Explicit Content Anniversary
Yay! We've acchieved a new level of vulgariy! Boo-ya! That means we can break out the real champange, and not this non-alcoholic shit we've been drinking for so long!
All hail the death of the RSACi on this site!
DACTA MPR popped CORK!
CORK lodged itself into CRIMSON KING's EYE!
Oh God! My eye! My fucking eye! Ahhh!
Ahh, the joys of not having any gore or swearing limits.
DACTA MPR began DRINKING CHAMPAGNE straight from the BOTTLE!
Jeez, at LEAST you could remember PROPER ETIQUETTE!
Go to Hell, Narrator.
Now, to the REAL BATTLE!
Player: General Pershing (No Record)
I am General Pershing!
Gee, doesn't THIS sound FAMILIAR!
Close your mouth, Nazi Narrator!
NARRATOR whimpered!
And I answer to NOBODY!
PERSHING'S MOTHER: Per-SHING!
::groan:: Mo-ther! Not when I'm trying to make an impression!
PERSHING'S MOTHER: But you forgot to take the garbage out! You know I don't like spankings as much as you do...
...
Well, I've totally ruined my first impression. RUN FROM MY MOTHER!
GENERAL PERSHING ran away from MOTHER!
You MONSTER!
Hey, I'd like to see /you/ have a reuninon with your mother.
NARRATOR doesn't HAVE a MOTHER!
NARRATOR was SELF-GENERATED throught MASTURBATION!
Ew...
GENERAL PERSHING ran FACE FIRST into HITLER!
Aha! Hindenberg, I've found you!
HITLER: Heedenberg?
Yes, Hindenberg, don't try to fake it, I know that's you!
HITLER: I am HEETLA!
Heetla, Heendenberg, all of these stupid German names sound the same.
HITLER: I'm Austrian, dammeet!
Sure. That's what they ALL say.
They DO?
You'd be surprised. Very surprised.
...
Muaha.
HITLER: ...een any case, I am Heetla! I vill prove eet to you. I have my own theme song!
Hmmm...na na na na na na na na "HINDENBERG" really doesn't fit.
HITLER: No, not zat pathetic "BATMAN" theeme song. I am much more oreegenal! Come out, boyz!
NAZI *NSYNC came out!
Are we even in the right time period here?
HITLER: Who knows! Just smile stupeedly and maybee nobody vill notice. Heet eet, boyz!
HITLER'S THEME: Pretty Fly for a Nazi Guy
Please don't keel me Heetla
Muaha! Muaha!
Please don't keel me, Heetla
Muaha! Muaha!
Please don't keel me, Heetla
Muaha! Muaha!
And all zee Germans say I'm preety fly
For a Nazi guy!
Our countree had a fiar share
of facists een zee past
But most of them vere GErmans
And none of them vould last
But our new guy's an Aussie,
I theenk hee'l do zee trick,
I tell you hee's a keeler,
He'll slay you weeth a steeck!
So, how's by you?
Have you seen theez Anti-Jev?
Has long speeches
People hold their arms up too.
Vorkin' like a dog just to keel some hogs
called U.S.A
And zee U.K.
Just say veinershnitz,
and he von't take no sheet
He'll give you lots of cheer
and zen he'll stab you in zee rear!
Zee vorld needs more of theez so,
Hey, hey, do zat Nazi thing!
WAIT a SECOND!
Isn't THAT an OFFSPRING song?
HITLER: How should I know? I just know eet is one of zee young-hooleegan songs!
Stop this! I shall stop you, Hindenberg!
...working like a dog...Damn, that's catchy.
Ugh, I mean, let's battle!
GENERAL PERSHING cannot START a BATTLE!
That's bullshit! I started many-a battle in World War One!
HITLER: Vait, deed you say "Vorld Var Vone?"
Of course, Hindenberg.
HITLER: Ack! Stupid Webmistress can't even get her Vorld Vars vright! Or my accent for that matter!
HITLER wants to fight!
Yay!
...with DACTA MPR!
D'oh!
Player: Adolf Hitler
Now I shall keeck your ass, Dacta MPR!
DACTA MPR isn't HERE!
YOU lost her when PERSHING ran INTO you!
Damn zat Pershing!
PERSHING was DAMNED!
PERSHING: ...was that supposed to do anything?
Ack!
HITLER is confused!
It hurt GENERAL PERSHING in its CONFUSION!
GENERAL PERSHING: Ow!
GET BACK HERE, DACTA, YOU FEEND!
DACTA MPR: Do you really think I'm that stupid?
Yes.
DACTA MPR: WEll, you're right.
DACTA MPR appeared!
DACTA MPR: What do you want?
You vill join zee Nazis!
DACTA MPR: Man, do I have to? I really look shitty in red, and the swastika really isn't my "thang."
Eez theez my problem?
DACTA MPR: Apparently it is. YOU try and wear the female Nazi uniform!
DACTA MPR pulled out RED BRA and THONG UNDIES with SWASTIKAS on them!
But you'd look so /cute/ in zem.
DACTA MPR: Hardly. I'm Eric's slut, not yours.
Fine! If you vant me to try zem on, I vill!
HITLER tried on GIRL'S UNIFORM!
Vat...vat eez theez feeling? I've...I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!
Muahahaha!
I feel so eenspired! I must conquer zee rest of zee network! No, I shall conquer ZEE WORLD!
HITLER IN DRAG ran away!
DACTA MPR: Um, Hitler? I'm gonna be needing those back for tonight's pole dancing session!
DACTA MPR ran after HITLER!
To be continued!