| Cinnabar Battle #1 October 6th, 2000 The Collosion of Versions Player: White Webmistress (No Record) Author: The Queen WHITEWEBMISTRESS is strolling LEISURLEY through WHITEVERSION REMAINS! *sigh* The Queen has fallen. THEQUEENMUM fell down STAIRS! THEQUEENMUM died! FLASH: Noooo! Be nice to the 100-year-old lady. She's DEAD! Who CARES? Flash, apparently. FLASH: *sniffsniffSNORK* WHITE handed FLASH a KLEENEX! KLEENEX was not AUTHENTIC! So it's the Puff brand. So sue me. KLEENEX sued! Oh damn... WHITE ran away! WHITE lost to LAWYERS! The White Version...*sigh* Her days of glory are over... CRIMSONWEBMASTER appeared! Oh. Hey, Crimson. CRIMSON: Hey. CRIMSON and WHITE are MINGLING! MINGLING is BORING! BATTLE needs ACTION! Why? Or else WHITE and CRIMSON will die HORRIBLE and PAINFUL death! DOOMSNUFF appeared! Doomsnuff?? A DOOMPUFF with a COLD! Hn...that should make it easier to defeat, right? CRIMSON is in a HUFF! CRIMSON doesn't like DOOMPUFF at ALL! Well, niether do I, this is just a lame parody. No, it ISN'T! It's a DOOMSNUFF! My point exactly. A parody of a parody. WHAT? Yer confusing everyone, Narrator. EVERYONE is CONFUSED! EVERYONE hurt themselves in their CONFUSION! CRIMSON and WHITE ran INTO each other! Ow! Dammit, watch it! CRIMSON: It was YOUR fault! You got the Narrator all screwy! Wasn't my fault! CRIMSON: Sure it wasn't! You want it? CRIMSON: Not really but... CRIMSON wants to fight! Fine, go White Version! Is WHITE serious? WHITE VERSION is in SHAMBLES! Oh, can it and say Go, White Version! Go, WHITE VERSION! Heh. I can boss around the Narrator. That's what WHITE thinks? Hm? AMUN-RE appeared! You think people actually who who that is? PEOPLE should KNOW about ANCIENT EGYPT! Well...well... WHITE is confused! WHITE hurt CRIMSON in its confusion! CRIMSON: Ow, hey! AMUN-RE is all POWERFUL! Hmph. I believe in ONE GOD. Then WHITE is SCREWED! OH CAN IT DAMMIT! Anyway, I thought I was fighting Crimson! NARRATOR thought AGAINST it! NARRATOR decies AMUN-RE should be FOUGHT! But he's a GOD! NARRATOR thought WHITE only believed in ONE GOD! Er...now I'm con- WHAT did NARRATOR hear? Now I'm...coniferous! Save the trees! What? WHITE is evolving! WHITE evolved to TREELOVER! Aww...man... TREE appeared! Why do I have this sudden urge to chain myself to it? |
| AMUN-RE commanded TREE away! TREE ran away! TREE lost to AMUN-RE! DOOMSNUFF used SNEEZE! DOOMSNUFF sneezed on AMUN-RE! AMUN-RE fainted! Whoa! What a sneeze! CRIMSON gives it a 9.5! Eh...only a 7.0 here. Too little snot. DOOMSNUFF glares at TREELOVER! Eeeei! 9.8! 9.8! DOOMSNUFF looks SATISFIED! Pssst! Crimson! If we team together, we can whup this Doompuff parody's little as- What? CRIMSON is evolving! CRIMSON evolved to MULDER! MULDER: Shhh! The RSACi is out there! Agh. This battle has changed us for the worse. I guess it's the end, Mulder. MULDER: Hold me, I'm cold. TREELOVER used WEIRDLOOK! Um...ok. TREELOVER wrapped arms around MULDER! MULDER: I'll love you forever, Scully... Hey! I'm the Tree Lover, not Scully! MULDER: Be MY lover, Tree Lover! Chain yourself to- TREELOVER used SHOVE! TREELOVER shoved MULDER into PIT! And don't come back to you devolve to Crimson! MULDER: I love yoooooooooo- TREELOVER shoved DOOMSNUFF into PIT with MULDER! Heh. And don't come back. CRIMSON appeared! But...but I thought I... CRIMSON: THAT was an imposter. MULDER revealed TRUEIDENITY! MULDER is really PLAYGIRL MODEL! I had a feeling he was a bit too erotic... CRIMSON looked around WHITE VERSION! CRIMSON: This has really gone downhill. *sigh* Yeah, I know. CRIMSON: Hey...what's that in the sky? CRIMSONCOMET is approaching! CRIMSONCOMET smashed into WHITE VERSION! TWO VERSIONS collided! TWO VERSION combined! What? WHITE AND CRIMSON are evolving! WHITE AND CRIMSON evolved to CINNIBAR VERSION! Dude! With this version, we could rule supreme! CRIMSON: Damn right! CRIMSON and TREELOVER are laughing EVILLY! TREE fell on CRIMSON and TREELOVER! Uhhhh.... CRIMSON and TREELOVER fainted! CRIMSON and TREELOVER lost against TREE! |