Live Tournament #1: Ready to Rumble May 12, 2000
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Battle #1: Ready to Rumble May
12, 2000
Participants:
Flashfire ICQ 47582292
JustAWriter ICQ 73354720
Andrevan ICQ 42744163Contains
Level 2 Language (Moderate Expletives)
<Andrevan> FLASHFIRE,
please enter the arena!
<Flashfire> I'm in the arena – it’s you
that isn’t o.o
<Andrevan> JUSTAWRITER,
please enter the arena!
<JustAWriter> ENTERS THE
ARENA
<Andrevan> ME, please enter
the arena!
<Andrevan> Andrevan enters
the arena
<Flashfire> Who's me?
Heh
<Andrevan> Please select
Pokémon
<Flashfire> Go Neko
<Andrevan> Go, NEKO!
<JustAWriter> Go, KING
DUCK!
<Andrevan> Go, KING DUCK!
<Andrevan> Please attack
<Flashfire> Neko, use
Omae Wo Kisuru (sp)
<JustAWriter> Kingy, use
your Fool Slap!
<Andrevan> KDUCK used FOOL
SLAP!
<Andrevan> KDUCK slapped a
FOOL!
<Andrevan> NEKO is a FOOL!
<Flashfire> She
isn't...she knows Jap..
<Andrevan> NEKO used OMA
WAT THINGY!
<Andrevan> No effect!
<Andrevan> KDUCK is
confused!
<JustAWriter> KDUCK, use
your Ignorance attack!
<Flashfire> Ok...Neko,
use Bliss!
<JustAWriter> Block out
the confusion!
<Andrevan> KDUCK used
IGNORANCE!
<Andrevan> KDUCK became a
FOOL!
<Andrevan> KDUCK forgot
what CONFUSION was!
<Flashfire> o.o - eh?
<Andrevan> NEKO used BLISS!
<Andrevan> Oh, sweet
bliss...
<Andrevan>???????
<Andrevan> NEKO is HAPPY!
<JustAWriter> KDUCK! Use
Ruler of all Attack!!
<Flashfire> Neko, use
Wham!
<Andrevan> KDUCK used RULER
ATTACK!
<Andrevan> KDUCK measured
an ATTACK!
<Flashfire> Hehe
<JustAWriter> Erk... ?
<Andrevan> NEKO used WHAM!
<Andrevan> Attack missed!
<Andrevan> It kept on going
and hit RULER!
<Andrevan> RULER fainted!
<Flashfire> Yay
<JustAWriter> KDUCK, pick
up the faint ruler
<Flashfire> I think
<JustAWriter> and slap
Neko!
<Andrevan> KDUCK picked up RULER!
<Flashfire> Neko, use
TOC!
<Andrevan> KDUCK slapped
NEKO and dropped his RULER!
<JustAWriter> KDUCK! Counter it with TIC!
<Andrevan> It kept on going
and hit KDUCK's FOOT!
<Andrevan> KDUCK fainted!
<JustAWriter> what the...?
<Flashfire> LOL
<Andrevan> Tick tock tick
tock...
<Andrevan> TIME is RUNNING
out!
<Andrevan> 5
<Flashfire> Neko, use
Jap Singing to beat!
<Andrevan> 4
<Andrevan> 3
<JustAWriter> me! Send out JAR JAR BINKS!
<Andrevan> Go, JARJAR!
<JustAWriter> JAR JAR, hit
Neko with one of your blueball things!
<Andrevan> NEKO began
SINGING!
<Andrevan> JARJAR fell
asleep!
<JustAWriter> JAR JAR,
wake up!
<Flashfire> Now Neko,
finish off with Death Stick!
<Andrevan> JARJAR woke up!
<JustAWriter> LOL!!
<Andrevan> NEKO used DEATHSTICK!
<Andrevan> STICK died!
<JustAWriter> he put death
to a stick
<JustAWriter> hee hee hee
<Flashfire> Stick
already was dead o.o
<Flashfire> Pick it up
and do it again
<Andrevan> NEKO did it
AGAIN!
<Flashfire> on that
annoying jar jar thing this time
<JustAWriter> Jar Jar,
it's your turn to sing!
<Andrevan> JARJAR is still
standing!
<Flashfire> Neko, use
ANNOY!
<JustAWriter> heh
<Andrevan> JARJAR used
SING!
<Flashfire> *flashfire
considers using caps lock instead of shift*
<JustAWriter> get on out,
get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
<Andrevan> JARJAR: Mesa jar
jar binks blah blah blah
<JustAWriter> JustAWriter sings along with jar jar
<Andrevan> It's super
annoying!
<Flashfire> Neko,
counter with Jap!
<Andrevan> NEKO was ANNOYED!
<JustAWriter> Jar Jar Come back!!
<JustAWriter> President
Truman, go!
<Andrevan> JAW withdrew
JARJAR!
<Andrevan> Go, PREZTRUMAN!
<JustAWriter> Drop the
Atomic bomb on that Jap!
<Andrevan> NEKO used JAP!
<Flashfire> Er...Neko,
use REVERBERATE!
<Andrevan> NEKO is from
JAP!
<JustAWriter> rats
<JustAWriter> Preztruman,
come back!
<JustAWriter> Go, Jar Jar!
<Andrevan> NEKO used
REVERBERATE!
<Andrevan> NEKO used
REVERBERATE!
<Flashfire> Twice o.o
<Andrevan> NEKO used
REVERBERATE!
<Andrevan> NEKO used
REVERBERATE!
<Andrevan> NEKO used
REVERBERATE!
<Andrevan> NEKO used
REVERBERATE!
<Flashfire> LOL
<JustAWriter> stop that
<JustAWriter> heheheh
<Andrevan> It's super
reverberating!
<Flashfire> All 7
attacks did what?
<JustAWriter> they
reverberated
<JustAWriter> duh
<Andrevan> JAW's ears
SHATTERED!
<Flashfire> *didn't
know that =)_
<JustAWriter> what the...
???
<Andrevan> Go, JARJAR!
<Flashfire> That has to
hurt
<Andrevan> Please attack!
<JustAWriter> Jar Jar,
slap Neko with your ears!@
<Flashfire> Neko, use
WASTEBIN!
<Andrevan> JARJAR slapped
WASTEBIN!
<Andrevan> Forces COLLIDE!
<JustAWriter> erk...
<Andrevan> JARJAR got
thrown out!
<JustAWriter> Why??
<Andrevan> JARJAR fainted!
<JustAWriter> That's
it! The narrator is biast!
<Flashfire> YAY!
<Andrevan> Choose a PokNEKO
used REVERBERATE! Biast?
<Andrevan> Whoops
<JustAWriter> er...
<JustAWriter> biased
<Flashfire> lol
<JustAWriter> heh
<Andrevan> Chose a PKMN!
<JustAWriter> choose a
pokNEKO used REVERBERATE!!! ???
<Andrevan> JAW, please send
out a PKMN!
<JustAWriter> I'm sending
out JAW
<JustAWriter> !!!
<Flashfire> He preesed
CTRL+V instead of ALT and E o.o
<JustAWriter> heh
<Andrevan> Go, JAW!
<Flashfire> NEKo, punch
JAW!
<Andrevan> NEKO punched its
JAW!
<JustAWriter> JAW! Eat NEKO!
<Andrevan> NEKO can't
SPEAK!
<Andrevan> JAW ate NEKO!
<Flashfire> NEKO, use
PSYCHIC FORCE BLAST!
<Andrevan> NEKO used
PSYFORCEBLAST!
<Andrevan> Digestive system
exploded!
<JustAWriter> nooo!
<Andrevan> JAW can't EAT!
<Flashfire> He can live
without hearing and eating?
<Andrevan> Please attack!
<Andrevan> You can't talk,
flash
<Flashfire> Neko, use
DISPENSATE!
<Andrevan> Remember?
<JustAWriter> Me! Steal Neko's digestive track and his ears!
<Flashfire>
(Thought-speech then :P)
<Andrevan> NEKO used
DISPENSATE!
<JustAWriter> Me! Put them in myself!
<Andrevan> NEKO began
DISPENSATING!
<Flashfire> (And Neko's
a her btw..)
<Andrevan> JAW regained
body parts!
<JustAWriter> whateva
<Andrevan> NEKO is
disabled!
<JustAWriter> Me! Step on
Neko!
<Andrevan> JAW stepped on
NEKO!
<Flashfire> Uh...Neko,
use Teleport!
<Andrevan> JAW'S feet
SHATTERED!
<JustAWriter> man...
<Andrevan> NEKO used
TELEPORT!
<JustAWriter> Me! Steal Neko's Feet!
<Andrevan> NEKO walked
away!
<JustAWriter> And put them
in me!
<Andrevan> FLASHFIRE, send
out a PKMN!
<Andrevan> NEKO is gone
JAW!
<JustAWriter> bloody...
<Flashfire> UH...go
Jason!
<Andrevan> Go, JASON!
<Andrevan> JASON is
OFFLINE!
<Flashfire> (Flashfire
is resting o.o)
<Andrevan> Choose someone
else!
<Flashfire> (Not THAT
Jason - I'd say so...)
<Andrevan> Fine, Go, JASON!
<Flashfire> Ok...Mozza
go
<Andrevan> Send out MOZZA
or JASON?
<Flashfire> (Another
name for the Jason I know ><)
<Andrevan> Go, MOZZA!
<Andrevan> JAW, attack.
<JustAWriter> Me! Come back!
Go, Level 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mewtwo!
<Flashfire> MOZZA, use
DROOL!
<Andrevan> JAW, return!
<JustAWriter> Mewtwo! Use SUPERNOVA!!!
<Andrevan> MOZZA is
DROOLING!
<Flashfire> O_O
<JustAWriter> heheheh
<Andrevan> It's super
disgusting!
<Flashfire> MOZZA use
GORMLESS!
<JustAWriter> MEWTWO
<Andrevan> Go, LV*MEWTWO!
<JustAWriter> USE
SUPERNOVA!!
<Andrevan> MOZZA used
GORMLESS!
<Andrevan> No effect!
<JustAWriter> dingit, let
me go!
<Andrevan> MEWTWO used
SUPERNOVA!
<Andrevan> NOVA is SUPER!
<Andrevan> SUPERNOVA to the
RESCUE!
<Flashfire> lol
<JustAWriter> SUPERNOVA,
beat up Mozza!
<Flashfire> MOZZA use
SCORE!
<JustAWriter> or
somethin...
<Andrevan> MOZZA was
INTIMIDATED!
<Andrevan> MOZZA used
SCORE!
<JustAWriter> what is
mozza?
<Andrevan> 10-10 MOZZA!
<Andrevan> TIE GAME!
<Flashfire> (MOZZA is
someone I know ^_^;;)
<JustAWriter> SUPERNOVA,
MEWTWO, combine your powers and use WIN GAME!
<Andrevan> SUPERNOVA beat
up MOZZA for tieing the GAME!
<Flashfire> MOZZA, use
INCREDIBLY LUCKY GOAL from 30 YARDS in THICK FOG!
<Andrevan> SUPERNOVA and
MOZZA are running around in THICK FOG!
<Andrevan> MEWTWO is
running TOO!
<Flashfire> (It's true
I tell you ^^;;)
<JustAWriter> SUPERNOVA,
STEAL THE BALL AND SCORE!
<Andrevan> SUPERNOVA stole
the BALL!
<Flashfire> MOZZA, EAT
the ball and run into their net!
<JustAWriter> KICK IT IN
THE GOAL!
<Andrevan> SUPERNOVA won
the GAME!
<JustAWriter> I
wiiiiiiiiiiiinnn!
<Andrevan> MOZZA lost to
SUPERNOVA!
<Flashfire> Not the
battle though
<Andrevan> MOZZA fainted!
<JustAWriter> SUPERNOVA,
Taunt the fainted Mozza!
<Andrevan> Fine, choose
another PKMN
<JustAWriter> JustAWriter
SLIPS A FIFTY IN ANDRE'S POCKET
<Flashfire> HEhe - Go
Raichu (He WILL get a battle)
<Andrevan> Wow thanks!
<Andrevan> Go, RAICHU!
<Flashfire> Raichu, use
Psysonic!
<JustAWriter> MEWTWO,
SUPERNOVA, combine your powers and form a big rock!
<Andrevan> RAICHU used
PSYSONIC!
<Andrevan> RAICHU looks at
you FUNNY!
<JustAWriter> BIG ROCK,
Start rolling towards Raichu!
<Andrevan> SUPERNOVA ran
away at the sound of GO!
<Andrevan> BIG ROCK
appeared!
<Andrevan> MEWTWO got
aboard ROCK!
<Flashfire> Raichu, use
and dive aside!
<Andrevan> ROCK is ROLLING!
<Flashfire> ^use
<Andrevan> MEWTWO is
singing ROCK&ROLL!
<JustAWriter> ROCK, change
direction and crush RAICHU!!!
<Andrevan> RAICHU and
RAICHU fell ASLEEP!
<JustAWriter> two raichus?
<Flashfire> Raichu, put
My HEADSET on and listen to Jap ?
<Andrevan> Err... RAICHU
and FLASHFIRE!
<Flashfire> zz
<Andrevan> RAICHU is
asleep!
<Flashfire> (Drat..)
<JustAWriter> what is
JAP???
<Andrevan> Japanese junk
<Flashfire> (^keeps
mewaning to say JAP MUSIC o.o)
<Flashfire> (Mew aning
o.o?
<Andrevan> MEWTWO is still
SINGING!
<Andrevan> MEWTWO is out of
BREATH!
<JustAWriter> MEWTWO,
do... stuff
<Flashfire> (Uhh...I'm
asleRaichu use WAKE UP?)
<Andrevan> MEWTWO did
STUFF!
<JustAWriter> ROCK, try to
roll over the sleeping FlashFire!
<Andrevan> MEWTWO wok up
RAICHU!
<Andrevan> ROCK rolled on
FLASHFIRE!
<Flashfire> Raichu, use
THUNDER!
<Flashfire> (and WAKE
ME UP!)
<JustAWriter> flash can't
give any commands
<JustAWriter> I crushed
him
<JustAWriter> with my big rock
<Andrevan> FLASHFIRE is
singing ROCK&ROLL in his SLEEP!
<JustAWriter> heehee
<Flashfire> (I am?)
<Andrevan> With a ROCK on
him!
<Andrevan> Fine, JAP
ROCK&ROLL!
<Flashfire> (ROLL away,
dumb rock ^_^;;)
<Andrevan> JAW, please
attack.
<JustAWriter> I dunno
<Andrevan> FLASHFIRE is
mumbling about ALLSTARS!
<JustAWriter> how can I
kill raichu?
<JustAWriter> and
flashfire?
<Andrevan> Don't ask ME!
<Flashfire> (Ask me
instead..)
<JustAWriter> uhh...
<Flashfire> (First you
wake me up then you stand and do nothing...)
<Andrevan> FLASHFIRE is
saying to hit ME one more TIME!
<Flashfire> (Oh boy..)
<Andrevan> FLASHFIRE is
DELIRIOUS!
<JustAWriter> ROCK! Crush the evil Britney Spears!
<Flashfire> (Please
do?)
<Andrevan> ROCK crushed BRITNEY!
<Andrevan> BRITNEY fainted!
<JustAWriter> ROCK! Now Crush Flash!
<Andrevan> FLASHFIRE wok up with JOY!
<Andrevan> ROCK used FLASH!
<Andrevan> ROCK crushed the
attack!
<JustAWriter> ROCK! Destroy Flame Version!
<Flashfire>
Right...Raichu, use Quick Kick on Mewtwo
<Flashfire> Me, use
KILL JAW for SAYING THAT!
<Andrevan> FLAMEVERSION was
HACKED!
<Flashfire> Me, use
CHANGEPASSWORD1
<Flashfire> ^!
<Andrevan> RAICHU kicked
MEWTWO quickly!
<Andrevan> We're sorry,
you're call did not go through. Please hang up and try your call again.
<Flashfire> LOL
<Andrevan> Please attack
<Andrevan> FLAMEVERSION
fainted!
<Flashfire> Raichu, use
ELECTRODE on JAW
<Andrevan> RAICHU used
ELECTRODE!
<Andrevan> Wild ELECTRODE
appeared!
<JustAWriter> ROCK! Now use ELECTRODE on FLASH!
<Flashfire> *flashfire
swears in japanese repeatedly*
<Andrevan> ROCK threw
ELECTRODE at FLASHFIRE!
<Flashfire> Er...Me,
use TENNISRACKET!
<Flashfire> Hit it
back!
<Andrevan> FLASHFIRE used
TENNISRACKET!
<Andrevan> Oh! A master
stroke!
<Flashfire> lol
<Andrevan> ELECTRODE is
flying toward JAW!
<JustAWriter> ROCK! Hit it back!
<Andrevan> Errr.. ROCK!
<Andrevan> ROCK hit it
BACK!
<Andrevan> ROCK got a date!
<Flashfire> ME, hit it
back towards JAW!
<JustAWriter> Uhh...
<Flashfire> heh
<JustAWriter> Rock got a
date??
<Andrevan> ROCK and
ELECTRODE went to DINER!
<Andrevan> Go, JAW!
<Andrevan> Please attack
<JustAWriter> no way....
<JustAWriter> JAW, use
your scribble attack!
<Andrevan> JAW is
PESSIMISTIC!
<Andrevan> JAW used
SCRIBBLE!
<Flashfire> Raichu, use
Electric Chair!
<Andrevan> JAW scribbled
all over FLASHFIRE!
<JustAWriter> JAW, Laugh
at the idiotic looking Flash!
<Flashfire> Heey..
<Andrevan> RAICHU committed
a CRIME!
<JustAWriter> hehe
<JustAWriter> no offense
<Flashfire> Me, use
FIREBALL RAGE on JAW for doing that!
<Andrevan> You have the
right to remain silent blah
<Flashfire> None
taken...but kop this all the same...
<Andrevan> FLASHFIRE used
FIREBALL RAGE!
<Andrevan> FIREBALL raged AWAY!
<JustAWriter> JAW! Use
your Fiction attack! Transport Flash into a world of dragons and wizards!!
<Andrevan> RAICHU is in
ELECTRIC CHAIR!~
<JustAWriter> I could go
for some Ice Cream right now
<Flashfire> Raichu, use
Electric Chair on JAW!
<Andrevan> JAW wrote a
STORY!
<Andrevan> About ICE CREAM!
<JustAWriter> no!
<Flashfire> Heh
<JustAWriter> About
dragons and wizards!
<Andrevan> FLASHFIRE got an
ICE CREAM CONE!
<Andrevan> RAICHU committed
a CRIMINAL OFFENSE!
<JustAWriter> JustAWriter Lets
out a tribal scream and tackles FLASHFIRE
<Andrevan> RAICHU fainted!
<JustAWriter>
MIIIIINNNEEEE!!!!
<Andrevan> JAW used TACKLE!
<Andrevan> FLASHFIRE
fainted!
<Andrevan> JAW wins!
<Flashfire> Ow..
<Andrevan> Hey, thanks
for the fifty, JAW
<JustAWriter> No prob
<Flashfire> HEAD NARRATOR
walked IN!
<Flashfire> HEAD NARRATOR
saw that MATCH was WON by BRIBERY!
<Andrevan> I'm the head
narrator round here!
<Flashfire> HEAD NARRATOR
declared MATCH void!
<JustAWriter> o_O
<Andrevan> What?
<Flashfire>: P
<Andrevan> Do I get to
keep the fifty?