Live Tournament #4: Doompuff Spinoffs Part 1 July 13, 2000
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Battle #4: Doompuff Spinoffs Part 1 July 13, 2000
Participants:
DoubleD ICQ 56866214
RobbyMVB ICQ 77574114
Andrevan ICQ 42744163
<Andrevan> Ready to
FIGHT?
RobbyMVB enters the chat
<RobbyMVB>
Hiii!
<RobbyMVB>
^_^
<Sir_Chargon> Don't spam the chat, Robby. I'm posting
this.
Double D enters the chat
<Sir_Chargon>
Same for you, DoubleD.
<RobbyMVB> OK!
<Andrevan>
Hey
<Double
D> Hi there
<RobbyMVB> Hii ^^
<Andrevan> Do we have specs?
<Double
D> They'd all get killed in the ensuing chaos....
<Andrevan> True...
<RobbyMVB> No specs!
<RobbyMVB> Chargon said so!
<RobbyMVB> DD...me go!
<Sir_Chargon>
Here are the rules of the Battle: Your Doompuff fights for you, but you can
send yourself out as well (at a high risk of course). Act as if the Doompuff is
under your control.
<RobbyMVB> Fine.
<RobbyMVB> I choose Doomkirby!
<Sir_Chargon>
You may post this battle as a Live Battle or Tournament for your site.
<Andrevan> one moment please...
<Sir_Chargon>
Now... BEGIN!
<Double
D> well... for me it's the other way...
<RobbyMVB> *facefaults*
<Double
D> HAMMY controls me...
<Double
D> Ah well.
<RobbyMVB> Yes.
<RobbyMVB> Hammy sends out DoubleD.
<RobbyMVB> At no risk to itself.
<Double
D> Well, he doesn't see any reason to do that first.
<Andrevan> Ready to FIGHT>?
<RobbyMVB> Fiine.
<Andrevan> ?
<RobbyMVB> GO! DOOMKIRBY!
<Double
D> He still thinks he can wipe the flooYeap
<Double
D> oops...
<Andrevan> Get'm, DOOMKIRBY!
<Double
D> I'm ready.
<Sir_Chargon>
BEGIN!
<Double
D> HAMMY sends out himself
<Andrevan> Go, HAMMY!
<RobbyMVB> Doubleslap!
<Double
D> HAMMY, AGILITY!
<Andrevan>
DOOMKIRBY used DOUBLESLAP!
<Andrevan> HAMMY was SLAPPED TWICE!
<RobbyMVB> Doublekick!
<Andrevan>
HAMMY used AGILITY!
<Andrevan>
HAMMY's SPEED greatly rose!
<Andrevan>
DOOMKIRBY used DOUBLEKICK!
<Double
D> Hammy wants to RAM HIM!
<Andrevan>
Attack missed!
<Andrevan>
Attack missed!~
<RobbyMVB> Eat!
<RobbyMVB> Eat Hammy!
<Andrevan> HAMMY used RAM!
<RobbyMVB> He sounds like ham!
<RobbyMVB> Ham as in food!
<RobbyMVB> FOOOD!
<RobbyMVB> Eat Hammy!
<Andrevan> RAM appeared!
<RobbyMVB> Eat Ram!
<Andrevan> DOOMKIRBY ate the RAM!
<RobbyMVB> Gotta eat'm all!
<RobbyMVB> Now...
<Andrevan> RAM fainted!
<Double
D> HAMMY, use PSYCHIC!
<RobbyMVB> Shoot Ram at Hammy out as a star!
<RobbyMVB> Star Blast!
<Andrevan> HAMMY used PSYCHIC!
<Double
D> Pop that balloon!
<RobbyMVB> *turns on FF9 final boss music*
<RobbyMVB> He's NOT a balloon!
<RobbyMVB> He's a marshmallow!
<Andrevan> Call 1-800-PSYCHIC for a PSYCHIC
reading!
<RobbyMVB> Fooooolish guineea pig!
<Double
D> Oi... MELT HIM THEN!
<RobbyMVB> Star blast!!!!!!!!!
<RobbyMVB> C'mon!
<Andrevan> DOOMKIRBY used STAR BLAST!
<Double
D> HAMMY, duck!
<RobbyMVB> You ate that ram, now use his corpse as a weapon.
<Andrevan> DOOMKIRBY blasted a STAR at HAMMY!
<Double
D> C'mon HAMMY!
<Andrevan>
HAMMY is the STAR of BLACK VERSION! © 2000 DoubleD
<RobbyMVB> Bwah.
<Double
D> Heh heh.
<Andrevan> HAMMY used MELT!
<RobbyMVB> So?
<RobbyMVB> You're a pop star!
<RobbyMVB> Pop Star!
<Andrevan> DOOMKIRBY's BRAIN melted...wait a sec,
he has no BRAIN!
<RobbyMVB> Pop Hammy! The star!
<Andrevan> No effect!
<Double
D> HAMMY, stick a swewer through him!
<RobbyMVB> Duh. That won't have much affect on most of the
contestants here...
<Double
D> ^skewer
<RobbyMVB> Bah!
<Andrevan> DOOMKIRBY used POP!
<RobbyMVB> Don't pop.
<Andrevan> SKEWER popped!
<RobbyMVB> Make Hammy pop.
<RobbyMVB> Hey, cool.
<RobbyMVB> Like a...
<RobbyMVB> SQUASH HAMMY!
<Double
D> Nuts, stick a large metal pole through him!
<Andrevan> DOOMKIRBY used SQUASH!
<RobbyMVB> Messy.
<Andrevan> DOOMKIRBY squashed the POLE!
<RobbyMVB> Dangit.
<Double
D> Isn't DOOMKIRBY like 2 feeThat would hurt.
<RobbyMVB> Eat a hammy sandwhich.
<Double
D> oops..
<Andrevan> DOOMKIRBY is bruised up!
<RobbyMVB> Arrgh.
<RobbyMVB> Poor Kirby...
<Double
D> I meant that Stick the pole through him!
<RobbyMVB> So cute. Yet so abused.
<Andrevan>
DOOMKIRBY ate a HAMMY SANDWICH!
<Andrevan>
HAMMY is STRUGGLING!
<RobbyMVB> Yes!
<RobbyMVB> Now, absorb Hammy's powers!
<Double
D> HAMMY, use FLASHFIRE!
<RobbyMVB> Like in Kirby64!
<RobbyMVB> Now out!
<Andrevan> HAMMY used FLASHFIRE!
<Double
D> AS in.. START ONE!
<RobbyMVB> O.O
<Andrevan>
FLASHFIRE: I dun get the DARK EEVHAL mood of my fic..O.o
<RobbyMVB> He's not here...I thought spectators weren't
allowed..
<RobbyMVB> Uhm.
<Double
D> Use, ember then! START A FIRE!
<RobbyMVB> Absorb Hammy's powers!
<Andrevan>
KIRBY used ABSORB!
<Andrevan>
HAMMY is inside DOOMKIRBY!
<RobbyMVB> MWAHA!
<RobbyMVB> HAHAHAHAHA!
<RobbyMVB> Yeeeeeessssssssssssssss...
<RobbyMVB> o_O
<Double
D> START A FIRE! START A FIRE!
<Andrevan> HAMMY used EMBER!
<RobbyMVB> Spit!
<RobbyMVB> PATOOEY!
<Double
D> Roast that marshmellow
<Andrevan>
DOOMKIRBY's SALIVA GLAND is ROASTING!
<Andrevan>
No spit!
<RobbyMVB> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
<RobbyMVB> Spit Hammy out!
<RobbyMVB> SPIT HAMMY OUT!
<Double
D> Muhahahaa! Continue, hammy!
<RobbyMVB> Ergh.
<RobbyMVB> Fine.
<Andrevan>
DOOMKIRBY spit out HAMMY!
<Andrevan>
BLEH!
<RobbyMVB> PATOOEY!
<Andrevan> DOOMKIRBY need MEDICAL ATTENTION!
<Double
D> Use FIRE SPIN!
<Andrevan> HAMMY used FIRE SPIN!
<RobbyMVB> Square Dance!
<Andrevan> SMOKEY: Only you can prevent forest
fires!
<RobbyMVB> Spin your partner round and round...
<Andrevan>
FOREST is on FIRE!
<Andrevan>
DOOMKIRBY needs MEDICAL ATTENTION!
<Andrevan>
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<RobbyMVB> Fine.
<Double
D> *PUSH* Doomkirby in!
<RobbyMVB> Use EAT!
<Andrevan> DOOMKIRBY used SQUARE DANCE!
<RobbyMVB> So you won't need food!
<Double
D> (PSYCHICALLY)
<RobbyMVB> Bah.
<Andrevan> DOOMKIRBY ate its PARTNER!
<RobbyMVB> Mwaha!
<Andrevan>
DOOMKIRBY needs MEDICAL ATTENTION!
<Andrevan>
DOOMKIRBY needs MEDICAL ATTENTION!
<Andrevan>
!!!!!!!!!!!
<RobbyMVB> ACKK!
<RobbyMVB> Have some medical attention!!
<RobbyMVB> HAVE SOME!
<RobbyMVB> Jeeze!
<Double
D> PUSH HIM IN THE FOREST FIRE!
<Andrevan> HAMMY is PSY-PUSHING KIRBY into the
FIRE!
<RobbyMVB> Eat the flames!
<RobbyMVB> If you can eat Flamoids, you can eat fire!
<Andrevan>
KIRBY is about to EAT FIRE!
<Andrevan> Are you sure?
<Double
D> Heh heh! FIRE SPIN!
<RobbyMVB> Then, turn into FIRE KIRBY!
<RobbyMVB> Err...
<RobbyMVB> o.o
<RobbyMVB> Set Hammy on fire.
<RobbyMVB> With a match.
<Andrevan> KIRBY ate the FIRE!
<RobbyMVB> NO!
<RobbyMVB> I said NO!
<RobbyMVB> Arf.
<Andrevan> KIRBY's INNER BODY is on FIRE!
<RobbyMVB> Fine.
<RobbyMVB> Turn yourself inside-out!
<Double
D> MMM... melted marshmellow.
<RobbyMVB> You're so featureless, no one will notice...
<RobbyMVB> Nooo!
<RobbyMVB> Not a s'more....
<Andrevan>
DOOMKIRBY MUST HAVE MEDICAL ATTENTION!
<Double
D> USE FIRE SPIN, AGAIN!
<RobbyMVB> GO TO THE DANG HOSPITAL!
<RobbyMVB> EAT THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!
<RobbyMVB> EAT IT!!!!!!!
<RobbyMVB> NOW!
<Andrevan>
KIRBY ran to the HOSPITAL!
<Andrevan> KIRBY ate it!
<Double
D> BURN DOWN THE HOSPITAL!
<Andrevan> KIRBY is healed!
<Double
D> Oh, well, too late for that...
<RobbyMVB> Hah!
<Andrevan> HAMMY used FIRE SPIN!
<RobbyMVB> Dodge it!
<RobbyMVB> Fly!
<Andrevan>
FOREST exploded!
<Andrevan>
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
<Double
D> Muhhahahahahaahahaha!
<Double
D> Stupid forest animals.
<RobbyMVB> I didn't know it made that mushroom-cloud
thing...
<RobbyMVB> HEY!
<RobbyMVB> Some of those were Kirby's FRIENDS!
<Double
D> HAMMY, teleport to a volcano!
<Andrevan> HAMMY and KIRBY are in CRITICAL
CONDITION!
<RobbyMVB> Use DOOM RAGE!
<Andrevan> Are you sure?
<Double
D> To the side, of a volcano, not in!
<RobbyMVB> YES!
<RobbyMVB> Throw Hammy in a volcano!
<Andrevan> No, Hammy, are you sure?
<RobbyMVB> And watch him melt!
<Double
D> No!
<RobbyMVB> Dang.
<Double
D> Don't HAMMY!
<Andrevan>
Okay then
<Double
D> NO!
<RobbyMVB> =)
<RobbyMVB> >: )
<Andrevan> KIRBY used DOOM RAGE!
<Double
D> TELEPORT DOOMKIRBY to the VOLCANO!
<RobbyMVB> DO THE KIRBY!
<Andrevan> KIRBY: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
<RobbyMVB> <('.'<)
<RobbyMVB> <( '.' )>
<RobbyMVB> (>'.')>
<RobbyMVB> YAH!
<Andrevan>
KIRBY did the KIRBY!
<Andrevan>
HAMMY is staring!
<RobbyMVB> Tell Hammy to join in!
<Double
D> Weirfo
<RobbyMVB> You can do the kirby to!
<RobbyMVB> It's easy!
<Double
D> HAMMY si too smart for that.
<Andrevan> HAMMY is confused!
<RobbyMVB> <('.'<)
<Double
D> too much pride.
<RobbyMVB> <( '.' )>
<RobbyMVB> (>'.')>
<Double
D> TELEPORT HIM!
<RobbyMVB> If he has so much pride, THEN WHY IS HE NAMED
HAMMY THE HAMSTER?
<Andrevan> HAMMY cannot TELEPORT another PKMN!
<Double
D> Darn.
<RobbyMVB> I bet you gave him that name, right?
<RobbyMVB> Heh.
<RobbyMVB> Foolish mortal.
<RobbyMVB> Kirby!
<RobbyMVB> Use GLARE!
<Double
D> TELEPORT him to the TOP SECRET CANADIAN MILITARY BASE!
<Andrevan> KIRBY: Yes?
<RobbyMVB> With those evil little eyes of yours!
<Double
D> Muhhahahahaha!
<RobbyMVB> So cute ^_^
<Andrevan>
KIRBY used GLARE!
<Andrevan>
HAMMY is still STARING at KIRBY!
<RobbyMVB> Like . /
<RobbyMVB> Hypnosis!
<RobbyMVB> @v@
<Andrevan>
HAMMY cannot TELEPORT KIRBY!
<Andrevan>
KIRBY is glaring!
<Andrevan> No effect!
<Double
D> TELEPORT yorself there... jeese.. that's what I meant...
<RobbyMVB> Mwaha!
<RobbyMVB> You cannot understand Kirby's powers!
<RobbyMVB> It is beyond your feeble mind!
<RobbyMVB> Only the Narrator can truly understand!
<Double
D> Sure. And you share the same brain as the DK...
<Andrevan>
HAMMY is about to TELEPORT beyond the ARENA? Sure? You have 10 seconds
<Andrevan>
10
<RobbyMVB> YES!
<Andrevan>
9
<RobbyMVB> YES!
<Double
D> Yes!
<RobbyMVB> YES!
<RobbyMVB> YES!
<RobbyMVB> YES!
<Andrevan>
8
<Double
D> Wait! NO!
<Andrevan>
7
<RobbyMVB> FASTER!
<RobbyMVB> FASTER!
<Andrevan>
6
<RobbyMVB> YES!
<Andrevan>
5
<RobbyMVB> Hammy!
<Andrevan>
4
<Andrevan>
3
<Andrevan>
2
<Double
D> Will that disqualify me?
<RobbyMVB> Make DoubleD say yes!
<Andrevan>
...
<Andrevan>
1
<RobbyMVB> Bwaha.
<Andrevan> HAMMY was TELEPORTED!
<Double
D> I'd say yes if it didn't disqualify...
<RobbyMVB> Smooth one, DoubleD.
<Andrevan> HAMMY has 10 seconds to return to the
ARENA!
<RobbyMVB> o.o
<Andrevan>
10
<RobbyMVB> No!
<Andrevan>
9
<RobbyMVB> Hammy!
<Andrevan>
8
<Double
D> RETURN!
<Andrevan>
7
<Andrevan>
6
<RobbyMVB> Isn't it comfortable there?
<Andrevan> OKAY!
<RobbyMVB> In your top secret lab?
<Double
D> TELEPORT BACK! YEAY!
<RobbyMVB> Do you HAVE to obey DoubleD?
<Andrevan> HAMMY returned!
<RobbyMVB> Come on!
<RobbyMVB> Damn.
<Double
D> He does. For this, at least....
<RobbyMVB> Kick HAMMY over the horizon!
<Andrevan> KIRBY and HAMMY are still STANDING!
<Double
D> HAMMY, now HIT DK WITH A CHEAP SHOT!
<Andrevan>
KIRBY used KICK!
<Andrevan>
KIRBY kicked DK!
<Andrevan>
HAMMY kicked DK!
<RobbyMVB> ...into Hammy!
<Andrevan> DK died!
<RobbyMVB> Sheesh.
<Double
D> DK is KIRBY...
<RobbyMVB> Animal abuse.
<RobbyMVB> DK is not Kirby!
<RobbyMVB> His name is Doom Doom Kirby!
<Double
D> DISTRACT KIRBY WITH YOUR POWERS!
<RobbyMVB> Narrator said so himself! DDKirby!
<Double
D> Oh.
<Andrevan> DK was revived!
<RobbyMVB> DISTRACT HAMMY WITH YOUR DANCE!
<RobbyMVB> <('.'<)
<RobbyMVB> <( '.' )>
<RobbyMVB> (>'.')>
<RobbyMVB> DO THE KIRBY!
<Sir_Chargon> Robby, quit spamming the chat or you will
automatically lose.
<Andrevan> DK: Hoo hah! Hoo hoo hah hah hah!
<RobbyMVB> ?????
<Andrevan> ROBBY is SPAMMY!
<RobbyMVB> ??????????????????????????????
<Andrevan> HAMMY used POWERS!
<RobbyMVB> Hey...
<Double
D> Heh.
<Andrevan> HAMMY is showing DOOMKIRBY how to
JUGGLE!
<RobbyMVB> Use Mellow Mellow.
<Sir_Chargon>
Not yet, Andrevan... Just don't post so much anymore, Robby.
<Andrevan> KIRBY used MELLOW MELLOW!
<Double
D> Andrevan? He's in here?
<RobbyMVB> Andrevan is Doomnarrator.
<Andrevan> KIRBY is very MELLOWX2!
<Double
D> Oh...
<Double
D> Right.
<Andrevan>
Yeah, that's me, Emerald
<Double
D> Okay dokey.
<RobbyMVB> Now, calmly swallow Hammy....
<RobbyMVB> And turn him into a star very calmly....
<Andrevan> KIRBY is too MELLOW!
<RobbyMVB> And shoot him very calmly...
<RobbyMVB> -.-
<RobbyMVB> Fine.
<Andrevan>
DOOMNARRATOR wonders...
<Andrevan>
KIRBY is on DRUGS!
<Andrevan>
That's why KIRBY is MELLOW!
<RobbyMVB> No.
<Double
D> NO! HAMMY, juggle withNo! HAMMY, teach DDrr..
<Double
D> ^oops.
<Andrevan> ?
<Double
D> Nevermind..
<RobbyMVB> Kirby is just freaky in that way.
<RobbyMVB> It's not his fault. He's always getting that kind
of bad rap...
<Double
D> DDK on drugs? HAMMY, give him some
<RobbyMVB> Speaking of which...
<Andrevan> HAMMY gave KIRBY drugs!
<RobbyMVB> Stuff'm in Hammy's mouth...
<RobbyMVB> Tell'm you wanna make sure they work...
<Double
D> I don't think DDKirby can fight the addiction.
<Andrevan> D.A.R.E. appeared!
<RobbyMVB> By stuffin' 'm in Hammy's mouth...
<RobbyMVB> Becuase you are secretly a member of...
<RobbyMVB> THE ANTI-DRUGS KIRBY AFFILIATION!
<RobbyMVB> Hah!
<RobbyMVB> You are busted, Hammy the Hamster!
<Double
D> I don't think that HAMMY could have trafficked anything.
<Double
D> He's a hamster.
<Andrevan> D.A.R.E.: You're arrested for illegal
distribution of Marijuana!
<RobbyMVB> Wait, no spectators.
<Sir_Chargon>
D.A.R.E was bown away using G/S WEBMAST-O POWERS!
<Double
D> It was the KIRBY, i tell you, the KIRBY!
<Andrevan> (Don't interfere, Chargon)
<Sir_Chargon>
I'm the supervisor, but fine.
<RobbyMVB> I don't think so.
<RobbyMVB> Take'm away.
<Andrevan> D.A.R.E.: You're right, he is quite
mellow...
<RobbyMVB> Hey!
<RobbyMVB> That's not illegal!
<Double
D> And his trainer, ROb;s been feeding it all too him
<RobbyMVB> Go ahead and test him!
<Double
D> Animal abuse....
<Andrevan> D.A.R.E. took KIRBY and HAMMY to TESTING
LAB!
<RobbyMVB> -.-
<Double
D> Poor KIRBY.
<RobbyMVB> Oh yah?
<RobbyMVB> Oh yah?
<RobbyMVB> You wanna fight, DD?
<RobbyMVB> Kirby!
<Double
D> HAMMY's used to that sort of think.
<RobbyMVB> Stop being mellow!
<Double
D> ^thing
<Andrevan> INSPECTOR checked DRUGS from HAMMY!
<RobbyMVB> Look deep into DoubleD's eyes!
<RobbyMVB> do you see?
<RobbyMVB> DO YOU SEE?
<RobbyMVB> DO YOU SEE THE EVIL IN THEIR?
<RobbyMVB> IT'S DEEDEEDEE!
<RobbyMVB> EVIL PENGUIN!
<RobbyMVB> MASTER OF DECEPTION!
<Double
D> What the heck?
<Sir_Chargon>
Robby, you're pushing it.
<RobbyMVB> Err...sorry...I'm not...
<Andrevan>
INSPECTOR: This iPOISON IVY! Not MARIJUANA!
<Andrevan>
..er..Poison Ivy
<Double
D> Heh heh heh.. rr...
<Andrevan> KIRBY isn't ADDICTED!
<Double
D> Poison Ivy? How'd that get there...
<Andrevan>
HAMMY and KIRBY were sent back to the ARENA!
<Andrevan>
Continue...
<RobbyMVB> sheesh..I wasn't talking THAT fast...Kirby!
That's DeeDeeDee...you can sense it...he's your enemy! Hammy is his mindless
slave! He's just another boss! Focus! Focus your powers! Use the almighty KIRBY
PUNCH!
<Double
D> Phew, HAMMY, summon your army of HAC's!
<Double
D> (Heavily Armed Clowns)
<Andrevan> KIRBY used PUNCH!
<RobbyMVB> No spectators allowed.
<Andrevan> CLOWNS were KILLED by the PUNCH!
<Double
D> Huh? Specators? No... They fight.
<RobbyMVB> Not anymore.
<Sir_Chargon>
They aren't spectators.
<Double
D> Nuts.
<RobbyMVB> They're dead.
<RobbyMVB> Take they're weaponry and use it to blow a hole
through Hammy.
<Double
D> They were always dead, I think.
<Double
D> HAC, use your UN-DEAD powers!
<Andrevan> TEACHER waps ROBBY for INCORRECT
GRAMMAR!
<Andrevan>
HAC is dead!
<RobbyMVB> Bah.
<RobbyMVB> Wap isn't a worD.
<Andrevan> No attacking when DEAD!
<Double
D> Nuts.
<RobbyMVB> And you spelled grammer wrong.
<Andrevan> WAP is too a WORD!
<RobbyMVB> Anyway...
<RobbyMVB> Sorry, teacher.
<RobbyMVB> But, no spectators.
<Andrevan> IT is spelled GRAMMAR! Right, Chargon?
<Double
D> Open a portal with your collar!
<Sir_Chargon>
Andrevan spelled it right.
<RobbyMVB> Mallet Smash!
<Sir_Chargon> It
is grammar.
<RobbyMVB> Hmph.
<Andrevan> KIRBY used MALLET SMASH!
<Double
D> Yeah. It is.
<RobbyMVB> Don't tell the teacher that!!
<Andrevan> KIRBY smashed a MALLET!
<RobbyMVB> Pick up the mallet and hit Hammy over the head
with it...
<Andrevan> HAMMY opened a PORTAL to the VOID!
<Double
D> Muhaahahahahahaa!
<RobbyMVB> Uhoh.
<Double
D> Wait.
<Andrevan> KIRBY smashed HAMMY with MALLET!
<RobbyMVB> Smash him into the portal...
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFF appeared in VOID!
<RobbyMVB> bnnnnnnnnnnnbnnnnnnnn
<Double
D> HAMMY teleport from ATTACKERS!
<Andrevan> RED DOOMPUFF appeared in VOID!
<Double
D> Uh-oh.
<RobbyMVB> o.o
<RobbyMVB> RUN!
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFFs CAME
and RIPPED up KIRBY..
<Andrevan> 's MALLET!
<RobbyMVB> Hide behind Hammy...
<Double
D> HAMMY, teleport! TELEPORT!
<RobbyMVB> Tell them you are puny compared to Hammy..
<Double
D> Behind DDK!
<Andrevan> HAMMY and KIRBY ran to SAFE ZONE!
<Double
D> Phew.
<RobbyMVB> Low in cholesteral...look at the rich, thick
meat...who likes puffballs anyway? Okay, good.
<Sir_Chargon>
Robby, that would make the Doompuffs want to kill Kirby even more...
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFFs are on the LOOSE!
<RobbyMVB> -.-
<Double
D> Now, psychically push DDK in the UNSAFE ZONE! MUhahahhahahahaa!
<RobbyMVB> Eat the safe zone.
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFFs Ran to the SAFE ZONE!
<RobbyMVB> Crud...this is bad.
<Double
D> Oh poo.
<RobbyMVB> Hide behind the Narrator.
<Double
D> HAMMY teleport away!
<RobbyMVB> Me, too! In fact!!!
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFFs want to DESTROY!
<Andrevan>
NARRATOR is just a VOICE!
<Double
D> So they're just going to fight it out?
<RobbyMVB> hm.
<RobbyMVB> ph.
<Andrevan> HAMMY cannot TELEPORT in SAFE ZONE!
<RobbyMVB> Eat the safe zone, Kirby!
<Double
D> What? Run like the wind!
<Andrevan>
DOOMPUFF used JIGGLY DEATH!
<Andrevan>
WIND died!
<Double
D> Uh-oh! Cover your eyes!
<Andrevan> HAMMY has no base for comparison!
<Double
D> RUN REALLY FAST!
<Andrevan> KIRBY is not BIG enough to EAT ZONE!
<RobbyMVB> ...
<Andrevan> HAMMY ran FAST to UNSAFE ZONE!
<RobbyMVB> Wait a second.....
<Double
D> KEEP RUNNING!
<RobbyMVB> Well then, just lie there like the stupid little
marshmallow you are ^_^
<Andrevan> HAMMY is RUNNING!
<RobbyMVB> ...
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFF ran to KIRBY!
<RobbyMVB> Surrender to Doompuff.
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFF used BEARER OF DOOM!
<Double
D> Uh-oh...
<RobbyMVB> Offer to be one of his Pokemon...?
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFF snapped KIRBY in HALF!
<RobbyMVB> Ack!
<Andrevan> KIRBY died!
<RobbyMVB> Re-form!
<RobbyMVB> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<Sir_Chargon>
Ouch.
<Double
D> KEEP GOING HAMMY!
<Andrevan> KIRBY was swallowed WHOLE...er, HALF!
<RobbyMVB> Hey! The Doompuffs are spectators!
<RobbyMVB> They're interfering...ah, well.
<Sir_Chargon> NO
THEY'RE NOT!
<Andrevan> No, THEY ARE FIGHTERS!
<RobbyMVB> I'm not arguing with THEM.
<Andrevan> Go, ROBBY!
<RobbyMVB> Well, you shoulda said that. HEY!
<RobbyMVB> Return, ROBBY!
<Andrevan> No more PKMN!
<RobbyMVB> eep.
<Double
D> Uh-oh.... Was before his time... Poor RoBBY...
<Andrevan> ROBBY is out!
<RobbyMVB> Run like the Hammy!
<Andrevan> HAMMY is in the SECURE AND GOOD ZONE!
<Double
D> HAMMY, use AGILITY!
<RobbyMVB> Quit yelling, Chargon...
<Double
D> Just in case.
<RobbyMVB> ROBBY, jump into the secure and good zone!
<Andrevan> HAMMY is no-where near ROBBY, so ROBBY
has no COMPARISON!
<RobbyMVB> ...
<RobbyMVB> Uh.
<Double
D> Uh-oh.
<RobbyMVB> Just RUN!
<Andrevan> ROBBY doesn't have ZONE LOCATION!
<RobbyMVB> RUN!!!!!
<Andrevan> ROBBY is RUNNING!
<RobbyMVB> Can't I understand my own commands??
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFFs are FOLLOWING!
<Double
D> HAMMY, use AGILITY AGAIN!
<RobbyMVB> Run faster than DOOMPUFF!
<Andrevan>
HAMMY is SUPER-DUPER-FAST!
<Andrevan>
ALREADY!
<Double
D> Oh.. good.
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFFs caught up with ROBBY!
<RobbyMVB> FLY!
<RobbyMVB> Wait, cancel that!
<Andrevan> RED DOOMPUFF: MUH-TROP-LUHS!
<RobbyMVB> Use DIG!
<Sir_Chargon>
This doesn't look good.
<Double
D> HAMMY, use FORCE SHIELD around you... make sure ROBBY can't get in...
<Andrevan> ROBBY dug a HOLE!
<RobbyMVB> Keep digging!
<RobbyMVB> Down, down!
<RobbyMVB> And cover it up!
<Andrevan> HOLE led to SECURE and GOOD ZONE!
<RobbyMVB> ^_^
<Double
D> NOo!
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFFs got in!
<RobbyMVB> I feel secure.
<RobbyMVB> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
<RobbyMVB> UP UP UP!
<Double
D> HAMMY, RUN!
<RobbyMVB> Dig up!
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFF: Mmm...lip smackin good!
<RobbyMVB> Ack...
<Andrevan> HAMMY ran!
<Double
D> RUN away... I mean...
<RobbyMVB> ROBBY, run!
<Andrevan> ROBBY is on GROUND!
<Double
D> Stay in the arena.
<RobbyMVB> ****!!!
<Andrevan> HAMMY is doing THAT!
<Double
D> Good.
<Double
D> *phew*
<RobbyMVB> Don't say *phew*.
<RobbyMVB> It's a forbidden word.
<Andrevan> HAMMY ran to REALLY SAFE, SECURE,
DOOMPUFF-PROOF and ROBBY-PROOF ZONE!
<RobbyMVB> FRYING PAN SMASH!
<RobbyMVB> Arr...
<RobbyMVB> Not Frying Pan-safe.
<Double
D> HAMMY, you're the greatest.
<RobbyMVB> Throw the frying pan at him!
<Andrevan> ROBBY used FRYING PAN SMASH!
<RobbyMVB> What if DoubleD gets eaten?
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFF devoured PAN!
<Double
D> HAMMY, use REFLECT!
<RobbyMVB> Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
<RobbyMVB> HOLY LEMON!
<Andrevan>
HAMMY loves your PRAISE!
<Andrevan>
LEMONS landed on ROBBY!
<Double
D> It's true HAMMY, It's true.
<RobbyMVB> Ow.
<Andrevan> HAMMY used REFLECT!
<RobbyMVB> DoubleD's just a suckup...
<Sir_Chargon>
Maybe Hammy will leave you alone after this, DoubleD?
<RobbyMVB> Duck!
<Double
D> Probably not.
<Andrevan>
HAMMY is reflecting on all the times HE TREATED you BADLY
<RobbyMVB> Yah. The big Black Version Crossover has to
happen...
<Double
D> You are?
<RobbyMVB> Fun times, eh, Hammy?
<Andrevan> HAMMY is starting to FEEL happy!
<RobbyMVB> Remember all those days of torture...
<Double
D> Well
<Double
D> They were good. For HAMMY.
<RobbyMVB> ...at the hands of DD...
<RobbyMVB> Hammy is cool.
<Double
D> WHat? I never ever tortured him!
<Double
D> He is cool!
<RobbyMVB> But, I'm gonna SURVIVE!
<RobbyMVB> WAHAY!
<Andrevan> HAMMY still won't RELEASE DD, though,
but will treat HIM NICER!
<Double
D> Good. That's nice.
<RobbyMVB> ...unless he gets eaten by a Doompuff.
<RobbyMVB> C'mon, guys!
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFF heard ROBBY's
"WAHAY"!
<RobbyMVB> I'm the big Doompuff fan!
<RobbyMVB> Don't eat me!
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFF: Jiggly..kill...maim...DIE!
<RobbyMVB> Eat Crimson!
<Sir_Chargon>
Yeah, eat Crimson!
<RobbyMVB> Crimson hates Doompuffs. I've read all your
battles!
<Double
D> Crimson isn't here...
<Andrevan> RED DOOMPUFF ate 24 NETWORK WEBMASTERS,
including CRIMSON!
<RobbyMVB> *hears a BURP*
<Double
D> Yikes.
<RobbyMVB> Yikes.
<Sir_Chargon>
And I'm safe in my Protecto-Box...
<Andrevan>
But not CHARGON, DD, or EMERALD
<Double
D> Poor Dacta.
<RobbyMVB> Heh.
<Andrevan> Or, ROBBY...Yet...
<Double
D> Good, good.
<RobbyMVB> whimper...whimper...
<Andrevan>
Or, ERIC, DACTA, FLASHFIRE
<Sir_Chargon>
...Jason?
<RobbyMVB> I've kept a record of everyone you've
killed!
<RobbyMVB> I have Doompuff signs!
<RobbyMVB> I made you pics!
<Andrevan> JASON is not a NETWORK WEBMASTER!
<Sir_Chargon>
OK.
<RobbyMVB> PLEASE don't EAT ME......WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
<Double
D> Good.
<Andrevan> JASON is an ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER!
<RobbyMVB> ...or snap me in half.
<RobbyMVB> ...or kill me in any other way, in fact........
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFF is HUNGRY!
<RobbyMVB> eep.
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFF grabbed ROBBY!
<RobbyMVB> AHH!
<Sir_Chargon>
Yea, Doompuff's just going to beat you within an inch of your life.
<RobbyMVB> Wait!
<RobbyMVB> Look at Hammy!
<RobbyMVB> Lookit!
<RobbyMVB> HE'S A HAMSTER!
<Double
D> HAMMY's in the DOOMPUFF-proof zone... You're bigger, anyway.
<RobbyMVB> ...and I'm not spamming...........this is
urgent....
<Sir_Chargon> I
know.
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFF cannot see into the
DOOMPUFF-PROOF ZONE!
<RobbyMVB> Uh.
<Sir_Chargon>
This is one-sided...
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFF snacks on ROBBY leg!
<RobbyMVB> True...
<RobbyMVB> OW! I don't wanna go the way of Captain Pete!
<Sir_Chargon>
But funny.
<Andrevan> HAMMY is getting BORED!
<RobbyMVB> Where's Red Doompuff?
<Double
D> HAMMY, want to torture me?
<Double
D> er... wait...
<RobbyMVB> LOL
<Andrevan> RED DOOMPUFF is OFF eating FOREST
CREATURES!
<Double
D> How about a Gameboy, or something...
<Sir_Chargon> ...
<Andrevan> HAMMY wants to FIGHT!
<RobbyMVB> ...I thought they died...ah...OW!
<Andrevan> HAMMY ran to FIRING RANGE!
<Sir_Chargon>
Which Version are we in, Andrevan?
<Double
D> Noo! HAMMY no!
<Double
D> HAMMY use PSYCHIC, then!
<Andrevan>
We're in "Narrator Version"
<RobbyMVB> Go! Doompuff sound effects!
<Double
D> Don't hold back!
<Sir_Chargon>
OK.
<RobbyMVB> See?
<RobbyMVB> err...hear?
<Andrevan>
HAMMY used PSYCHIC and KILLED some PEOPLE!
<Andrevan>
HAMMY is bored no more!
<RobbyMVB> I'll dial the psychic hotline....
<Double
D> Good, get back in the SAFE-ZONE...
<RobbyMVB> Get in the safe zone NOW!
<Andrevan> (Y'know, I'm giving you a chance to
escape, Robby)
<RobbyMVB> I'M ESCAPING!
<Double
D> Play your flute next time to attract next time.
<RobbyMVB> SAFE ZONE SAFE ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNE!
<Double
D> ^to attract little kids next time you get bored.
<Double
D>
<RobbyMVB> ....
<Andrevan> HAMMY is still in DOOMPUFF-PROOF ZONE!
<RobbyMVB> Please?
<Double
D> Phew.
<RobbyMVB> I wanna go in the Doompuff-Proof Zone!
<RobbyMVB> And I don't CARE how far away it is!
<Andrevan>
Attack, Robby, don't whine
<RobbyMVB> I'M GOING NOW!!!!
<RobbyMVB> Agility!
<Andrevan> ROBBY used AGILITY!
<Double
D> Isn't in ROBBY proof too?
<Sir_Chargon>
Yes.
<Double
D> Wait. Let him in.
<Andrevan> ROBBY fastly RAN into DOOMPUFF's MOUTH!
<RobbyMVB> THE OTHER WAY!
<Double
D> Works just as well, I guees.
<Sir_Chargon>
Looks like a bad direction choice!
<RobbyMVB> THE OTHER WAY! NOW!
<Andrevan> ROBBY ran to the DOOMPUFF PROOF
BATHROOM!
<Sir_Chargon>
...
<RobbyMVB> Phew...
<RobbyMVB> brb...
<Andrevan> ROBBY went inside!
<RobbyMVB> ...
<RobbyMVB> ok, done.
<RobbyMVB> Now I'll just wait here.
<Double
D> HAMMY< use your powers to blow down the bathroom.
<Andrevan>
HAMMY used POWERS!
<Andrevan> BATHROOM went KAPUT!
<RobbyMVB> ROBBY< use your powers to make sure the
bathroom doesn't blow up
<Sir_Chargon>
Uh... DoubleD, you're still in a Doompuff Zone...
<Andrevan> Run, Robby, RUN!
<RobbyMVB> argh.
<RobbyMVB> Fine.
<RobbyMVB> I'll run.
<Andrevan> See Robby Run.
<Andrevan>
ROBBY ran!
<RobbyMVB> I know enough to obey a Narrator....
<Double
D> Where?
<RobbyMVB> UNLIKE doompuff, who is an aspiring narrator...
<Double
D> Where did he run?
<RobbyMVB> The great, wise, almight narrator's only
threat...
<RobbyMVB> *almighty
<Andrevan> ROBBY is at the threshold BETWEEN
DOOMPUFF PROOF ZONE and WORLD!
<RobbyMVB> O.O
<RobbyMVB> Uh.
<RobbyMVB> I'll enter the Doompuff-Proof Zone.
<RobbyMVB> In fact, Hammy is also a narrator...
<Double
D> Go ahead. Enter.
<Andrevan> ROBBY cannot enter! It is ROBBY-PROOF!
<RobbyMVB> Aargh.
<RobbyMVB> I'll hide under it.
<Double
D> Muhahahahahahahaha!
<Sir_Chargon>
...
<RobbyMVB> Fine.
<RobbyMVB> I'll rip off DoubleD's head.
<RobbyMVB> If Hammy refuses to fight, he has no will to
fight.
<Andrevan> RED DOOMPUFF appeared!
<RobbyMVB> AHHHHH!
<RobbyMVB> um.
<RobbyMVB> RUN!
<Andrevan> RED DOOMPUFF wants to EAT!
<RobbyMVB> ...again...*sigh*
<Sir_Chargon>
This Battle pretty much turned into a high-stakes game of Tag...
<Andrevan> ROBBY ran to a CONTROL ROOM!
<RobbyMVB> hmm...
<Double
D> Look at that tasty little ROBBY guy.
<RobbyMVB> what's this button that says "Turn off
anti-doompuff settings"?
<Double
D> Doesn't he look yummy?
<RobbyMVB> I guess I'll press it...
<Andrevan>
CONTROLS: Turn off Robby Proof. Turn off anti-doompuff settings
<Andrevan>
Which?
<Sir_Chargon>
DoubleD... you can get eaten too... You're not in a safe zone.
<RobbyMVB> I'll pres turn off Robby-proof.
<Double
D> HAMM...
<Double
D> Er.. wait... yes I am...
<Andrevan> DD is in the TRAINER's LOUNGE in
NARRATOR HEAVEN!
<Sir_Chargon>
Oh.
<Double
D> Oh, see.
<Double
D> Phew.
<Sir_Chargon>
Then isn't he out of the arena?
<Andrevan>
ROBBY-PROOF is off!
<Andrevan> DD isn't out.
<RobbyMVB> I'll RUN IN THE DOOMPUFF-FREE ZONE!
<Double
D> HAMMY, use PSYCHIC on ROBBY.
<Andrevan> ROBBY ran to DOOMPUFF-PROOF ZONE!
<RobbyMVB> Use PSYCHO on HAMMY.
<Sir_Chargon>
Agh... Too much sudden revelations...
<Andrevan> DOOMPUFF was renamed ROBBY!
<RobbyMVB> O.O
<RobbyMVB> HEY!
<Double
D> Thanks, ROBBY...
<RobbyMVB> What?
<Andrevan> ROBBYPUFF went in the DOOMPFF-PROOF
ZONE!
<Double
D> You're going to get us all killed...
<RobbyMVB> Ack...not my fault...I didn't know he was the
Name Changer...
<Sir_Chargon>
Now this will get interesting...
<Double
D> RUN HAMMY!
<RobbyMVB> RUN ROBBY!
<Andrevan> HAMMY is running around!
<Double
D> BITE ROBBY's LEGS!
<Double
D> RUN AWAY!
<RobbyMVB> Use your Go-Go Gadget Jet Pack!
<RobbyMVB> Run away!
<Andrevan> ROBBY is running around!
<RobbyMVB> Run AWAY from Doompuff!
<Andrevan> ROBBY used JET PACK!
<Andrevan>
ROBBYPUFF flew over!
<RobbyMVB> o.o
<Double
D> RUN AWAY!
<Andrevan> ROBBYPUFF is snacking on ROOBY FEET!
<Double
D> RUN AWAY, HAMMY! RUN!
<Andrevan>
er
<RobbyMVB> Noo...
<RobbyMVB> that...tickles...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Sir_Chargon>
This has taken an hour already...
<RobbyMVB> Oh, yah.
<RobbyMVB> Hm.
<Double
D> Yeah.
<RobbyMVB> MEGA KICK!
<Andrevan> ROBBYPUFF ate ROBBY UP!
<RobbyMVB> o.o
<Andrevan> YUM!
<Sir_Chargon>
There we go.
<RobbyMVB> Expand!
<Double
D> Yeah!
<Andrevan>
DOUBLED and HAMMY win!
<RobbyMVB> Take off my belt!
<RobbyMVB> Hey!
<Double
D> Whoo-hoo!
<RobbyMVB> I never fainted...I can expand and make Doompuff
explode...
<Andrevan>
Congratulations!
<Andrevan>
You are DEAD, Robby
<RobbyMVB> Then I'll ram into Hammy!
<Double
D> Yeay!
<RobbyMVB> Since when?
<Sir_Chargon>
Okay then. Robby is out of the Contest. DoubleD and HAmmy advance to Match 5.
<Sir_Chargon>
*Hammy
<Andrevan> Since DOOMPUFF ATE YOU!
<RobbyMVB> Yah, but I never died.
<Double
D> Phew... That'll be Friday, won't it?
<RobbyMVB> Unless you say "ROBBY DIED!"
<Andrevan> (aiie)
<Sir_Chargon>
ROBBY died!
<Andrevan>
heh
<Andrevan>
ROBBY lost and DIED!
<RobbyMVB> You're not using Red Text.
<RobbyMVB> Use NITPICK!
<RobbyMVB> ****!
<Double
D> NO-ONE has every escaped DOOMPUFF's stomach...
<RobbyMVB> You won't be happy for long...
<Sir_Chargon>
Now we need to fis the arena...
<RobbyMVB> Doompuff is on the lose..
<Double
D> Anyway... Emerald, when are you posting the Superguy battle?
<Andrevan>
Well, I'll see you all later
<RobbyMVB> I claim this battle ^_^
<Andrevan>
Today, DD
<Sir_Chargon>
*fix
<Andrevan>
No Robby, it's Chargon's
<RobbyMVB> Hmph.
<Double
D> Good. I'll check it before I post mine.
<Sir_Chargon>
Actually, it all of ours.
<RobbyMVB> Chargon shoulda made that clear at the beginning.
<RobbyMVB> MINE.
<RobbyMVB> Bye ^_^
<Andrevan>
Know why Robby lost?
<Andrevan>
He kept on being IDLE!
<Sir_Chargon> He
was being stupid?
<Double
D> SPAM?
<Sir_Chargon>
That too...
<Andrevan> He just didn't attack, even when
Doompuff was about to eat him
<Double
D> Oh right... little running....
<Double
D> Little attacking...
<Andrevan>
I waited a while for him to do something, and he didn't
<Double
D> though, I probably would've done the same.
<Sir_Chargon> Sir_Chargon gets several hundred laborers to
fix the arena
<Double
D> Seem's impossible to get away from a Doompuff.
<Sir_Chargon> True.
<Andrevan>
Well, you had a very well played game, DD
<Andrevan>
Hammy kept going
<Sir_Chargon>
Even though you didn't do very much when the Doompuffs came out...
<Andrevan>
But that's OK
<Double
D> Yeah...
<Sir_Chargon>
You just stayed in the Safe Zone...