Battle #5: Harry Potter/Poké Battles Crossover 2000-12-27 Location: Pallet Town, Kanto Players: GS68 (1-1-1, last battle win vs. Local Angry Mob), Ash (0-1-0, last battle loss vs. Link and Misty), and Vernon Dursley (0-0-0)
GS68 appeared! ASH appeared! Well, it's another shining morning. How about a battle? VERNON appeared! VERNON says POKéMON SUX! And why? Because it is just as bad as that f***ing Harry Potter! I have three things to say: 1. Harry Potter is not bad, it's just forbidden to use magic in public, and it is just having a little popularity fight between us and them. 2. Pokémon is an important part of a trainer's daily life 3. HEY, NO FREAKIN' CUSSIN'! SHEESH! RSACi appeared! RSACi says ASH is correct! No swear words! RSACi left! Wait...I lost track! What was happening? That stupid Dork-sley was swindling us for doing something we didn't do! Oh yeah..well, anyway, PKMN. TRAINER GS68 wants to battle! Hey, wait a minute...I DON'T HAVE A TEAMMATE! MARGE DURSLEY appeared! MARGE DURSLEY sent out MARGE! VERNON sent out KILLPUFF! What the heck is THAT??! POKéDEX: Killpuff, the kill-- VERNON destroyed the POKéDEX while you were busy using it! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enemy VERNON snapped ASH's POKéDEX in half! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! GS68 sent out MISSINGNO! In case you're wondering, GS68 forced the game to save when he caught it! ASH sent out MISSINGNO! GS68'S MISSINGNO used KILL! KILLPUFF died! Great, I never got a chance to use that, I just caught it with my special edition POKé BALL! MARGE used SWEAR! MARGE used a high level PROFANITY WORD! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE, ESPECIALLY AGAINST ME! NARRATOR fainted! I can narrate. I am substituting for the fainted NARRATOR! I gained the NARRATOR's powers! ASH'S MISSINGNO. used SCARY SCREEN SHOT! A SCREEN SHOT of the severe bug from DKC2 was diplayed on a pocket TV! VERNON fainted! My MISSINGNO. used METRONOME! MISSINGNO. used KILLER BEAM! MARGE evaded the attack! Urrh! BUTCH URRH appeared! BUTCH says that is a copyrighted quote of BUTCH URRH! BUTCH left! MARGE used MERGE! MARGE merged with VERNON! MARGE is stuck! MARGE used RUN! Can't escape! Finsih her off! KILL attack! MISSING NO. used KILL! MARGE died! VERNON died!
Battle #4 Poké Gods are not necessary! 2000-12-22 Location: Silver757's house Player: None
PORTAL opened! SILVER757 appeared! PORTAL closed! DOORBELL rang! SILVER757 opened the DOOR! MISSINGNO. appeared! YEEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHH! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! SHUT UP! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! MISSINGNO. appeared! LOCAL ANRY MOB appeared! Since when did Goldenrod Version had its own angry mob? Before GOLDENROD VERSION was created, the LOCAL ANGRY MOB in SHADOW VERSION came back to life and went on a mission to kill a certain TRAINER with a backwards-rotated hat, a POKéGEAR, and a HI-TECH BACKPACK! Um, let me guess. It was me. Yup! But what's so bad about a trainwe with a backwards hat, a PokéGear, and an automatic-sorting backpack? LOCAL ANGRY MOB says you're responsible for killing the POKé GODS! Now they can;t catch anymore! ...I want to fight. SILVER757 wants to battle! Go LUGIA! Hey, that's MY Lugia! I'm trying to imitate the game! Whatever. Lugia, Aeroblast! LUGIA used AEROBLAST! It's super effective! LOCAL ANGRY MOB fainted! The 20 MISSINGNOs fainted! LOCAL ANGRY MOB is still standing! MISSINGNOs are still standing! But if they fainted, why are they still here? Because...IT DOESN'T AFFECT ENEMY GIANT MOB! WHAT IN THE NAME OF ULTIMATE DOOPUFF...?! LOCAL ANGRY MOB used GAMESHARK! HEY! IT IS FORBIDDEN BY LAW TO USE A GAMESHARK! OFFICER JENNY #19 appeared!
Player: Local Angry Mob
DIE POLICE! LOCAL ANGRY MOB used FLAMING TORCH! OFFICER JENNY DIED! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Anyway, the GAMESHARK CODE WAS 012F-OD60! SILVER757 was frozen solid! ... LOCAL ANGRY MOB used 2732-2B19! ROCKET GRUNT appeared! ROCKET GRUNT used FLAMETHROWER! SILVER757 was thawed! Oops. Go EVERYONE! Note from the Webmaster: The Pokémon Silver757 uses are the ones he has in the actual game. LUGIA used AEROBLAST! ZAPDOS used ZAP CANNON! TYPHLOSION used EARTHQUAKE! TOGETIC used METRONOME! TOGETIC used FISSURE! TENTACRUEL used SLUDGE BOMB! GYARADOS used SURF! LOCAL ANGRY MOB finally DIED! YES! THAT D**N MOB HAS BEEN KILLED! SPECIAL TV REPORT appeared! SPECIAL TV REPORT interrupted the program to bring you an emergency REPORT! MISSINGNO2 has changed course! MISSINGNO2 has decided to attack METAL VERSION! If Aqua Doompuff is headed toward Red Version, which is a relative of Aqua Version, that means that an evil character will always attack a site most related to its home site! I better warn Ultrainer...
Battle #3: New Ally 2000-12-16 Location: Hyrule Field Player: Ash (0-0-0) and Link (0-0-0)
Um, where are we headed again? You are headed toward KOKIRI FOREST to kill LINK! Where is that? 49 degress north and 150 feet!
Location: Kokiri Forest
LINK appeared! Careful, Pikachu, he's tough. LINK used KISS! MISTY was kissed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! ASH's RAGE rose! ASH wants to battle! Go PIKACHU! ASH sent out PIKACHU! Hehehehe...GO ME! LINK sent out LINK! LINK used LOVE POTION! CRITICAL HIT! PIKACHU allied with enemy LINK! Not again...GO HAT! ASH SENT OUT HAT! HAT used FRISBEE! CRITICAL HIT! LINK has a cut! DIRECTOR: CUT! Oh, shut up. So you won a contest in order to win that? Yup. I think I'll fine tune that hat. LINK used SWORD! HAT died a horrible agonizing DEATH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MUST...STOP...THEM! PIKACHU re-allied with ASH! PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK! CRITICAL HIT! LINK FAINTED! MISTY used EPISODE 2 YELL! IT'S HYPER EFFECTIVE! ASH fainted. Use next Pokémon? Yes > No ASH just remembered that he owes MISTY a new BIKE! LINK asks MISTY on a DATE! >Yes No
Battle #2: The Goldenrod Version meets the Brown version! 2000-12-15 Location: Brown Version Players: Silver757 (0-1-0, last battle loss vs. MissingNO2 in battle #1) and Brown Webmaster (0-0-0)
Thanks for giving me the brown text, Narrator! O_o SILVER757 appeared! SILVER757 is the WEBMASTER of GOLDENROD VERSION! Whoa, new fan site. Hey, nice battles, but I couldn't get to fanfic 01: ASHes in the MIST OF DEATH! Yeah, you can! I typed the exact URL! And besides, the brown verison Link killed every gym leader over there. But anyway, we're here for a crossover battle. SILVER757 wants to battle! Go LUGIA! GO, CUBONE! SILVER757 sent out LUGIA! BWEBMASTER sent out CUBONE! What? You are expecting me to die? CUBONE used BONE! CUBONE's attack missed! This is really boring. Let's turn this into FANFIC 1: SILVER in the GOLD of DEATH! NOOO! I WANT TO SEE FANFIC 1! PORTAL to BROWN VERSION appeared! SILVER757 and BW traveled to BROWN FANFIC #1!
Battle #1: MissingNO2 2000-12-12 Location: Shore east of New Bark Town Players: Silver757 (0-0-0) and MissingNO. (0-0-0)
MISSINGNO. appeared! AAAAH! SILVER757 fainted!
Note: This has to be the shortest battle in Poké Battles history.
MISSINGNO. gained 7893 exp. points! MISSINGNO. grew to level 147! What? MISSINGNO. is evolving! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! PORTAL to RED VERSION appeared! I think I'll be safe there. MISSINGNO2 entered the PORTAL and went on to destroy the NETWORK! NOOO...MUST...STOP...MNO2!
Location: The Void
Hi. DOOMPUFF: WHAT THE...?! MISSINGNO? YOU EVOLVED? Yup, and I'm on a mission to kill the network, starting with...RED VERSION! DOOMPUFF does not need any help! Mission: Imposssible 2! Now on sale at a video store near you! I've had enough of those ads. |