| Battle #35 June 13rd, 2001 Let's Do the Time Warp Again! Author: Dacta MPR Player: Jason Ross JASON ROSS is going around RATING SITES! Is that the only thing I do in this version? YES! Now SLAVE, fool! ::whimper:: Cinnabar Version...tch, this is really going downhill. CINNABAR VERSION fell down a HILL! CINNABAR VERSION: Ack! Ow! OH THAT'S SO DAMN PAINFUL! ...notice I'm not laughing. Take note on that, boys. JASON ROSS FOLLOWERS scribbled in NOTEBOOKS! JASON ROSS FOLLOWERS' NOTES: Lani...Lani...Lani...NOTICE I'M NOT LAUGHING...Lani...Lani...Lani... HITLER appeared! Oh, my, now this is a desperate move. Throwing Hitler against me in battle? Hitler hardly stands a chance. ...and take these clothes, man, it's bad enough I'm seeing your face. HITLER put on CLOTHES! HITLER looks at CLOTHES! HITLER: Eez theez some seeck joke? CLOTHES are a COSTUME of TINKY-WINKY! It's so very you, Hitler. So. Very. You. HITLER: Vyou seek? Hmmm, maybe I shvould try... HITLER: ...vait, I know who you are! Eep. o_O HITLER: You've zat guy who vas supposed to mow my lawn yesterday! Yvou blew me off, man! Um...yeah, I'm real sorry about that...::cough:: HITLER: Vhat's vith that suspicious "cough?" Oh, it was nothing...I'll, uh, get to it. ...But just a question, are you ANYTHING like the Hitler from "The Producers?" HITLER: Ansver me theez: Vhy do you ask vhen you have a crowd of male fans behind yvou? ...Point taken. JASON ROSS ran away! Sheesh...got away...take notes, boys. DACTA MPR appeared! OH CRAP! JASON ROSS' FOLLOWERS NOTES: Lani...Lani...Lani...OH CRAP...Lani...Lani... DACTA MPR: JASEY! WAI! ^____^ ...AHHHHH! JASON ROSS ran away again! DACTA MPR ran after! DACTA MPR: Don't you wanna play dress-up? NOOOO! DACTA MPR caught up with JASON ROSS! DACTA MPR put JASON ROSS in a NET! Followers! SAVE ME! SAVING JASON ROSS is not in JASON ROSS' FOLLOWERS' attack ARSENAL! Damn good for nothing followers! JASON ROSS' FOLLOWERS #1: That's it! I'm sick of being dissed like this! JASON ROSS' FOLLOWERS #1 ran away! Bah...it's only one follower. JASON ROSS only had ONE FOLLOWER! D'oh! DAMOS, ERIC, ROBBY and TOBY appeared! ERIC: Gahh! I'm in this infernal version! TOBY: Uh, squee? DAMOS: ::dies:: ROBBY: But Mr. Kite, it was totally unreasonable to de-op me JUST because I threatened Dac--oh damn, I'm out of the chat. Natural light! Ahhhh! DACTA MPR: Hee hee! More people to play with! HORRIBLE, MURDEROUS SCREAMS were HEARD! TERRIBLE NUDE SCENE was CUT OUT! (for your disenjoyment) RESULT was THIS! Oh! The humanity! NARRATOR DOUBTS there is ANY HUMANITY in THAT picture! Gah...dying... HITLER appeared! HITLER: Aha! I know who you are now! Just kill me! YOU'D BE DOING ME A FAVOR! HITLER: No, no! You are zee Narrator's human form! Ah, my most grateful ally! I'M JEWISH, IDIOT! KILL ME! HITLER: You don't have to vorry. I'm not keeling Jevs THEEZ time around. Takes too much time. But eenstead, I shall keel all the Webmasters! Muahahaha! DAMOS, ROBBY, DACTA MPR, ERIC and TOBY began SNEAKING away! HITLER: Keel zem, Narrator! ...Uh, Narrator? I could use some help here. PSSH! NARRATOR is not ALLIES with YOU! TALK to the INVISIBLE HAND! ...If you don't, I'll cry. Feh, you'll-- Wait, you'll CRY? JASON ROSS sniffled! W-wait, don't CRY! ::thinking:: Eyes...drying...need...to blink...soon... NARRATOR killed DAMOS, ROBBY, DACTA MPR, ERIC and TOBY! ROBBY: Great, now I'm dead. You know, I think that's terribly unfair, Narrator. All I did was be a Webmaster, and suddenly you're killing me? You know how unjust that is? I should-- Silence[Dead] was kicked out of #cinnabarversion. (@DactaMPR: I think we all needed that.) Uh oh...I see the battle ending nearing... HITLER: Come now! Vee shall go FORTH! Oi vey... BATTLE ended! |