| Fan Battle #1: Team Rocket... Reborn! (January 6, 2001) Player Name: James Setting: Portal of the Unknown Author: Shadowstar Ouchies, that really hurt! James notices someting! Hey you can't boss me around, you stupid narrator! James notices that he's a jerk! Haha... Jessie appeared! Jessie! Where the heck are we anyway? Jessie says that we're stuck inbetween land and the Underworld! Whoa! That's weird! Jessie says that there's still a chance we can get out! Yay!... Jessie, how do we do that? Jessie says that we have to escape through that portal! That doesn't seem so hard... Jessie continues to say that we have to battle Death in order to get out! Oh fudge... Death booms out some gibberish! Uh, Mr. Death... can I go through that portal? Death pulls out a powerful laser! Um, why wouldn't you kill me with your ultimate powers? Death forgot them! AAAAAAAAAAAAA(breath for air)AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Death pulls trigger! Gun is malfunctionable! Death mumbles something about 'cheap Japanese crap'! Samurai of Death appeared! SOD: SOD? Why is my name SOD? Death says that it's an abbreviation! SOD: Oh, you have disgraced the name of Japanese people everywhere! Death says to go jump off a cliff? SOD: Why would I go jump off a cliff? Death wants to fight! Yay! Death says he wants to fight SOD! Oh. Samurai of Death wants to fight! Death sent out Death! Samurai of Death sent out Death! Um, have we all forgotten about me? Samurai of Death used Deathdefying Ninja Move with a Confusing Name! Hey, it can't be that confusing... Kung-Fu name is Oggafoogadisblachwhizzowhatchamacallitsplattcowpoop! Oh, that is confusing! Death is hurt! That's amazing... You still haven't been paying much attention to me! Player: Samurai of Death James: What? You switched the POV?!?!?!?! You're boring, that's why! Death used Kill! Oh crud!!! Death's attack missed! Well, maybe I shouldn't use myself... Return, Samurai of Death! Go! Nidoking! Death says this will be easy! Oh yeah, well watch THIS! Death is watching THIS! Nidoking is really a secret agent! Death: What does my Deathodex say about it? Deathodex: Agent, the sneaky Pokemon. When sent out, five others will come and steal your helicopter. Five other agents appeared! Death, meet agents A, B, C, D, and E! Death says those are lame names! Six agents run for helicopter! Death: NOOO!!! I just had that waxed up! Five agents got on helicopter! Death grabbed on! SOD grabbed on! James grabbed on! Jessie watches from afar! James says this battle is lame! Agent C slips off the helicopter because of the wax and falls to his death! Uh, I suggest we hang on! Agent 0 (SOD's original agent) turned into a flying cow! Death, SOD, and James hung on! Agent 0 remembers that cows can't fly! Agent 0 and his passengers fall and die! ...at least Agent 0 did... Agents jump out of helicopter! The kung-fu guy knows too much, get'm! SOD used the same move he used earlier in the battle! Agents fainted! James says that this battle is boring! James walks through portal! NOOOO!!!! SOD holds his stick down on James' pants! Pants ripped off! Oh my, James has Teletubby underwear... James escapes through portal! Death suggests that we team up to stop James! Yes, let's go! Death and SOD go through portal to stop James! Jessie sits in a corner looking upward! Jessie: Wait a minute, who's flying that helicopter? ...oh cra- CRUNCH! |