...Flame Version
has sunk to a new low.
SEVEN FACES
of DR LAO! Showing at some random time on TCM!
...that pun
was bad, and that movie isn't very recent...
FLAME VERSION's
LOWNESS is BAD, and the fact it IS low isn't EXACTLY a NEW FACT either!
....Fine,
quibble with details...
NARRATOR
remembers something!
MATTCHU appeared
on ROAD to NOWHERE!
...eh?
NARRATOR
is going to try some OLD-STYLE again!
Random BATTLE
occurred!
SMALL STONE
wants to fight!
...you're
serious.
SMALL STONE
used NOTHING!
It's super
effective!
o_o
NOTHING happened!
I'm sure
that pun has been done before... Anyway. Me, use Eradicate.
MATTCHU used
ERADICATE!
SMALL STONE
POPULUS of the ROAD was ERADICATED!
BATTLE was
WON!
MATTCHU gained
BUNCHES of EXP!
...well,
that was hard.
...NARRATOR
can't think of another ENEMY to go against...
Random BOSS
BATTLE appeared!
..so soon?
MATTCHU has
already KILLED all of the RANDOM BATTLEs on the way!
...oh...yay...
I missed out on killing small stones one by one... whee.
RANDOM BOSS
is RUBY DRAGON GOD!
...that's
not fair.
LIFE's not
FAIR!
Neither are
you!
LIFE is NOT
FAIR, NARRATOR is NOT FAIR - NARRATOR IS LIFE!
NARRATOR
went AWAY!
EVERYTHING
began to DIE!
AAH O_O -
I never knew cereal mattered so much.
BATTLE started,
then!
RDG:
rarr
......o.o
RDG:
hehehe u r doof :P
...o...kay...
Me! Use..uh.. 6BQ!
MATTCHU doesn't
HAVE that attack!
RDG:
i do tho :P me, uz 6BQ
RDG used
6BQ!
MATTCHU has
6BQ now!
Heh. Worked
perfectly.
RDG:
D:
...
NARRATOR
feels SYMPATHY!
6BQ was given
BACK!
NARRATOR
was then SMITED out of EXISTENCE!
...idiot..
a narrator with sympathy is a contradiction to itself...
NARRATOR
#497439750165 APPEARED!
..o.o
RDG:
nuuuuuumbeeeeeerzzzzzz
...be quiet.
RDG:
:(
MATTCHU was
HIT RAPIDLY with an ANIME HAMMER!
RDG:
me not shut up :P ur doof
ow.
RDG:
hehe u suxx0rz
Derb?
RDG:
Maaaaaat
Wheeeee
RDG:
nerf
meow o.o;
RDG:
woof
NARRATOR
is becoming IRATE.....
nyeh. Me,
use Take Down.
RDG was TAKEn
DOWNtown and BEATEN into LITTLE SQUARE BLOCKS!
RDG:
:( me r oxo now
Hehe. Stock
cubes are fun.
WALL of OXO
CUBES land on MATTCHU!
...ow.
RDG:
hehe ur flat
Fine then...
Me, use Topple.
MATTCHU used
TOPPLE!
ENTIRE NETWORK
was TOPPLED!
...ok, that's
an interesting side effect...
WALL was
TOPPLED too!
RDG:
hehaea
...you're
going to keep making those comments, aren't you...
RDG:
darfykat darfykat wheee
...I understand
why you're from Ruby now... eeh...
NARRATOR
reminds you you're supposed to be BATTLING!
Oh...uh...
RDG:
me, uz fwap
RDG uz FWAP!
MATTCHU ews
FWAPD into the NEXT SCENE!
TURN missed!
RDG:
me, uz FWAP
Not enough
PP for FWAP!
RDG:
...wah. :( :( Wai?
ONE FWAP
is ALL you'll EVER NEED!
MATTCHU is
already fainted!
RDG:
...ooo :D yay4me yay4me yay4me
That's not
me, that's a plushie.
RDG:
O_O
RDG has FAINTED
a PLUSHIE!
RDG:
noooo :(
RDG revived
PLUSHIE!
PLUSHIE is
GRATEFUL!
PLUSHIE allied
itself with RDG!
RDG:
:D hehehe yaaaaaaay
...What harm
can a plushie do...?
RDG:
famous last words :)
PLUSHIE used
ATTACK SO GORY AND POWERFUL that NARRATOR doesn't know HOW to SAY it!
MATTCHU....oh
dear.
....what
the hell do you -mean-, "oh dear"?
....NEVER
MIND ^^
RDG:
owchie :( hehe I won battle yayayayayaya--
o.o - Will
anyone tell me what happened there...?
...uh...NO!
^^
Then I'm
not fainted.
...there's
enough left to be fainted?
There's enough
there for me to speak.
RDG:
hehe doooooof
Actually,
Matt doesn't know what's there, which is why he can't say.
RDG:
...
...
It's fun
being an alter of the webmaster. ^^
MATT:
Actually, what happened is irrelevant: you're now a plushie.
...what?!
MATT:
Don't argue. I've hyped up Battle #42 and I have no ideas for it yet. So,
I'll attempt to make some...
...damn you,
if I wasn't you I'd kill you.
MATT:
Just don't 'Rai' at my parents again. That was scary. Especially because
you were me at the time.
Hey.. I'm
not responsible for that!
*AHEM*
MATTCHU has
a BATTLE to FINISH!
RDG:
hm o.o kthx me plushie use win
RDG and PLUSHIE
used WIN!
That can't
work.
..oh no?
...Come on.
Your Narratorial Pride is at stake. It's an attack that can't work. That's
what it was written as!
...NARRATOR
has PRIDE?
NARRATOR
likes being DIFFERENT!
Attack SUCCEEDED!
RDG and PLUSHIE
won!
...grah.
Even THIS
narrator has more wit then you!
...you let
'Win' succeed. You're fired.
....huh?
You heard
me. Go.
...NARRATOR
doesn't WANT TO!
NARRATOR
ran away!
Forget it...
I'll get him back, and more, in Flame #42. BE THERE, or... don't. :(
RDG:
but we want you to be there :) :D yayayayayay
So, until
next time...
ROAD ENDED
ABRUPTLY!
...welcome
to Nowhere.
To be continued?
RDG:
..not a chance :P
Hey, where
else can a prestige battle take place, but nowhere at all...
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