| Battle #12 Search for Herugaa Setting: Route 7, at night Written by: Dacta Player: The Educated British Herugaa (Because we know America could never educate even a dog.) (No Record) For heaven's sake, I'm a Derubiru! NOT that that MAKES any DIFFERENCE to those DUBBED PUNKS! They're not "dubbed punks," they just think I'm Houndour. HERUGAA is not supposed to be a PEACEMAKER! Whoops...well, I'm a very well educated Derubiru, y'know. I went to Oxford College and all tha- NARRATOR does not want to hear about HERUGAA's MASTER'S DEGREE again! Hmph. Well I- HARUKA appeared! Dacta's Gold Player or the Sailor Moon les- DON'T say LESBIAN! Remember, DACTA MPR isn't ALLOWED to write anything SEXUAL! You just said "lesbian." AHHH! NARRATOR doesn't HEAR YOU! LA LA LA! ::sigh:: HARUKA sent out YORUNOZUKU! That's Noctowl, you sweet Americans. AMERICANS used RAMPAGE! Gahhh! HERUGAA fled! For the second time, I'm a DERUBIRU! NARRATOR doesn't GIVE! HARUKA appeared AGAIN! Geez, this woman is relentless. HARUKA against sent out YORUNOZUKU! Me, use Roar! .................... HERUGAA did not SEND OUT himself! Oh for Christ's sake! Go, me! HERUGAA sent out HERUGAA! NOCTOWL used HYPNOSIS! No...getting...sleepy... HERUGAA fell asleep! Zzzz... HARUKA used ULTRA BALL! HERUGAA broke out, despite being DEAD ASLEEP! HARUKA: Dammit... HARUKA used ANOTHER ULTRA BALL! Alright! HERUGAA was caught! What? What? Where am I? Oh no! I'm in a Pokeball! I left my Master's degree outside in the grass! Lemme out! HARUKA cannot hear HERUGAA! Me, use Roar! HERUGAA used ROAR! POKEBALL used ECHO! Wait, there's no echo...echo...echo... HARUKA sent out HERUGAA! ::sigh:: Now where am I? HERUGAA is forced MERICLESSLY against FLASHFIRE! Mercy me! FLASHFIRE used FLAMETHROWER! FLASHFIRE pulled out a FLAMETHROWER! Uh oh... HARUKA: Use the Bite! Shut up, you ignorant American-with-a-Japanese-name! You have no right to boss me around! I'll sue! HERUGAA used SUE! HERUGAA sued HARUKA! HARUKA: Wait a sec...how can my own Pokemon sue me? It's Pokebattles, you nimrod! ................... TRIAL is being DECIDED! .................... .................... ..................... For heaven's sake, don't turn this into an American election. JUDGE finds HARUKA guilty of all CHARGES! Hah! Take that! But since HERUGAA is HARUKA's POKEMON... HERUGAA and HARUKA were thrown in JAIL! Noo! This is unjust! The POKEBATTLES world is EXTREMELY UNJUST! I'll get you, Jason Ross! You'll see! But for now, HERUGAA is stuck in CELL with HARUKA! TWO stare at each other! Grrr... HARUKA: Grrr... TWO used TACKLE! TWO fainted! Jeez, low HP! Sh-shut up...I will get you...Jason Ross... Heh, at least it isn't CRIMSON KING or WHITE WEBMISTRESS! ...a-and the Cinnabar Webmasters too... D'OH! HERUGAA finally fainted! Use next Pokemon's Pokemon? |