| Battle #24: We're Onto You March 1st, 2001 Player: Dacta MPR By DactaMPR and CrimsonKing ...In other words, I love you... NARRATOR takes EARPLUGS out of EARS! Hmph...I don't sing that bad. ... Blah. DACTA MPR's SPIRIT is FLOATING! This is no fun...floating is so...floating. Great ADJECTIVES! ...don't make fun of my disability. ::sniff:: DACTA MPR's SPIRIT sees TOUJI and KELLY, MHE below! Hey, how did THEY live, and I DIED? ..STOP asking QUESTIONS! KELLY, MHE: Oh great...the version exploded, and we're still alive. How cliche. TOUJI: How is dis cliche? KELLY, MHE:...Screw you, Touji. Typical Kelly and Touji... TOUJI: Hey, didja hear sumthin'? KELLY, MHE: ::sigh:: Touji, are you hearing the doughnuts calling to you again? Hey! Up here! The floating spirit girl! FBI used RESTORE! FBI restored DACTA MPR to HUMAN BODY! Dammit, you're gonna blow my cover! FBI hid behind CHARRED BUSH! Oh, that's really happening. TOUJI wants to fight! Whoa! Fighting without actually some dialouge? Yep, it's the NEW POKEBATTLE 4.0! Blah, four times as pathetic? DACTA used PATHETIC PUN 4.0! But, it failed! Truly surprising. TOUJI sent out BULLET! Alright, I'll send out... uh.. DACTA is already DEAD! Again! What? Hey, don't I get a.. oh, I get it. Sent out bullet. -_- Very clever. DACTA is FLOATING! Oh, this again? Yes! And DACTA has already POINTED OUT that FLOATING is so FLOATING, so think up some NEW DIALOGUE for once! Hey, what's wrong with my dialogue? 'Floating is so floating' is pretty muffin' intelligent if you ask me! GHOST appeared! *Gasp*! A ghost! I better hurry and take some fuzzy photos to sell to Sightings! NARRATOR points out that DACTA is also a GHOST! Begone, logic! You have no place in a Poke Battle! GHOST reveals itself to be JASON ROSS! Ooo... I guess. JASON ROSS twidles his thumbs! JASON ROSS says that it has been a BORING three months! Yeah, I could see how. Not much to do in the afterlife, is there? JASON ROSS: No, and the worst part is everyone still thinks I'm alive down there, since Immortus stole my geocities, gamers.com, and IRC passwords. :-/ Nefarious... so how is it Lord Sloth still acts like he knows JasonR in #pokebattles? JASONR: Oh, that.. um... I just remembered, I'm supposed to be assumed into heaven now. WwooOOOooOoOOO!!!!! ... ... Nothing happened. JASON ROSS: Er, yeah... um, would you mind leaving so we can keep Cinnabar contradiction-free? I'm not sure that's possible, but since I have no idea how to continue this pointless conversation I guess I'll comply. DACTA leaves! DACTA is FLOATING! *Sigh* So, we're back to this point again, huh? Yes! The BATTLE is sort of like a good novel, where everything comes full circle at the end! Except without the good writing and realistic characters and helpful narration and entrancing story, I mean. And the ending? Yes, the ENDING is just what you'd expect from ALL CINNABAR BATTLES! Crap? Exactly! |