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PB2 - Rumble in the Fungus
April 14, 2002

Player: Chargon
Setting: Mendin's Base (now inside CoMiFuDo)

The infidel has consumed God. I shall smite it down with all of my fury!
SHUT UP!
What?!? How dare you speak against God! I know of the narrators, taking godlike powers and using them against the innocent. YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED!
NARRATOR is hit with one of his own PUNs, becoming PUN-ished!
...
Narrator uses SPLIT! Narrator splits into Battling Narrator (B Narrator) and Narrating Narrator! (Narrator)
Good...a fight...
Enemy B NARRATOR wants to fight!
Very well, but remember, I am GOD!
CHARGON used GOD! Chargon is GOD! Stats rose to maximum!
B Narrator used ATHEIST! B Narrator doesn't believe in GOD!
....I'm stunned..
CHARGON is paralyzed! He may or may not obliterate B Narrator!
Unbeliever! Thou shalt perish!
Webmaster: NO FLOWERY LANGUAGE!
..sorry
Chargon used PERISH!
A church PARISH appeared and beat B Narrator with sticks.
..this isn't what I intended. You dare to mock my words?
..YES, and your attack worked, so CONTINUE!
B Narrator used GODLY NARRATION POWERS!
Doesn't effect God Chargon..
Now you shall feel my wrath!
Webmaster idly plays Magic the Gathering and finds a good card.
Chargon used WRATH OF GOD! Critical hit!
Enemy B Narrator and 99.9% of CoMiFuDo died!
...WOWIE!
..indeed, do not underestimate the power of God!
CoMiFuDo is regrowing on its dead self!
CoMiFuDo uses DIGEST!
Chargon reads a Readers Digest as he is covered in fungusy digestive juices!
choose next messiah?

Player: Mendin
Setting: World of Hurt!


MENDIN is READING a newspaper!
...thank you Narrator... let's see... "Large Fungus Takes Control of Country, Controls Businesses, and Builds Computer Factories" ...sounds like the Communistic Microsoft Fungus of Doom.....lovely....
COMIFUDO appears!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..KIDDING! It's only Chargon the penguin!
...*rereads first half of battle* I thought CoMiFuDo ate you...
CHARGON: Do not underestimate the power of God
yes almighty one.... .oO(I cant believe I said that to a penguin)...anyways, we need to get CoMiFuDo to the Fungus Version, where I'll be able to use my webmaster powers to control and destroy it. Gather a crack team of commandos to help me, and I shall go to my hoe and prepare the portal.
CHARGON: As you wish..
CHARGON bows and vanishes in a PUFF OF SMOKE!
...nifty...
HOMICIDAL MANIAC WITH A BIG SWORD AND BLONDE HAIR appears!
.......NANI?
HMWABSABH was renamed SIR CHARGON!
...Mendin, you do know you're screwed?
Can it narrator...
MENDIN got a CAN of WHOOP@$$ opened on him by Sir Chargon! Critical Hit! Mendin needs medical attention badly!
....pain.......why is this happening to the webmaster....
YOU have no power outside of Fungus Version!
.....*mystic powers*
a PLOTHOLE appeared under Chargon, carrying him off to Battle 10!
MENDIN hobbles away in pain!
need a doctor...then I work on the portal...OW! MY KIDNEY JUST WENT!

PB 1: Fungus Attack
January 31, 2002
Player: Mendin
Setting: Mendin's secret base, real world


Ahhh, lust relaxing at my secret base in Equatorial Guinea
…YOU just revealed the LOCATION of your Secret Base, moron!
….Oh great, the webmaster is being abused by his own narrator. Remind me to kill him later
…THREE SHADOWED FIGURES appear!
*blinkyblnk*…who're you?
THREE SHADOWED FIGURES are your SUB-WEBMASTERS, moron
..oh yeah, you wanted to keep your identities secret for the moment…
…MORON
….ok, did any of you hire Ditto36 as my narrator?
DITTO36 appears!
Ditto36: I'm not your narrator, moron.
DITTO36 leaves!
…MORON!

Note to self: get nicer narrators… in the mean time, an old Blue Version trick on the narrator… FATAL EYE GOUGE!
MENDIN used FATAL EYE GOUGE!
MENDIN was FATALLY GOUGED in the EYE!
*The Eye of the World, the first book of the Wheel of Time series, now on sale at Barnes & Noble!*

OW! ….pain….evil narrators….bad ads…..feels like Red Version..
*Red Version, the birthplace of pokebattles! www.pokebattles.com*
…..argh….must..kill…narrator….THAT IN THE NAME OF VIVI, LANI, AND JASON ROSS IS THAT?!?!?!
*Lani, the odd one, webmistress of Grape Version……..WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
THAT is CoMiFuDo!

…..wtf?
COMMUNISTIC MICROSOFT FUNGUS OF DOOM!
….oh…
THREE SHADOWED FIGURES run off screaming like little girls!
….cowards!
CoMiFuDo eats your base, and you go flying of, and RUN AWAY SCREAMING like a little girl!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGON appeared!
…Sir Chargon?
NO, just a penguin that thinks he's God
….o..k…
Chargon: The fungus is no match against the almighty God!
CHARGON glows golden and flies towards CoMiFuDo!

Yeah! Go godlike penguin!
CHARGON is eaten!
…I'll run away screaming now
MENDIN does just that!
CoMiFuDo turns and eyes Narrator hungrily
Um….good rabid fungus….keep away….ARGH!
CoMiFuDo: *chomp chomp gulp*




 

 

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