| Battle #6 Dear Abby Player: Abby (No Record) Writer: Dacta ABBY is reading LETTERS! *sigh* Dear Abby, My husband and I have been together for three years, but now I feel he's cheating on me. What can I do? Signed, Suspicious ABBY used GROAN! All these questions are the same! If I get another one, I'll go crazy! ABBY used RIP! ABBY ripped BIRTHCERTIFICATE! Oops. *sigh* ABBY used RIP! ABBY ripped DRESS! Iiie! Anyone gotta clothes pin? NARRATOR is LAUGHING! ABBY used OLDWOMANSTARE! NARRATOR is scared! NARRATOR ranaway! Oh, great. YELLOWTEXT appeared! Yikes. That's seizure-inducing yellow. ABBY used SEIZURE! ABBY seizured away! ?! ABBY still has a LETTER in her HAND! Hn...might as well glance at it. ABBY used GLANCE! Dear Abby, My husband and I have been together- AHHHH! ABBY went CRAZY! Heeheehee! Can't catch me! ABBY is DANCING like she was YOUNG again! ONLY with ADVIL! At your LOCAL WALGREENS! Dance with me, Yellow Text! YELLOWTEXT has TWOLEFTFEET! What a silly excuse! Heehee! No, SERIOUSLY! YELLOWTEXT held out FEET! Whoa! AGATHA appeared! Oh, it's the creepy old witch! AGATHA: You're one to talk. Yes I am! Weehee! AGATHA is watching ABBY! AGATHA: No, no! You're doing the freaking macerena wrong! Hands first, butt last! BUTT LAST!! Screw you, old hag! RAPIST appeared! RAPIST: You rang? Yeah, here's twenty bucks. There's an ol- RAPIST: Whoa, whoa. If she's old, I charge extra. AGATHA used CANEATTACK! Hit 5x! RAPIST used CRY! RAPIST: Ow! Oh! My head! Wahhh! RAPIST ran away! AGATHA won against RAPIST! AGATHA: Whippersnapper. Hey, witch, we still need to fight. AGATHA: Oh. AGATHA sent out CANE! Go, Shredded Letter! The enemy's got alzheimers! Get'm, SLETTER! S-Letter? SHREDDED LETTER is too LONG! CANE used FWAPP! SLETTER was FWAPPED! SLETTER is weakening! Stupid letter! SLETTER used STUPID LETTER! SUSPICIOUS was OFFENDED! SUSPICIOUS appeared! SUSPCIOUS: Y'all are making me mad! Ahhh! My worst nightmare! A SOUTHERN! SUSPICIOUS: Now c'mere and take it like a man! I'm a woman. SUSPICIOUS: Y'are? That' why my name's ABBY. SUSPICIOUS doesn't CARE! SUSPICIOUS used CONFEDERATE FLAG! Ahhh! The sin! LINCOLN appeared! LINCOLN: Stop the-hey, that's a spiffy flag! LINCOLN stole C-FLAG! LINCOLN ran away! Stupid president! You remind me of Clinton! AGATHA: Hey, I'M Japanese. DIE, AGATHA! AGATHA was SHOCKED! AGATHA died from SHOCK! Whoo-hoo! SUSPICIOUS still remains! Umm...got to go! ABBY ran away! SUSPCIOUS won against ABBY! SUSPICIOUS: Y'all come back now! Y'hear? |