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Unofficial Poké Battles #1-5: A Legend Begins
Back when Poké Battles originally began, I decided to type a small message next to my e-mail address, mentioning that you can send ideas for battles, or write battles of your own. After weeks went by with nobody writing anything, I pretty much forgot about the whole thing. Then, one day in June, I received what I never thought I would - a Poké Battle called "Tree Time" had been written and sent to me by PhntmM12@aol.com. That probably would have been enough for me to build the "Unofficial Battles" section, but a very strange coincidence happened... the very next day I received an e-mail from katie@pika23.zzn.com asking for details about how to write Poké Battles. I sent her the information she wanted, and the next day I found myself with not one but two Poké Battles written by fans. I quickly built the unofficial section and wrote up basic guidelines for submitting battles. When the new section went up, the fans responded by sending me battles on a regular basis - since then, I have been receiving enough battles to publish one every week! So, I invite you to take a look at the very first battles sent to this site, written by authors who would return again to write more.
A Legend Begins
Color key: Game Text / Dialogue
Battle #1: Tree Time June 16, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Luke Skywalker Official Battles: #5, #6, #10
Written by PhntmM12@aol.com New Author
Webmaster's Choice: Award Winning Battle
DARKLUKE takes a WALK!
DARKLUKE crashes into TREE!
ouch... stupid tree...
TREE is angry!
ooh, an angry tree. I'm so scared.
TREE wants to fight!
Alright then. Let's.
Go, Light saber!
DARKLUKE sent out LIGHT SABER!
TREE sent out LEAF!
Enemy LEAF used AGILITY!
Enemy LEAF's speed greatly rose!
Light saber, slash it into pieces!
LIGHT SABER used SLASH!
LIGHT SABER's attack missed!
What the... alright... Light saber, quick attack!
Enemy LEAF used HEAVINESS!
It's super effective!
LIGHT SABER can't move!
What the... Light saber, cut through this leaf!
Enemy LEAF's attack continues!
It's super effective!
LIGHT SABER fainted!
wha? alright... you want tough, I'll give you tough
DARKLUKE sent out DARKLUKE!
TREE withdrew LEAF!
TREE sent out TREE!
Lets get this on!
Enemy TREE used FALL!
APPLES fell on DARKLUKE's head!
DARKLUKE is stunned!
No I'm not!
DARKLUKE is in trouble!
I am not!!
I'm not I'm not I'm not!
DARKLUKE ran away!
I didn't!
Who's in charge of this anyway?!
Enemy TREE says he is in charge, and LAUGHS!
DARKLUKE is a coward!
I'm not!!!!!!
Enemy TREE wins!
DARKLUKE really runs away!
I'll be back, Tree! I'll have my revenge!
Battle #2: Paper, Rock, Scissors June 23, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Katie [No Record]
Written by katie@pika23.zzn.com New Author
Hmm, Charmander, let's write a letter to Cara, okay?
CHARMANDER: Charrr!
huh? What's with the paper?
PAPER wants to fight!
Oh great.
PAPER sends out PAPER!
Go SCISSORS!
Out comes ROCK.
Not you! Where's scissors?
PAPER used PAPERCUT!
It's super-effective!
ROCK fainted!
PAPER: Hahaha! Do you surrender?
Never, you talking toilet tissue!
ROCK return! Go CHARMANDER!
Use your EMBER attack!
CHARMANDER used EMBER!
It's super effective!
PAPER fainted!
Yay! Only one problem! What'll we write with?
CHARMANDER: Char?
Oh well. Cara can wait. Hey, I'll phone her.
CHARMANDER: Char!
PHONE is disconnected!
Huh? This is creepy! I'm outta here, come on Charmander! What?
The doors and windows won't open!
MAN WITH HOOK wants to fight!
Oh brother!
Battle #3: Road Ambush June 30, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Joe [No Record]
Written by ge_heg3@yahoo.com New Author
Contains Level 1 Language (Mild Expletives)
Readers' Choice: Award Winning Battle
Joe is going for a drive down the street!
AHHHHH! I love my new convertible!!
Joe realizes that he doesn't have a convertible!
Oh man!
Joe sees an old lady crossing the street!
Joe swerves to miss her!
Joe hits a Squirtle in the process!
UH-OH!!
Squirtle becomes enraged!
SQUIRTLE: Squirtle! Squirt squir squirtl SQUIRT!!
Squirtle sent out Mew!
Oh man!!! Hitmonchan, Hitmonlee, Electabuzz GO!!
Joe sent out hitmonchan, Hitmonlee,and Electabuzz!
SQUIRTLE: Squi Squirtl Squirtle!!!
Mew uses Razor claws!!
YOU NICKED MY CONVERTIBLE!!!
Joe again realizes that he doesn't have a convertible!
Joe Becomes enraged!!
Hitmonchan! Thunder Punch! Hitmonlee! Super Kick!
Electabuzz! Blinding Light!!
MEW fainted!
YESSSSS!
Squirtle turns into old lady!!
Joe jumps into his car!
AHHHHH Once again reunited with my convertible!
Joe again realizes that he DOESN'T HAVE A CONVERTIBLE
Yes I do!!
NO YOU DON'T!!
OK OK I don't
Convertible GO!!!
Joe realizes... Oh what's the use!!!
Joe runs over the old lady!!
SPLAT!!!
COOL!
Car gains 810938967 experience points!
Car evolves into Convertible!
YESSSSSS Now I have a convertible!!
Joe sticks his tongue out at supreme being!
Supreme Being becomes enraged!!
Supreme Being sends out De-evolution spray!!
NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!NOT THAT!!!!
Supreme being laughs as he sprays Joe's convertible!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
You messed up there!!
Joe's convertible de-evolved into CAR!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My convertible!!!
Joe again realizes he doesn't have a convertible!
Oh Yeah Well damn you to hell!
Joe rides off into the distance!
Ill get you supreme being!!!!
To Be Continued...
Battle #4: Court Catastrophe July 7, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Eric [No Record]
Written by Bekkler10@aol.com New Author
COURT is now in session!
Judge, this man stole my Pokémon game. Arrest him!
JUDGE JUDY says he is innocent!
What?!
JUDGE JUDY sets him free!
You'll regret you did that, Judgey.
JUDGE JUDY wants to fight!
Ooooo-kay then, but don't say I didn't warn you.
JUDGE JUDY sent out PROSECUTOR!
Uh-huh. I know. Lawyer, go!
Go! LAWYER!
Lawyer, use your Lie attack!
LAWYER used LIE!
PROSECUTOR is caught in the LIEs!
Yeah!
PROSECUTOR used PROSECUTE!
LAWYER is PROSECUTED!
Okay. umm, Lawyer, use Briefcase.
LAWYER used BRIEFCASE!
Critical hit!
PROSECUTOR fainted!
Ha ha ha!
JUDGE JUDY sent out LONG-ARM-OF-THE-LAW!
That is a long name.
LONG-ARM-OF-THE-LAW used JAIL!
LAWYER fainted!
Grrr, now you're gonna get it. Your turn, Jury!
Go! JURY!
Jury, use your Boring Debate attack!
JURY used BORING DEBATE!
LONG-ARM-OF-THE-LAW is put to sleep!
LONG-ARM-OF-THE-LAW is fast asleep!
Now, Jury, finish it with Guilty.
JURY used GUILTY!
One-hit KO!
LONG-ARM-OF-THE-LAW fainted!
Whoo-hoo!
JUDGE JUDY sent out JUDGE JUDY!
Wha?? You can't send out yourself! I object!
OBJECTION overruled!
Fine then.
Go! OBJECTION!
Objection, use Object!
OBJECTION used OBJECT!
It doesn't affect Enemy JUDGE JUDY!
Nooooooo!
JUDGE JUDY used HAMMER!
It's super effective!
OBJECTION fainted!
Noooo! Well, if you can send out yourself, then...
ERIC sent out ERIC!
Hmm, what attacks do I have?
ERIC has:
BITE, WHINE, PUNT, and TYPE!
What?
You mean THOSE are my attacks?
Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
ERIC used WHINE!
JUDGE JUDY fainted!
What? You mean I beat her?
....Cool!
Battle #5: A Very, Very Strange Battle July 14, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Katie [Record: 1-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Paper (Battle #2)
Written by katie@pika23.zzn.com Author of Paper, Rock, Scissors (Battle #2)
Man, we totally destroyed that man with the hook, didn't we Charmander?
CHARMANDER: Char-ar-ar!
Oh look, a tree!
CHARMANDER: Char. . .
TREE wants to fight!
Oh, this must be the tree that got DARKLUKE!
TREE used TREE!
Oh yeah right. Go Charmander!
TREE used Razor Leaf!
It's not very effective...
CHARMANDER used Flame-thrower!
It's Super-effective!
All right! Go pokéball!
TREE was captured!
OFFICER JENNY: You're under arrest for Maple Tree Poaching!
But. . .but. . .
SQUIRTLE appeared!
SQUIRTLE turned into OLD LADY!
OLD LADY bopped OFFICER JENNY on the head with a cane!
OFFICER JENNY fainted!
Thanks bud!
OLD LADY turned back into SQUIRTLE!
SQUIRTLE: Squirtle Squirtle Squirt Squirt SQUIRTLE!!!! *Translation: You're welcome now give me some money NOW!!!
OK, here's $50 now let's get out of here Charmander!
CHARMANDER: Charrrr!
What is it? Oh wow, a convertible!
It's not a convertible.
Then what is it?
It's a golf cart.
Oh well, I never was too good with cars anyway.
KATIE and CHARMANDER drive away in their Golf Cart.
GOLF CART evolved into. . .
A convertible?!?
No. A Jeep.
Will anyone in these Poké Battles ever get a nice car?
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