| Battle #21: Damn Kawaiiness Player: Suzuhara Touji (Win vs. ...someone. You figure it out, lazy bums.) Wow, onea dose idiots actually decided ta put me in a battle again! NARRATOR doesn't know WHY! KELLY, MHE wonders how LONG this SUNSET will LAST! SUN set! It took it long enough... NEOPETS appeared! Wait ta second. Cinnabar Version ain't the place for sumthin' so kawaii as this. CINNABAR WEBMISTRESS is DESPERATE! All OTHER websites with CUTE CHARACTERS are POPULAR! So yer doin' this fer the boostin' of ratings? ...Maybe! KELLY, MHE: Aw, look how cute it is...let's kill it! I'm witcha, ally! KELLY, MHE: ...don't call me that, Monkey Boy. What`tever, ally! NEOPET is a MEERCA! Awww...that thing is damn cute. MEERCA used BITE! MEERCA bit TOUJI! SON OF A *****! Dat little ting bit me! MEERCA gives TOUJI innocent LOOK! Awww.... MEERCA used BITE! MEERCA bit TOUJI! KELLY, MHE: You know, you really shouldn't be that gullible... KELLY, MHE pulled out her SPEAR! KELLY, MHE: Killing time! MEERCA used CUTENESS! It's super cute! Aw naw...it's just like dat damn Cutepuff. CINNABAR WEBMISTRESS comes back to WRITE BATTLE! CINNABAR WEBMISTRESS: C'mon, c'mon, battle and tie it up quick, you idiots! Tie it up? Ya mean ya want us to HURT this kawaii thing? CINNABAR WEBMISTRESS hands TOUJI a SICKLE! CINNABAR WEBMISTRESS: Yes, now do away with it! Ya know, I still have Dacta's javelin protruding from my chest. CINNABAR WEBMISTRESS: Yadda yadda yadda, finish it, idiots! Uh...ok, I'll fight dat damn thing. .... Wait, why ain't nothin' happening? KELLY, MHE: You ARE new, aren't you? MEERCA wants to fight! Aw right, go me! Get'm, TOUJI! TOUJI pulls DEATH JAVELIN out of CHEST! HEARTBURN subsides! I was wonderin' where dat was comin' from...damn Pepto Bismal wasn't workin'. TOUJI threw DEATH JAVELIN! DEATH JAVELIN sunk into NARRATOR! Man, does this thing have any kind of accuracy? ... Dis Narrator dying is incredibly unoriginal. Don't make me strangle you, evil KevDude like person... Let it go, biatch, that happened so long ago... ::snif:: Never! DACTA MPR ran away! Hah! See? Ya came back! ...No I didn't! ... Well, I den self proclaim me'n Kelly da winners! NARRATOR cannot ALLOW that! NARRATOR'S BLOODY CARCASS rises from DEAD! Uh...God... Not nearly as UNHOLY as THIS! NARRATOR'S BLOODY CARCASS flashes TOUJI AND KELLY, MHE! LORD ALMIGHTY! KELLY, MHE: And yet, I still cannot determine the Narrator's sex. KELLY, MHE and TOUJI died! Until next time! Aw, great. |