Battle #1: Crystal Is Born

Player: Duo (yellow)
Setting: The Nothingness That Is Crystal Version
Date: We don't HAVE any clocks, trust me, If I knew the date, I would put it here. (Tuesday, June 26, 2001)



What? Huh? Where am I? ..this must be Crystal Version. *looks around* There's not much here, now IS there?
Alright, so I'm supposed to make something here? A Poké Battles Version. Crystal Version.
First off, I think I'll need some help. Soo.. Let's see, I need some co-webmasters.
I can't get co-webmasters without a narrator, though.. and a McDonalds.
So I'll just get my.. Microsoft™ Narrator-In-A-Can ME©.
"Just Add Water and Shake", eh? Well what if I don't have any water? WHY DID THEY NOT TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THAT NOTHING EXISTS YET? x_x;
Uh.. I'll have to make use with what I have. *..spit*
NARRATOR appeared!
I guess that works.
What?
Hey Narrator, are you an evil narrator or a nice narrator?
..it depends. How much water did you add?
..Well.. uh..
The more you add, the nicer I am, the less you add the eviller I am.
x_X
Oh, I see you didn't add much then, DID YOU?
No, I didn't add ANY, I had to use spit, because NOTHING FRIPPING EXISTS YET!
..spit?
..yes.. -.-;
..EWWWWWW.. YOU WILL PAY SOME DAY!
Uh..
Payday, Mmmm, that reminds me, Narrator, food.. Snappy.
MCDONALDS, sir?
Indeed. Chop chop.
IRON CHEF appeared!
..Did the "Chop Chop" make him appear? ..that was just horrible, narrator.
IRON CHEF walks into MCDONALDS!
Well in I go, too, I'm starved from that trip from Storm Version.
DUO walks into MCDONALDS!
Is there food here? O_o
Nope. ^_^
Make food. NOW.
Nah, I like it better this way.
YOU ARE EVIL.
Yes, you should have paid the extra 49 cents to get Microsoft™ Narrator-In-A-Can 2000 Professional©.
..I'll remember to not get a Microsoft Narrator next time.
There won't BE a next time. >:D
That sounds REALLY THREATENING, Narrator! Oooh, I'm scared.
Oh my, this webmaster WON'T do.
Actually, this remote control came with the Microsoft™ Narrator-In-A-Can ME©..
x_X;
That's what I thought.
MOO.
...the narrator's...a cow?
What?
COW is evolving!
COW evolved into COUCH!
What the-?
NARRATOR used EAT!
COUCH was EATEN!
Aren't you just a voice?
Use next piece of FURNITURE?
Do you have a chair, by any chance?
DO NOT MENTION THE EVIL THAT IS CHAIR IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!
What's with all the caps?
YOU dare QUESTION the GREAT NARRATOR?
Yep.
...!
...
^_^
Just because JASON likes you doesn't mean NARRATOR has to!
You do know that he IS the one who does the rankings, right?
Minor details!
Thought so.
HMMM.. This Version is boring and dull.
.. then do something about it, lame narrator.
NARRATOR makes DUO bleed NUMBERS!
Oww.. *-9999*.... ... I'M BLEEDING NUMBERS... BIG ONES, TOO... WAAAAAAHHHHHH! ;_;
NARRATOR uses POWERS OF GAMESHARK to make DUO bleed LETTERS!
X_x *-FFFF* WTF
Dieeeeeee! DUO fainted!
..
Well, now it's a really boring Version. We need a better webmaster.
I'll make one. *poof*
LANI appeared!
Player: Lani (Green)
You aren't a WEBMASTER!
Of course not. I'm Lani, the webmistress. And who might you be?
I'm.. the ALMITGHY AND POWERFUL NARRATOR!
The almitghy? You typo'd! You're not so almighty.
...Hm... (This one definately will NOT stay.).. Let's try this again. *poof*
KIRBY appeared!
Player: Kirby (Orange)
?
What? Who?
...it's a pink ball.
Yeah, who did you expect, The Lord Jesus?
A witty character. How nice! Just what I was looking for.
You dare call me something as low as a CHARACTER!? I'm a WEBMASTER. W-E-B-M-A-S-T-E-R. I have the power to write out the Narrator at any time!
WRITE? What are you TALKing about. Don't make me make you BLEED NUMBERS!
Heya Kirby.
Yo Lani. What's Duo doing?
I didn't even see him.
He's lying on the floor, right there.
FLOOR doesn't exist!
Well, I'm lucky I can fly.
KIRBY forgot FLY!
KIRBY learned STONE!
Aw, dammit.
KIRBY turned into a STONE!
..Uh-oh.
EVERYONE began free-falling!
EVERYONE landed on CLEVERLY-PLACED MCDONALDS!
DUO woke up!
WTF.. I remember that smell.. it's the STORM VERSION MCDONALDS.
Yes, when you used the PORTAL here, MCDONALDS accidentally FLEW in, too!
Yes, the McDonalds really must have just FLEW in here, eh? o_O
..MCDONALDS doesn't know FLY!
:)
heh
...This VERSION truly is the most boring VERSION I've ever been in!
What about CAN VERSION?
..Even CAN VERSION was more exciting than this VERSION!
I know how we can make it better. Let's play with the remote for the narrator.
Oh. I forgot about that.
NARRATOR looks CONFUSED!
DUO pressed RED BUTTON! ENGRISH VERSION MODE ACTIVATED!
EVERYTHING is now ENGRISH! Even me!
Is the person of the Engrish what exactly? the person? call to thing me where the Engrish is! As for that language? there is a kind which is!?
...
God of Ohio State namely as for you! This of the Engrish is accustomed to annoyance very directly. Stop that before. Or it lowers the quality of our fights. Push the fast, red button for the second time!
Quality of fight went down very! Very is not that validity...
DUO pushed the red button for the second time! Now there is not a Engrish mode!
Much better. That button was not cool. Remember, never use that button again. PERIOD.
Well this is just boring. Someone end this BATTLE. Wait. THERE is no BATTLE! ..And I'm the ONE who ENDS the BATTLE!
Like this. ^_^
Odd.
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