MAN appeared!
..just..
A man..? o.o - Not.. something else.. or..
NO! A MAN
APPEARED!
..not a guy..?
..MAN appeared!
That's two.
...shut up.
ONE MAN has APPEARED, HE IS LOOKING AT YOU!
..But I'm
not here yet.
Er.. Well..
YOU appeared!
Me? Or you?
YOU!
Oh, you.
...GRAAAAAGH!!!
MATTCHU appeared!
MAN ran away!
..you're
not doing too well here, are you..
MATTCHU has
been TOSSED back into REALITY as an ANTHRO RAICHU!
...yay4me?
Why tell me something I already know, anyway..?
BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT NARRATORS DO!
..then why
do we have you at all?
BECAUSE WE'RE
FUNNY!
...
No, REALLY!
Ha ha.
The HUMOUR
of a VERSION is DECIDED SOLELY by it's NARRATOR!
And what
about 'O Holy Webmaster, who rules you unto forevermore'?
...You mean
YOU?
..yes, I
mean me.
You don't
HAVE HUMOUR, your FUNCTION is to be TREATED like an EXTRA by ME!
..can you
stop rambling and just sta--
REALITY wants
to fight!
...what?
REALITY doesn't
like you.
uh..
REALITY knows
where you live.
..I sense
deja v--
REALITY is
at your house, knocking on your door.
..reality
IS my house, reality IS everything you look at..
...NARRATOR
may have lost his point, but he WON'T LOSE the BATTLE!
THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU AREN'T FIGHTING!
EXACTLY!
..okay then.
Go...uh..
MATTCHU sent
out RDG!
eh?
It's all
you have!
..oh, joy..
REALITY sent
out the UNIVERSE!
..um. RDG,
use... <quote on> YAAAAAAY KAWAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII!
.....hahahahahahaha...
RDG used.... hoo, hoo... Really! That's an attack?
YES! DAMNIT!
USE IT!
RDG.. heehee...
used.. <quote on> YAAAAAAY KAWAAAIIIIIIIIIIII!
..you missed
out an I.
DOES IT REALLY
MATTER?
...Yes?
UNIVERSE
started to LAUGH!
..it's a
truly ridiculous attack...
It's super
funny!
And pathetic,
too!
Just like
this version!
Just like
YOU, you excuse for a...whatever the hell you actually are..
I'm not pa--
JUST SAY
WHAT THE ATTACK DID!
Attack missed!
..blah.
UNIVERSE
used W3 0WNZ J00!
UNIVERSE
OWNS YOU!
...so?
....blah.
We're not
getting anywhere here... RDG, use ATOM SPLITTER!
RDG used
ATOM SPLITTER!
RDG's ATOMS
SPLIT!
Two RDG's
now EXIST!
..well..uh..
Double Team?
RDGs used
DOUBLE TEAM!
UNIVERSE
can't LOSE!
Attack failed!
WHAT?
Nyahahahahahaha...
UNIVERSE
used SPLIT DECISION!
UNIVERSE
DECIDEd to SPLIT!
TWO UNIVERSES
now exist!
...that's
bad.. uh.. We have a problem now.
..uh..
REALITY is
angry because this BATTLE defies PHYSICS!
..but Pokebattles
regularly defy physics..
REALITY doesn't
care!
Well, we
knew that much..
MATTCHU was
ZAPPED by MYSTERIOUS FORCES!
REALITY IS
NOT A MYSTERIOUS FORCE!
...yah, well,
I wasn't going to say exactly WHAT zapped you, was I...
Anyway..
back to the two-universe thing..
NARRATOR
thought for a while...
UNIVERSES
exploded!
Use next
pokémon?
..I think
that's the second time that the Universe has been split in two and destroyed
in Flame..
NARRATOR
has OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER!
Narrator
can't stop using caps, right..?
MATTCHU IS
CORRECT!
CAPS R R0XX0RZ!
..and you're
not RDG, either.
RDG:
caps r r0xx0rz
..I give
in.
MATTCHU forfeited
the battle!
..WAIT! NOT
LIKE THAT!
TOO LATE!
REALITY won!
ugh.. Reality
can't beat me.. I don't even exist!
You don't?
MATTCHU started
to disap--
WAAAAAIT!
Heh.. Care
to RETHINK that..?
....I really,
REALLY, hate you...
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