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In some
new story arcs, a pre-teen named Billy Bob gets in some trouble at school, a
couple Chinese food lovers get in a fight, and two car drivers battle.
Continuing the MCZ epic, Superguy tries to invade the Z’s
stronghold, Castle Z. He’s unlucky, however. Read this installment of Emerald
Version! Don’t miss it!
Battle #41:
Lunch Attack June
14, 2000
Setting: Game 0% /School Cafeteria 100% /Anime 0%
Player: Billy Bob [0-0-0]
I want to eat lunch.
LUNCH wants to fight!
Huh?
LUNCH sent out GO-GURT!
What the heck is that?
GO-GURT! The GRAB and GO Yogurt! From Yoplait!
GO-GURT used SMOTHER ATTACK!
BILLYBOB is covered with YOGURT!
Eeeew!!!
LUNCH withdrew GO-GURT!
LUNCH sent out SANDWICH!
SANDWICH used KAMIKAZI!
SANDWICH went flying at BILLYBOB'S HEAD!
SANDWICH fainted!
BILLYBOB fainted!
LUNCH sent out NAPKIN!
TEACHERS swarmed about the AREA!
TEACHER sent out PENCIL!
PENCIL used LEAD POWDER!
NAPKIN is badly poisoned!
NAPKIN fainted!
LUNCH sent out APPLE!
PENCIL used SLICE!
APPLE was cut in HALF!
SEEDS fell out!
What? SEEDS are evolving!
SEEDS evolved into TREE!
TREE used APPLE SHOWER!
APPLES smashed on PENCIL!
PENCIL fainted!
TEACHER sent out SOCIAL STUDIES TEXTBOOK!
SSTEXTBOOK used SLAM!
TREE is hurt!
TREE used APPLE SHOWER!
SSTEXTBOOK fainted!
TEACHER blacked out!
LUNCH wins!
Battle #42:
Hospitalized June
14, 2000
Setting: Game 0% /Hospital 100% /Anime
0%
Player: Billy Bob [0-1-0]
BILLYBOB is at HOSPITAL for INJURIES from SANDWICH KAMIKAZI!
DR. DOCTOR is taking URINE SAMPLE!
What the heck are you doing, Doc?
BILLYBOB wants to fight!
DR. DOCTOR sent out PRESCRIPTION!
That medicine tastes awful!
BILLYBOB used RIP!
PRESCRIPTION was ripped up!
PRESCRIPTION fainted!
DR. DOCTOR is angry!
DR. DOCTOR sent out FLU SHOT!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
FLU SHOT used SHOT!
BILLYBOB is in critical condition!
BILLYBOB used THRASH!
BILLYBOB is thrashing about!
Take that!!
FLU SHOT fainted!
DR. DOCTOR sent out INSTRUMENT!
INSTRUMENT used SURGERY!
BILLYBOB’S brain was removed!
BILLYBOB is brainless!
Duh…
It hurt itself in its brainlessness!
BILLYBOB fainted!
DR. DOCTOR wins!
Battle #43: Chinese
Food Confusion June
16, 2000
Setting: Absolute Zero 0% /China
100% /Anime 0%
Player: Mister Szechuan [0-0-0]
This is good Moo Shoo pork.
SZECHUAN likes MOOSHOO!
MISTER HUNAN prefers DUMPLINGS!
Oh yeah, Mr. Hunan?
SZECHUAN wants to fight!
HUNAN wants to fight!
Go, Moo Shoo!
SZECHUAN sent out MOOSHOO!
HUNAN sent out DUMPLING!
Moo Shoo! Use spicy attack!
MOOSHOO used SPICY!
MOOSHOO is SPICY!
So is DUMPLING!
DUMPLING and MOOSHOO fainted of over-spiciness!
GRRR! I, the honorable Mr.
Szechuan, am mad!
Go, SZECHUAN!
HUNAN sent out HUNAN!
SZECHUAN used STRANGLE ATTACK!
HUNAN was STRANGLED!
HUNAN fought back!
MISTER CANTONESE appeared!
What do you want?
CANTONESE says do not FIGHT!
SZECHUAN ignores CANTONESE!
Bah!
CANTONESE sent out LOMEIN!
Die!!!
SZECHUAN used EAT!
LOMEIN fainted!
Hah!
CANTONESE used CHOPSTICK!
SZECHUAN was CHOPPED!
HUNAN was STICKED!
Aughhhhh!
SZECHUAN and HUNAN are in critical condition!
SZECHUAN sent out HOT’N’SOUR SOUP!
H&S SOUP used SOUP STRIKE!
CANTONESE is drenched!
Hehehe! Face the wrath of Mr.
Szechuan!
CANTONESE sent out MOO GOO GI PAN!
MGGP used SPLATTER!
HUNAN is covered with CHINESE FOOD!
HUNAN fainted!
CANTONESE is happy!
Now…
H&S SOUP used POUR!
CANTONESE is completely covered with SOUP!
CANTONESE drowned!
SZECHUAN wins!
Yes!
Battle #44:
Castle Z June 25,
2000
Setting: Absolute Zero 0% /Castle
Z 100% /Anime 0%
Player: Superguy [0-0-0]
SUPERGUY is invading CASTLE Z!
Shhhh! Don’t blurt it out so loudly, blabbermouth!
RADNARRATOR is mad!
RADNARRATOR: Hey, MCZ! There’s a guy in your castle!
Noooooo!
Here, if I give you this 400,000,000 ¥, will you stop?!
RADNARRATOR, like, would…
But RADNARRATOR can’t take back what he said!
Just put him to sleep!
Uh… MCZ is fast asleep!
Thank you!
SUPERGUY reads SIGN!
TRAINER TIPS: Don’t run into Castle Z when MCZ is in a bad mood!
That was quite… Helpful… I think…
Hey look! It’s the Z himself! Pathetic!
TRAINER TIPS: Don’t insult MCZ, whatever you do!
Shaddap!
TRAINER TIPS: Stop insulting the trainer tips!
Just shut your trap, okay?
SIGN is angry!
SIGN wants to fight!
Oh yeah?
SIGN sent out TRAINER TIPS!
Go, utility thingy!
SUPERGUY sent out UTILITYTHING!
Use your seismic smash!
UTILITYTHING used SEISMASH!
TRAINER TIPS: Don’t get in the way when a utility thingy used seismash!
TRAINER TIPS are annoying!
TRAINER TIPS were killed by RADNARRATOR!
Yeah, oh yeah!
SIGN has no more usable Pokémon!
SIGN blacked out!
SUPERGUY wins!
That was an eventful entrance.
MCZ woke up!
MCZ is angry!
Oh no!
BattleFic
Part 3: Another Victim. June
25, 2000
Setting: Castle Z
Player:
Superguy [1-2-1]
MCZ was not happy.
While he was taking his nap, mysteriously earlier than usual, a man in a cape
fighting signs around his castle awakened the Z. The Z was quite angry with
this.
MCZ is angry!
That’s what I said. Anyway, MCZ
was angry,
MCZ is angry!
Right… And he wanted to teach
the wanna-be superhero a lesson.
MCZ wants to fight!
MCZ sent out MCZ!
Uh…
I couldn’t have said it better
myself. MCZ jumped out with a snap. “What?” asked Superguy, confused.
SUPERGUY is confused!
Noooooooo!
SUPERGUY hurt itself in its confusion!
SUPERGUY is in critical condition!
Now, faster than light, Superguy
was already losing to the great Z. Turbo Man Catcher Z was certainly a rough
opponent.
FICNARRATOR is afraid of MCZ!
I am not! Anyway, Superguy fell
down, unconscious.
SUPERGUY fainted!
MCZ brought SUPERGUY to PRISON Z!
MCZ wins!
And the Z won again.
Battle #45:
Car Conflict June
25, 2000
Setting: Game 0% /Ho-oh Highway 100% /Anime 0%
Player: Mercedes Man [0-0-0]
La la la…
MERC.MAN is driving on HO-OH HIGHWAY!
Yes, I know.
MERC.MAN sees CARGUY!
Ha hah. Look at that pathetic
little car!!!
CARGUY is angry!
CARGUY wants to fight!
Go, Mercedes!
MERC.MAN sent out MERCEDES!
CARGUY sent out HYUNDAI!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
What a lame car!!!!
MERC.MAN is laughing!
Mercedes, use your exhaust pipe!
MERCEDES used EXHAUST PIPE!
HYUNDAI is EXHAUSTED!
Heh heh heh…
HYUNDAI used HEADLIGHT!
HYUNDAI hit MERCEDES on the HEAD!
MERCEDES has no HEAD! MERCEDES is a CAR!
No effect!
Yahoo!
Okay, use your tire!
MERCEDES used TIRE!
HYUNDAI was TIRED out!
HYUNDAI fainted!
MERC.MAN wins!
Wahoo!