THE BIRTH OF A VERSION(OR THE DEAD OF A WEBMASTER)

Short recap of what had happend beore:(A guy fellt throught a broken link and ended in the preversionspace of pokebattles.There a big booming voice forced him to become a webmaster or stay there forever.First he fight nobody and his army of magic karps,then he was forced to climb a mountain fight a three headed dragon.After that he takes part in a quizshow.At the end of the show the host  revealed his true identity DOOMPUFF .With the help of the Narrator he evolved finally to a webmaster and turned the battel into a fanfic)

On the top of a hill two lonely figures stand acompanied by a bodyless voice.On the other side of the hill stands a littel pink ball with fangs and red eyes.
PRE-VERSION-NARRATOR:"WE CAN'T WIN.WE ARE TOTALY OUTNUMBERED.THE OTHER VERSION HAVE THROWN DOZENS OF MAINCHARACTERS AND HUNDREDS OF EXTRAS AGAINST IT AND IT DOESN`T RECIEVED A SCRATCH AND WE ARE ONLY THREE."
WEBMASTER:"Thats not a reason to worry,you must know i have this alarm and can call with it the Anti-Doompuff-Squad.
We only need to distract it untill they arrived"
The WEBMASTER takes a box with a big red button out of his pocket and hits the button."And now to distract the DOOMPUFF.Grizzo attack"
NARRATOR:"YOU CANT SACRIFICE IT.ITS THE ONLY REAL CHARACTER  AND WITHOUT A CHARACTER THE PREVERSIONSPACE WILL FADE OUT."
WEBMASTER"Dont wory i have a plan.Grizzo use your travel prospect."
Grizzo gives DOOMPUFF a travel prospect over the other versions.
DOOMPUFF:"DooOM" (WOH WHAT A SERVICE.AND THE MENU IS EXCELLENT)
DOOMPUFF can´t decide what to eat first.So they have time to wait for the Anti-Doompuff-Squad.

In a secrect place hidden between the versions the Anti-Doompuff-Squad recieved the alarm-signal and gather in their war-room.They look at the big glowing map."The signal comes from Preversionspace. To the Squad-Shuttel"

Meanwhile in the Preversion-Space:
DOOMPUFF:"DOOM"(WAITER FIRST I WANT A DRINK. BRING ME THE AQUAVERSION)
Grizzo uses hydropump.
Its hit DOOMPUFF right in the mouth.
DOOMPUFF:"DOODOOM"(THANK YOU.I ´M STILL NOT THROUGHT WITH THE WHOLE MENU.CAN YOU COME BACK LATER?)
Grizzo´s father appeared.
"Thats no way to behave for a dragon.Your ancestors will rotate in their graves.Stop playing with water and come back home."
Grizzo's father sees DOOMPUFF."AhhahhhhhAHH it is DOOMPUFF"
WEBMASTER:"I know that it is DOOMPUFF you don't have to tell me"

In the hangar of the Anti-Doompuff-Squad
."Heh where is our shuttel?""I flyed with it to the cinema and on the way i have an accident.Its in the workshop."Ok, then to the Squad-mobile."

DOOMPUFF:"DOOm"(WAITER NEXT I WANT FRUITS BRING ME STRAWBERRY_VERSION)
Grizzo:"I think we cant distract DOOMPUFF no longer.Where is the Anti-Doompuff-Squad?"
WEBMASTER:"I dont know,they should be here they had enought time."

In the Anti-Doompuff-Squad-garage.
The Anti-Doompuff-Squad sits in the Squad-mobile.The driver trys to start it but nothing happend."Ok who has forgotten to tank""I ,i had only $ and at the gas station the accepted ¥.""Ok ,but there is only one vehicle left."Oh no not the..""Yes to the.."

PREVERSION-NARRATOR:"I`M SORRY TO INTERRUPT THIS,BUT DOOMPUFF IS BECOMMING RESTLESS."
DOOMPUFF:"DOOOOM"(HEH WAITER WHERE IS MY FRUIT-VERSION I ORDERED IT 6 LINES BEFORE)
WEBMASTER:"There is no choice i have to fight DOOMPUFF.All others stand behind me you don`t have a chance against it.PREVERSION-NARRATOR switch to battel-mode"

Prebattel #5½: OH NO DOOMPUFF   20.5.2001 22:30
Player: Doompuff [won vs. everyone](instant translator activated)
Setting: Preversionfanfic

WEBMASTER wants to battel
DOOM (AH FINALY SOMETHING TO EAT)
WEBMASTER send out WEBMASTER
DOOM (GO ME!)
The enemy is a tasty snack Get him DOOMPUFF
WEBMASTER uses Chainlightining at Level 10
Its no effective.
Doompuff isn't hurt.
WEBMASTER:Thats not fair i have started Diablo over 3 times to
find that much chain lightning spell books.
DOOM (ME USE EAT)
DOOMPUFF eats a  sandwich
Its not very effective
DOOMPUFF STILL HUNGRY
WEBMASTER uses Starthrow
WEBMASTER throws M. Jackson at DOOMPUFF
DOOMPUFF uses DEVOUR
Its not very effective
DOOM (AUH MY TEETH ITS MADE OUT OF PLASTIC)
WEBMASTER: Ohh No we are doomed.It even dont die from eating M. Jackson
I am forced to use my strongest weapon."
WEBMASTER uses its strongest weapon.
WEBMASTER reached in its pocket and takes a shiny object out
Shiny object its renamed fish fork
WEBMASTER uses fish fork
YOU CANT BE SERIOUS A FISHFORK
WEBMASTER: Heh i won 10.006 fights with it.
OK ITS YOUR FUNERAL.
WEBMASTERS use of fish fork contunied
It is supereffective!
DOOMPUFF is fainted from fear.
WEBMASTER gained 0 Exp.
WEBMASTER won
Prebattel ends
-->Fanfic contunied

WEBMASTER:"Thats was to easy.Nobody had won against Doompuff before."
WEBMASTER takes a closer look at the fainted DOOMPUFF.He discovers a zip at its back and open it a Magic Karp fell out."PVN whats that!""I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE WE HAVE A REALY LOW BUDGET HERE IN PREVERSION-SPACE."
Suddenly the light-source of Preversionspace goes out.Grizzo:"What happend??""I HAVE USE THE WHOLE BUDGET FOR THIS FANFIC.NOTHING WAS LEFT FOR THE POWER COMPANY." "There is only one thing to do,we will leave Preversion-Space and start a version.PVN gather every one here."...."Is everyone here?""NOBODY IS MISSING"
"Ok,then by the power of the webmaster versionportal open."A portal opened and sucked everyone in.
Inhabitians of preversionspace flee.
Powercompany win.

Finally the Anti-Doompuff-Squad arrived on their Squad-tricycle."Heh,where is everyone.Must have been a false alarm"
"OK who has the map?""Great,we are in preversionspace without a map"A boy  appeared."Heh you! Do you know the way to the secrect Anti-Doompuff-Squad?""This direction"The boy points the direction.
Anti-Doompuff-Squad left
Ryoga left.

END OF THE FANFIC

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