| Battle #16 1/3/00 Violent Allies Player: Kelly (She had a spotless record in White...but can she survive in Cinnabar?) It appears I have been transferred from one crummy version to another. CINNABAR WEBMISTRESS heard that! Of course you did. You're writing my text. CINNABAR WEBMISTRESS has no COMMENT! CINNABAR WEBMISTRESS conspires with CINNABAR WEBMASTER! CWMS: She knows too much. CWMR: Go and get our memory destroying machine. CWMS: ...you mean the revolver? CWMR: Yes. And while you're at it, use it on yourself as well. CWMS went off to do as TOLD! You can't get away with this, Crimson King! CWMR laughs evilly! Ack. Just use Crimson King. CWMR will not BOW to KELLY's needs! But he WILL bow for DOUGHNUTS! Here. Take them. What? CWMR's name is changing! CWMR's name changed to CRIMSON KING! CRIMSON KING wants to fight! ::sigh:: Must I continue with this tediousness? YES! Damn...alright, go, Bob. Ally BOB did not get TRANSFERRED with KELLY! But that's impossible! We're nearly attached by the hip! YES, you WERE! It was a very PAINFUL SURGERY! ...then why didn't I even know about it? ...BECAUSE! Anyway, Ally BRITNEY SPEARS was TRANSFERRED! Noooo! KELLY used SUICIDE! But, it failed! Ack! Can I not die even in THIS version?? CRIMSON KING points out that NO ONE reads WHITE VERSION anyhoo, so how could they have KNOW about KELLY? Good point. CRIMSON KING is waiting to be FOUGHT! Er...right. Go, Britney! Get'm, Ally BRITNEY! Britney, use your Fake Attack! ALLY BRITNEY used FAKE ATTACK! Ally BRITNEY is all FAKE! Ally BRITNEY cannot be DAMAGED! CRIMSON KING sent out JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! Dammit! Enemy JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE used SHOCKING GOOD LOOKS! Ugh...that is *the* ugliest attack I've ever seen... Ally BRITNEY fell for it! Ally BRITNEY walked away with Enemy JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! Collaberating with the enemy, eh?! Well, go me! The enemy's handsome! Get'm, KELLY! Who said *he* was handsome?? CRIMSON KING did! Rrrow! Oy. x.x KELLY cannot DIE! Ooops. KELLY pulled out REALLY LONG SPEAR! Mmmm...I wonder where this came from...it still has blood on it! Gross! Who used it last? DACTA MPR did! That's not encouraging...well, I'll use it anyway. KELLY used SLASH! Critical hit! CRIMSON KING's HAIR was cut OFF! CRIMSON KING: ?! Nooo! Ha ha ha! I could get used to this bloody spear thing! CRIMSON KING: ::sniff:: Couldn't you at least kill me with a clean spear? I could... KELLY used SALIVA! SALIVA washed off BLOOD! KELLY used SLAY! KELLY slayed CRIMSON KING! CRIMSON KING: No, no, you did it all wrong again! CRIMSON KING pulls SPEAR out of CHEST and HANDS it back to KELLY! CRIMSON KING: Geez, I don't want germs in my body when I die. Go and wash it! But you're going to run away if I go and wash it. CRIMSON KING: No, I won't. Boy Scout's honor. Alright... KELLY went off to WASH SPEAR! CRIMSON KING: Ha ha! Now I should automatically win! ... CRIMSON KING: What?! Don't YOU know ANYTHING about KELLY? KELLY cannot be DEFEATED! CRIMSON KING: Why?! SHE is an ANGEL! CRIMSON KING: Where's her ****ing wings? ...STOP asking QUESTIONS! I'm back! And now I'll kill you! Fuahah! CRIMSON KING: Not very heavenly... KELLY is an ARCHANGEL! KELLY speared CRIMSON KING! CRIMSON KING: It burns! CRIMSON KING ran away! Hey! He's got my spear! SPEAR floated back SOFTLY to KELLY! That's...different. Ah well, I guess I'll just go on a quest to find Bob, possibly go on a psychotic rampage... What? KELLY is evolving! KELLY evolved to KELLY, MENTAL HOSPITAL ESCAPEE! Mmm...why do I suddenly feel so attracted to Eric MHE? Rrrow. KELLY MHE ran off to find AQUA VERSION PORTAL! Little does KELLY MHE know that CINNABAR VERSION isn't COMPATIBLE with PORTALS! Screw you, Narrator! RAPIST began DRAGGING NARRATOR away! Hey, WAIT a SECOND! This isn't FAIR! Wahhh! NARRATOR dials 9-1-1! RAPIST ran away! NARRATOR won against RAPIST! Hey, WAIT, you stupid KELLY MHE! Nya nya! KELLY MHE used NYA NYA! It's super insulting! NARRATOR was OFFENDED! NARRATOR's hurt by its offense! KELLY MHE ran away! Yet KELLY MHE still won, somehow! ...how? IT'S very COMPLICATED POKEBATTLES SCIENCE! It's WAY over KELLY MHE's head! NARRATOR still thinks it's UNJUST! NARRATOR demands a REVOTE! What? NARRATOR is evolving! NARRATOR evolved to GORENARRATOR! Now I really wish I could die... |