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Battle #10: Jigglypuff Mayhem  January 22, 2000
Participants:
Eric, MHE [Record: 3-0-0]
Green Valkyrie [No Record] 
PB Narrator Narrator 

<wakuseino> Eric, you'd better win.
<Eric, MHE> Gyarodos is sleeping.
<Mystery03> This is fun! I'm going to participate next time!
<Dave> It's for a Pokémon, Lani.
<AmandaThePoofy> GO ERIC!!!
<AmandaThePoofy> YOU RULE, MAN!!!
Green Valkyrie enters the chat
<Eric, MHE> I forgot, I was going to use Gyarados as a club.
<wakuseino> He's practically immportal, that guy
<Eric, MHE> It's just as well.
<wakuseino> I don't mind, though...
<Eric, MHE> Immportal?
<wakuseino> uh........ 
<Green Valkyrie>  'Tis I
<wakuseino> err... Immortal.
<Dave> ERIC! My Twix bars are rooting for you!
<Eric, MHE> Ah, the one I am to beat!
<Eric, MHE> I won't disappoint you!
<wakuseino> Valkyrie, just fall over and die, ok?
<Lani> Hi greenie!
<Dave> Ack! Medevil Terror! 
<ALC (=^.^=)> *recieves popcorn from raichu and starts eating*
<Green Valkyrie> What on earth am I doing here?
<Dave> I give better drinks!
<AmandaThePoofy> hi!
<Mystery03> ?
<wakuseino> You don't know?
<Dave> You're about to die!
<Eric, MHE> *uses Carbos, Protein, Iron, and Calcium on Jigglypuff*
<Green Valkyrie> There is a... hostile atmosphere afoot
<Lani> HowJousting,Green
<Eric, MHE> *eats some rare candy*
<Dave> Use this Twix bat on him too!
<Dave> err...bar
<Eric, MHE> WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!  ULTRA SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!!
<wakuseino> You're here to battle a Mental Hospital Escapee, bent on winning the Pokebattles tournament.
<Pokeman> *buys some popcorn and a drink from Dave, aka Popcorn man.
<wakuseino> and he'd better win.
<Eric, MHE> Don't worry, I will.
<Green Valkyrie> I see...
<Dave> give Jigglypuff energy
<Green Valkyrie> Well, I dislike fighting for the sheer glory of it
<wakuseino> ..........
<Eric, MHE> Here Jigglypuff, eat these.
<wakuseino> then why ARE you here?
<AmandaThePoofy> *gives Eric Pop Rocks and Coke*
<wakuseino> Narrator?
<Eric, MHE> *Jigglypuff grows strong!*
<Green Valkyrie> But then, this Escapee seems to need someone to detain him
<Lani> But everyone is here to see you!
<Dave> Want some popcorn, Valkyrie? Need food, badly?
<wakuseino> What about red warrior and yellow archer?
<AmandaThePoofy> the #2 sugar high!
<wakuseino> you tried to kill them
<wakuseino> Eric's in league with them,
<PB Narrator> er... I didn't exactly ask the Valkyrie's permission before inviting her...
<Eric, MHE> You can't stop me!  No one has succeeded in returning me to the Mental Hospital!!!
<Dave> Only $1.50 a bag. A real bargain!
<Green Valkyrie> Ah, so this was orchestrated by thee, Narrative One?
<PB Narrator> um... ERIC, please enter the Arena!
<Dave> Here Green Valkyrie.....take this popcorn....eat it....
<PB Narrator> GREEN VALKYRIE, please enter the Arena!
<Eric, MHE> Eric enters, fans cheering.
<Dave> It's *hee* poisoned....
<AmandaThePoofy> *cheers*
<AmandaThePoofy> GO ERIC!!
<Green Valkyrie> This I shall win to spite the narration!
<Eric, MHE> Hello Blkrie is it?
<wakuseino> no you won't
<Pokeman> *cheers* *holds up Eric #1 sign*!!
<PB Narrator> **Please halt all chat at this point**
<Dave> *Throws Popcorn at Valkyrie
<Dave> Ha
<Green Valkyrie> I shall send the back to the Mental Hospital
<Green Valkyrie> as any kind citizen would do
<Eric, MHE> Don't even think about it!
<Eric, MHE> Go, Jigglypuff!
<PB Narrator> ERIC wants to fight!
<Eric, MHE> Use pound attack!
<PB Narrator> ERIC sent out JIGGLYPUFF!
<Green Valkyrie> By the wonder of my might, I shall strike you down!
<PB Narrator> GREEN VALKYRIE wants to fight!
<Eric, MHE> Tackle attack!
<PB Narrator> JIGGLYPUFF used POUND and TACKLE!
<PB Narrator> ...on NOTHING!
<Eric, MHE> Bit...er, double slap...
<Green Valkyrie> Fool... I must at least send something out, hmm?
<Eric, MHE> I'm HYPER!!!
<Eric, MHE> I want a fight and I WANT IT NOW!!!!!
<Dave> From my candy....
<Green Valkyrie> I don't know... I think I shall wait a moment to do anything...
<Eric, MHE> SEND IT OUT SEND IT OUT SEND IT OUT!!!!!!!!
<PB Narrator> JIGGLYPUFF is EXHAUSTED!
<Dave> FEED IT THE SKITTLES!
<Eric, MHE> Here, take this full restore!
<Eric, MHE> And these Twix!
<Green Valkyrie> Thy poor Jigglypuff... truly a Mental Patient would do such a thing...
<PB Narrator> JIGGLYPUFF is HAPPY!
<PB Narrator> JIGGLYPUFF recovered!
<Eric, MHE> Ok Jigglypuff, let's wait for her to move now.
<Green Valkyrie> Go... ORANGE JULIUS!
<PB Narrator> GREEN VALKYRIE sent out ORANGE JULIUS!
<Eric, MHE> Jigglypuff, drink this Dr. Pepper!
<Eric, MHE> Now crush the can on Orange's head!
<PB Narrator> ERIC used CRUSH!
<PB Narrator> CAN was CRUSHED!
<Eric, MHE> Jigglypuff, Mega Kick!
<Green Valkyrie> Orange, use your Quench attack
<Eric, MHE> Jigglypuff already drank!
<PB Narrator> ORANGE JULIUS offered DRINK to JIGGLYPUFF!
<Eric, MHE> Jigglypuff, smash it on his head too!
<PB Narrator> JIGGLYPUFF used MEGA KICK on DRINK!
<PB Narrator> DRINK soaked JIGGLYPUFF!
<Eric, MHE> Ack!  Sing!
<Green Valkyrie> How utterly pitiful
<PB Narrator> JIGGLYPUFF used SING!
<PB Narrator> ORANGE JULIUS fell asleep!
<Green Valkyrie> This is ridiculous!
<Eric, MHE> Now, double slap attack!  On Julius!
<Green Valkyrie> Julius, return!
<Green Valkyrie> I shall handle this myself
<Eric, MHE> Wait!
<PB Narrator> GREEN VALKYRIE sent out GREEN VALKYRIE!
<Eric, MHE> Ok, Jigglypuff double slap Green!
<PB Narrator> GREEN VALKYRIE was SLAPPED!
<Green Valkyrie> You shall feel my WRATH!!
<Eric, MHE> Now Jigglypuff, quickly reveal your true identity as the Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom!
<PB Narrator> GREEN VALKYRIE used WRATH!
<Eric, MHE> Rabid Bite!!
<PB Narrator> JIGGLYPUFF revealed IDENTITY!
<Green Valkyrie> What hast thou done to that poor Jigglypuff?
<Eric, MHE> I found it that way...
<PB Narrator> JIGGLYPUFF used RABID BITE!
<PB Narrator> GREEN VALKYRIE was BITTEN!
<Eric, MHE> Now, use BEARER OF DOOM!
<Green Valkyrie> *gasp* This... this cannot be!
<PB Narrator> EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM used BEARER OF DOOM!
<Eric, MHE> Evil Jigglypuff works.
<Green Valkyrie> Now I see the doom before us...
<Eric, MHE> Finish her off with Power Crush!
<Green Valkyrie> What hast thou done?
<Eric, MHE> Huh?
<PB Narrator> EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM is loafing around!
<PB Narrator> EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM wants to fight!
<Eric, MHE> I tried stopping that thing before...
<Green Valkyrie> Now we shall both die, fool!
<Eric, MHE> No way!!  I have the EARTH BADGE!!!
<PB Narrator> EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM stole the EARTH BADGE and ATE IT!
<Eric, MHE> AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
<wakuseino> don't run
<Green Valkyrie> I am resolved to my fate...
<Eric, MHE> I'll hide behind Green Valkyrie...
<Green Valkyrie> may the gods have mercy on my soul...
<PB Narrator> EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM moved in front of GREEN VALKYRIE!
<Eric, MHE> Fanboy, get out here with that vaccine!!!!!!!!!!  ....NOW!!!
<Eric, MHE> I'll push her into it!
<PB Narrator> ALLY was prevented from entering battle!
<Eric, MHE> Sayonara!
<PB Narrator> EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM used RABID BITE!
<PB Narrator> GREEN VALKYRIE fainted!
<Eric, MHE> Alright, now field goal kick on the Jigglypuff of doom!
<PB Narrator> EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM was KICKED!
<PB Narrator> It didn't affect DOOMPUFF!
<Eric, MHE> Now I'll return it to the Poké ball before it can destroy us all!
<PB Narrator> DOOMPUFF laughs at your POKéBALL!
<PB Narrator> DOOMPUFF used ROLL!
<Eric, MHE> Oh yeah?  It's an ULTRA BALL!
<PB Narrator> DOOMPUFF is ROLLING toward you!
<PB Narrator> ...INDIANA JONES STYLE!
<Eric, MHE> I'll appease it with the skittles!!
<Eric, MHE> And… move out of the way.
<PB Narrator> SKITTLES bounce of DOOMPUFF!
<PB Narrator> ROLLING DOOMPUFF missed!
<PB Narrator> ROLLING DOOMPUFF reversed DIRECTION!
<Eric, MHE> I must dodge this thing!
<PB Narrator> ROLLING DOOMPUFF rolled off CLIFF!
<PB Narrator> ROLLING DOOMPUFF fainted!
<Eric, MHE> Whew!
<PB Narrator> ERIC wins!
<Lani> GREAT JOBS! Congrats, Eric. Better luck next time, Green.
<Dave> YAY!
<Lani> Typos..
<Eric, MHE> I win!!!  YAH!!
<Green Valkyrie> Lousy narration was biased against me
<AmandaThePoofy> Eric, congrats!!!
<wakuseino> That was........ interesting.
<Pokeman> I bet that cliff is famous now, it defeated Lani, and the rolling Jigglypuff of doom..
<Dave> Should've used the Popcorn as a Pokémon......
<Eric, MHE> So, glad it wasn't maximize?
<wakuseino> thanks for winning it for me, Eric
<AmandaThePoofy> DOOMPUFF... I have been inspired....
<Lani> Good job Green! great job Eric!
<Eric, MHE> No prob.!
<Dave> No. If ya lost, we'd ALL be doomed!
<Pokeman> Nice Job Eric..
<wakuseino> I am proud to say that I lost to the Champion of Poké battle #2.

Final Thoughts: This battle was decided from the start.  There was no way, with me controlling both the Valkyrie and the Narration, that I could possibly hope to match wits with Eric.  Eric is a fierce and intelligent trainer, who has by now perfected the technique of coming up with attacks and counterattacks as quickly as the narration can report them.  With Eric keeping the narrator busy, the Valkyrie was pretty much helpless to defend herself.

The Second ICQ Battle Session lasted approximately 3 hours.


<wakuseino> That was the most fun I've had in a long time.

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