LostBattle(1)
Narrator: Q
Player:Anti-Doompuff-Squad vs GrizzoGRIZZO please enter
the lost arena
Ok when i go back and go right instead of left i will reach
the Office of the Webmaster.
YOU already left the fortress of infinity
ANTI-DOOMPUFF-SQUAD please enter the lost arena
We dont want to go.We only fight against Doompuff and its
spinoffs.
When you win this fight you can fight in the final against
DR. DOOM.
Ok we will fight,but it is unfair for us to fight weaker
Characters then Doompuff.This fight won`t last long.
Q wants to start the fight
Ok we will send out the weapon of absolute Doompuff-Death
Long-name Pokemon GO!
Ok hatschi Go!
The enemy is a gigantic war-machine get'em Hatschi
Weapon of absolute Doompuff-Death use nuclear weapons
YOU have no pokemon with this name out.
Come on, must we now address our pokemon as
Long-Name-Pokemon?
Yes
Hatschi use infect
The attack is ultra-effective.
Long-Name-Pokemon is infected with the eviliest virus
"WINDOWS ME".
Long-Name-Pokemon is confused.
Long-Name-Pokemon uses all PP on Nuclear weapons.
Hundreds of Nuclear Missiles are send flying into space.
The attack contunies the nuclear weapons are going to hit the enterprise.
Picard complains at the Webmaster,because he isn`t a cyan character and should`t be
tortured by a Cyan-Narrator.
Webmaster agrees. The missiles are falling back to the ground.
The missiles are hitting the Anti-Doompuff-Squad.
Mysteriously the explosion only hurt the Anti-Doompuff-Squad.
The Anti-Doompuff-Squad fainted
Grizzo wins.
Heh why he can complain at the webmaster and i not?
END OF BATTLE |
LostBattle(1)
Narrator: Mr. Saotome
Player:Dr. Doom vs Pikachu[Translator]PLEASE ENTER THE ARENA
DR. DOOM ENTERS THE ARENA
PikaPikaChu[I'm not this stupid
to fight anything with Doom in its name,specialy in Pokebattles]
PLEASE ENTER THE ARENA I NEED THIS NARRATORJOB
PikaCHUCHU[I dont want to die]
WHEN HE KILLS YOU HE WILL BE DISQUALIFIED
PikaKAKA[But i will be dead]
WHEN YOU ENTER THE ARENA I WILL GIVE YOU MONEY
Pika[How much?]
5.000,-
PikaPika[¥ or $?]
¥
Pikaachhu[You want me to risk my
life for 5.000 Yen?]
YES
Pika[I only risk my life for $]
WHY DO YOU WANT $ ? YOU CAN'T BUY ANYTHING
WITH THEM IN POKEBATTLES
ChuChu[5000 $ are more
worth then 5000 Yen]
ENTER THE ARENA NOW OR ELSE...
ChuPika[You are only a Panda
with a sign you can`t harm me]
YOU ASK FOR IT.
MR SAOTOME HITS PIKACHU WITH A SIGN.
WRITTEN ON THE SIGN: YOU ASK FOR IT.
PIKACHU FAINTED.
MR SAOTOME THROWS THE FAINTED PIKACHU IN THE ARENA
PIKACHU IS FAINTED
DR. DOOM wins
MR: SAOTOME IS HOLDING UP A BIG SIGN.ON THE SIGN IS WRITTEN ONLY ONE WORD: END |