Narrator/Player

NARRATOR wants to know why NO BATTLES have taken place in the last FEW MONTHS!
it's not that long really, yea, I was redesigning the version website.
NARRATOR wonders why a SITE REDESIGN would take a FEW MONTHS!
Russ was supposed to do it! I thought he'ld do it. But he wouldn't!
NARRATOR can't believe you'ld trust another webmaster.
oh my god, don't you know IRC?
JASON ROSS appeared!
JASON ROSS knows about IRC!
uh, forget that.
JASON ROSS ran away CONFUSED!
RUSS appeared!
RUSS: "You never sent me the files I required!"
i didn't? stupid dcc to /dev/null
i know! *uses summon butcheress*
WEBMASTER used SUMMON BUTCHERESS!
BUTCHERESS appeared!
RUSS is STARING at BUTCHERESS!
RUSS: "You know BUTCHERESS, when I saw you, I, I, uh, I can't say it. I don't know how to say it, but, uh, no, I can't say it"
BUTCHERESS: "I can read your mind and I can see what you're thinking already, hentai beast!"
RUSS is getting all SWEET over BUTCHERESS!
dun tell me...
NARRATOR ran INSTALL.EXE!
huh?
NARRATOR installed LOUDSPEAKERS!
uhno, not these, ANYTHING BUT THESE!
LOUDSPEAKER: "It's a whole new world to live in!"
no, NOT THIS MUSIC!
NARRATOR adjusted LOUDSPEAKERS!
phew!
LOUDSPEAKER: "Digimon! Digital monsters! Diggerony is annoying!"
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Press O rapidly to increase volume!
just turn it down!
RUSS: "Turn that thing down! Let me talk to BUTCHERESS!"
BUTCHERESS: "This RUSS guy is freaking me out!"
RUSS: "I still can't say I wish I had that massive cleaver of yours."
BUTCHERESS: "And that huge cleaver of yours is solid enough to cut through anything!"
uhoh, not a hentai scene.
RSACI CLOUDS appeared!
Not this. Please!
RSACI CLOUDS flew over BUTCHERESS!
EVERYONE thinks that they know WHAT WILL HAPPEN!
RSACI CLOUDS used THUNDER!
THUNDER hit WEBMASTER!
It's super effective!
ow! huh?
RSACI CLOUDS: "It's your responsibility to keep the hentainess of this version down!"
NIDORAN(M) and NIDORAN(F) appeared!
Uh?
They started kissing each other!
What? NIDORAN(M) is EVOLVING!
Congratulations! NIDORAN(M) evolved into NIDORINO!
huh? that's definitely different
What? NIDORAN(F) is EVOLVING!
Congratulations! NIDORAN(F) evolved into NIDORINA!
someone has been watching ash too much.
TOM ATO appeared!
ANN CHOVIES appeared! o.o
TOM ATO: "Do you think people evolve when they get kissed?"
ANN CHOVIES: "I guess we'll just have to find out"
ANN CHOVIES is SNICKERING!
ANN CHOVIES: "Don't tell the world!"
ANN and TOM started kissing each other!
eeeeew, I never wanted frost version to be so filled with hentainess!
What? TOM ATO is EVOLVING!
Congratulations! TOM ATO evolved into RED!
What? ANN CHOVIES is EVOLVING!
Congratulations! ANN CHOVIES evolved into MISTY!
these sound very familiar o_O
Watch the hentai scene continues, in Frost Battle #2!

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