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In these battles, Henchman overthrows the old Narrator with some help from Black Version’s Intern. He then becomes the Giant Evil Narrator of Doom. However, strangely, another Narrator exists. The Universal Poké Battles Webmaster (UPB Webmaster) decided that Doom narrator was too dangerous. So he is devolved back into his Henchman self. Since the red text has been destroyed, Henchman can’t evolve again. Fortunately, Henchman escapes into Yellow Version, where he can use the Evil Stone on himself again. Now, he has to try to return to Emerald Version.

Battle #26: So Sue Me! May 20, 2000
Setting: Game 0% / Reality 100% / Anime 0%
Player: Ex-Waitress [0-0-0]

Hey you! You!

JOHN asks if you mean HIM!

Yeah! You the one who poison my face!

Know what I’m talkin’ about!

JOHN has no IDEA!

HENCHMAN wants to make sure!

JOHN has no IDEA, NARRATOR said!

HENCHMAN walked away!

Listen, ya poisoned me!

I wan’ dis in court!

JOHN says EVERYTHING you say has red LINES under it!

Considerin’ dis is written in hypa text mawkup language, it woulda been anyhow.

JOHN says it’s called HTML!

I don’t care!

WAITRESS doesn’t care!

JUDGE hits DESK with MALLET!

JUDGE: Order, order!

Attack missed and hit CLEFAIRY!

CLEFAIRY got it WRONG!

CLEFAIRY fainted!
Yer honor, I have a complaint!

This tyrant has poisoned my face!

JOHN says that was an ACCIDENT!

I object, yer honor!

OBJECTION overruled!

LAWYER used ARGUE!

LAWYER is ARGUING!

EVIL RABID BAILIFF OF DOOM appeared!

AHHHHHH!

JOHN: AHHHHHH!

JUDGE: AHHHHHH!

JOHN ran away!

DOOMBAILIFF used SECURITY DEATH!

JUDGE died!

WAITRESS died!

DOOMBAILIFF wins!

This battle is a crossover with Black Version and was written in part by Double D, the Black Webmaster, and part by me.

Battle #27: Crossover Calamity May 22, 2000

Setting: Game 0% / Limbo 100% / Anime 0%
Player: Henchman [1-0-2]

Please, Mr. Intern sir, you have to help me!

INTERN wants to KNOW what's in IT for HIM!

Um …30 bucks?

INTERN says NO!

$50?

INTERN says NO!

What about this book "How To Put Alive Beings in Poké battles LIMBO"?

INTERN gasps!

It's too cheap? Okay then.

HENCHMAN misinterpreted GASP!

Really? You want it!

INTERN nods VIGORIOUSLY!

BLACK NARRATOR doesn't want more EVIL BEINGS in POKÉBATTLES!

BLACK NARRATOR says APPLE is bad ENOUGH!

EMERALD NARRATOR interferes!

EMERALD NARRATOR says don't ruin the battle!

BLACK NARRATOR shuts up!

Here you are, Mr. Intern.

INTERN grabs LIMBO BOOK!

Now. Give me the know how to be a narrator!

HENCHMAN wants KNOWHOW!

INTERN refuses!

What?

INTERN wonders if you took him for a chump!

Oh, you mean the complete absence of anything but blank pages in that book?

No! INTERN was just about to ask you to follow him to a safer place!

A safer place?

Away from the NARRATORS!

Oh so... Now you're pretty mad, huh, Intern!

INTERN is!

INTERN wants to fight!

But what about the "KNOW-HOW"?

INTERN says to forget it!

INTERN thinks is too late for that now!

Uh-oh.

INTERN sent out INTERN!

What if I don't want to fight??

INTERN will beat you anyway!

But I thought! Oh great. Might as well, then.

HENCHMAN wants to fight!

HENCHMAN sent out HENCHMAN!

This can't be too hard…

HENCHMAN used OPTIMISM!

No effect!

What…HEY!

INTERN used GENERAL CHAOS!

GENERAL CHAOS erupted!

That seemed quite useless.

HENCHMAN died!

Hey!

HENCHMAN died!

No I didn't!

HENCHMAN died!

That's you talking, Intern dude!

INTERN cackles!

INTERN has NARRATOR-like powers to make STUFF happen!

Try THIS! I found it on the floor when you struck a fighting stance. You must have dropped it.

INTERN is afraid! Very afraid!

HENCHMAN used EVIL STONE on HENCHMAN!

What? HENCHMAN is evolving!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

INTERN is cowering!

HENCHMAN evolved into GIANT EVIL NARRATOR OF DOOM!

INTERN is mystified!

INTERN says that when he used EVIL STONE, he lost some of his memory and became INTERN!

DOOMNARRATOR says INTERN just wasn't EVIL enough!

INTERN thought EVIL STONE was a DRUG!

DOOMNARRATOR says maybe IT is, who KNOWS!

INTERN is not resisting!

INTERN ran off!

INTERN is a big old coward!

DOOMNARRATOR enters EMERALD VERSION head OFFICE!

DOOMNARRATOR is the SALVATION of HUMANITY!

DOOMNARRATOR wins!

Battle #28: A Higher Force? May 23, 2000
Setting: Game 10% / Reality 90% / Anime 0%
Player: Man Catcher [2-0-1]

What do you mean the you FAILED?!

DR. DOCTOR nervously stammers that EVILTYRANT devolved into a HARMLESS LAB GUY!

So?!

DR. DOCTOR says WORLD benefited from JOHN!

Burglar, take ‘em to the torture chamber!
BURGLAR says NO!

BURGLAR was released!

WHAT?!?

DOOMNARRATOR cackles!

DR. DOCTOR was released!

BILL GATES was released!

How…DARE YOU!!

MAN CATCHER’S POKÉBALLS were emptied!

MAN CATCHER howls in ANGUISH!

MAN CATCHER died!

DOOMNARRATOR is CACKLING loudly!

This is out of line.

DOOMNARRATOR asked who that WAS!

We are the Universal Poké Battles (UPB) ruling committee.

We are the Webmaster.

WE?

We are one Webmaster molded together.

DOOMNARRATOR is confused!

We are here to tell you that you are not following the UPB rules and regulations.

RULES? REGULATIONS?

DOOMNARRATOR is the NARRATOR!

DOOMNARRATOR makes the RULES!

Not for long.

Doom narrator was relieved of duty.

Doom narrator has devolved into Henchman.

Henchman ran away.

Battle ended.

NOO!!

Battle #29: Narrator Crisis May 23, 2000
Setting: Game 0% / Other Versions 100% / Anime 0%
Player: Henchman [2-1-2]

I need to be the Narrator again!

…Where’s that Evil Stone….

Ah! Here it is!

I’m using it on me.

AHEM

There’s no narrator! Oh no!

This has to work.

Here’s a Red Version portal…. I think….

My sensory inputs don’t work without Narrative text!
EMERALD PORTAL appeared!

Why is it so faint?

HENCMAN emerged!

I’m in the Red Version!

HENCHMAN is in ANOTHER VERSION!

What a relief! That Webmaster Monster can’t follow me here!

UPB WEBMASTER can’t follow HENCHMAN in!

Why doesn’t this look like the Red Version?

It’s NOT!

Not?!

HENCHMAN is in YELLOW VERSION!
Hey! This Webmaster bozo writer is lazy!
He’s just copying that Metal Version!

WEBMASTER did it to give METAL VERSION a HYPERLINK!

Why?

METAL VERSION gave EMERALD the highest form of FLATTERY!

Copying?

YES!

Oh, so we’re giving him some?

YES!

Well, anyway, how will I get out of here?

YELLOW NARRATOR doesn’t KNOW!

Uh oh…

Fine…I’m going to use this Evil Stone on me.

HENCHMAN used EVIL STONE!
HENCHMAN evolved into DOOMNARRATOR!

DOOMNARRATOR has to RETURN to EMERALD VERSION!

Battle #30: The Error Message May 23, 2000
Setting: Game 0% / Emerald Version 35% / Other Versions 75%
Player: Giant Evil Narrator of Doom (Henchman) [2-1-3]

How to get back to Emerald Version… Hmmm….

PORTAL to EMERALD VERSION appeared!

Ah hah!
DOOMNARRATOR entered PORTAL!

Here I go….

We’re sorry, but your call did not go through. Please hang up, and try your call again.

What the heck?

No effect!

Why isn’t this working?

PORTAL TECHNICIAN appeared!

PORTAL TECH: We’re having some technical difficulties at the moment, please come back later.

Lemme in!
PORTAL TECH: I’m sorry. You’ll have to return later.

Die, idiot!

404 Error: Page not found.

Page cannot be displayed.

What’s going on here?!

PORTAL TECH: The Emerald Version Portal is not working right now. Try again later.

Well, finally, in clearer terms!

But I want to go home!

PORTAL TECH: Oh yeah?

You idiot!

Doom narrator wants to fight!

Wha? Why don’t I have the power to start a fight?

DOOMNARRATOR is the EMERALD VERSION narrator!

Not the YELLOW VERSION narrator!

Dangit!

PORTAL TECH wants to fight!

PORTAL TECH sent out WRENCH!

Go, me!

DOOMNARRATOR sent out DOOMNARRATOR!

WRENCH used WRENCH!

DOOMNARRATOR was WRENCHED out of the BATTLE!

PORTAL TECH wins!