| Battle #22: Cinnabar is Dead Player Name: CrimsonKing Setting: Cinnabar Island By CrimsonKing DACTA appeared! DACTA: Alright Mikey, time to start off this meeting, what say? Right, right. Okay everybody, listen up! Several CINNABAR VERSION CHARACTERS appeared and started LISTENING! It's been five months and I just realized now that we haven't had a single consistant character or storyline that lasted more than eight lines. We're going to change that, starting today. CINNABAR CHARACTERS pretend to be interested! From now on, Cinnabar Version will be a site with plot! Adventure! Storylines that go nowhere! Fanfics that accomplish nothing! And all that other crap that those "story-oriented" Network sites have got. DACTA: What?!? I never got a memo on this! Yeah, well, to be honest, this meeting was supposed to be about assigned parking spaces, but I came up with this idea about 40 seconds ago. DACTA: Dammit... I guess we'll need to give these characters actual personalities or something. Right... hmm. Does something about this crowd strike you as odd? CRIMSONKING points at CINNABAR CHARACTERS! DACTA: Uhh... nothing that I see... except for that one guy in the back I don't recognize, with all the sticks of dynamite strapped to his torso, holding those crazy pictures of us tortured and beaten. Gasp! Who could it be?!? ... ... ... Dammit, what do I pay you for? Oh! Right, sorry... DIGGERONEY appeared! Eh... does he really warrant the exclamation mark? DIGGERONEY: You both blow termites! I will kill you all! Ahhhh!!!! DIGGERONEY: I will kill you all! Aaaahhhhhh!!!!!! DIGGERONEY: I will kill you all! Uhh... yeah, you said that twice already. DIGGERONEY: I will kill you all! Um, yeah, you've established that. DIGGERONEY: I will kill you all! Arrrgghhh... shut up!! DIGGERONEY: I will kill you all! Stop that! You're spamming the battle, you idiot! DIGGERONEY: I will kill you all! Knock it off, dammit! DIGGERONEY: I will kill you all! No, I will kill us all, you're pissing me off. Where's that detonator? CRIMSONKING takes the DETONATOR! "I'll be back!" No, that's not the right one. "You're fired!" Hmm, not quite... "Hasta la vista!" Eh... what the hell, close enough. CRIMSONKING presses the BUTTON! BOMB exploded! EVERYONE died! ... ... ... ... ... TUMBLEWEED blows by! ... ... ... ... ... ... NARRATOR 2 appeared! Hi. Well, now we know. Yeah, looks like our scam isn't gonna work. Make a note; battles without any characters or action are not funny after all. Yup, that was a waste of time.. only... what are we gonna narrate from now on if all the characters and webmasters are dead? Hmm... I never really thought of that. We're screwed, aren't we? Now, don't say that, we'll think of something. Hmm... I have an idea! TO BE CONTINUED! That's your answer to everything! But this is Cinnabar Version, where boring endings to battles are accepted and commonplace! Look at the title, smart guy. Oh... crap. Well, we've got a week to think of something, right? I hope so... TO BE CONTINUED! You said that already. To BE CONT-- oh, my bad, Diggeroney was right about that /timer thing. Help me. |