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Here, the
Burglar tries to organize a resistance to the tyrant MCZ, but he goes down in
Castle Z just like Superguy. Then, a new trainer, Dash Kvetchum, goes into
battles to win all eight badges. He completes the first two gyms here, with his
star Pokémon, Professor Elm. Check these battles out.
Battle #46:
The Rallying June
25, 2000
Setting: Game 0% /Emerald Version 100% /Anime 0%
Player: Burglar [1-1-0]
Okay people, this is da rallyin’
of da Emerald people to defeat da evil tyrant, MCZ.
BILLYBOB nods!
SZECHUAN smiles evilly!
OAK rubs his hands with GLEE!
SUCKER cackles softly!
JOHNNY looks up in ANTICIPATION!
I see ya alls very enthusiastic
about dis rallyin’, people.
PEOPLE are ENTHUSED!
First we’ll take an attendance.
Bobby Bill?
BILLYBOB is angry!
Sorry, Billy Bob.
Mista Sezexchan?
SZECHUAN growls!
Er, Szechuan.
Sucka?
SUCKER is here!
Johnny?
JOHNNY has graced BURGLAR with his PRESENCE!
Yeah, good. Oak?
PROF. OAK is in the building!
Okay, all here, good.
Now here’s da plan.
You, Sexychin,
SZECHUAN rages madly!
Sorry, sorry. Anyhoo, Szechuan
will go over here, where da Z forces do da trainin’ exercises.
Sucka, you lead off over here,
where nobody is apparently camped…
SUCKER laughs menacingly!
You, Billy, you gonna invade
Castle Z, where our ally Superguy is captured by da Z.
BILLYBOB mutters the OK!
You, Oak, ya gotta go and
sabotage the Z’s transportas. Good luck, you’ll need it.
OAK says FINE!
Johnny, you gonna head over to da
store and buy us some helpful weapons. That okay?
JOHNNY will do so!
Okay, move out!
Battle #47:
Thinking Thievery July
1, 2000
Setting: Emerald Version
Player: Burglar [1-1-1]
Now, I gotta sneak into Castle
Z’s main halls. Not like that Billy guy, I need to go to the main part of the
castle. Not an easy task.
BURGLAR is in CASTLE Z!
Thanks for da notice.
You’re WELCOME!
Hey… A glass vase! I’m gonna get
it!
BURGLAR is greedy!
BURGLAR wants to STEAL!
Z POLICE OFFICER appeared!
Eh? What d‘you need, officer?
Z-OFFICER says YOU were trying to STEAL!
Me? No!
(Rename me Innocent.)
BURGLAR was renamed INNOCENT!
I’m just an innocent!
INNOCENT is INNOCENT!
Yeah, I am!
Z-OFFICER isn’t too sure...!
Wanna make something of it?
Z-OFFICER does!
Z-OFFICER wants to fight!
Get ‘em, lockpick!
Get’m, LOCKPICK!
Z-OFFICER used Z!
INNOCENT is confused!
It fainted in its confusion!
Z-OFFICER wins!
Battle #48:
The Journey Begins July
1, 2000
Setting: Mallet Town (Pallet Spin-off)
Player: Dash Kvetchum [0-0-0]
Note: Professor Elm’s text is in Lavender.
DASH is starting his POKéMON JOURNEY!
Yes siree! I am!
PROF. ELM appeared!
Oh, hello Professor Elm, I’m
starting my journey!
Dat’s great, sonny.
….
Aren’t you supposed to give me a Pokémon?
Oh yeah sonny, I’m selling
this swell Pokémon, it’s called Arti-
Oh, Articuno! Hooray!
No, Artichoke!
DASH is confused!
It shook off its confusion!
What other Pokémon do you have?
I have a swell Haunt-
Haunter?
Well, it’s a haunted house, to
be precise.
Jeez, next.
There’s this Ga-
You mean Gastly, right?
No, um, Gay person.
RSACi reminds ELM that GAYPERSON is a LEVEL 3 POKéMON!
LEVEL 3 is the LIMIT for POKéBATTLES!
Uh, fine sonny, no more Gay
person.
Any others, PLEASE?!?
Well sonny, that’s it.
Aiiiiiie!
DASH is angry!
DASH wants to fight!
Go, Pokéball!
Oh no, I forgot, I have no Pokémon!
DASH used POKéBALL!
Never mind, stop!!
PROF. ELM was caught!
Hey, uh…. Cool!
DASH KVETCHUM, POKéMON TRAINER wins!
Battle #49:
The First Gym July
2, 2000
Setting: Commuter City (Pewter Spin-off)
Player: Dash Kvetchum [1-0-0]
Ahh, Commuter City! I must find a
gym!
DASH must find a GYM!
Here it is…
HENRY appeared!
Whoozat?
HENRY is the COMMUTER CITY GYM LEADER!
HENRY: We at the Commuter City Gym use powerful moving and dodging Pokémon! You can’t win!
We’ll see…
HENRY sent out GRAYSON!
Grayson? What’s that?
POKéDEX: GRAYSON. A PEDESTRIAN type Pokémon. Runs like a CHICKEN while flapping its ARMS.
Jeez, this’ll be easy! Elm, get
him!
Go, ELM!
HENRY: Grayson! Run like a chicken!
GRAYSON used CHICKEN RUN!
GRAYSON ran to see CHICKEN RUN! © 2000 DREAMWORKS PICTURES.
GRAYSON is gone!
Whoo-hoo!
ELM gained 103765.5 EXP POINTS!
ELM grew to LV 16!
HENRY sent out TOURIST!
Pokédex?
POKéDEX: TOURIST! A TRAVELER type Pokémon! Uses its BILLIONS of DOLLARS to travel to exotic ISLANDS.
Hmm... Elm, use your info attack!
ELM used INFO!
TOURIST heeded the INFO!
INFO was…FAINT!
TOURIST fainted!
ELM gained .45 EXP POINTS!
ELM grew to LV 97!
What? PROF. ELM is evolving!
PROF. ELM evolved into DR. E!
A doctorate degree! Great!
HENRY is out of usable Pokémon!
HENRY lost to DASH!
DASH got the COMMUTE BADGE!
Yes! I win!!!
DASH KVETCHUM, POKéMON TRAINER wins!!
Battle #50:
Sweet Victory July
2, 2000
Setting: Boolean City (Cerulean Spin-off)
Player: Dash Kvetchum [2-0-0]
Note: Computer text is in Blue.
DASH is in BOOLEAN CITY!
MAXWELL appeared!
The leader?
MAXWELL: Our gym uses powerful computer programming Pokémon! We are invincible!
Hah! Go, Dr. E!
Go, DR. E!
MAXWELL sent out PROG!
POKéDEX: PROG! A PUNTER type Pokémon. It uses virus-like effects to knock Internet users offline.
PROG used PUNT!
DR. E was knocked offline!
What the [PB Edit]?!
DASH was knocked offline!
WEBMASTER was knocked offline!
**Disconnected (Read error to
WEBMASTER.exe)
NORTON ANTI-VIRUS used AUTO-PROTECTä!
WEBMASTER, DR. E, and DASH were LOGGED ON!
WEBMASTER, DR. E, and DASH are ONLINE!
**Dialing number…
**Contacting Network (http://www.pokebattles.com/page12.html)
**Connection established
**Connected
Weird….
Okay Doc E, use your info!
DR. E used INFO!
PROG fashions itself too SMART to heed the INFO!
No effect!
Darnit!
PROG used CHAT MESSAGE!
CHAT MESSAGE is annoying!
DR. E was annoyed!
What other attacks d’you have, Dr. E?
DR. E used SUPER DUPER MEGA HYPER TURBO ULTRA CONVINCING GOOD INFO!
PROG fainted!
DR. E gained .00001 EXP POINTS!
DR. E grew to LV 568!
This Dr. E is a fast growing Pokémon.
MAXWELL sent out eMAX!
Huh, eMax?
POKéDEX: eMAX! A PC-CLONE type Pokémon. It is a CLONE of the GYM LEADER MAXWELL.
Hmm… Dr. E, use something, okay?
DR. E used SOMETHING, OKAY!
eMAX is confused!
eMAX used NOTHING in its confusion!
No effect!
Um… Dr. E, use uh…
DR. E used ONE HIT KO!
One hit KO!
eMAX fainted!
MAXWELL lost to DASH!
DASH got the ONEZERO BADGE!
Yeah!!!!!
DASH KVETCHUM, POKéMON TRAINER wins!
DASH received a TURBO BALL!