BATTLE restarted!
He's really
serious... it's been so long now...
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This weeks battle sees me trying to slip a return tribute in to the early days; how Pokémon affects our daily lives. Why? I re-read Red Version (fun to say fast is that :P) - and discovered a lot of LOLs could be extracted from it n.n
Battle #29:
Today November 26, 2000
Setting: Game /
Reality
Player: Mike
[No Record]
That # sign next
to the 29.. I've just noticed it looks weird...
MIKE sent
out REMOTE!
REMOTE used
INFRA-RED!
TV FUNCTION
was ACTIVATED!
TV used ON!
TV became
ONned!
SNOW-FILLED
SCREEN appeared!
Maybe Narrator
should get that # right next time...
NARRATOR
doesn't do this for his HEALTH you know!
..I should
think not, if you did I'd have probably killed you by now..
TV wants
you to WATCH it!
I've been
watching you every few minutes for the past seven weeks...
TV wants
you to WATCH it!
...no, you
don't care, you're just interested in getting me to watch. Blah.
TV LISTINGS
notes that MIKE's FAVOURITE is on!
...nice...BUT
I'VE SEEN IT OVER A THOUSAND TIMES!
TV LISTINGS
notes the show is called 'Mike's Favourite'!
....I've
decided it's not my favourite show any more. HAH!
NARRATOR
sweatdrops!
PROGRAM used
START!
CREDITS used
APPEAR!
And then
they roll-
Er...CREDITS
used ROLL!
CREDITS ROLLed
away!
C'mon...
ROLL BACK! I NEED SOME VARIETY!
MAIN PROGRAM
started!
And this
thing's gonna force me into peaceful watching--
MIKE slipped
into PEACEFUL WATCHING!
...
I'm not watching
it, I'm too busy thinking how to get out of here..
...
Narrator
giving me the ol' silent treatment, eh?
...
Any other
person would have been driven crazy trapped here. BUT NOT ME! I'm perfectly
sane! HAH HAH! Take that, Matt!
AMOUNT OF
TIME passed!
SHOW used
BORE!
MIKE became
BORED!
...do I /look/
bored?
TV wants
you to KEEP WATCHING!
I don't care...
What, are you FORCED to do this all the time? Oh, wait..
TV would,
since it has no CHOICE!
Well, I have
no choice either. So, I think I'll just leave this battle now-
OAK: MIKE,
now is not the time to do that!
Dead in 3...
OAK: MIKE,
now is not the time to say that!
Two...
OAK: MIKE,
now is not the time to be funny!
..I'm not
joking... One...
OAK: MIKE,
now is not the time to--
Zero.
OAK used
DIE!
Yay.
OAK died!
Tell you
what, it's fun to watch him repeatedly kill himself...
NARRATOR:
If all you could say had to follow "MIKE, this is not the time to..", wouldn't
you kill yourself too?
I'm trapped
in the eternally recurring pokébattle. So I would, yes.
MIKE went
into KITCHEN!
Funny, this
place has been eaten so many times, it still looks the same...
MIKE is WEIRD!
I eat my
house. HOW CAN I NOT BE WEIRD?!
NARRATOR
knew this; but even so, you're still WEIRD!
...I never
can tell if he really means that... or if he's just repeating...
MIKE needs
SOMETHING TO EAT, badly!
Yes... I
ate my house thousands of times, and I need MORE FOOD...
MIKE used
MAKE!
MIKE started
to MAKE a PIZZA!
DOUGH was
MADE!
CHEESE appeared!
TOMATO appeared!
TOPPING appeared!
...hey, those
anchovies had gone off...
MIKE used
SHOVETHEMALLTOGETHER!
PIZZA appeared!
PIZZA was
SHOVED in OVEN!
And this
oven is really slow... Tell them how long it'll take!
PIZZA will
be done in 3 DAYS!
Yes.. But,
the Narrator has a way around this...
NARRATOR
notes he said you needed SOMETHING TO EAT, badly!
The stupidest
word twist I've ever seen. Watch this...
MIKE ate
KITCHEN!
MIKE ate
TV!
MIKE ate
HOUSE!
I eat these
things repeatedly. WITH NO TOILET BREAKS!!
NARRATOR
wanted to MAKE a POINT!
YOU DON'T
HAVE A POINT ANY MORE!
NARRATOR
gained a POINT!
...Narrator,
22,573... Mike, ZERO..
NARRATOR
wonders WHY!
Because you
get a point every time, and they're building up..
NARRATOR
wonders WHY!
Becayse numbers
are cumulative! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, YOU GET THE IDEA!
NARRATOR....now
wishes he didn't ask. Bleh.
NARRATOR
notes MIKE is 100 MILES from EVERYTHING!
...INCLUDING
the EARTH!
And this
area is blue.
MIKE is FLOATING
in BLACK AREA!
HAH! NARRATOR
GOT IT WRONG! Now, say 'Nope', Narrator...
NARRATOR:
Yep.
Mélissa,
don't appear.
MÉLISSA
appeared!
See, no-one
listens to me any more! I NEED TO KNOW WHY!
NARRATOR:
You have no wish to know...
MÉLISSA:
Hello! ^_^
Hello, good
looking... what's say you leave Senkouhi and spend eternity here with me...?
Uh....MÉLISSA
went away again!
I get ONE
LINE! ONE!! And it's always good, so WHY WON'T ANYONE STAY HERE? Mind...
my favourite bit comes next...
NARRATOR:
Ehh.....
NARRATOR
starts BASHING up AUTHOR!
MATT:
Oh, you again... Let's see...
NARRATOR:
Fix the battle, please...
MATT:
No, Mike is gonna be stuck here for longer. :P
I am gonna
rip your throat out when I get out of here...
MATT:
You won't GET out of here! You're stuck here, forever...
Erg... third
line over... Seeya next cycle, Matt...
BATTLE restarted!
Here we go
again!
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This weeks battle sees me trying to slip a return tribute in to the early days; how Pokémon affects our daily lives. Why? I re-read Red Version (fun to say fast is that :P) - and discovered a lot of LOLs could be extracted from it n.n
Battle #29:
Today November 26, 2000
Setting: Game /
Reality
Player: Mike
[No Record]
November 26...
Hell, even TIME has stopped for this battle...
MIKE sent
out REMOTE!
REMOTE used
INFRA-RED!
TV FUNCTION
was ACTIVATED!
TV used ON!
TV became
ONned!
SNOW-FILLED
SCREEN appeared!
...hm...I
know how to get out of here...
NARRATOR
doesn't do this for his HEALTH you know!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
TV wants
you to WATCH it!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
TV wants
you to WATCH it!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
TV LISTINGS
notes that MIKE's FAVOURITE is on!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
TV LISTINGS
notes the show is called 'Mike's Favourite'!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
NARRATOR
sweatdrops!
PROGRAM used
START!
CREDITS used
APPEAR!
......gasp...lost
voice.... Graaah, it's not gonna work ;_;
Er...CREDITS
used ROLL!
CREDITS ROLLed
away!
Maybe I can
talk him into it next time I see his orange text...
MAIN PROGRAM
started!
SOMEONE HELP
MEE!
MIKE slipped
into PEACEFUL WATCHING!
...
Grah... I'm
really glad I eat this thing... I need a new one anyway...
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