Eric: "Hello, I'm your host Eric. I'm webmaster of the Aqua Version and today we're bringing you the biggest bash in this site's history! The super Saffron Psychic takes on the egotistical but powerful Fanboy. I'd like you to welcome my co-hosts Stone Cold Steve Austin and Tankorr."
Stone Cold: "This certainly looks to be quite the match-up. While it's true Sabrina's only defeated one-show extras she has proven herself to be very formidable. Fanboy on the other hand has a longer track record here and wins more often than not. Not to mention he's captured many powerful legends to use in his Pokémon arsenal including Hulk Hogan and Optimus Prime."
Tankorr: "The results of anyone battle are insignificant, in the end I shall rule Cybertron and then move to wipe organic life from your pitiful planet Earth!"
Eric: "Interesting insights both of you, now let's move our cameras down to the field."

Sabrina stands opposite Fanboy, the two staring at each other from across a clearing. Fanboy has his Pokéballs on a shoulder strap and is in military camouflage. Sabrina is in her usual red battle dress and looking oddly good for someone who's been stomping through the woods for several days.
"If I'm not mistaken, you're Sabrina."
Sabrina says nothing, looking evil (she does it so well too!).
Fanboy spins an empty Pokéball on his finger and smirks. "Strong silent type, eh?"
"Just as well, means she won't complain much" he adds to himself.
Sabrina acknowledges his existence, but mistakenly believes Fanboy to be Eric, MHE "I've been looking for you. Where's your friend?"
Fanboy blinks, thinking to himself that he has no friends.
"Nevermind, it doesn't matter."
Sabrina levitates a Pokéball and grins a psychotic grin.
Fanboy snatches a Pokéball off his shoulder strap and smiles as he expands it to full size. "Let's do it!"

Eric: "Here we go! Fanboy wants to fight!"
Stone Cold: "And don't forget that Sabrina wants to fight! Time to get down and dirty!"
Tankorr: "The fools, fighting each other only weakens them and assures my future victory!"

Fanboy winds up dramatically and moves to throw his Pokéball but just before he releases he freezes in place.
"HUH!?! I…can't…move!"

Eric: "Sabrina used her mind freeze attack stopping Fanboy in his tracks!"
Stone Cold: "We all know Fanboy's a trickster though, I wouldn't be surprised if he had a defense against this!"

Sabrina laughs as Fanboy's Pokédex and flies out of his pocket and into her hands.
She types into it a little and it beeps in the most annoying voice since the invention of the Poké-world's phone "All Pokémon have been released. Have a nice day."
Fanboy growls as Sabrina throws the Pokédex away and causes it to implode on itself. He strains to move but can only watch helplessly as his Pokéballs fly off…and explode! The prisoners inside are released but stand idle.
Sabrina realizes what's going on and Fanboy's gym badges fly off and disintegrate.
"Now you, why do you listen to this kid?" All of Fanboy's former "Pokémon" turn around and move to attack. Sabrina releases Fanboy and laughs as he runs away with a large mob in hot pursuit.
"I don't think that was Eric actually, but it was fun."

Eric: "…my…"
Stone Cold: "I'll say, what was hyped up to be the greatest clash in all Aqua Version history turned out to be hardly any more interesting than the Tree's suicide attack on the Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom!"
Tankorr: "Ah, Megatron was released! I imagine this means I have the pleasure of disposing of him myself!"
Eric: "I doubt we'll be hearing much from Fanboy for a while, he'll be lucky to escape that mob!"
Stone Cold: "Well, I do believe that's a rap. Good night, good fight."
Eric: "Uhh…wrong show…that's copyright infringement!!"
Stone Cold: "So sue me."