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Here, Shadowy Figure unveils his true form,
setting off Man Catcher into an invincible tyrant as Emerald is famous for.
Resulting in a two part fanfic I call a BattleFic. MCZ is almost
thwarted by John the Lab Guy, who would’ve won if not for the bad luck of Da
Evolution Man. A young teen named Rob decides he must help, but ends up
becoming the narrator himself instead. When Superguy interferes, then MCZ has troops
rallied against him. Then, for a new story arc, a farmer goes to the pet store
and ends up battling the owner. A very vicious dog tries to win, but loses of
his over-eating. Read these Emerald classics.
Battle #36:
Shadows Unveiled… June
2, 2000
Setting: Game 0% /Emerald Version 100% /China 0%
Player: Man Catcher [2-1-2]
So
Mr. Shadowy Figure, what now?
SHADOWY FIGURE is thinking!
SHADOWY FIGURE says go to STORE and get TNT!
Why?
Because SHADOWY FIGURE said
so!
All
right… All right…
MAN is at STORE!
I didn’t need to know that…
YES you DID!
No I didn’t!
YES you DID!
No I didn’t!
What? MAN is devolving!
NOOOO!
MAN devolved into GUY!
AGHHHHH!
GUY is angry!
Yes, I am!
GUY ran back to SHADOWY FIGURE!
SHADOWY FIGURE is angry!
You don’t understand! I devolved!
SHADOWY FIGURE doesn’t care!
SHADOWY FIGURE: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!!
SHADOWY FIGURE removed SHADOW!
SHADOWY FIGURE is really…
Tell me!
EVOLUMAN!
…WHAT?
EVOLUMAN is angry!
EVOLUMAN used DEVOLUTION!
Noo… PLEASE!
What? GUY is devolving!
GUY devolved into BOY!
Oh, man… Or should I say, oh boy…
To be continued…
Battle #37:
Devolution Clash June
2, 2000
Setting: Bakery 0% /Emerald Version 95% /Anime 5%
Player: Da Evolution Man [3-1-1]
BOY is angry!
BOY wants to fight!
Oh… A wittle boy wants to play
wid me... How cute!
EVOLUMAN is taunting BOY!
BOY is angry!
Wittle boy is going to devolve!
Yes!
EVOLUMAN used DEVOLUTION!
What? BOY is devolving!
BOY devolved into BABY!
Aww… What a cute widdle baby!
BABY is angry!
BABY used CRY!
Awww… Want your wittle bottle?
Here’s Da Evolution Bottle for you, widdle baby!
EVOLUMAN handed BABY DA EVOLUBOTTLE!
What? BABY is evolving!
It makes him evolve?!
I thought it was just a baby bottle!
Actually, make THAT – What? BABY is warp-evolving!
Warp-evolving??? That sounds like some dumb old Digimon
thing! *Shiver*
BABY warp-evolved into MEGA MAN CATCHER Z TURBO!
That sounds like Dragon Ball Z!
*Shake*
MEGA MAN CATCHER Z TURBO was renamed MCZ!
MC squared?
No! Not 2, but Z!
Or, not 2, but Z!
Odd…
MCZ is in a blinding rage!
That’s it – I’m getting outta
here!
Can’t escape!
Hey!
MCZ used TURBO THUNDER!
EVOLUMAN is unaffected!
Hah ha ha! I am invincible!
MCZ used TURBO PUNCH!
EVOLUMAN fainted!
MCZ wins!
MCZ: YEAH!!!
BattleFic
Part 1: MCZ’S Rampage June 10, 2000
Setting: Emerald Version
Player: Man
Catcher/MCZ [3-1-1]
A menacing figure was standing
on a deserted highway. The figure cackled softly to itself, triggering the
narrator to boom out,
MCZ cackles!
Vwahahaha…
“Vwahahaha…” said MCZ
again. He had been a Pokémon trainer, but instead if training Pokémon, MCZ
trained men. His sister, Girl Catcher, trained women. MCZ was in
deep trouble when the narrator made him devolve from Man Catcher, his original
evolution, to Man. Man then proceeded to be tricked by a shadowy figure, which
was really,
SHADOWY FIGURE removed SHADOW!
SHADOWY FIGURE was really EVOLUMAN!
Da Evolution Man. Da Evolution
Man decided to devolve Man into Baby, but then,
EVOLUMAN handed BABY DA EVOLUBOTTLE!
What? BABY is warp-evolving!
BABY warp-evolved into MCZ!
Baby became MCZ. But
MCZ still hungered for his revenge on Evoluman for taunting him. He
had an evil plan to eliminate the one he hates. MCZ planned to
ambush Da Evolution Man when he went to the general store to buy TNT. MCZ
was baffled by why Evoluman wanted TNT, but he didn’t care. Then MCZ
saw something on the horizon.
MCZ spots EVOLUMAN!
EVOLUMAN is heading towards STORE!
MCZ picked up his
explosives. “Heh heh heh…”
MCZ used EXPLOSION!
The attack missed!
It kept on going and hit JOHN!
Now MCZ was in
trouble. Big trouble. Evoluman just retrieved his TNT and went to watch the
next battle.
BattleFic
Part 2: Big Trouble June
10, 2000
Setting: Emerald Version
Player: John
the Lab Guy [3-0-1]
MCZ was in big
trouble. He had tried to ambush Da Evolution Man, but unfortunately, he missed.
And it hit John the Lab Guy, an old ex-tyrant who could easily get his
way. “Why’d
you throw that at me?”
What was that for?
MCZ apologizes!
JOHN is unmoved!
John lifted up a Pokéball, and
hurled it through the air.
Go, FRANKENSTEIN!
MCZ sent out MCZ!
MCZ was quite
frightened now, but with a boost of fake courage, he used his turbo punch
attack.
MCZ used TURBO PUNCH!
Attack missed!
Too bad, buddy!
MCZ is afraid! Very afraid!
FRANKENSTEIN is getting pumped!
Frankenstein released a burst of
powerful energy, towards MCZ.
FRANKENSTEIN used ENERGY BLAST!
Attack missed!
EVOLUMAN’S TNT was hit!
Poor Evolution Man’s TNT blew up
in a blast, fainting both him and John.
EVOLUMAN fainted!
JOHN fainted!
MCZ wins!
Battle #38:
Like, Totally! June
10, 2000
Setting: Old City 0% /Dude Place 100% /Anime
0%
Player: Radical Rob [0-0-0]
I’ll just, like, sit down and
read the, like, newspaper.
RADROB is reading NEWSPAPER!
Whoa! Some, like, evil dude is,
like, on the loose! Totally, like, bad!
The EVILDUDE is MCZ!
Like, totally man! I like, knew!
RADROB, like, knew!
Yeah, and I’m, like, cool!
RADROB is, like, cool!
Like, stop that, man!
NARRATOR says like, OKAY!
To the business, of like, this MCZ
dude…
I haven’t, like, heard of a,
like, evil dude since that totally evil tyrant!
I like, ought to, like, help!
NARRATOR worriedly says NO!
No, dude?
NO!
Like, totally fine! Dudical! I’ll
just, like, watch TV!
NARRATOR says GOOD!
Totally cool, man!
NARRATOR breathes a SIGH of RELIEF!
Hey look! It’s a like, dudical
guitar dude on, like, TV!
NARRATOR can’t stand that, like, dudical TALK!
What? NARRATOR is like, totally talking, like, dudical!
AGHHHHH!
NARRATOR fainted!
RADROB became RADNARRRATOR!
Like, dudical!
Battle #39:
Foiled Again June
14, 2000
Setting: Absolute Zero 0% /Emerald
Version 100% /Anime 0%
Player: Superguy [0-0-0]
SPEAKER: SUPERGUY! We need your help!
Wheb wib uuh ges ib froo uur head
dat I cabt tawk wite?!?
LIKE, TRANSLATION: When will you get it through your head that I can’t talk right?!?
SUPERPANCAKE, like, can’t TALK right!
Uuh gob dat wite!
RADNARRATOR is annoyed by the, like, WEIRD TALK!
RADNARRATOR, like, decided that SUPERPANCAKE is, like, devolving!
SUPERPANCAKE devolved into, like, SUPERGUY!
Whew!
SUPERGUY is like, relieved!
SPEAKER: SUPERGUY! We really need your help!
I can’t help you! I’m just an
actor!
SPEAKER: But Superguy! We NEED your help!
Oh well... What do you need?
SPEAKER: Your help!
I know that…
But what help?
SPEAKER: Okay… Listen…
SPEAKER tells things to SUPERGUY!
SPEAKER: The tyrant’s name is MCZ…
To be continued…
Battle #40:
Chaos at the Pet Store June
14, 2000
Setting: Absolute Zero 0% /Pet
Store 100% /Anime 0%
Player: Farmer [0-0-0]
FARMER is at PET STORE!
So, pet store man, we meet again.
PET STORE OWNER: Yes, I guess so.
Have your dumb animals grown any
levels? Ha ha ha!
PSO: Grrr!
PSO wants to fight!
PSO sent out BOA CONSTRICTOR!
FARMER sent out COW!
Cow, use your moo attack!
COW used MOO!
One hit KO!
BOA CONSTRICTOR fainted!
Yes!
PSO sent out PARROT!
PARROT used BLABBERMOUTH!
PARROT: Polly want a cracker?
COW: Who the heck is Polly?!
COW is confused!
OH NO!
COW hurt itself in its confusion!
COW used COWPIE!
PARROT can’t BREATH!
PARROT fainted!
PSO: Now I’m mad! Go, Superdog!!
PSO sent out SUPERDOG!
SUPERDOG used STEAK-FOR-DINNER!
That doesn’t sound good…
COW fainted!
Nooooooooooooo!
SUPERDOG ate!
SUPERDOG’S HP greatly rose!
FARMER sent out PIG!
SUPERDOG used PORK-FOR-DINNER!
Not again!
PIG fainted!
SUPERDOG ate!
SUPERDOG is too fat to move!
It may not attack!
FARMER sent out HORSE!
SUPERDOG can’t move!
HORSE used MEGA KICK!
SUPERDOG fainted!
Victory to FARMER!
Yeah!!