| Battle #23: Loose End Status: Tied Up Player Name: CrimsonKing Setting: It doesn't matter, but italics are cool. By CrimsonKing CRIMSONKING blew up! Wooooohhoooo!! I think death is very underrated, that was the greatest thrill of my life! Er... that didn't sound right at all. CRIMSONKING is confused! His ETHEREAL SOUL was unable to hurt itself! Wow, already death is proving a vast improvement on life. CRIMSONKING descended into HELL! Ack, I guess Eddie Murphy really wasn't God after all. DR. DEV appeared! DR. DEV: Aiight ho', don' be steppin' on mah shit in this mutha'. Ya'll keep yaself in check in mah crib, biatch. RSACi CLOUD appeared! Heh heh, you're gonna get it now. RSACi CLOUD scans the CONVERSATION below! RSACi CLOUD realizes it had it's GUIDELINES for LANGUAGE suspiciously removed! RSACi CLOUD zapped CRIMSONKING for using the word "NOW!" Ugh, now it's going to punish me even when I say nothing wrong... wait!! I meant-- RSACi CLOUD zapped CRIMSONKING again! Wonderful... J-ZUS appeared! OLD POINTLESS PLOT was REMEMBERED! Oh yeah, the one that was "to be continued"... woah, you mean a Cinnabar story is actually going be resolved?? This I have to see. DR. DEV: Yo, get tha hell back in ya cell dawg, I ain't throught wit you. J-ZUS: Stop frontin' black, ya'll know I'm here ta whup yo azz, G. Ooh, the black-on-black suspense. Although I find it unbelivable that Cinnabar now has two ebonified battles and no one's mentioned a 'blunt' or a 'chickenhead' yet. DR. DEV and J-ZUS began fighting! NARRATOR fast fowards through the entire BATTLE! Now that's a cheap way to justify calling this a "battle". RSACi CLOUD zapped CRIMSONKING! Oww... I forgot that thing never actually left. J-ZUS won! CRIMSONKING hides his PRO-DEVIL BANNER and goes to CONGRATULATE J-ZUS! Good job Messiah, or whatever! J-ZUS: Thanks, B. But now dat my holy job is completed, I gots somethin' ta tell ya. *Gasp* Are you offering me a way out of my eternal punishment for being such a, um, faithful supporter? J-ZUS: Hell no! Dr. Dev iz daid an' we need some punk azz ta take his place. You had da best resume. Want da job? Hey, that's even better! You're a great God, man! J'ZUS: Damn straight. Now I gotta peace outta here, but I'll be back in armageddon ta whip yo pagan azz. J-ZUS departed! Oh... what a delightful future I have in store. Still, I wonder where Dacta is right now...? TO BE CONTINUED! |