Aqua War Event #3
The End of the Uber-Powerful?

War Event 3-3: The End Finally
Written by: EricMHE
Player: Fictional EricMHE
Published Date: April 28, 2002

Aqua Version. Land of bad happenings. …like most PB versions. Calm and tranquil just isn't fun, especially for the more evil narrators.

NARRATOR resembles that REMARK!

What, does it take offense at that?

NO! NARRATOR is just commenting on the TRUTH of that COMMENT!
Yes, NARRATOR does like ATTENTION, no need to WISE-CRACK about it!

Anyway, Aqua Version is in particularly bad trouble now. Even this version has never seen a threat quite on this scale. The existence of the entire version is at stake, not just its population, and even if it survives its excuse for "reality" may be forever twisted into something even more bizarre. And now the conclusion begins…

ERICMHE is PRAYING!
Dun wanna die… at least not yet. And not without other survivors to mourn my passing!
MIKE: …dude, NO ONE is going to mind your death. I'd bet $50 there'd be a party or two when you're gone. Though, you wouldn't be around to pay up.
SABRINA: Urg…such a headache…
Psychics get headaches?
SABRINA: We get the worst headaches.
DARK WARRIOR: Hey, anyone know what the deal with the betting ring is?
RANDOM PERSON: Yeah, the obsessive girl and her alternate counterpart got in a fight, first it was just Buddy and Brock watching, then it was the alternate Sabrina and a few others, and now…
SABRINA: About to die and everyone watches a "cat-fight" … urrh, it's even more messed up that one begin in the first place…
MIKE: Oooh! Wanna see! Wanna see!
MIKE tries to FIGHT through the CROWD!

Godzilla observed his surroundings annoyed. Absolutely nothing was working with any semblance of normal. Up in the sky a battle waged that he couldn't even affect… for the first time ever he felt small. It was a really frustrating feeling.
Down below the humans were running around even more crazed than usual. There also seemed to be a lot more of them… Gee, the things really did breed at an atrocious rate, didn't they?
Godzilla snapped around and roared as he felt an evil presence he hadn't felt for a long time. Well, it was back now was it? Maybe they'd get to settle the score this time.

Guh…there's just more and more people all the time with this whole reality is falling apart thing…
ERICPHD: Indeed. Though with a theoretically infinite number of realities in existence there could eventually be enough people here to over-flood the earth and populate the X-Box.
SABRINA: Damn that's a lot of people.
ERICPHD: Indeed.
CHANG: All these people, all this chaos…it feels wrong…I know! The fighting's died down!
CHANG jumps into the CROWD and begins RANDOMLY hitting people!
NARRATOR thinks you're PUSHY!
NARRATOR is! Though…didn't you LEAVE?
Nah, that was the GREEN NARRATOR!
Oh, RIGHT!
ROOKIE: It's weird to be alive again. This is all horribly confusing.
NOVICE: That it is.
ROOKIE: Who are you?
NOVICE: I'm me.
ROOKIE: …
NOVICE: Err, well, I used to be called Rookie but I evolved when I learned something.
ROOKIE: How depressing…
NARRATOR is getting a bigger HEADACHE!
NARRATOR also thinks all this DIALOGUE is getting INSANE in addition to STUPID!
FILLER ends NOW!
X-BOX used DEATH-BEAM!

GEORGE: Holy crap!
Where'd you come from?
JIM: Same place I came from.
PINK WARRIOR: Ooh, I like your outfit.
GEORGE: …no gay jokes please…
PINK WARRIOR: Eh? Umn, I'm not gay. I just think pink is the scariest color.
JIM: Interesting point… though somehow I don't think the effect works quite that way.

Though there were hundreds if not thousands of voices all talking at once as people battled, chatted, or just tried to shout over everyone else, one voice stood above all others. In fact, with one mere word it stopped all form of conversation and activity.

"DOOM!!!"

The Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom looked at its audience approvingly, noting looks of terror, fear, and disgust from some not familiar with it.

DOOMPUFF: BETTER, NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION…
NARRATOR feels that NO ONE is going to LIKE this!
DOOMPUFF: YOU GET TO DYING!!!
DOOMPUFF instantly devoured CARL COTTONNY!
DOOMPUFF snapped ALTERNATE SABRINA #3 in half!
DOOMPUFF killed TOUGH MIKE! And BOB! And JIM! And NOVICE!
DOOMPUFF ate ALTERNATE STILL-ALIVE MISTY! And ASH! And a MEOWTH!
DOOMPUFF snapped a team of VARIOUS-COLORED WARRIORS in HALF! And did the same to some guy called ALAN! And PINK WARRIOR!

…and DOOMPUFF is just way the hell AHEAD of NARRATOR here and NARRATOR has no chance to KEEP UP! *pant* …and you know… *pant* It's just KILLING various EXPENDABLES left and RIGHT! *whew*…
I thought we got rid of that thing! WAAAHH!!
SABRINA: Please, that thing's so overused I don't think it'll ever be gone.

Doompuff tore through the masses with typical frightening speed, bodies and pieces of bodies flew about accompanied with a nearly constant spray of blood. People, Pokémon and other things tried desperately to run away but with so many in such close quarters everyone was in everyone else's way, causing a congested crowd that was easy-pickings for the Doompuff.

DOOMPUFF died!
DOOMPUFF: HEH, fool.
DOOMPUFF died where NARRATOR comes from!
…was hoping THIS one would TOO!
DOOMPUFF used JIGGLY DEATH!

URG….*gasp*…
Alternate NARRATOR died! So sad, now NARRATOR is the only NARRATOR! …well, except for the WHITE FANFIC NARRATOR!
DOOMPUFF: THIS IS TRUE.
…uh-oh…NARRATOR did NOT like that TONE…

OTURI: What, you're surprised?
When it comes to Doompuff being able to do it, no. Though, always kind of figured Gyarados would be around forever.
HAUNTER: HAUNT!!!
POPCORN SHRIMP: Now, hold it, you aren't going to try and play hero are you?
HAUNTER: Haunter haunt, haunter, haunt, haunt. Er, haunter.
PS: Yeah, good points. Aqua characters don't care much for heroism and you'd only die too which would look really weird being a ghost and all.
DOOMPUFF: OOOH, GOOD TARGET.
MIKE eeps as he realizes DOOMPUFF is looking at HIM!
MIKE: NOOOO!!!

Mike turned to run, scrambling over other people and bodies already in the area. Doompuff jumped after him and launched a kick that landed in the middle of Mike's back and sent him flying over the crowd and skidding through a clearing until he came to a stop and didn't move.

Mike too eh? Well, this battle is just full of surprise casualties.
DOOMPUFF: AND AT LAST, YOU.
ERICMHE trembles in FEAR!
Funny…I'd always expected to live forever…and if not, at least dying with clean shorts…
DOOMPUFF used…ewww…
Funny, NARRATOR didn't think ERICMHE had a heart to TEAR OUT! …and DOOMPUFF eats it, of COURSE…
Various people RUN AWAY!
EVOLUMAN: Oh man! It's that Doompuff again!
CREATIOMAN: Some minion of Satan be that thing!
EVOLUMAN: Actually it did a great favor for the furthering of science and ate your poser god and such.
CREATIOMAN: Blasphemy! WHY THE HOLY RIGHTOUSNESS OF THE BIBLE SOLE DECREES THAT…
EVOLUMAN pushes CREATIOMAN into DOOMPUFF!
DOOMPUFF snaps CREATIOMAN in HALF!
Well, if this doesn't GET the AUTHOR flamed to the point his E-MAIL crashes, NARRATOR has no idea what will! ^^
AUTHOR: …this is punishment for screwing up by tossing Egozilla into the mix and thusly tearing reality to shreds, huh?
NARRATOR says that is affirmative!
AUTHOR: I wonder if it's too late to put a disclaimer on about Doompuff having only destroyed the Aqua versions of various deities…
NARRATOR thinks DOOMPUFF did that, like, over a YEAR ago! Would say it's well into "TOO LATE"!

Sabrina watched Doompuff tear into the crowd, killing anyone within arms reach. Determining it was busy enough she walked over to Eric's corpse and looked down at it, wincing a little at the gore.
"I suppose I should cheer this silver lining, but somehow I can't quite manage it."
Sabrina knelt down beside the corpse and continued, "I think I always imagined you going out a little more…outrageously. Even though it took the imminent doom of the entire version to finally take you out, it somehow seems a little lackluster. I mean, 'Doompuff just kills EricMHE,' doesn't seem right. Seems like you'd either be the last to go or go out in some huge explosive finale that would take out anyone still alive."
She stood up and kicked the body over to its other side and smirked, "I'd at least hoped I'd be the one to do it. Was a little ambitious maybe, but one can always hope."
Sabrina tossed her head back and laughed loudly but humorlessly, it was more crazed, a response to the hopeless situation that wasn't crying. She couldn't break down, she was Sabrina, the cold heartless one, or at least the sarcastic bitch that always held some control of the situation. Her crying would suggest another dimension beyond that, and damn if an Aqua character be beyond 2-dimensional.

And with the giant space-battle…
Unicron has his feet imbedded in the X-Box to keep stationary and currently has Egozilla in a headlock…and is…giving it a 'noogie'.
Unicron: "SAY IT!"
Egozilla: "NEVER!"
X-Box: "Get off me!"
…okaaaayy….umn, back planet-side…

DOOMPUFF ate "NED"!
WASPINATOR: NOOO!!! Big booming voice that take pity on Wazzpinator…gone…
DOOMPUFF says SILENCE! Your whining annoys it!
WASPINATOR: Zzuuree…slag Wazzpinator, everyone elzze doezz.
DOOMPUFF snaps WASPINATOR in half!
WASPINATOR: HA! Zat all you got? I get worzze dan dizz on daily baziz.
DOOMPUFF ate WASPINATOR's lower body!
WASPINATOR: hey…
DOOMPUFF snaps WASPINATOR's head off his body!
DOOMPUFF melts WASPINATOR's torso and arms!
DOOMPUFF smashed WASPINATOR's head in!
WASPINATOR: Oww…Wazzpinator keep quiet now…
DOOMPUFF looks at WASPINATOR in disbelief!
DOOMPUFF shrugs and throws WASPINATOR's head away!
DOOMPUFF moves on!
SCI-FI GAL: Well…looks like we're doomed…
FANTASY GAL: That it does…where'd this wall come from anyway?
ANIME GAL: I think it was kicked up from the X-Box's laser.
FG: Well, as I die, let me just not that Star Trek sucks, leaving me to spend most of my last minutes fighting an idiot with bad taste.
SFG: WHAT?! DOES NOT! TAKE IT BACK ALREADY!! Anyway, bad taste? I'm an alternate you!
AG: Can't you think of any better last words? This is not the time to argue about taste, which one can't account for…
FG: You implying something?
AG: Maybe I am, but I'm not wasting energy fighting myself over preferred entertainment.
DOOMPUFF: DOOM! HEE-LLOOO!! EVIL, INVINCIBLE THING OUT TO KILL YOU ALL HERE!
AG: Since I have the best taste of this set of Rachaels, how about you kill them first?
FG-SFG: HEY!!
SABRINA: Heya Doomy.
DOOMPUFF: PUFF?

Doompuff turned to look at Sabrina, rather surprised anyone would deliberately draw its attention. As soon as it turned around Sabrina let loose a massive power flash. She knew she couldn't harm Doompuff, so it wasn't so much a power blast as just blinding light. It would have been stunning anyway, but with the battle overhead blotting out the sun it was horrendous. Doompuff stumbled back a step, momentary nearly blinding with spots in its vision. It closed its eyes and rubbed them, and got a surprise and it felt a small piece of metal and plastic land in one of its giant Jigglypuff ears.
Sabrina smirked as she clicked it on and soon Doompuff was assaulted with a horrible thing far worse than any of the unbelievably horrific attacks it had shrugged off before…

"I love you, you love me. We're a happy family…"

Doompuff's bloodshot eyes shot open in horror and it looked to the sky as it howled in torture.
"DDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!"

DOOMPUFF is running around in CIRCLES!
DOOMPUFF desperately screams and shakes its HEAD!
DOOMPUFF: GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!! GET IT OUT!!!!
DOOMPUFF starts SMASHING its HEAD against BOULDERS!
AUDIO PLAYER breaks!
DOOMPUFF: *whew*…

Doompuff shook itself vigorously, dislodging the shattered remains of the tape player from within its ear. It turned to face the madly laughing Sabrina quite intent on killing her as slowly and painfully as it knew how. It lunged at her but she only smirked and waved farewell as she disappeared in a flash of light. Doompuff kept going and messily tore apart a group of living beings it landed in. Stupid teleportation, cheap move!
Doompuff couldn't believe it had fallen for that trick, not even using its ability to affect reality to keep her from teleporting away. Though…with all the holes about the place that showed alternate realities, times past, the voids of space and/or hiatus, doing anything to reality might well be a bad thing. …wait a minute, alternate realities? It could depopulate the entire planet many times over, it could eat forever! …while it wasn't quite getting out, destroying Pokébattles and all spin-off Doompuffs, it wasn't a bad opportunity in the slightest.
Doompuff started to drool…more, in anticipation until it was cut off by a familiar roar. None other than Godzilla, "King of Monsters". They'd had their disputes, Godzilla wanted to keep his title while Doompuff felt it should have all titles worthy applied to it. However, not much hurt Doompuff and Godzilla was too big to cause too much damage too and regenerated anyway. It had been a standoff. Doompuff snarled and charged. Today was different! Today was the end of everything else, Doompuff would stand supreme!!
Godzilla struck first, a lance of blue fire flew from his mouth and enveloped Doompuff and most of the surrounding area. The ground melted to glass and vegetation instantly vaporized but Doompuff was only stunned. It snarled and charged again. Godzilla fired a second blast, this one a red beam with energy sparking about it. It hit Doompuff and utterly destroyed anything within 70 feet of it, superheated gases all that was left of anything it directly hit. Doompuff was a slightly more tender-looking pink, lightly burned from the blast, but this time it leapt into the air and inflated itself, buoying itself along flying through the air. (think a higher and more extended version of Jigglypuff or Kirby in Super Smash Brothers)
Godzilla moved in response and swatted Doompuff, intending to send it flying into the ground, but Doompuff was too fast, biting and digging into one of Godzilla's fingers. Godzilla swung his arm, trying to dislodge Doompuff, but the little pink ball of death held on with everything it had and slowly started to draw blood as it tried to gnaw its way through Godzilla's armored hide.
Godzilla shouted and tried to throw off Doompuff again, this time firing a burst of radioactive energy in all directions from himself. It was enough to dislodge Doompuff and send it flying into the sky, even if it did bring a bit of Godzilla's finger with it. Godzilla looked at his finger and growled, holding it out oddly until it would grow back.
Doompuff saw where it was going, and while temporarily disappointed at having its battle interrupted, was glad. Three unbelievable huge beings! Doompuff didn't care about the massive power all three had which was nearly tangible, to Doompuff they were just darn good eatin'.
Doompuff really has a rather short attention span doesn't it? Everything's just an opportunity until something new happens…

SABRINA: Well, looks like it's a four-way match now.
NABIKI: Anyone have any bets on who will win?
RYOGA: At this rate I think we all just lose.
AKANE: Yeah Nabiki, really, we're all going to die here and you're still trying to make money?
NABIKI: I'm just hoping the saying 'you can't take it with you' is wrong is all.
RYOGA2: Wow talk about greedy.
NABIKI: Damn ri…what the urrh?
RYOGA2: Wow, another me.
RYOGA: Huh…
SABRINA: Uh, don't you find that disconcertingly odd?
RYOGAS: Not really.
NARRATOR sighs! Even alternate ANIME REALITIES are flooding in!
ERICMHEs appear!
ERICMHEs: Is it safe yet?
SABRINA: O_O; What the hell?! Great, one dies and twenty more pop up!
ERICMHE1: Oh, that. Yeah, we'll miss "Meh."
ERICMHE2: Speak for yourself. Idiot wasn't even terrified enough to run.
ERICMHE3: That suckah dead now for that foo' mistake.
SABRINA: …
DARK WARRIOR and RED NINJA appear! And see the ERICS!
DARK WARRIOR: E-GAD!!!
RED NINJA: Whoah…weird…
ERICMHE4: Easy to tell we're liked, eh? -_-
ERICMHE5: Bastards! KILL THEM ALL!!
ERICMHE6: There's been quite enough of THAT today.
DARK WARRIOR: SOMEONE explain just what is going on!
ERICMHE5: Oh you wanna fight, do you? GLADLY!
ERICMHE2: Down boy, down.
ERICMHE7: Well, you see, it's like this…
ERICMHEs: You can only kill one personality at a time!!
ERICMHE8: And given the time it took to kill three and the fact that there are now twenty five of us, we're going to live a very, very long time. ^^
DW: Don't bet on it!
DW randomly KNIFES an MHE!
ERICMHE7: …well, twenty four now.
SABRINA: This is giving me a migraine…this is just too many of you…
ERICMHE1: It's been great to have a body fully under my control, but I do believe she has a point. Now that we've formed from the liberated mental energies of the first body we need to form again.
ERICMHE9: But reforming is painful… isht not a kawaii action…
ERICMHE5: You'll do it girly, or else I'll break your arms and make you!
ERICMHE9: *sniff* such a bully…but, yeah, I know we have too…
ERICMHEs all charge EACH OTHER!
Massive HEADBUTT ensues!
ERICMHEs become ERICMHE!
Ow…my head…
DW: Figures the only thing that really hurts his head is his own head.
RN: Neat trick, though I'm glad I don't have the mental issues it involves.
Hmn…interesting that "Meh" had the body at the time of death…I feel much less apathetic now. How's the battle going?

The battle had been intense most of this time, Unicron and Egozilla had been trading blows using the X-Box like a boxing ring when Doompuff came flying at them. Unicron avoided the little deadly creature, leaving it to smash into and eat part of the X-Box.
Doompuff had managed to stun Egozilla during a test to see if its ability to snap things in half would work on such huge adversaries. Now it was after Unicron, who was firing eyebeam blasts and fire from his mouth to try and stop Doompuff to no avail. Doompuff managed to land on Unicron, running about tearing metal sheets off the planet eater. Eventually he got to one of the great spikes on Unicron's arms.
Doompuff tore the spike off and intended to use the massive miles-long spike as a weapon against his huge opponents. Unicron swatted Doompuff off and sent it plummeting towards the X-Box.

NARRATOR says it looks rather like a STAND-OFF!
RN: The X-Box has easily taken the most damage, but then, it's a lot bigger and can afford it.
DOOMPUFF tries to snap X-BOX in half! …succeeds in making a HUGE crack at least!

Doompuff snarled in frustration, these big guys just seemed all but impossible to hurt. It impossibly hoisted its weapon that it took from Unicron and looked at the prominent green X with evil determination.
"WITH HELL'S FURY I STAB AT THEE!!"
Doompuff brought down the massive spike right into the X, shattering parts of the glass-like material and thrusting it deep into the X-Box.
The X-Box shouted in pain as electricity lanced across its entire being and pieces of it floated into space.
It sat stunned a moment before shouting at Doompuff, "DAMN IT THAT HURT!! …and you utterly screwed up that quote."
Doompuff smirked and said, "PARAPHRASED IT. FELT IT HAVE GOOD EFFECT WITH WHAT I WAS DOING."

Unicron punched Egozilla across the face and got his left arm slashed by its claws. Unicron attacked again, kneeing it in the gut and getting it with an overhead two-fist slam, sending it smashing into the X-Box. Egozilla was slowly shrinking, feeling its sense of "r0xx0rness" fading as it couldn't handily put down the metal monsters it was facing, but it was still awful big.
The resulting shaking made Doompuff lose its balance and the X-Box took the chance to strike. With its last use of its green X-laser it blasted Doompuff. The blast was not precise, scattering about with wasted energy flying all over, some shocking the X-Box and blowing out the X for good but it did hit Doompuff, sending it flying back down to Aqua.

MMGHAM: Bam-Boom is almost at ultimate power! I only need one more thing and we can hit those vile titans with more power than what can be truly comprehended!
Great! What is it?
MMGHAM: …a plasma relay…
SABRINA: What the urrh is that?
SFG: Sounds like something on Star Trek.
EVERYONE looks at SFG!
BROCK: Do you have one?
SFG: Oh suuure, of course I have starship components. They're just in my other pants.
BUDDY: Cool! I can go get them for you if you want!
SFG facefaults!
SFG: One, that was sarcasm, and two…I don't want you anywhere near my pants.
BUDDY: Ohhh…
BAM-BOOM: We can rig one up, everyone empty your pockets and Pokéballs, I'll walk you through it.
Ok.
SABRINA: Regular MacGuyver are you?
BAM-BOOM: I think not, he's not nearly as clever as I. ^^
EVOLUMAN: Modest too…
Look! It's coming back!
SFG: What's that?
DOOMPUFF is RE-ENTERING the ATMOSPHERE!!!
DOOMPUFF: DOOOM!!
BAM-BOOM: Oh no…we can't make it in time!!

Bam-Boom was indeed right, they could not make a makeshift plasma relay to enable him to fire on Doompuff in the time it would take Doompuff to land. However, there were the alternate time-clones of MMGHAM and Bam-Boom, one with a three-minute edge…

BAM-BOOM: We need one last wire, from the hairpin to the paperclip…
Evoluman: Will this do?
BAM-BOOM: Yes.
MMGHAM: That's it!
BAM-BOOM: Make it quick, that thing'll kill us all!
MMGHAM installs LAST PART!
BAM-BOOM is ready to FIRE!

HOLY…
RN: Mere words fail to encompass the sheer…
DW: AWESOMENESS OF THAT THING! Whoo…
SABRINA looks at DARK WARRIOR funny!
DW: Hey…I'm not usually a 'laser beams and explosions' fan, but that was just…damn…

Doompuff flew through space in a daze. The world was blacking out around it and this was pain on a whole new level. Ugh, did even humans feel this much pain in their last minutes?
Egozilla kicked Unicron away and was about to follow up on the attack when it noticed Doompuff. It swung its tail around and smacked the evil pink ball, sending it flying back to earth. Egozilla winced, Doompuff was somehow flaming in space and was moving at a nearly impossible speed. The entire end of its tail was welting up from the hit. Egozilla shrunk some as it became afraid of whatever hit Doompuff.

Doompuff hit earth and came to fully. It was really, really mad. Every living thing everywhere was going to pay dearly for this pain… Doompuff snorted in confusion as it felt a different moisture along its mouth. It wiped its mouth and looked at it… it was blood, but not like any blood it had seen before, it was dark, bubbled, it looked and felt toxic, and Doompuff hadn't killed anything that bled within the last… this was its blood!! The Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom was bleeding!!!
Oh, this was nice icing on the cake. Now the killing had to resume promptly.

NARRATOR would like to congratulate MMGHAM on doing about A BILLION more HP damage to DOOMPUFF than anyone before!
Though…you REALLY TICKED it off!
DOOMPUFF: DOOOMM!!!
ERICMHE disappeared!
SABRINA: Disappeared?
You think ERICMHE would waste time RUNNING in this situation?
EVOLUMAN: Point…in fact I…
NARRATOR is having doubts about being here itself!
SABRINA: That gun's good, but even it can't take Doompuff out by itself, anyway, I think that one is recharging.
EVOLUMAN: The others aren't done yet either…so, let's leave!
SABRINA stops EVOLUMAN from RUNNING!
SABRINA: Not so fast, running only buys you time.
EVOLUMAN: Exactly!
SABRINA: No…there's too much here, too much going on. We have to end this now…
MMGHAM: Uh-oh…evil snarling ball getting close…
BAM-BOOM: We need a diversion!
MMGHAW vol…what the?!
M…urrh…

MS MEGA GUNG-HO ACTION WOMAN volunteers!
MMGHAW charges DOOMPUFF!
BAM-BOOM: Funny, I was just thinking a random alternate reality person sacrificing themselves would be just the ticket…
SABRINA: Your evolve move!
EVOLUMAN: Huh?
SABRINA: The other two are "incomplete ultra Bam-Boom"s, an evolution move should make them "complete ultra Bam-Boom"s! We won't have to wait for the final component to be made.
EVOLUMAN: Ah, I'm sold. EVOLVE!
EVOLUMAN used EVOLVE!
UNDER CONSTRUCTION ULTIMATE BAM-BOOM evolved to FINISHED FORM!
SABRINA: Ha! I was right. …the wording isn't precisely what I said but that's probably narrative spite.
EVOLUMAN runs to the 'PAST' VERSION!
EVOLUMAN: One more time, EVOLVE!
UNDER CONSTRUCTION ULTIMATE BAM-BOOM evolved to FINISHED FORM!
DOOMPUFF licks BLOOD off its lips!
DOOMPUFF throws remains of MMGHAW's armor away!
MMGHAM: …such a tragedy…a fine woman that…
BAM-BOOM: Shut the drama and get ready to fire!
MMGHAM, MMGHAM, MMGHAM and BAM-BOOM, BAM-BOOM, and BAM-BOOM used ULTIMATE FINAL BLAST!

The three beams converged on Doompuff and threw it out into the reaches of space again. The X-Box saw this coming and opened fire with smaller beams from its controller ports. The energy it fired was massive but it wasn't a match for the combined power of the three energy beams.

FORCES COLLIDE!
ULTIMATE FINAL BLAST pushed back X-BOX BEAM!
DOOMPUFF…EXPLODED?!?!
DOOMPUFF DIED!
W00t!?!?

Unicron transformed back into his planet-form. Though he felt it seemed to abrupt an end he was happy enough to be functioning. He had to repair himself and devour more worlds to regain his energy, but he had some time to do it in. Transformers the Movie took place in 2005 after all.

The Aqua cast was, needless to say, both utterly shocked and very happy.

We lived! X-Box is gone! So is Doompuff! Wow…we're alive.
OTURI: Oh, good, there's a point to doing this then.
OTURI goes into "PSYCHIC VAMPIRE" mode and possesses a RANDOM PASSERBY!
REALITY begins to MEND itself!
MMGHAM no longer has future and past clones! Tears in REALITY begin to SHRINK! …very slowly…
DW: Doesn't seem like we're seeing as many big voids or past times either. Nice.
MMGHAM disconnects BAM-BOOM from ULTRA-UPGRADE so it is possible to carry again!
MMGHAM: Today is a great day…we have won the greatest of all possible victories… foes thought unbeatable threaten us no more.
RN: Thou speaks almost wisely.
MMGHAM: Just saying, WE BLASTED THOSE BADDIES GOOD!! You know.
Wow, Unicron is doomed in three years, X-Box is gone, and Doompuff actually dead. This means that there is nothing left that can threaten the entire…
OTHER PEOPLE jump on ERICMHE!
SABRINA: Don't even dare think to ever finish that sentence fool!
ERICPHD: We certainly have a mess to clean up. It'll take months at least for reality to repair itself to what passes as a "normal" state. We should likely try and put everyone back where they belong before it happens, just in case. We really don't want any nasty lingering ramifications for this battle.
DW: Just what the hell reality do you come from anyway?
ERICPHD: One where the author of this site has a Jason-like ego I do believe.
RN: Makes sense…

Threats to the entire population of Aqua are a thing of the past. Now this Pokébattles version will continue on and try to rebuild itself and keep from collapsing with all the torn fabric of reality stuff going on. The future of Aqua is sure to be weird, maybe even by this site's standards. You know you want to keep up. ^^;;

Alright, I dislike sounding too snippy, but I did spend almost a day writing this, care to take a couple minutes out to post feedback?