Grrr…why'd they have to go and lock me up in here?!
The food is horrid, this jacket is restrictive, and worst of all…they took away that machine I got on the black market!
ERIC is chewing on STRAIGHT JACKET!
Chewing on STRAIGHT JACKET is gross!
*ptooey!* Well, I'd like you present a better way out of this thing!
*chomp!*
STRAIGHT JACKET is enraged!
STRAIGHT JACKET wants to fight!
What? Um…how are a straight jacket and I going to fight?
STRAIGHT JACKET used BIND!
ERIC is bound!
THAT'S NOT NEWS!! Die straight jacket!
ERIC used RAM!
ERIC rammed into wall hoping to hurt enemy STRAIGHT JACKET!
No effect on enemy STRAIGHT JACKET!
ERIC is in pain!
Oww…I must rethink my strategy…
DOCTORS appeared!
DOCTORS have been monitoring you and say you're getting worse!
Huh?
They say talking to and fighting a straight jacket is a fair sign of mental illness!
Heh, oh yeah?
Hey, straight jacket, they're the ones that stuck us together in this room!
STRAIGHT JACKET is enraged!
STRAIGHT JACKET allied with you!
Ally STRAIGHT JACKET jumped off you and attacked the DOCTORS!
Ally STRAIGHT JACKET went into a frenzy!
Critical hit!
It's not very effective.
Critical hit!
It's super effective!
Enemy DOCTORS fainted!
All right! Now, I just have to find that machine that turns Game Boy Pokémon into real life Pokémon and I'm on my way!
SECURITY was called!
Uh-oh! Come on pal, let's bolt!
ERIC and STRAIGHT JACKET ran away!

Mental Escape #2: Security Smash May 25, 2000
Setting: Aqua Version
Player: Eric, Mental Patient [1-0-1] Last battle: Tie vs. Straight Jacket/win vs. Doctors (Mental Escape 1)

All right! Thanks jacket, now I've got all 150 Pokémon in this backpack! Now I…
Ally STRAIGHT JACKET glared at you!
Er…We will be unstoppable!
Ally STRAIGHT JACKET says that's better!
SECURITY GUARDS appeared!
Heh, out of my way or prepare to face my wrath!
SECURITY GUARDS aren't scared!
SECURITY GUARDS want to fight!
Ally STRAIGH JACKET jumped on two SECURITY GUARDS!
All three disappear in a "FIGHT CLOUD!"
Just one for me. All right pal, let's go!
Enemy SECURITY GUARD sent out GUN!
YIPE!
Um…go me!
This fight's suicidal, get'm ERIC!
ACK A TREE!
ERIC use PANIC!
SECURITY GUARD panicked too!
SECURITY GUARD wants to know where it is!
HA! You fell for it! Headbutt!
ERIC used HEADBUTT!
Enemy SECURITY GUARD dropped GUN!
GUN fainted!
Enemy SECURITY GUARD sent out GROWLITHE!
Return me! Go Pokéball!
ERIC withdrew ERIC!
Go! KINGLER!
Ooh. Looks like Lady Luck likes me!
WEBSITE VIEWERS snicker!
Why?
WEBSITE VIEWERS know what you're in for later!
*groan*
Um…Kingler, water gun!
KINGLER used WATER GUN!
It's super effective!
Enemy GROWLITHE fainted!
Enemy SECURITY GUARD sent out SECURITY GUARD!
Kingler! …um…
KINGLER used UM!
KINGLER is confused!
Not good…
KINGLER hurt enemy SECURITY GUARD in its confusion!
HUH?!
Enemy SECURITY guard fainted!
Whoo-hoo! Come on jacket, let's blow this joint!

Prequel #3: Proceed to Oblivion May 25, 2000
Setting: Aqua Version
Player: Eric, Mental Patient [2-0-1] Last battle: Win vs. Security Guard (Mental Escape 2)

Hahaha! I am invincible!
Ally STRAIGHT JACKET used SLAP!
OWW!! Sorry…
MENTAL PATIENTS appeared!
MENTAL PATIENTS want to escape with you!
Me, ally myself with you weirdos?
ERIC is a fine one to talk!
MENTAL PATIENTS want to fight!
Go Pokémon! Use your most powerful attack!
Go! POKéMON!
POKéMON use most powerful attacks against MENTAL PATIENTS!
MENTAL PATIENTS fainted!
Whoa! Sweet! I can send them all out at once!?! Whoo--
NO!
NARRATOR only allows it this once!
--Awww…fooey!
ERIC and STRAIGHT JACKET ran outside!
Into spotlight!
Huh? What's going on?
A lot of POLICE pointed GUNS at you!
Ally STRAIGHT JACKET moves to attack!
Ally STRAIGHT JACKET is gunned down!
Ally STRAIGHT JACKET died!
NOOO!!! All right, you lousy…
ERIC is about to use INSULT!
ERIC should look at HOW MANY police there are!
AAAHHHH!!! THEY SENT THE WHOLE NATIONAL GUARD AFTER ME!!! …I feel special.
ERIC is a dummy!
THAT is not the NATIONAL GUARD!
THAT is the local POLICE FORCE!
The NATIONAL GUARD is on your right!
Yipe! I…surren--
HUGE EXPLOSIONS appeared!
HUGE EXPLOSIONS enveloped and killed POLICE and NATIONAL GUARD!
What the?!
A JIGGLYPUFF walks out of the smoking debris!
Huh?
JIGGLYPUFF winks at you!
JIGGLYPUFF tells you to go out there and give 'em hell! …and to cause as much damage and pain as possible!
Heh, you got it Jigglypuff! Thanks!
ERIC ran off!
ERIC evolved into… ERIC, MHE!
JIGGLYPUFF snickers evilly!
Umm…JIGGLYPUFF'S aren't supposed to have FANGS are they?
JIGGLYPUFF motions for SILENCE!
NARRATOR feels obligated to obey!