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John the Lab Guy / Evil Tyrant crumbled in these battles when
his loyal (or not so loyal) Henchman and the returning character Man Catcher
plotted against him. Then, one of Man Catcher’s troops, Dr. Doctor, removed a
brain tumor from Evil Tyrant that was making him a… well… evil tyrant. Yet,
people still plotted against the retired lab guy. John was in grave danger.
Battle #21:
Evil Tyrant’s Parcel
May 16, 2000
Setting: Game 25% / Reality 75% / Anime 0%
Player:
Henchman [1-0-0]
Yes,
master…whatever you say, master…that guy is soooo bossy!
EVILTYRANT
appeared!
EVILTYRANT asks
what HENCHMAN said about HIM!
EVILTYRANT says if
it’s bad, HENCHMAN will DIE!
I said...uh…that
guy is soooo… uh… flossy!
The dentist said
to floss a lot! You did! Good job! (Whew…)
DENTIST beams at
HENCHMAN!
EVILTYRANT walked
away!
What a relief…
MAILMAN appeared!
Mailman?
MAILMAN has a
package for…
EVILTYRANT 2400
EVIL DUDES ROAD MALICETON, NEW EVIL, USA
I’ll take it…
(Since the tyrant is being so mean…)
HENCHMAN received EVILTYRANT’S PARCEL!
What’s in here?
OAK: HENCHMAN, this is not the time to use that!
Shaddap!
Ok, I’ll open
this…
OAK: HENCHMAN, this is not the time to use that!
Lemme in!
OAK: HENCHMAN, this
is not the time to use that!
OAK: HENCHMAN, this
is not the time to use that!
OAK: HENCHMAN, this
is not the time to use that!
OAK: HENCHMAN, this
is not the time to use that!
Ahhhgh!
OAK used BROKEN
RECORD!
RECORD broke…
And, so did
HENCHMAN’S EARS!
Oww!!
Oak, you will die!
HENCHMAN wants to
fight!
HENCHMAN sent out
HENCHMAN!
OAK sent out UTUOILUET!
What the heck?
POKéDEX ANALYSIS:
UTUOILUET! A poison-type Pokém-
OAK used RE-PROGRAM!
POKéDEX fainted!
What…HEY!!
I’ll punch you to
death, wacko!
HENCHMAN used
PUNCH!
HENCHMAN punched U!
U? I said “You” as
in you, me…
U fainted!
What? UTUOILUET is
evolving!
UTUOILUET evolved
into TOILET!
Toilet? Oh, taking
away the Us, Utuoiluet becomes toilet…
It’s super disgusting!
OAK withdrew
TOILET!
OAK sent out MUNCHACHEW!
OAK’S POKéDEX: MUNCHACHEW! Evolved form of PIKACHU! It
evolves when exposed to the mystical EAT STONE!
Shouldn’t that be
Munchachu?
No! MUNCHACHEW eats when it CHEWS!
Ok then, I’ll
punch that munch thing.
HENCHMAN used
PUNCH!
MUNCHACHEW ate HAND
and drank PUNCH!
Ahhhh!! I can live
without ears and hands?!
NARRATOR says
that’s a good point!
No, wait! Ohhhh…
me and my big mouth…
…
Nothing happened!
Oh, thank goodness
the narrator is merciful today…
Okay then, lemme
at him! I’ll kick that chewy dude!
HENCHMAN used KICK!
MUNCHACHEW ate
FEET, LEGS, and TORSO!
Aggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!
I’m a floating
head!
NARRATOR says that
now HENCHMAN really shouldn’t be alive!
Oh no…
OAK is BORED!
OAK began playing
GAME BOY!
This is my chance!
Please, oh great one, don’t kill me yet…
NARRATOR is
MERCIFUL today!
Thank you!! Thank
you!!
All righty, let’s
roll over to that box…
HENCHMAN rolled
over to EVILTYRANT’S PARCEL!
Okay then, open
up!
HENCHMAN used OPEN
on EVILTYRANT’S PARCEL!
EVILTYRANT’S PARCEL
opened!
HENCHMAN received
EARS, HANDS, FEET, LEGS, and TORSO!
Wahoo!
I guess he was
making a new Frankenstein, great luck!
There was also
SMALL PARCEL!
I wonder what’s in
here!
...
To be continued…
Battle #22:
Lost Thoughts May 17, 2000
Setting: Game 0% / Reality 100% / Anime 0%
Player:
Henchman [1-0-1]
What is this box?
I’m gonna open it.
OAK: HENCHMAN! This is not the time to use that!
Die, Oak!
HENCHMAN used KARATE CHOP!
OAK fainted!
Woohoo! Finally!
Now…
HENCHMAN opened SMALL PARCEL!
HENCHMAN received SUPER-DUPER ULTRA POWER MACHINE GUN!
Yeah! I wonder what I could do
with this… Hey! I have an idea!
HENCHMAN has IDEA!
LIGHTBULB appeared above HENCHMAN’S HEAD!
ELECTRICIAN appeared!
Huh?
ELECTRICIAN: I need that for my light fixture!
ELECTRICIAN grabs LIGHTBULB!
Hey! That’s my idea! Give it
back!
ELECTRICIAN ran away!
HENCHMAN is following in pursuit!
Come back here, you crook!
HENCHMAN caught up with ELECTRICIAN!
Now, give me my idea!
IDEA? What IDEA!
MY IDEA!!! (By the way, that should’ve been a question mark.)
IDEA? ELECTRICIAN has no IDEA!
You’re on HIS side?
Well…
That’s it! I wonder if we can duplicate the feat of the Black Version…
WHAT might THAT be?
A NEW NARRATOR!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
HENCHMAN used YELLOW-VERSION LAUGH!
NARRATOR erased EFFECTS!
Wha…
HEY!
I’ve gotta get a new narrator in here!
Will HENCHMAN defeat NARRATOR?
Will HENCHMAN retrieve its IDEA?
Will HENCHMAN make NARRATOR stop this crazy NONSENSE?
FIND OUT in the next EPISODE of EMERALD VERSION POKÉ BATTLES!
To be continued…
Battle #23:
The Return of Man Catcher May
18, 2000
Setting: Game 5% / Reality 95% / Anime 0%
Player: Man Catcher [1-0-1]
That man is interesting…
MAN CATCHER spots ELECTRICIAN!
Poké Ball, go!
MAN CATCHER used POKÉ BALL!
ELECTRICIAN was caught!
He he!
Ooh! I like that man!
MAN CATCHER used POKÉ BALL!
BURGLAR was caught!
Hehehe!
MAN CATCHER used POKÉ BALL!
SUPERPANCAKE was caught!
Okay, men! Let’s drill!
MEN are DRILLING!
HOLE appeared!
No, not what I mean.
Attention! A certain lab guy is taking over the world. I want him for my collection.
SARGE says OK!
DR. DOCTOR says WILL DO!
ELECTRICIAN says SURE THING!
BILL GATES says 1 BILLION, 2 BILLION, OOPS! OKAY!
BURGLAR says WHAT’S IT TO YA! Er… ALL RIGHT!
SUPERPANCAKE says MMF GRRMPF BLLP!
Okay troop, let’s-a go!
MEN go!
MAN CATCHER wins!
Pointless…
To be continued…
Battle #24:
Slim Pickings May
19, 2000
Setting: Game 0% / Reality 100% / Anime 0%
Player: Teacher’s
Pet [0-0-0]
Now I have to do my homework.
Okay, here’s a pencil.
PEN wants to fight!
What?
PEN says use IT!
PENCIL says use IT!
PENCIL wants to fight!
What’s going on here?
PEN sent out INK!
PENCIL sent out LEAD!
That’s…. strange….
LEAD used MELT!
LEAD MELTED all over INK!
INK and LEAD are melding together!
INK and LEAD evolved into SLOP!
SLOP was disgusted by SLOP!
SLOP fainted!
This is quite disturbing.
PENCIL sent out ERASER!
PEN sent out CAP!
Whoa!
CAP used POUND!
ERASER was POUNDED to bits!
ERASER fainted!
PENCIL sent out PENCIL!
That’s unusual, I think.
NO, it’s NOT!
Oh, all right.
CAP used POUND!
No effect!
Oh? Why not?
NARRATOR is an ENVIRONMENTALIST!
However, this is a pencil!
PENCILS are made of TREES!
Are not!
ARE too!
Are not!
TPET is wrong!
WATCH!
NARRATOR used DEVOLUTION SPRAY on PENCIL!
What? PENCIL is devolving!
PENCIL devolved into TREE!
Ahhhh! That thing’s scary!
TREE used FALL!
APPLES fell on PEN’S HEAD!
APPLES fell on TPET’S HEAD!
TPET fainted!
PEN fainted!
TREE wins!
Battle #25:
Devolution of the Empire May 19, 2000
Setting: Game 20% / Reality
80% / Anime 0%
Player: John the Lab Guy
/ Evil Tyrant [3-0-1]
Ahhhh… Waiter, please get me a
drink…
WAITER appeared!
WAITER’S FETCH!
FETCH DRAW A DRINK
That’s a Pokémon TCG GB jungle
Kangaskahn’s attack!
KANGASKAHN doesn’t care!
Oh, okay.
DRINK appeared!
EVILTYRANT picks up DRINK!
*Sniff*…*sniff*
EVILTYRANT is shocked!
WHAT?! This is… POISONED!!!
EVILTYRANT hurls DRINK at WAITER!
The attack missed!
It kept on going and crashed…
Into WAITRESS!
WAITRESS was poisoned!
WAITRESS: I’m calling my lawyer!
WAITRESS ran away to call LAWYER!
What’s going on here?!
WAITER removed MASK!
WAITER is really SARGE!
SARGE: I’m Sergeant Tom Mortimer from his majesty, King
Man Catcher.
What the heck?
SARGE: I’m here to….
SARGE: CATCH YOU!!
SARGE used MASTER BALL!
EVILTYRANT used SONIC REVERSE!
SARGE was caught!
EEHEHEHEHE! I have my sergeant!
BILL GATES appeared!
DR. DOCTOR appeared!
You want to catch me too?
BILL GATES used BILLION-DOLLAR BALL!
BILLIONS of DOLLARS were caught!
That was quite useless….
DR. DOCTOR used MEDICAL BALL!
BRAIN TUMOR was caught!
What? EVILTYRANT is devolving!
EVILTYRANT devolved into SCIENCEJOHN!
Thank you, I feel very good now!
That’s why I was so evil lately!
A brain tumor… It must’ve been
from that tumor…
I’m staying away from science!
I’ll retire.
What? SCIENCEJOHN is devolving!
SCIENCEJOHN devolved into JOHN!
Minister, please give back all
the loot, treasure, gold, doubloons, and money I stole.
MINISTER returned PLUNDER!
I hope the whole world benefits
from my generosity.
WORLD benefits!
WORLD wins!
WAITRESS appeared!
LAWYER appeared!
To be continued…