01-23-2002:Updated with battle 11. Im happy with this one. Current postition:Was 5, now probably nine TGS's Reaction:Mebbye a fluke, but at least we got our banner up.
Battle #11: Continuity? Is that like a lava lamp? January 23 2001
Player: Big Bad Wolf
Setting: The damned locker room where the raiders sit and bitch about loosing like some lil 6 year old bitch with a skinned knee. Oh, yeah, the SETTING..TA... Transvestites Anoynmous.
Great setting, mozart.
TGS: Do you even know who mozart was?
Of course, DUHH! He was the guy that writes "the far side" right?
TGS:... someday we're going to have a long talk about your INT score.
...Shuttup.
TGS: JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Oh, right.
Hello, my name is B.B. Wolf..
TA: Hi b.b!
...Anyone ever told you how its weird when you people speak in complete unison?
TA: NO! Do you have a problem with it?
...For the sake of not getting beaten up... no...
TA:Good! Continue.
o.O;; Right.
Anyway, my name is B.B. Wolf, and I... have a transvestite problem.
TA:Why dont you tell us about it, B.B.?
Well, it all started when I was just going to eat this little girl in the woods..
Lone Member: Sounds like he's got an eating problem too.
LONE MEMBER was BEATEN profusely by rest of club!
What the hell?
TA:After this speech, you will no longer speak on your own independence. Its the devil.
:o.O;; what have I gotten myself into?
A Pokebattle.
Huh?
Nothing, shut up and keep going.
Well anyway. I was going to eat this lil girl in the woods, and I needed to get rid of her grandma. So I stuffed the grandma in the closet and took her nightrobe. Ill admit, the old hag was sickening to see without it, but I needed to eat.
TA:And how did it feel to wear women's clothing?
...Er... cool?
TA:You're a sick bastard!
Enemy Transvestites Anonymous wants to fight!
But you guys were supposed to be supportive and helpful.
TA: You sound confused.
I am.
BBW became confused!
BBW hurt himself in his CONFUSION!
ARG! I just bit my own LEG OFF!
Id keep it around, you'll need it to pay for membership.
ENOUGH of this! Go dumb pig!
You ate him.
Oh yeah.
GO MEDIUM PIG!
Him too.
Dammit... fine go SMART PIG!
There you go!
BBW sent out Swine!
TA sent out Rodman!
Whoa... and I thought I was bad.
Command?
Oh yeah, use your BRICK attack!
SWINE used BRICK!
BRICKS were fully LAID!
Ewww...!
Sick bastard.
ENEMY rodman used REBOUND!
BRICKS were rebounded after being DUMPED by SWINE!
RODMAN and BRICKS went out on honeymoon!
RODMAN ran away!
Who hoo! Go swine! Go swine! Its your birthday!
SWINE is INFATUATED with bricks!
SWINE went into SUICIDAL DEPRESSION!
JPG: Death is good.
SWINE committed SUICIDE!
SWINE died!
Just like a bitch to leave you after shes sexed you all up.
Just like...
Moving on. Use next pokemon?
Oh yeah. Go Little Red Riding hood!
BBW sent out LRRH!
LRRH escaped!
What?!?
She went to go RIDE in rodmans limo with BRICKS!
Ech... too much information.
Use next pokemon?
Im sick of this! GO ME!
Right on brotha.
What?
Your self-esteem greatly rose.
Huzzah?
Go me?
...Im sending myself out, stupid.
Oh? OH OH YEAH!
So... stupid...
GO BBW!
Enemy TA sent out TA!
All of them? o.O;;
Pretty much. >:)
How do you all live with yourselves? You say that you hate transvites, but all of you ARE transvestites!
TA:That must be pretty confusing to you.
OOOH NO! Im not falling for that one!
TA:Goats.
Huh?
BBW became confused!
BBW hurt himself in his confusion!
ARG! MY ARM!
BBW needs LIMBS, BADLY!
...Ill use my RABIES attack!
RABIES! The druid spell from the DIABLO 2 EXPANSION PACK! Buy it today at www.blizzard.com!
Thats like 6 ads, 6 weeks in a row.
NEW RECORD!
TA used CHEER!
TA cheered in HAPPINESS!
...
Did I-
No you didnt lose hp from that.
Thanks.
OK, I'll use my BITE attack!
BITE! The attack used by all the turtles in POKEMON, available in red, blue, yellow, silver, gold, crystal, puzzle challenge, pinball, maroon, baby-shit green, pokemon extreme playing with fire, and the family favorite, pin the pentagram on the gengar! Pokemon! Gotta buy em all!
I can feel my FUN score greatly rising!
Thats great... Really, I hate to interrupt your amazing thoughts, but shut up.
Thats just-
Shut up.
Well o-
I said shut up.
...
Good job.
Enemy TA used BOMBARD!
You were FULLY BOMBARDED by PRESS STATEMENTS, WOMEN'S CLOTHING, AND LIPSTICK!
AAAARGH! THE PAIN!
Now, not only do you need LIMBS, but STYLIST as well!
Fine... Ill use my final attack... use... MANLY HOARSE VOICE!
GASP!
BBW used MANLY HOARSE VOICE!
TA became INFATUATED!
So infatuated that they FAINTED!
YOU WIN!
Awarded 7980 exp and 321 yen!
BOOYA!
But lets see you get your HP back intime before you DIEEEE!
You dont die from hp loss...
Did I say HP? I meant BLOOD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tune in next week when we find out the FATE of BBW!