Quantam #1: Dragon Ball Z June 16th 2001
Setting:That Rocky Place
Player: The Green Shyguy [Piccolo]
Wow, the above is such an amazing explination of what the hell im doing here, dressed like a green alienish freak, with scabs the size of my HEAD.
Its a loose plot, but its a plot.
Like gundam wing?
Be careful what you say, that's next weeks one. :)
You really ARE satan arent you?
No, but its part of the narrator training course to become drinking buddies with satan.
I did not know that. It explains alot.
At any rate, VEGETA APPEARED!
PICCOLO stifled a laugh!
The attack failed...
BAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! THAT GUYS MY ENEMY? LOOKIT HIM! HE'S A PANSY!
Vegeta: And you are a pathetic fool, namek!
Narrator, what did he just call me?
A namek.
Whats that, some kind of candy bar?
No, thats your species.
So thats a racial slur?
CO-rrect.
He's going down.
Vegeta: Ha! You insignificant ant! You will never defeat me! For I am the prince of all sayjians! I am invincible, unstoppable, and utterly unbeatable! I believe this can all be easily attributed to my hair! It makes me look like a vegetable, which my enimes seem to find-....
Ohhh.... thats gonna sting in the morning.
Piccolo goes right for the groin kick in the middle of his greatness speech.
Heh, all that talking doesnt make your balls any harder does it?
Vegeta: Ooof! How... Why... No ones ever thought to do that before!
Then whoever you normally fight is VERY stupid.
Vegeta: Thats it you worm! Now you shall feel my true power! GREARREAR!!
Ick... whats with the grunting and sweating?
Well, you DID kick him in the balls.
Yeah, thats right, whats he doing?
Oh yeah.
VEGETA used TRANSFORM!
VEGETA tranformed into SSJ Vegeta!
Meaning?
His hair got shiny.
COOL! Can I do that?
No.
Why not?
Your char doen't have hair.
Oh, ok.
VEGETA kicked you in the head!
Ouch... the bastard...
Indeed...
Kick him in the nuts again.
PICCOLO kicked VEGETA in the mommy-daddy button!
Vegeta: You insolent pig! Why do you insist on doing that!?!
Because it works.
SSJ Vegeta attempted to kick you!
The attack failed!
Hard to kick with one testicle, eh?
TGS used BALL KICK OF DOOM!
Setting:Vegeta's House
Player: Vegeta
Vegeta lies at home, looking at ads for Polysynthetic Testicles!
Shut up, you booming voice from above. Thats not what I'm looking at!
Then what ARE you looking at?
Urm... ads for ping-pong balls!
Ok then... time to put you through real hell..
Trunks appeared!
So, did you get the mail son?
Trunks: Sure did dad, here you go!
You aquire a LETTER!
Whats this? A SUPEANA?
The depriving one of his civil rights I do believe. A certain green alien...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo....
END!