NETWORK PORTAL
opened!
MÉLISSA
appeared!
Oooh... Never
been here before...^_^;
MÉLISSA
is now in FLAME VERSION!
OO! This
is Mashu's place ^^ - He always said I could come round for a bit.. Course,
that's only because he didn't want me to shred his arm...
NARRATOR
doesn't know who you happen to be...
Hm. You sound
a bit like.... an EXTRA! Oooo.....fun kill extra just for mee...
NARRATOR:
NO! I'm...a promoted Extra! I'm the NARRATOR!
Then why
can I see you?
NARRATOR
is VISIBLE!
And NARRATOR
is supposed to be a GREAT and INVISIBLE POWERFUL force... but..you...look
like an Extra...o_O
NARRATOR:
Well...uhm...
Well, you
have red text, it's good enough for me! ^_^
NARRATOR
fears that MATT is going SOFT on us...
What?
NARRATOR:
Introducing..uh...whatever you happen to be...
Oh, you HAVE
to know me! I'm Mélissa...the kawaiiest being in existance!
MASHU:
She's a pink pikachu anthro, Narrator person... And because this battle needs
to be interesting, that's all I can say...
NARRATOR:
Uh...Okay....o_O
So then,
Mr Narrator... Narrate! Heehee...
MÉLISSA
is WALKING ALONG in VIRIDIAN FOREST!
Hey! I was
in Flame Version a second ago..o_O
NARRATOR:
Yah...so?
SO I WANNA
STAY THERE! ;_;
MÉLISSA
is still walking!
No, I stopped
;_;*
MELISSA walked
into a WILD NIDORINO!
I'M NOT WALKING!
O_O - GET IT??
NARRATOR:
And she calls herself kawaii...
... You're
doubting me? C'mon, doubt... I need a reason for slicing you into pieces...
NARRATOR:
YOU?
NARRATOR
started LAUGHING!
NARRATOR:
Oh, you may not be kawaii, but CERTAINLY...A giant pink rat against me...hoo,
I'd love to see...
MÉLISSA
has KATANA BLADE against NARRATOR's THROAT!
NARRATOR:
...that...
Waah T_T
- You dun need to insult mee! Now I have to chop you up...
NARRATOR:
But... I'm the ALMIGHTY NARRATOR!
MASHU:
Look at Mélissa's battles on the Message Board...
NARRATOR
looks!
NARRATOR
sees NARRATOR die!
NARRATOR:
...EEP...
NARRATOR
cowers behind MASHU!
NARRATOR:
DON'T LET HER KILL ME! I'M TOO NEW TO DIE!
I may let
you off for that... but next time, take note, pleease? ^_^
NARRATOR
used APOLOGISE!
It's super
effective!
NARRATOR
went back to NARRATING!
Wild NIDORINO
is still here...
Oooh! Heya,
little thing! ^_^
NIDORINO
wants to fight!
Hm? Fight?
Ah, okie ^^ - Go MEEE!
MÉLISSA
sent out MÉLISSA!
NIDORINO
used POISON STING!
Me, deflect
it with the katana!
MÉLISSA
used DEFLECT!
STING was
DEFLECTED!
Yay!
Into MÉLISSA!
Owwies...;_;
- USE PLUSHIE FWAP!
MÉLISSA
used PLUSHIE FWAP!
NIDORINO
was BEATEN over the HEAD with a random PLUSHIE!
Ooh...Plushie
of Jason Ross ^_^ - MUST BE HUGGLED ^__^
MASHU:
...I didn't know they made plushies of Webmasters...
MÉLISSA
used HUGGLE!
PLUSHIE went
EEEP!
PLUSHIE ran
away!
AWW?! COME
BACK HERE YOUUUUU PLUSHIE!
MELISSA chased
the PLUSHIE!
MASHU:
Yes... Run... Run before I remind her she doesn't have a plushie head in
her collection of heads...
O_O - OOOOH!
COME BAAAAAACK!
NIDORINO
ran after MÉLISSA!
NARRATION
followed!
..
..
..
PLUSHIE stopped
running!
Everyone
else stopped too!
Right...
Now, Plushie, come be huggled... and die... but don't mind that...
NIDORINO
used TACKLE!
MÉLISSA
used I ONLY WANT HALF!
NIDORINO
was sliced in HALF!
LEG HALF
ran away!
o_O...Ooh!
Kawaii!
MÉLISSA
used STORE!
TOP HALF
was STORED in HAMMERSPACE!
MÉLISSA
won!
And now...
For the Plushie! Come here and be huggled!
PLUSHIE needs
HELP, badly!
You will
do if you don't let me huggle you... PLUUUUSHIEEEEE!
PLUSHIE used
PLUSH-LIKE ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER POWERS!
MÉLISSA
was paralysed! It can't do anything!
Waaaaa ;_;
- NOOO! PLUSHIEEEE......
PLUSHIE took
OPPORTUNITY to run FAR away!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
MÉLISSA
is paralysed no more!
...plushiee....
MÉLISSA
pulled out MR PLUSHIE!
Plushie!
Eeeeee ^_^
MÉLISSA
used HUGGLE!
SCENE was
KAWAII!
NARRATOR
ran away to avoid being horribly sick!
Whee....Plushieee.........
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