Live Tournament #2: Evolution Crisis  May 26, 2000
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Battle #2: Evolution Crisis May 26,
2000
Participants: 
Flashfire ICQ 47582292
OddLani ICQ 58941592
Wakuseino ICQ 53774268Contains L
Orange Webmaster ICQ 53160978Co
Andrevan ICQ 42744163Contains Level 2 Language (Moderate Expletives)
 
 
<Orange Webmaster> Ever1's here?
Great...
<Flashfire>
Wb everyone 
<Wakuseino>
well, we have everyone but the one. 
<Wakuseino>
DoubleD 
<Orange Webmaster> Andrevan.. I
believe this is your War…
<Andrevan>
Okay, despite the messed up ICQ chat thingy, we're all here 
<Orange Webmaster> He's not
online...
<Andrevan>
Red it is--Let's go! 
<Wakuseino>
Great.... hmm... how does this look... 
<Wakuseino>
bad. very bad. 
<Wakuseino>
oh well. 
<Flashfire>
Heh 
<Orange Webmaster> Flashfire! Lani!
Burning Dead?! Enter the arena!
<Wakuseino>
Back to normal. 
<Flashfire>
I'm in there already..I think 
<Andrevan>
Unless  we get more ppl, I'll narrate
for now 
<Orange Webmaster> kewl..
<Wakuseino>
ok, here. I've come here to get the other 650 Pokmon... 
<Andrevan>
FLASHFIRE wants to fight! 
<Orange Webmaster> Guess I'll sit
back..
<Wakuseino>
hmm... did I get the number right? 
<Andrevan>
BURNING DEAD wants to fight! 
<Flashfire>
There's 251 at the moment I think.. 
<OddLani>
I'd like to fight too 
<Andrevan>
LANI wants to fight! 
<Wakuseino>
don't forget tree.... 
<Wakuseino>
then the doompuff.... 
<Flashfire>
Oh, like that..Hmm..New ones added almost every day..heh 
<Wakuseino>
then all evolutions and evolutions. 
<Wakuseino>
err.... devolutions 
<OddLani>
devolutions too 
<Andrevan>
*PLEASE HALT CHAT AT THIS TIME* 
<Andrevan>
ONLINE WAR!!! 
<Wakuseino>
... 
<OddLani>
How many Pokemon,Narrator guy? 
<Andrevan>
2 per fighter, then yourself 
<Wakuseino>
what.......... 
<OddLani>
Gotcha 
<Andrevan>
Please sent out your PKMN 
<Wakuseino>
ok then. Good thing, because that's all I have. 
<Wakuseino>
umm.... go... Yggdrasil! 
<OddLani>
Go,Evil PikaPuff! 
<Flashfire>
Go........Raichu o.o 
<Andrevan>
BURNING DEAD sent out Y-WHATSIT! 
<Andrevan>
FLASH sent out RAICHU! 
<Wakuseino>
Yggdrasil, use your legendary falll attack. 
<Orange Webmaster> You mean,
Yggdrasil!
<Andrevan>
LANI sent out PIKAPUFF! 
<OddLani>
Evil Pika,use destroy! 
<Wakuseino>
Yggdrasil. a tree of norse mythology. 
<Andrevan>
YGGDRASIL used LEGENDARY FALL! 
<Flashfire>
*tracks Norse back...owch my head.. 
<Andrevan>
Y-THING fell on a LEGEND! 
<Andrevan>
No effect! 
<Wakuseino>
... 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF used DESTROY! 
<Wakuseino>
it was already a legend, wasn't it? 
<Andrevan>
NARRATOR'S RADIO was destroyed! 
<Wakuseino>
umm... Yggdrasil, drop apples on the destruction. 
<Andrevan>
Hey.. I was listening to that 
<OddLani>
Oops 
<Wakuseino>
uhh... 
<Andrevan>
Y-THINGIE used APPLEDROP! 
<Wakuseino>  
<Flashfire>
Mine still works ^^ 
<Orange Webmaster> So was
CO-NARRATOR!
<OddLani>
Pikapuff,use SONG OF DEATH! 
<Wakuseino>
forget that, Yggdrasil... 
<Andrevan>
NARRATOR'S RADIO was TRASHED! 
<Wakuseino>
Yggdrasil, return! 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF used SONG OF DEATH! 
<Andrevan>
SONG died! 
<Andrevan>
Y-THING was withdrawn! 
<Wakuseino>
go.... Aquack! 
<Andrevan>
Go, AQUACK! 
<Wakuseino>
Aquack, use Yet Another Stupid Death on PIkapuff! 
<OddLani>
Pikapuff,try EAT on Raichu 
<Andrevan>
NARRATOR bought a new RADIO! 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF used EAT! 
<Flashfire>
Uh..Raichu, Thundershock the annoying Pikapuff 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU's HAPPY MEAL was eaten! 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU used THUNDERSHOCK! 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF is angry! 
<Wakuseino>
oy... if only this thing had short name attacks, I would be able to do
something. 
<Andrevan>
AQUACK used STUPID DEATH! 
<Flashfire>
You got the Happy Meal - be HAPPY :-) 
<Andrevan>
DEATH in HORROR MOVIE was really STUPID! 
<Wakuseino>
... 
<Wakuseino>
hmm... 
<OddLani>
PIKAPUFF,return! Go! COMMERCIAL! 
<Andrevan>
SISKEL and EBERT used THUMBS DOWN! 
<Andrevan>
MOVIE fainted! 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF was withdrawn! 
<Orange Webmaster> FLASHFIRE forgot
the "don't worry," part!
<Wakuseino>
uhh... Aquack, use Ultra Critical Miss on Raichu! 
<Andrevan>
Go, COMMERCIAL! 
<Flashfire>
I know it exists though ^^ 
<Andrevan>
AQUACK used ULTRA MISS! 
<Andrevan>
Attack missed! 
<Wakuseino>
... 
<Andrevan>
Heheh 
<Wakuseino>
hey, you forgot the critical part... 
<Flashfire>
I think it was destined to... 
<Wakuseino>
that thing's powerful if it hits. 
<Andrevan>
FLASHFIRE used COMMENT! 
<OddLani>
COMMERCIAL,use JEEP! 
<Andrevan>
FLASHFIRE is COMMENTING! 
<Wakuseino>
ahh!!! 
<Andrevan>
COMMERCIAL used JEEP! 
<Wakuseino>
Aquack! use ... Magma! 
<Andrevan>
COMMERCIAL drove away in a JEEP! 
<OddLani>
Drat! 
<Andrevan>
Next Pokémon 
<Andrevan>
AQUACK used MAGMA! 
<OddLani>
Evil PIKAPUFF! Go! 
<Andrevan>
A nearby VOLCANO erupted! 
<Andrevan>
No effect! 
<Wakuseino>
... 
<Andrevan>
Go, PIKAPUFF! 
<Wakuseino>
umm... Aquack, use Curse Amulet of Life Saving. 
<Flashfire>
Raichu, use Anaphylactic Shock on the Pikapuff 
<Andrevan>
AQUACK used AMULET! 
<Wakuseino>
that should do something dangerous... 
<OddLani>
Pika,use some really long named super powerful attack that doesn't really exist
<Andrevan>
AMULET'S life was saved! 
<Andrevan>
Then cursed! 
<Wakuseino>
... 
<Wakuseino>
...... 
<Wakuseino>
oy..... 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF used LONG NAME ATTACK! 
<Wakuseino>
return Aquack! go Yggdrasil! 
<Andrevan>
LANI's EARS are in critical condition! 
<Andrevan>
Go, YGGDRASIL! 
<OddLani>
OW! 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU used ANAWHATSIT SHOCK! 
<Wakuseino>
Yggdrasil, since your treely powers aren't working here.... 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF is shocked! 
<Orange Webmaster> What, Lani?
<OddLani>
My ears hurt 
<Wakuseino>
use roots on Raichu. 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF can't believe it! 
<Andrevan>
YGGDRASIL used ROOTS! 
<OddLani>
Pika,use try EAT 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU discovered his ROOTS! 
<Wakuseino>
... 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU ran off to find his GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER! 
<Wakuseino>
Yes!!!!! 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF used EAT! 
<Flashfire>
Aie.. 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF ate RAICHU's GRANDAD! 
<Wakuseino>
................. 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU is super angry! 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU came back to the battle! 
<Flashfire>
Raichu, come back here and get annoyed at Pikapuff! Heh - that already
happened... 
<Wakuseino>
I have an Idea! 
<OddLani>
EAT Raichu this time! 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU used ANNOYED! 
<Wakuseino>
Yggdrasil! Use .......................................! 
<Flashfire>
Raichu, kick the Pikapuff.. 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF became ANNOYED! 
<Andrevan>
YGGDRASIL used ..... 
<Andrevan>
.... 
<Andrevan>
.. 
<Andrevan>
. 
<Andrevan>
. 
<Andrevan>
. 
<Andrevan>
. 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU used KICK! 
<Wakuseino>
Ok then.... 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU got a KICK out of PIKAPUFF's puny STATE! 
<Wakuseino>
that did a lot... 
<OddLani>
PIKAPUFF,use Rage! 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF used EAT on RAICHU! 
<Wakuseino>
except muting the narrator for a minute.... 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF used RAGE! 
<Flashfire>
Two at once? o_O 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF ate its RAGE by accident! 
<Andrevan>
heh 
<OddLani>
Oops 
<Wakuseino>
umm... Yggdrasil! Pikapuff has eaten your kind for centuries! 
<Flashfire>
Hehe 
<Andrevan>
YGGDRASIL is hyped up! 
<Wakuseino>
You must punish it for its sins! 
<Andrevan>
YGGDRASIL is awaiting orders! 
<Flashfire>
Go right ahead, Yggdrasil..heh.. 
<Wakuseino>
Yggdrasil, use PUNish! 
<Andrevan>
YGGDRASIL used PUNish! 
<Wakuseino>
oy.... 
<Wakuseino>
bad joke.... 
<Andrevan>
NARRATOR remembered to make a PUN! 
<Andrevan>
The PUN was ISHED! 
<Andrevan>
? 
<Flashfire>
Aie.... 
<Wakuseino>
ok.... Yggdrasil, just use PUNISH then. 
<OddLani>
Um..PIKA try using KICK 
<Andrevan>
YGGDRASIL used PUNISH! 
<Andrevan>
YGGDRASIL didn't do its HOMEWORK! 
<Flashfire>
... 
<Andrevan>
YGGDRASIL was grounded! 
<Wakuseino>
what homework can it do? it's a tree! 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF used KICK! 
<Wakuseino>
uhh... hey,  wait! 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF kicked YGGDRASIL's HOMEWORK away! 
<Wakuseino>
I have a scroll of forgiveness! 
<Andrevan>
YGGDRASIL is no longer GROUNDED! 
<Wakuseino>
Kyahahahaahahaha!!!! 
<Andrevan>
Please attack now 
<Flashfire>
It's a tree - don't the roots make it always grounded? Heh.. 
<Wakuseino>
Yggdrasil, use Harvest Tree! 
<Andrevan>
Good point.. 
<OddLani>
PIKAPUFF,SING! 
<Andrevan>
YGGDRASIL used HARVEST TREE! 
<Andrevan>
YGGDRASIL wished it could go HARVEST, but its a TREE! 
<Wakuseino>
.... 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF used SING! 
<Wakuseino>
umm.... 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF is singing! 
<Wakuseino>
return, Yggdrasil! go me! 
<Andrevan>
LANI fell asleep! 
<Wakuseino>
heh. 
<OddLani>
ZZZZZ 
<Andrevan>
Go, BURNING DEAD! 
<Wakuseino>
Flaming Pokball! 
<Andrevan>
You can talk in parenthesis, you know 
<Wakuseino>
at PIkapuff! 
<OddLani>
::did not know that:: 
<Andrevan>
BURNING DEAD threw FLAMING POKéBALL at PIKAPUFF ! 
<Andrevan>
TRAINER blocked the ball! 
<Wakuseino>
how can she? 
<Flashfire>
Just keep the pokballs away from me - I'll be happy.. 
<Wakuseino>
she's asleep. 
<Wakuseino>
that's it... 
<Wakuseino>
Flamin Pokball at Lani! 
<Andrevan>
Er.. Not Lani, just some trainer 
<Andrevan>
oops 
<Wakuseino>
Hey wait.... 
<OddLani>
::th:wonders if anyone has an awakening:: 
<Wakuseino>
I'm TRAINER! 
<OddLani>
::er...I mean Pokeflute:: 
<Wakuseino>
I blocked my own Pokball... 
<Andrevan>
NARRATOR has an AWAKENING! 
<Wakuseino>
how emberrasing. 
<Andrevan>
TRAINER is NARRATOR! 
<Andrevan>
Heh 
<OddLani>
::is a bit confused,but can't hurt herself because she is asleep:: 
<Flashfire>
I'm awake, if that will do... 
<Wakuseino>
now then... 
<OddLani>
::hopes she can't hurt herself anyways:: 
<Wakuseino>
Flaming Pokball at trainer. 
<Andrevan>  
<Andrevan>
er 
<Wakuseino>
followup with flaming axes of terror. 
<OddLani>
::would like to wake up now,please:: 
<Andrevan>
BURNING DEAD threw POKéBBALL! 
<Andrevan>
POKéBBALL hit LANI and woke LANI up! 
<OddLani>
Thank you! 
<Wakuseino>
... 
<Andrevan>
LANI is AWAKE! 
<Wakuseino>
oy... oh welll... 
<Wakuseino>
at least it hurt her. 
<Andrevan>
BURNING DEAD used FLAMIN AXES! 
<OddLani>
PIKAPUFF,return 
<Andrevan>
FLAMING AXES put TREEs on FIRE! 
<OddLani>
Oh dear.. 
<Wakuseino>
I'm resistant to trees. 
<Andrevan>
SMokey the bear: Only you can prevent forest fires 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF was withdrawn! 
<Flashfire>
Heh 
<Wakuseino>
return me, go Aquack. 
<Andrevan>
LANI, please select PKMN 
<OddLani>
Go! Lani! 
<Andrevan>
BURNING DEAD, enough! Go, AQUACK! 
<Andrevan>
Go, LANI! 
<OddLani>
LANI,use BOOKTHROW! 
<Wakuseino>
Aquck, use Annon. 
<Andrevan>
LANI used BOOKTHROW! 
<Andrevan>
LANI threw BOOK at ANNON! 
<Andrevan>
Whoever that is 
<Wakuseino>
err......... 
<Andrevan>
ANNON fainted! 
<Wakuseino>
oh no... 
<OddLani>
Try using BOOKTHROW again! 
<Wakuseino>
Aquack, use the Escapee of Aqua! 
<Andrevan>
LANI used BOOKTHROW! 
<Wakuseino>
if that doesn't work, use a scroll of spinoff. 
<Andrevan>
LANIn threw BOOK in AQUA! 
<Andrevan>
AQUA fainted! 
<Wakuseino>
heh... 
<Wakuseino>
good thing Aquack wasn't Aqua. 
<Andrevan>
AQUACK used SCROLL O' SPINOFF! 
<Wakuseino>
... 
<Andrevan>
Welcome to Scroll o' SPinoff. I'm your host, Andrevan 
<Andrevan>
Would you like to draw a vowel? 
<Flashfire>
.... 
<Andrevan>
Or spin? 
<Wakuseino>
what? no big fires, nothing dying? no screams of pain? 
<OddLani>
Nope 
<Andrevan>
No,  you're on a game show 
<Wakuseino>
The think the powers of my creatures are lessening. 
<Andrevan>
much worse 
<OddLani>
Final answer? 
<Wakuseino>
Next time, I'm getting that Doompuff Spinoff. 
<Andrevan>
Or you can use your lifelines 
<Andrevan>
call a friend, ask the audience, 50/50 
<Wakuseino>
50/50? 
<Andrevan>
em.. 50:100 
<Wakuseino>
isn't 50/50 a vision rate? 
<Flashfire>
That's 20/20 
<Andrevan>
MILLIONAIRE SHOW exploded for NO REASON! 
<Wakuseino>
no... 
<Wakuseino>
10/10 
<Wakuseino>
28/28 
<Andrevan>
nah.. 20/20 
<Wakuseino>
800/800 
<Wakuseino>
they're all visions. 
<Andrevan>
Please attack! 
<Wakuseino>
or at least vision rates... 
<Andrevan>
ATTACK 
<Andrevan>
NOW 
<OddLani>
LANI! Use KICK! 
<Wakuseino>
umm... Aquack, use quest attack. 
<Orange Webmaster> OW attacked!
<Andrevan>
LANI used KICK! 
<Andrevan>
LANI kicked OW! 
<Andrevan>
Ow.. that's gotta hurt 
<Orange Webmaster> Not really..
<Andrevan>
AQUACK used QUEST! 
<Wakuseino>
heh.... 
<Wakuseino>
NARRATOR exploded! 
<Andrevan>
AQUACK went away on a QUEST! 
<Wakuseino>
BURNING DEAD wins! 
<Andrevan>
AQUACK is GON! 
<Wakuseino>
hmm... 
<Flashfire>
FLASHFIRE hands an E to the NARRATOR - Here 
<Wakuseino>
go Yggdrasil. 
<Andrevan>
Burning Dead, remember, this goes on the internet 
<Wakuseino>
I know... 
<Andrevan>
Go, YGGDRASIL! 
<Wakuseino>
I'm mocking you, I know. 
<Andrevan>
You will know a lot more than that soon.... 
<Andrevan>
Please attack 
<Wakuseino>
Yggdrasil, use.... 
<OddLani>
LANI,try using SING 
<Wakuseino>
umm... tree of doom? 
<Wakuseino>
no... 
<Andrevan>
LANI used SING! 
<Wakuseino>
used... 
<Wakuseino>
Black Tree Wall! 
<Andrevan>
YGGDRASIL fell asleep 
<Andrevan>
! 
<Wakuseino>
.... 
<OddLani>
YES! 
<Wakuseino>
hmm... 
<Wakuseino>
oh well... 
<Wakuseino>
return yggdrasil, go me. 
<OddLani>
Now KICK! 
<Andrevan>
LANI used KICK! 
<Wakuseino>
throw potion of poison at Lani! 
<Andrevan>
LANI kicked the GROUND angrily! 
<Andrevan>
Go, BURNING DEAD! 
<Andrevan>
BURNING DEAD used POISON POTION on LANI! 
<Andrevan>
LANI got food poisoning! 
<Wakuseino>
nice... 
<Andrevan>
LANI ate too much CHINESE! 
<OddLani>
LANI! Drink some POTION! 
<Andrevan>
LANI drank POTION! 
<Wakuseino>
You shall now be trapped in a bathroom for a week! 
<Wakuseino>
Kyahaahahahaha! 
<Wakuseino>
now then... 
<Andrevan>
LANI became LANI/MR. HYDE! 
<Flashfire>
Heh 
<Wakuseino>
where's that potion of Paralysis. 
<Andrevan>
MR. HYDE ran to the BATHROOM! 
<Wakuseino>
I'll bar the bathroom door closed. 
<OddLani>
Yes,but Lani is still here! 
<Andrevan>
BURNING DEAD barred DOOR! 
<Andrevan>
LANI, you became MR. HYDE a few lines up. 
<Andrevan>
You think you have split personalities like an MHE? 
<OddLani>
Yes! 
<Andrevan>
LANI is stuck in the BATHROOM with MR. HYDE! 
<Andrevan>
There... 
<OddLani>
LANI! Kick the door! 
<Wakuseino>  now then... 
<Andrevan>
LANI kicked the DOOR! 
<Wakuseino>
just between you and me, Flashfire. 
<Wakuseino>
the door's barred. 
<Andrevan>
BURNING DEAD cascaded along the FLOOR! 
<Orange Webmaster> *gotta go*
<Andrevan>
LANI is still trapped! 
<Andrevan>
... 
<Wakuseino>
Flaming Axes of Terror on Flashfire, who hasn't done anything for several
lines! 
<Andrevan>
Burning Dead? Flashfire? 
<Flashfire>
I've been watching.. 
<Andrevan>
BURNING DEAD used FLAMING TERROR AXES! 
<Flashfire>
And I believe Raichu is still out... 
<OddLani>
LANI! Use HACK on the door! 
<Flashfire>
Raichu, use Psychoshock! 
<Andrevan>
FLAMING AXES TERRORIZED RAICHU! 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU is paralyzed of FRIGHT! 
<Wakuseino>
now then... 
<Andrevan>
It may not attack! 
<Flashfire>
Raichu, used Get out of Fright Free card! 
<Flashfire>
^use 
<Andrevan>
LANI used HACK! 
<Wakuseino>
I'll tap Raichu with a Flaming Pokball. 
<Flashfire>
O_O 
<Andrevan>
LANI hacked HTTP://WWW.YAHOO.COM  
<Wakuseino>
... 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU used GET OUT OF FRIGHT FREE! 
<Wakuseino>
Does Lani yahoo? 
<Wakuseino>
Sorry, had to say it... 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU is out of FRIGHT, free! 
<OddLani>
Gr..LANI! Use CUT o nthe door! 
<Andrevan>
Eh.. hold on 
<Andrevan>
LANI used CUT! 
<Andrevan>
LANI: Cut! Take three! 
<Flashfire>
.. 
<Andrevan>
DOOR took its place! 
<Wakuseino>
where did it go? 
<Andrevan>
Staaaaart filming! 
<OddLani>
You mean it moved? Away? Someplace else? 
<Andrevan>
CAMERAMAN is filmiong DOOR! 
<Andrevan>
DOOR walked away! 
<OddLani>
Thank goodness! 
<Flashfire>
Doors can walk..heh 
<Wakuseino>
I'm throwing flaming pokball at Cameraman! 
<Andrevan>
LANI is out of BATHROOM, free! 
<OddLani>
C'mon,Mr.Hyde,let's get back to the battle! 
<Andrevan>
BURNING DEAD threw FLAMéBBALL at CAMERAMAN! 
<Andrevan>
The CAMERA blocked the BALL! 
<Wakuseino>
.... 
<Andrevan>
LANI and MR. HYDE ran back into the ARENA! 
<Wakuseino>
wouldn't it have caught the camera then? 
<Andrevan>
NO! 
<Flashfire>
That's what I thought..heh 
<Wakuseino>
oh, I'll do this the easy way... 
<Andrevan>
CAMERA is not a POKéMMON! 
<Wakuseino>
I'lll just grab the camera. 
<Andrevan>
BURNING DEAD grabbed CAMERA! 
<Wakuseino>
now then! 
<Andrevan>
What? BURNING DEAD is evolving! 
<Wakuseino>
I'll hypnotise Lani with the camera. 
<Andrevan>
BURNING DEAD evolved into BURNING CAMERAMAN! 
<Flashfire>
... 
<Flashfire>
Heh 
<Andrevan>
BURNING CAMERAMAN is taping LANI! 
<Andrevan>
LANI is acting its part! 
<OddLani>
I'm a star! A movie star! 
<Wakuseino>
heh.... my plan is almost complete. 
<Andrevan>
LANI gained SUPERSTAR STATUS! 
<Andrevan>
LANI is evolvinG! 
<Wakuseino>
In this scene, the superstar will jump form the top of a bridge... 
<Wakuseino>  
<OddLani>
Can Mr.Hyde be in the movie too,please? 
<Andrevan>
LANI evolved into LANISTAR! 
<Wakuseino>
and fall to her grizly death. 
<Wakuseino>
errr.... gruesome death, 
<Andrevan>
MR. HYDE is too scary for the comedy movie! 
<OddLani>
Are you sure,BurningCameraDude? 
<OddLani>
How dare you insult him! 
<Andrevan>
MOVIE is rated G! 
<Andrevan>
No HYDEs allowed! 
<Andrevan>
Or GRUESOME deaths! 
<Wakuseino>
the narrator is always right, I'm afraid. 
<Wakuseino>
so... 
<Wakuseino>
Lani will jump off the top of a bridge and FAINT! 
<Andrevan>
If the movie is rated PG-13, then the gruesome death will really happen 
<Flashfire>
She could fall into a transdimensional crossrip? Heh 
<OddLani>
But it isn't,it's G 
<Andrevan>
LANISTAR walked out! 
<Andrevan>
STUNTLANI appeareD! 
<Wakuseino>
...... 
<Wakuseino>
no!!!! 
<OddLani>
::smiles:: 
<Wakuseino>
my plans were so close to fruitation! 
<Andrevan>
STUNTLANI jumped off BRIDGE and FAINTED! 
<OddLani>
Neener neener neener! 
<Wakuseino>
oh, never mind this.... 
<Flashfire>
How much are you paying for that Stuntman? Heh 
<Andrevan>
LANISTAR walked back in! 
<Flashfire>
^Stuntlani >< 
<Wakuseino>
*smashes camera* 
<Andrevan>
The stuntlani works cheap! 
<Wakuseino>
We'll do this the Oji way. 
<OddLani>
Um..I think $5.00 
<Andrevan>
BURNING CAMERAMAN used SMASH! 
<Andrevan>
CAMERA is angry! 
<Wakuseino>
hmm... anyone got a guitar? 
<Andrevan>
CAMERA wants to fighT! 
<Flashfire>
I'd rather do this the Neko way... 
<Andrevan>
No Lani, 50 cents! 
<Wakuseino>
You'd do it the cat way? 
<Andrevan>
CAMERA used FOOTAGE! 
<Flashfire>
I mean a character Charity uses, called Neko o.o 
<Wakuseino>
And I thought I was nuts.... 
<Andrevan>
CAMERA knows what you did last summer and has a tape of it! 
<Wakuseino>
Neko means Cat, genious.... 
<Flashfire>
I knew that o.o 
<Andrevan>
BURNING DEAD! 
<Wakuseino>
But... I caught Mew last summer. 
<Andrevan>
Look what's happening!! 
<Flashfire>
Except she doesn't act catlike... 
<OddLani>
LANI! Use TAKE OVER THE POKEWORLD! I hope this works this tiem around.. 
<Flashfire>
That failed before... 
<Andrevan>
CAMERA means the OTHER thing you did last summer! 
<Andrevan>
LANI used TAKE OVER! 
<Wakuseino>
got eaten by Nightpuff? 
<Andrevan>
NARRATOR misheard! LANI took over the BATHROOM! 
<Andrevan>
heheh 
<Flashfire>
That's a VERY BAD mishearing... 
<OddLani>
It's a start... 
<Wakuseino>
sacrificed Mewtwo to Seiryuu? 
<Andrevan>
CAMERA means the other OTHER thing you did last summer! 
<Andrevan>
The BAD thing! 
<Wakuseino>
oh! that! 
<OddLani>
NO ONE MAY ENTER THIS BATHROOM! EVER! 
<Wakuseino>
sacrificed Amiboshi! 
<OddLani>
Except for me,of course! 
<Wakuseino>
Well, he was already dead. 
<Wakuseino>
at least... 
<Flashfire>
Good job the makers of Pokmon never gave them provision to go to the bathroom -
so I can assume they don't have to - You can have the bathroom..heh 
<Wakuseino>
I think he was... 
<Andrevan>
Last summer, BURNING CAMERAMAN...did...he...MURDERED...uh...JOHN SMITH 
<Andrevan>
??? 
<Wakuseino>
who? 
<Andrevan>
JOHN SMITH?! 
<Wakuseino>
never heard of John Smith. 
<Wakuseino>
Is that that stupid Spinoff Hunter? 
<Flashfire>
Pseudonym o.o;; 
<OddLani>
Nope 
<OddLani>
::shrugs:: 
<Andrevan>
WHoever that is.. YOU MURDERED HIM WHEN YOU CRASHED into his ICE CREAM
TRUCK...or...er... 
<Andrevan>
n/m 
<Andrevan>
You just murdered him. 
<Wakuseino>
how is that murder? 
<Flashfire>
Prove it? 
<Wakuseino>
how did I murder him? 
<Wakuseino>
after all, you have the tape. 
<Andrevan>
With your....FLAMING AXE THINGIES! 
<Wakuseino>
I didn't even HAVE those last summer. 
<OddLani>
LANI! Use KICK while they're all distracted! 
<Andrevan>
CAMERA shows a FAKE-O MADE-UP GRAPHIC VIDEO! 
<Flashfire>
Narrator is distracted too... 
<Andrevan>
CAMERA was disqualified! 
<Andrevan>
LANI used KICK! 
<Wakuseino>
Kyahaahahaahaha!!!! 
<Wakuseino>
I am invulnerable to blackmail! 
<Andrevan>
LANI kicked away the MADE-UP GRAPHIC VIDEO! 
<Flashfire>
What about yellow mail? Or green...Or grey... 
<Andrevan>
err... LANISTAR! 
<Andrevan>
red mail? blue mail? 
<Wakuseino>
night mail? 
<Flashfire>
Flame Mail? Otherwise known as Ashes? o_O 
<Andrevan>
BURNING CAMERAMAN's US POSTAL SERVICE subscription was made VOID! 
<Wakuseino>
*shrugs* 
<Andrevan>
BURNING CAMERAMAN is not getting his MAIL! 
<Wakuseino>
good thing I don't even live in that world 
<Flashfire>
He doesn't need a US one o.o 
<Wakuseino>
so I'm not missing anything. 
<Wakuseino>
besides, who cares abot flames anyway? 
<Andrevan>
BURNING CAMERAMAN's SIGNAPORE POSTAL SERVICE, then 
<Andrevan>
oops..I forgot 
<Wakuseino>
Either way, it still doesn't affect me. 
<Flashfire>
Me...I live with them o.o 
<Wakuseino>
and why is that? 
<Wakuseino>
Because I don't get any mail except junk anyway. 
<Andrevan>
BURNING CAMERAMAN's MAIL WHATEVER SERVICE was VOID! 
<Wakuseino>
Thanks, Narrator! 
<Andrevan>
FALSHHFIRE has not given an order! 
<Wakuseino>
You've saved me the trouble of cleaning it up! 
<Andrevan>
er..FLASHFIRE 
<Flashfire>
I'm not ordering anyone around.. 
<Wakuseino>
hmm... 
<Andrevan>
What's the matter, FLASHFIRE? 
<Wakuseino>
cya, everyone... 
<Andrevan>
Leaving? 
<Wakuseino>
*going OOC* 
<Wakuseino> I would just like to point out right
now.... 
<Andrevan>
Okay then..if you're leaving.. 
<Andrevan>
Eh? 
<Wakuseino> That this character's representation
was not a reflection of my own personality. 
<OddLani>
Oke doke 
<Andrevan>
Good to know. ON WITH THE BATTLE! 
<Wakuseino>
This guy was meant to be a villian, and a villian he shall be played as. 
<Wakuseino>
See you all later. 
<Andrevan>
okay then, bye, Wak 
<Flashfire>
Which leaves us... 
<Andrevan>
Just LANI and FLASHFIRE! The Ultimate MATCH!!! 
<OddLani>
LANI,try TAKING OVER THE POKEWORLD again! 
<Andrevan>
LANI tried AGAIN! 
<Flashfire>
Raichu, use Anaphylactic Shock again! 
<Andrevan>
LANI took over the ELECTRIC COMPANY! 
<Flashfire>
Good job I have Raichu...Provides me with all I need... 
<OddLani>
LANI! Turn off the electricity! 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU used ANA-P-H-Y-L-A-T-I-C shock! 
<Flashfire>
I have the Water Works! :P 
<Andrevan>
Too hard too say! 
<Andrevan>
LANI turned of ELECTRICITY! 
<Flashfire>
(Monopoly, anyone? Heh..) 
<Andrevan>
er...How come my computer is still working? 
<Flashfire>
Generator probably - Narrator standard.. 
<Andrevan>
LANI turned of POKéWWORLD's ELECTRICITY, at least... 
<Flashfire>
So everyone without Electric pokemon will have no electricity. How fun... 
<Andrevan>
NARRATOR remembers his NARRATOR STANDARD GENERATOR! 
<Andrevan>
NARRATOR is quite smug! 
<Andrevan>
LANI's ELECTRICITY is off! 
<Flashfire>
I have Flame Version standard - which is a higher standard then yours ^^ 
<Andrevan>
Well, I have EMerald Version standard! 
<Andrevan>
Third class! 
<OddLani>
I have...umm..Green Version! Um..yeah.. 
<Andrevan>
Yours is fifth class 
<Flashfire>
*borrows the main versions one ^^ 
<Flashfire>
There :P 
<Andrevan>
Green VersioN? Sorry, Lani, that's Jason's 
<Andrevan>
LANI lost all ELECTRICITY! 
<OddLani>
Well...I've been to all of the tournaments 
<Andrevan>
I mean all of it! 
<OddLani>
How? I ow nthe electric company? 
<Andrevan>
You turned all of the electricity off! 
<Flashfire>
Me, switch electricity back on while no-one is looking... 
<Andrevan>
Turn it back on if you want to 
<OddLani>
PIKAPUFF! Go! 
<OddLani>
Return,Lani! 
<Andrevan>
FLASHFIRE snuck in to ELECTRIC PLACE! 
<Andrevan>
Hold on-BRB 
<OddLani>
Use Thunderbolt on FLASHFIRE! 
<OddLani>
Ok 
<Andrevan>
Back. Go, PIKAPUFF! 
<Flashfire>
*wonders what has happened to Pikapuff so far 
<Andrevan>
FLASHFIRE turned ELECTRICITY back on! 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF used THUNDERBOLT! 
<OddLani>
PIKA,THUNDERBOLT on FLASHFIRE! 
<Flashfire>
Raichu, use Counter! 
<Andrevan>
It found FLASHFIRE's radio! 
<Andrevan>
RADIO was DESTROYED! 
<Flashfire>
I have a radio? 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU used COUNTER! 
<Flashfire>
Can't be mine...Must be the Narrators 
<Andrevan>
Now you do 
<Andrevan>
Muhahaahahaha! NOW you do! 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU used its CALCULATOR! 
<Flashfire>
So I still have it - it wasn't destroyed! Nice... 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU is doing DIVISION! 
<OddLani>
LANI! Use SING! 
<Andrevan>
Lani is not out!@ 
<Andrevan>
Pikapuff is! 
<Flashfire>
Raichu, drown out Lani with ThunderNoise! 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU used THUNDERNOISE! 
<Andrevan>
Ready.. FLASHFIRE'S EARS shattered! 
<Andrevan>
Heh 
<Flashfire>
They just did IRL too...OW 
<Flashfire>
*sneezed and blew it out ><;; 
<Andrevan>
I looove making people's body parts get destroyed... 
<Andrevan>
Heh 
<Andrevan>
LANI! Give PIKAPUFF orders! 
<Flashfire>
Raichu, use Regen 3! 
<Flashfire>
Regenerate my ears! 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU used REGEN 3! 
<Andrevan>
NARRATOR misheard! (I have bad ears)  
<Andrevan>
RAICHU used REGIS 3! 
<Andrevan>
REGIS PHILBIN appeared! 
<Flashfire>
... 
<Andrevan>
3 of him! 
<OddLani>
Pikapuff shocking ssong! 
<OddLani>
oops 
<Flashfire>
I thought you said no horror characters? Hehe 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF used SHOCKING SONG! 
<Flashfire>
So shocking, it shocked itself..heh 
<Andrevan>
REGIS PHILPIN fell asleep... FOREVER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 
<Flashfire>
Good job it's outside... 
<Flashfire>
LOL 
<Flashfire>
LOL :-)
<Andrevan>
That's the end of him... 
<OddLani>
How dare you make Regis fall asleep! 
<Flashfire>  How dare you say that "How dare
you..." speech for the second time! 
<Andrevan>
He's dead, Lani 
<Andrevan>
hehe 
<Andrevan>
FLASHFIRE and LANI used DARE! 
<Andrevan>
D.A.R.E. - Drug Abuse Resistance Education 
<Andrevan>
Eh? 
<Flashfire>
o_O 
<Flashfire>
M. A. D - Mental Aid needeD 
<Andrevan>
Please attack now 
<Flashfire>
Raichu, use Electric Orange! 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU used ELECTRIC ORANGE! 
<Andrevan>
ORANGE was ELECTROCUTED! 
<Andrevan>
TROPICANA is angry! 
<OddLani>
PIKAPUFF! Use THUNDERSHOCK! 
<Andrevan>
TROPICANA wants to fight! 
<Flashfire>
Raichu, use Electric Lance! 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF used THUNDERSHOCK! 
<Andrevan>
TROPICANA is in CRITICAL condition! 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU used ELEC LANCE! 
<Andrevan>
TROPICANA fainted! 
<Flashfire>
Exp? 
<Flashfire>
Heh 
<Andrevan>
Guys! You destroyed the orange juice! 
<Flashfire>
I'm allergic to it anyway (IRL - not here) 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF gained 78934783748378374873847 ep points! 
<Flashfire>
Yikes o.o 
<Andrevan>
FLASHFIRE gained 3248902384902374873456385647856478356765786573658 exp points! 
<OddLani>
: ) 
<Flashfire>
O_O 
<OddLani>
: ( 
<Andrevan>
PIKAPUFF evolved into RAIPUFF! 
<Andrevan>
Erm.. Not Flashfire, Raichu... 
<Andrevan>
RAICHU evolved into DOOMCHU! 
<Andrevan>
0_0 
<Flashfire>
@_@ 
<Andrevan>
Please attack 
<OddLani>
brb 
<Andrevan>
okay 
<Andrevan>
.... 
<Andrevan>
..... 
<Andrevan>
....... 
<Andrevan>
....................................................... 
<Andrevan>
..Lani better hurry... 
<OddLani>
back 
<Andrevan>
Okay, go fast 
<Andrevan>
I gotta go soon 
<Andrevan>
ATTACK, NOW 
<OddLani>
PIKAPUFF! Use DESTROY! 
<Andrevan>
RAIPUFF used DESTROY! 
<Andrevan>
O_O faces were DESTROYED! 
<Andrevan>
Flash! You there? 
<OddLani>
Thank goodness! 
<Andrevan>
*_* faces appeared! 
<OddLani>
Return,Pikapuff! Go! Me! 
<Andrevan>
*_* 
<Andrevan>
Go, LANI! 
<Andrevan>
Whoa...WHere's Flashfire? 
<Andrevan>
If he's gone... 
<OddLani>
I win? 
<Andrevan>
Yeah... 
<OddLani>
Yay! 
<Andrevan>
Just see if I can contact him 
<Andrevan>
LANI wins! 
<OddLani>
WAHOO! 
<Andrevan>
LANI is the WINNER!! 
<OddLani>
I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN! 
<Andrevan>
Okay, that's the end. 
<Andrevan> Bye!