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2001-07-15 GV 2.0 has been renamed GV 1.999.
2001-06-15 School's finally out. I'm gonna miss some real-life friends. Unfortunately, my excessive wirter's block forces me to update tommorow instead.
2001-06-04 Eliminated the MIDI archive due to the excessive work I need to do. Yes, I do have claimed 2 battles, but what's the point of posting those if I can't tell whose text is the player's? ?_?
2001-05-31 New, but not spankin' new battle. Enjoy the crappy battle I just created.
Any battle that exceeds RSACi level 2 will be deleted WITHOUT WARNING.
Location: Yellow Version
Players: Mendin [0-0-0], Jason Ross [0-0-0]
JASON ROSS appeared!
JASON says YOU are being BANNED for saying POKEBATTLES IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL!
I didn't say that.
YES YOU DID YOU SON OF AN ONION!
SHUT YOUR FACE! I. DID. NOT. DO. THAT!
Son of a b**ch, you did that! You're a liar liar pants on flame!
It's "pants on fire," you moron.
And BTW, JASON was hit by RSACi CLOUD!
Oh, god dam--or, gosh darn it!
And BTW, I DEMAND A BATTLE, MENDIN!
WEBMASTER JASON wants to battle!
Shut your trap, and GO REALLY EVIL JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM!
MENDIN sent out DOOMPUFF!
AAAAAAAAH!
JASON does not have a POKEMON called AAAAAAAAH!
JASON sent out FLASHFIRE!
FLASHFIRE used POLL!
FLASHFIRE created a POLL!
FF: Should Mendin be banned from this board?
Yes.
No.
Shut up.
POLL used END!
TOP CHOICES were YES, NO, and SHUT UP!
NARRATOR facefaults!
DOOMPUFF use JIGGLY DEATH!
DOOMPUFF used JIGGLY DEATH!
JELLO-MADE DEATH appeared!
Use MAGIC to kill JIGGLY DEATH!
Fine! FLASHFIRE use MAGIC!
FLASHFIRE used MAGIC!
FLASHFIRE played MAGIC (the card game) with JIGGLY DEATH!
No effect!
This is boring; I'm gonna eat some Jell-O.
J-DEATH smells JELL-O!
J-DEATH stole MENDIN's JELL-O!
It's super effective!
JIGGLY DEATH leaves after stealing 100 LBS. OF JELL-O!
GIMME BACK MY JELLO NOW!
This is the worst battle ever. FLASHFIRE use BAN!
FLASHFIRE used BAN!
MENDIN was BANNED!
JASON ROSS wins!
>> View/post comments on battle #22: Now you shut up!
Battle #23: Dot-Com Boom 2001-05-25
Location: New Bark Town
Player: Goldenrod Webmaster [?-?-?]
WEBMASTER is watching TECHTV!
WEBMASTER notices a DOT-COM BOOM!
DOT-COMS used BOOM!
".COM" disappeared from every site with a .COM suffix!
?!
NEW URL for POKEBATTLES.COM is WWW.POKEBATTLES!
NEW URL for GOLDENROD VERSION is WWW.GEOCITIES/GOLDENROD_VERSION!
What in the name of Bill Gates...!? THAT'S IT! STUPID DOT-COMS!
.COMs appeared!
.COMs want to fight!
.COMs sent out 56K MODEM!
56K SUCKS! GO CABLE MODEM!
The enemy's modem is a piece of junk! Go CABLE MODEM!
.COM: What you say!
You have no chance to survive make your domain name.
.COMs made up a DOMAIN NAME!
DOMAIN NAME is MISSINGNO.COM!
NINTENDO appered!
NINTENDO fined .COMs $180,000 for using a COPYRIGHTED DOMAIN NAME!
NINTENDO left!
Besides, what's the POINT of REGISTERING the NAME if the .COM SUFFIX is no longer a SUFFIX?
All your bandwidth are belong to us. You're on the way to--
HEY! NO MORE ZERO WING PARODIES, OKAY?
Use IEXPLORE!
CABLE MODEM used IEXPLORE!
INTERNET EXPLORER 5.0 appeared!
YAHOO.COM did not LOAD!
What happened?
That was the way to 404 error. 56K MODEM use CONNECT!
56K MODEM used CONNECT!
56K MODEM will take 2 TURNS to CONNECT!
Stupid.
CM used STUPID!
CM's IQ greatly fell!
IQ-O-METER reads 30!
HEY!
Sorry, MOVES cannot be UNDOed!
56K MODEM's CONNECTION continues!
Now shut up, narrator. CM use POPUP AD!
CM used POPUP AD!
56K MODEM is fully connected!
56K MODEM used CTRL+ALT+DEL!
AD was closed...
...ALONG WITH BROWSER WINDOW!
Isn't that one of those ads that shut all windows down if you close them quickly?
Yes.
56K MODEM fainted!
.COMs sent out 28.8K MODEM!
28.8K MODEM used CONNECT!
28.8K MODEM will take 9999999999999999999999999999 TURNS to connect!
AAH! 28.8! KILL!
CM used MILLIONS OF ADS!
MILLIONS OF POPUP ADS showed up on .COMs' PC!
PC died!
.COMs can't fight without a COMPUTER!
GOLDENROD WEBMASTER wins!
ALL .COMs went back to their owners!
TECHLIVE appeared!
TECHTV announced A DOT-COM BUST!
ALL DOT-COMS played BLACKJACK!
ALL DOT-COMS busted!
ALL DOT-COMS went broke!
GREAT DEPRESSION II began!
>> View/Post comments on Battle #23: Dot-Com Boom
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>> 1-5 (Ye Really Old Goldenrod Version)
>> 6-10
>> Tournament #1
>> 11-15
>> 16-20
>> 21
Fan Battles:
>> None yet
Extras:
>> Goldenrod Version Forums 2.149
>> Top 500 Ways You like PokeBattles too much list
>> Sonic the Hedgehog Hoaxes archive
Links:
>> Metal--er, Doom Version
>> A site made by a classmate from my school
>> The Sonic Foundation (tSF)
>> Sonic the Hedgehog Area 51
>> Megatokyo
>> Nintendo Power Source (you might not be able to get to this site at your school)
>> Ye Olde Goldenrod Version
Current stats for Goldenrod Version:
Regular battles: 24.5
Fan Battles (posted/claimed): 0/2
Tournaments: 1 (5.5 battles to next touney)
Live Battles: 0 forever (I'm not allowed in IRC)
Fanfics: 0 for all eternity (I have no fanfic-writing skillz)
Highest BQ: 4/6 (C)
Highest Update stars: 5/5 (A)
HIghest Site Design stars: 4/4 (A)
Lowest BQ: 3/6 (D)
Lowest Update stars: 1/5 (F)
Lowest Site Design Stars: 3/4 (C)
Date site was started: Around late December 2000
Date I joined the Network: 2001-12-18
Key:
Alive
Dead/Ghost
Missing
On vacation
Suspended
Expelled
Undead (please highlight that, it's black)
.coms: 0-1-0, 23
Goldenrod Webmaster: 1-0-0, 23
Jason Ross: 1-0-0, 22
Mendin (banned only from Yellow): 0-1-0, 22
Location: Genocide City Zone Act 1
Player: Sonic the Hedgehog [0-0-0]
Hey, whose idea was it to put me in--AAAAAAAAH!
SONIC kept falling and CRASHED! ...into PIT!
>> View/Post comments on--NO! THAT BATTLE WAS TOO SHORT! I WANT TO FIGHT!
Shut your face! The battle has ended!
Then I demand another battle!
Battle #24.5: The First and a Half Ever Non-Fanbattle Sonic Battle 2001-05-31
Location: Green Hill Zone act 1
Player: Sonic the Hedgehog [0-0.5-0]
Thanks.
Just shut up.
No, you shut up.
You!
You!
You!
You!
SHUT UP!
YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR TRAP!!
NARRATOR used SHUT HIS FACE!
NARRATOR shut his TRAP DOOR!
I knew it--you dragged me here just to corner me!
Where? This LOCATION on this PLANET?
Yes. Can we fight now?
Yes.
SONIC wants to FIGHT!
SONIC sent out TAILS!
NARRATOR sent out GOLDENROD WEBMASTER!
What? The narrator owns me? That was supposed to be the other way around!
NARRATOR can do WHATEVER HE WANTS!
Sorry, narrator, I'm also a narrator myself.
WHAT?!?!?!?!??!!?
Yup. NARRATOR used WHATEVER HE WANTS!
NARRATOR does not have THAT ATTACK!
Oh, SHUT UP!
We've been at that phrase for several lines. Can we stop saying that? BTW, TAILS, use TAILS!
TAILS used TAILS!
TAILS flipped a COIN!
TAILS came up!
ANOTHER TAILS appeared!
2 TAILS TO FIGHT?! Argh! I demand a revolt!
GOLDENROD WEBMASTER used REVOLT!
NARRATOR killed GW for REVOLTING!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
What's your problem, b**ch?
YOU DESTROYED THE GOLDENROD WEBMASTER! WITHOUT HIM, WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF INANIMATE OBJECTS!
NARRATOR realized his MISTAKE!
GOLDENROD WEBMASTER came back to life!
Thanks.
Now where were we...oh yeah, it was my turn...
TAILS, FLY up into the air!
TAILS used FLY!
TAILS flew up, up and away!
!!!!!
TAILS got TIRED!
TAILS greatly fell!
...on SONIC!
Critical hit!
On who?
BOTH!
SONIC fainted!
TAILS fainted!
TRAINERS can't battle fainted!
Therefore, I WIN! YAY!
SHUT UP!