Battle #9
Bad Parodies

Player: iRab (No Record)
Setting:
Alley where Crimson fell unconscious

(To the tune of "The Weird Al Show" by Weird Al on the CD "Running With Scissors" *I suggest you download it on MP3 or buy it.)
Oooh this is a story `bout a guy, iRab
and he lived on Red Version with that Midgyo crab
but Jason Ross really didn't approve
So he packed up with Jeeves and had to move
to the Pokebattles fanfic where he lived quite free
That is, until Red Doompuff went on a killing spree
iRab fought on the side of the Red Version team
but his hand got bitten off like it was made of ice cream
and then he ran off like a baby with a really loud scream
And yes, that's really very important to the story.

Oh the very next day he met a really cute Nurse with an ID of Joy 121
But she didn't really heal him and he lost some blood and the battle ended with very few puns
And he fainted of some blood loss and didn't get a rematch
And now he's woken up and wants revenge
And no he isn't acting crazy like those stupid insane divers, who get the Bends

And one day Rab was along a road trying to find a match
When *BOOM* he was taken through a Bob Smith portal hatch
And he meets up with Crimson King quite to his surprise
And makes a run for it before he can arise
And the end of the song is about to surmise
So now he's in Cinnabar and whaddya know?
That's how the saga of iRab goes!


Hmmm...where am I?
iRAB is in CINNABAR VERSION!
Well I knew that...that Weird Al wannabe just sung my friggin' life story.
WEIRD AL is INSULTED!
Go on. I have no interest in battling you.
WEIRD AL: Hmph! Upperclass stiffs!
WEIRD AL struts away!

Uh...some of that information on the Fanfic and the battle were incorrect.
SCREW you!
RAPIST appeared!
RAPIST: Hey! I only do woman!

Go away, pervert!
RAPIST: Make me!
::sigh:: Look. Here's the number to a prostituion...
RAPIST grabs number!
RAPIST ran away!
RAPIST lost again iRAB!

That was quick.
CRIMSON KING is beginning to AWAKEN!
CRIMSON KING: Uhhh...
CRIMSON KING used HANGOVER!

That is...uh. Ugly. Messy, too.
iRAB gets DEVIOUS IDEA!
Hmm...with the Webmaster having a hangover, I can take over this crummy, fizzling out battles version!
CRIMSON KING: I won't allow you to take over this version! In the name of love and justice, a pretty solider in a sailor sui-
He's drunker than I thought!
iRAB used WHACK!
CRIMSON was WHACKED unconscious!

Ha ha! Now I shall take over this version!
WHITE appeared!
Uh oh...
WHITE: You idiot! We're an allied site!
Again, I state, uh oh...
WHITE: In the name of the moon...I punish you!
Ugh! Crazy!
What? WHITE is evolving!
WHITE evolved to SAILOR URANUS!
SAILOR URANUS: Gay pride!...uh, still need to get that under control. o.O

Fool! Jeeves, GO!
JEEVES died!
When!? It wasn't in the song!
Well, too bad! Not EVERYTHING is in the SONG!
Ar...go, ME!
Go, iRAB!
SAILOR URANUS sent out SAILOR URANUS!

Sailor Ur-anas? Heh heh...
IMMATURE CHILD!
Child?!
SAILOR URANUS' eyes wander to iRAB'S pants!
Hey!
SAILOR URANUS used WORLD SHAKING!
WORLD is SHAKING!

Uhhhh...uhhhh...myyyy...miiind...iiiis viiiibraaattiiing....
MIND ranaway!
?!
Uh! You CAN'T talk!
*Dammit!*
SAILOR URANUS fights for MAGNIFICENCE!
AND GAY PRIDE!
SAILOR URANUS: Vote Gore! Supportive of Gay Rights!

*Ugh...this person is turning this into a Gay Pride march...*
GAYS marched PAST!
o.O
*Oy vey*

i
RAB's limp BODY fainted!
BATTLE fizzled OUT!
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