?! NARRATOR reminds you DOOMPUFF had inconceivable power and this is it's evolved form! So we're all screwed, there's absolutely nothing that can stop this thing… Sabrina, you gathered us all here for our premature deaths! Are you happy you bitch?! This didn't go over well and Eric was soon on the receiving end of a psychic bolt that blew him out of the ground and a few meters into the air. Venom Deathpuff looks bored as it snaps a few trees into splinters, apparently it's more fun to kill things when your smaller for some reason… What's next? VENOM DEATHPUFF used DEATH TORNADO! Uh-oh… The resulting super storm threw everyone assembled all over the place, and tore up almost the entire north American continent. For some unknown reason, the top of the tornado extended up to space and destroyed the planet Venus. Quite a few of the anti-Doompuff forces still alive were killed and everyone else was badly mangled. Things weren't going well. Just because you can end all of existence makes you think you're tough eh? DIGIMAN sent out VENOM MYOTISMON! VENOM MYOTISMON is angry at DOOMPUFF for stealing the VENOM title! Hmm? I wonder how this'll go… VENOM MYOTISMON was immediately snapped in HALF and killed by VENOM DEATHPUFF! EEEEKKK!!! UK GALVATRON is up and mad! UK GALVATRON transformed and used OBLITERATION CANNON! VENOM DEATHPUFF caught the attack! Oh no… VENOM DEATHPUFF smashed UK GALVATRON with his own BLAST! UK GALVATRON died! Um…group attack! LOTS OF THINGS fired EVERYTHING at VENOM DEATHPUFF to no effect! Let's do the nuke-thing again! Fanboy teleports everyone away from Deathpuff and the defense satellites, Bam-Boom and the last nuclear weapons pound Venom Deathpuff. No effect! NOOOO!!!! Not fair! ANGEMON digivolved to MAGNA ANGEMON! Lot of good that'll do… MAGNA ANGEMON hit VENOM DEATHPUFF! No effect! Nooo, of course not! ANGEWOMON used HEAVEN'S CHARGE! THOSE FEW still alive fired all they had to charge the attack! It was still impressive, but no longer was it hundreds of rays fueling the assault, a mere fizzle compared to the beam sent against the previous form of Doompuff. Things were hopeless, but there's often a desire to keep fighting… ANGEWOMON used CELESTIAL ARROW! It bounced harmlessly off into the distance! Oh shit we are so screwed… OPTIMUS PRIME appeared! What the?! Get out of here Prime while you still can! OPTIMUS PRIME is going to open the MATRIX on VENOM DEATHPUFF! The thing that destroyed a dark god the size of Saturn and cured the entire universe of a super virus? Well, if anything's going to phase Deathpuff that will! ANGEWOMON'S CELESTIAL ARROW attack kept going and crashed! Yeah, so? Into JIGGLYPUFF! Poor little jiggly… What? JIGGLYPUFF is WARP-EVOLVING! Uh… JIGGLYPUFF warp evolved to… ANGEPUFF! So…because and Angel Digimon's power hit it, it evolves into an angel too, eh? MORE or LESS! That is lame, even for Aqua. ERIC was hit with LIGTNING BOLT! Oww…sorry…great one… ANGEPUFF wants to fight VENOM DEATHPUFF! Wait a moment, Optimus and Magna Angemon are taking a shot at it first… Magna Angemon opens the Gate of Destiny as the Autobot Matrix blows Venom Deathpuff into it. The massive power of the Matrix is aided by multiple attacks, including a holy blast from Angepuff, and the gate closes on Venom Deathpuff, disappearing. DEATHPUFF appears to have been vaporized! A cheer rang through the crowd up until a little pink ball popped into existence out of nowhere. What the? VENOM DEATHPUFF wasn't killed, but it was hit hard enough to devolve back into DOOMPUFF! Whoa… Well, at least it doesn't threaten to destroy the entire universe now! AAAGGG!!! That thing was just hit with enough power to fry a half-dozen galaxies most likely and all we did was piss it off!!! (RASCi is looking at WEBMASTER menacingly! WEBMASTER tells RASCi he'll tone it down!) DEUTSHLäNDER appeared! DEUTSHLäNDER wants to know what's going on! DOOMPUFF says YUMMY! DOOMPUFF latched on to DEUTSHLäNDER'S ARM! DEUTSHLäNDER: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Poor guy, one more sacrifice to the great Doompuff… DEUTSHLäNDER decides to use his ultimate attack! Like that'll do any good. DEUTSHLäNDER used BACKSTREET BOYS SONIC ATTACK! DOOMPUFF: AARRRG! DOOMPUFF kicked DEUTSHLäNDER in between the legs sending him into low orbit! THAT had to HURT! While Doompuff was shaking out the horrible noise still ringing in its ears it noticed everyone had escaped. The evil one shrugged and walked off, after all there would always be something to kill for later if he let them escape. Ok everyone, as head of the surviving Aqua Version I say it is time to leave. The Doompuff has made this a dead world, now we must seek out a new home and start anew! AQUA CAST left for AQUA VERSION 2.0! AQUA VERSION 2.0 is devoid of all life! Huh? The DOOMPUFF 2000 has killed EVERYONE here! Uh…oh crap… DOOMPUFF 2000, sporting nastier diseases, bigger teeth, greater appetite and even more violent tendencies than the original wants to fight! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! BACK TO THE ORIGINAL!!!! Everyone left! AQUA VERSION 2.0 portal was shut down! Instead, CURRENT AQUA VERSION merely got a new look! Um…let's run away… I don't know where Doompuff is, and I don't want to know! While the puny mortals ran away hoping to avoid a grisly death Doompuff was walking along, killing some harmless bugs when its polar opposite appeared in front of it. ANGEPUFF, the ANGELIC, SWEET NATURED JIGGLYPUFF OF GOODNESS, wants to stop DOOMPUFF! DOOMPUFF laughs! DOOMPUFF says no puny ANGELS can hurt it! ANGEPUFF says she'll take DOOMPUFF up on that bet! ANGEPUFF used JIGGLY SAVIOR! It's super effective! DOOMPUFF: DOOM!! You think you can stop me that way? JIGGLY DEATH! DOOMPUFF used JIGGLY DEATH! It's not very… DOOMPUFF: GRRRRR… …er…it's super effective! ANGEPUFF used GOODNESS BEAM as DOOMPUFF used EVIL BLAST! Arg… THIS could get REPETITIVE! NARRATOR is going to check on ERIC! The aforementioned mental hospital escapee was sitting around talking with his fellow Doompuff survivors. This more or less consists of himself, Mike, Fanboy, Sabrina, Deutshläunder, and a few extras here and there. "Ok Mike, my surviving Pokémon are Jigglypuff, Arbok, and Royal Kingler. How are yours?" "A Charmeleon, my Magikarp, and Haunter…" "You should feel lucky. I only have Kadabra left." "Well, you can kick anyone's ass by yourself, I don't see why you'd care." Eric is thrown into a rock telekinetically. "What, do you all think me some heartless bitch monster?" The ensuing silence is enough of an answer and everyone is telekinetically beat over the head by the Saffron Gym leader. "Ow…vhy this happen to me? I just poor German stuck in this nut house…" "Well, there is no more Germany anymore, so just get used to it." "No more…Germany?" "Well, the land mass is still there but Doompuff totally destroyed all of Europe a while ago." As Deutshläunder starts crying everyone else indifferently starts looking through stuff and patching up wounds. NARRATOR was mistaken! Things HERE are no more interesting! That's a little cold, don't you think? NARRATOR thinks that's part of the humor! You're a cold… HEARTLESS too! So, what's happening between the two omni-puffs? There's nothing but pointless bickering over here. Just your standard battle between two ULTRA-POWERFUL BEINGS over the FATE of a WORLD! NARRATOR will see if anything's changed! In about 30 seconds the observing narrators reach their destination. WHO was THAT? That would be the great Webmaster, the one writing this and putting us all through this crap… NARRATOR says "Oh."! Ah, here we are, the two Jigglypuffs are blasting at each other with various beams, Doompuff is trying to bite or tear into Angepuff, who's only blocking with bonks from its staff. Wait…what's Angepuff doing now? ANGEPUFF is using REDEMPTION POWER! ANGEPUFF is instilling GOODNESS and MORALS into DOOMPUFF! The Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom is suddenly filled with feelings it's never had before. Love, care, goodness, the feel of a nice day to most people. Concepts of mercy and peace enter its brain and try to dislodge the instinct to kill that Doompuff is so well known for. The power of all that is good and loving flows through Doompuff allowing it to see things from the good guy's point of view. DOOMPUFF says it feels renewed, and all nice and warm inside! DOOMPUFF also says…. …. …. …. ….THAT THIS IS REALLY PISSING IT OFF! EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM used DOOM MAIM! ANGEPUFF was MAIMED beyond RECOGNITION! DOOMPUFF buried ANGEPUFF and stomped off to find VICTIMS! Meanwhile: "Face it guys, nothing can stop Doompuff!" "Well, I'm not too sure…" "What are you suggesting, Mike?" "Well….maybe if we evolved another Jigglypuff into a Doompuff and got them to fight…" Everyone jumps up and screams unanimously: "THAT IS THE DUMBEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD! WE'D ALL DIE TWICE AS FAST!" The End…of all Aqua Version?