| Battle #5 Pokenite Player: Pokewoman (No Record) Author: The Queen FASTER than a speeding RAPIDASH! UP IN THE SKY! It's a PIDGEOT! It's a PLANE! No, it's POKEMAN! Hey! It's PokeWOMAN! POKEWOMAN is too LONG! It's only nine characters! EXACTLY! ONE too MANY! Jesus Christ! Can't you just add one additional character?? What could it possibly do? POKEMAN has no IDEA! For God's sake, I'M POKEWOMAN! NARRATOR doesn't think it's GOD'S SAKE for POKEMAN to be a WOMAN! But I AM Pokewoman! It's just-ARGH! Never mind! LOUD MUSIC is heard! Mmm...that music is hurting my ears! I'll use my super-Pokemon strength to find out where it's coming from! MUSIC is coming from THREE DOORS DOWN! Agh! Hooligans! POKEMAN flies to THREE DOORS DOWN! POKEMAN knocks VIOLENTLY on THREE DOORS DOWN! TDD: Hey, watch the heads! Ah! A door that can talk! TDD: No, we're human beings! Hah! Human beings my foot! Doompuff, I can see through you scheming schemes at any time! I will destroy you! .................... Well? POKEMAN can't start FIGHT! Jesus Christ! POKEMAN likes breaking COMMANDMENTS, doesn't HE? I'M A SHE! Sure, POKEMAN is! Grr... TDD wants to fight! Finally. Go, me! POKEMAN sent out POKEMAN! TDD sent out HIT SINGLE! Hah! I can see through that in an instant, Doompuff! TDD: Will you please stop calling us Doompuff, dammit? Don't try to foil me with your foolish mind tricks, Doompuff! TDD: ::sigh:: Obnoxious superheros. Me, use X-Ray Vision! POKEMAN used X-RAY VISION! TDD are wearing CUPS! Hah hah hah! Highly advised, as this fight may get dirty! HIT SINGLE used CATCHY THEME! It's Kryptonite-no! I must stop myself from singing this horrible song! It will only weaken my brain! Hah, Doompuff, I am not fooled! But HIT SINGLE is so CATCHY! Oh...the CD...only...15 bucks...NO! Must stop this terrible urge! Me, use Super Punch! POKEMAN used SUPERPUNCH! POKEMAN is not SUPERMAN! But I can still use Super Punch! NO! You can use POKEPUNCH, but not SUPERPUNCH! Then me, use Poke- It's not POKEMAN's TURN! Argh! HIT SINGLE used POKENITE! ::gasp:: How did Doompuff know? TDD: Wait a second, isn't the title of our song "Kryptonite?" Not in POKEBATTLES! Noooo! The Pokenite! My skin! Doesn't TDD read COMICS? TDD: Truthfully...no. Ah! I'm losing merchandise! YOU'RE NOT THE SOLUTION, YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM! HIT SINGLE is still EXTREMELY catchy! If I go crazy then would-NO! I MUSN'T! SALESMAN makes BARGAIN! SALESMAN: I can lower the price to 14 bucks with this limited time offer! No...musn't take offer! SALESMAN used CHEESYGRIN! It's super convincing! AHHH! JUST TAKE THE MONEY! SALESMAN: Plllleasure doing business with you, sir. SALESMAN ran away! Hmm...this doesn't look authentic...oh well. POKEMAN put CD in DISCMAN! TDD: If I go crazy then would you still call me Superman? ::sigh:: I guess I'll never know who this "Superman" is. TDD: ....would you still be there-a... Hey, why are you still here? POKEMAN used POKEKICK! TDD was kicked into AIR! TDD: AhhhhhHHHHH! TDD was kicked away! POKEMAN won against TDD! Hah hah hah! POKEMAN used FLY! POKEMAN's FLY fell open! Damn you, Narration! POKEMAN wasn't wearing UNDERPANTS! What the-YES I WAS! Well then... UNDERWEAR disappeared! Agh! POKEMAN used COVERAREA! AREA is COVERED! Now me, use truly Fly Away! POKEMAN used FLY AWAY! POKEMAN flew away! POKEMAN lost agaisnt NARRATOR! Next time, Narrator, you will not get away! NARRATOR got away! D'oh! |