Archived Battles 1-5
			Battle #1: Dark Origins. November 16, 2000 Player: SandslashCt [No record] Location: Dark Version Today is not my day. SANDSLASH is COMPLAINING! RANDOMLY APPEARING PORTAL APPEARED! RAP sucked SANDSLASH into a NEW VERSION! ...... ..... OW! What? SANDSLASH is EVOLVING! SANDSLASH EVOLVED into SANDSLASHCT! Ok, I'm the first person here. Now how do I get back to...... VOICE: Where, WEBMASTER? Wait. I'm the WEBMASTER? Cool! NARRATOR, appear! NARRATOR APPEARED! NARRATOR thinks SSCT is a WUSS! Well, Mr. Disembodied voice, you can cram that attitude up yer ass! Remember, I own you! NARRATOR would like to KNOW HOW! I'm the Webmaster, thats how! Now quiet, I'm trying to write my first battle. NARRATOR says tha- Not now! I'm thinking! NARRATOR says TEAM ROCKET is HERE! WHAT! What're they doing here?! PHONE APPEARED! PHONE used RING! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! SANDSLASH answered the PHONE! Hello? DARK VERSION WEBMASTER: Hello, Sand. Enjoying my little invasion? MuhHAhaHAha! ..... Yer a sick little- DVWM: Watch it! Kids are reading this! ....... ^$&^*$)$!!!!! Fine you want a war. You got one! Arise, Mecha-Warriors!! Ultima WEAPON! MECHA-WARRIORS APPEARED! ULTIMA WEAPON APPEARED! Lets see him deal with that! TR ARMY sent out CROOKED SALESMAN! CROOKED SALESMAN used HELLO, SIR! Ack! Run! NARRATOR was GONE by the TIME CS used HELLO, SIR! ..... OK. Ultima WEAPON! Use Ultima Beam! ULTIMA WEAPON used ULTIMA BEAM! UW dropped a BEAM on CS! CS was FLATTENED! CS fainted! SSCT RAN! TR ARMY wins! E-mail me comments about this battle here.
		Recap: After coming from Dark Version, a confused Sandslash has become the Webmaster of a version under invasion by Dark Version. Now he has to actually MAKE the version. This may be a problem. Battle #2: Creation of a Winner November 20, 2000 Player: SandslashCt [0-1-0] Loss vs TR ARMY Location: Ground Version SSCT NEEDS MAIN CHARACTER, BADLY! Hush, you! I'm recruting one already. NARRATOR would LIKE to KNOW WHERE! At the Pokemorphs Message board. NARRATOR used SHAMELESS PLUG! Pokemorphs! Where Animorphs and Pokemon collide! Oi... Hey, Whatta ya know! I got a volunteer! A guy named Fred Winner. SSCT used COPY! SSCT made a COPY of FRED WINNER! NARRATOR thinks FRED WINNER is TOO LONG! FRED WINNER was renamed FREDDY! FREDDY: Hey! My name is Fred Winner! -_- Maybe an explanation is in order SSCT used EXPLAIN! SSCT EXPLAINED EVERYTHING FREDDY NEEDED to KNOW! FREDDY: Ok, I see. This is Ground Version. Yes.. FREDDY: And Team Rocket is invading. Yes... FREDDY:And you need me to help you? You and several armies. Which I plan on getting from all sorts of places and versions. FREDDY: What a Rip-off site this is. NARRATOR says THAT was OBVIOUS! NARRATOR also POINTS to the TR EXTRAS coming! TR EXTRA GROUP is made of TR XTRA, TR EXTRA, and TR ROOKIE! NARRATOR suggests getting RID of THEM! I agree. SSCT pulls out PHONE! NARRATOR is CONFUSED! IT hurt FREDDY in its CONFUSION! What's next? A rip off of Shadow? NARRATOR says MAYBE! SSCT used CALL! SSCT CALLED TRIGGER HAPPY! TRIGGER HAPPY was renamed TRIGGER! TRIGGER: Yes? Whatta ya want?! SSCT used TELEPORT! TRIGGER was TELEPORTED! TRIGGER APPEARED! You mind doing me a favor? TRIGGER: Sure, what is it? Get rid of  them. Those guys over there. TRIGGER: Ok. TRIGGER pulled out a LARGE TRI-BARRELLED GUN! TRIGGER used ROCKET LAUNCHER! ROCKETS x3 were LAUNCHED! ROCKETS: We're blasting off again! Ally TRIGGER wants to know WHY you DIDN'T do THAT YOURSELF! SO would NARRATOR and FREDDY! I'm lazy, so sue me. NARRATOR, FREDDY, and TRIGGER facefault, anime style! It's super embarrasing! BATTLE used END! BATTLE ENDED! Email me comments about this battle, or the ones before it, here.
			Recap: Well, the Webmaster booted out some TR Extras with relative ease. Can he do the same with the WHOLE ARMY of them? Nah, not now, anyway. Too busy being lazy. ^_^ BATTLE #3: A Triggered Holiday November 25, 2000 Player: Trigger Happy[1-0-0] Win vs. TRExtras Location: Somewhere in Ground Version Hey, It's Thanksgiving! Ally SSCT says SO! Ally FREDDY points out there is no FOOD! NARRATOR says if YOU want a FREE TURKEY DINNER, go HUNT ONE DOWN! The dinner? THE TURKEY! Oh. Be more specific next time, then. NARRATOR used- SHADDAP! I'll pop you one if you don't! NARRATOR is UNAFRAID! NARRATOR used SHAMELESS PLUG! LITTLE NICKY! BE UNAFRAID, BE VERY UNAFRAID! Grrrrrrr...... I got this THINGY off of Skyler from Lavender. Lets see if it works here. TRIGGER use THINGY?! NO! I'LL BE GOOD... NOT! NARRATOR used NARRATORS LEGACY! NARRATOR made THINGY BLOW UP! Grrrrr... You GROWL too MUCH! Shaddap and tell me where to find a Turkey already! .... Fine. 'Scuse me while I whip this out. TRIGGER pulled out errr.... wow. Thats big... Say hello to my lil' friend! CALLING that LITTLE is a HUGE UNDERSTATEMENT! LIL' FRIEND was RENAMED BIG ASS SHOTGUN! BIG ASS SHOTGUN was RENAMED BASG! ... See, your mind was in the gutter, wasn't it? And we'll find a Turkey WHEN? NOW! Wild TURKEY appeared! Wild TURKEY wants to FIGHT! Wild TURKEY sent out Wild TURKEY! ........That was quick.. Go, Me! The enemy is the Evil Rabid Turkey of Uncertain Doom! Go, TRIGGER! Huh? What was that? NARRATOR is PRACTICING! For what? Ground's Doompuff Spinoff!?! We've ripped off every one else, why not Aqua?! TRIGGER used SHOOT! TURKEY was fully SHOT! Critical Hit! It's not very effective.. Why not? TURKEY is wearing a BULLET PROOF VEST! Oi Vay... TURKEY says TU MADRE! TURKEY was renamed SPANISH TURKEY! Why me? What did I do to SSCT to deserve this? NARRATOR says NOTHING! NARRATOR says to ASK what YOU DID to IT! Grrr.... Fine. I dun know about you, RED, But I'm hungry. WHAT did you CALL the NARRATOR? Red! ... NARRATOR likes RED! NARRATOR was RENAMED RED! RED used KILL! TURKEY was KILLED! Thanksgiving ENDED! BATTLE ENDED! E-mail me coments about this battle, or the ones before it Here.
				Recap: Thanksgiving is over, and it's time for a good Battle to get back into the pace of things. BATTLE #4: A Spellbound Battle December 1, 2000 Player: Fred Winner[1-0-0] Win vs. TRExtras Location: Somewhere in Ground Version Oi, this is boring. There isnt anyone to fight! RED POINTS OUT that FREDDY could fight the TR ARMY! Yeah, like I have a death wish! RED says he THOUGHT you DID! Shaddap! Geez, no respect. RED says YOU don't DESERVE any RESPECT! What do you know! PLENTY! SSCT appeared! SSCT: Alright, it's time I brought in another with expeirience here. Hnnn.......... Another person? Who is it? SSCT: My best friend on the Pokemorphs board. Who is that? SSCT says NONE of YOUR BUISSNESS! RED and TRIGGER are CURIOUS TOO! SSCT used CONJURE! SSCT: Great. A Ruby rip-off. Whats next? RED says PROBABLY STRANGE BROWN VERSION! SSCT CONJURED a PORTAL! JPG THE SPELLCASTER appeared! JPG:Odd, I was just at my house a minute ago... RED says HELLO! JPG: A Narrator?! Great, another Version. Which one now? Welcome to Ground Version, JPG. The webmaster is over there... JPG: Next to the Sandslash? SSCT is ANGRY! SSCT used FWAP! JPG was fully FWAPed! JPG: Hey! What was that for! SSCT: I'm the Webmaster! Geez! JPG: Oh. Whoops, sorry sir. Polite, aren't you? JPG says it's BETTER than OFFENDING HIM! True. Hey, I got an Idea, how about- JPG wants to FIGHT! That was quick. JPG sent out SHIVA! SHIVA is a VAPOREON! Go, Gundam Of Mass Cute Pokemon Hurting! THINGIE was RENAMED GOMCPH! SHIVA used ICE BEAM! SHIVA made a BEAM of ICE and DROPPED it on GOMCPH! GOMCPH Fainted! Use next overrated device of mas destruction? Go, Monkey Gone Bad! Use Steal! BAD MONKEY used STEAL! TRAINER BLOCKED the BALL DON'T be a THIEF! Wha?! TR appeared! TR wants BAD MONKEY! BAD MONKEY is LOAFING AROUND! BAD MONKEY used WHIP! BAD MONKEY WHIPPED TR over into BATTLE 8! Wel, that was different... Monkey gone bad, use beating! BAD MONKEY used BEATING! BAD MONKEY recieved a BEATING! Ouch... Use rage! BAD MONKEY used RAGE! BAD MONKEY is LISTENING to RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE! BAD MONKEY is DANCING to the MUSIC! ITS SUPER DISTURBING! SHIVA FAINTED! JPG sent out MSLAPTOP! MSLAPTOP used GLITCH! BAD MONKEY was FROZEN by the GLITCH! BAD MNKEY FAINTED! Send out next rabid animal of destruction? D'oh! Go, can of cheap motor oil! FREDDY sent out COCMO! Use slick! COCMO used SLICK! COCMO's SLICKNESS greatly ROSE! Oi.. MSLAPTOP used BOMB! MSLAPTOP trew a BOMB at COCMO! COCMO BLEW UP! FREDDY sent out FREDDY! Use Winner! FREDDY used WINNER! JPG was DECLARED the WINNER by RED! That made no sense. IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO! FREDDY FAINTED! JPG WINS! RED WINS! JPG WANTS to FIGHT! JPG FAINTED! RED WINS! RED FAINTED! SSCT WINS! E-mail me comments about these battles, or the ones before it Here.
			Recap: After the last battle, SandslashCt and Trigger Happy were left alone. Mainly, because everyone else had fainted. Well, almost everyone... BATTLE #5: A Sky Full of Trouble December 6, 2000 Players: James, Jessie. [no record] Location: Dessert of no Return Where IS this special Sandslash we were sent after? How should I know? NARRATOR knows WHERE! Really? I thought the Narrator was called RED here. Who are you? DARK VERSION NARRATOR! NARRATOR changes TEXT COLOR! NARRATOR now controls BLUE TEXT! NARRATOR was SENT to CHECK on YOU! Really? I didn't know you cared... NARRATOR DOESN'T! DARKS WEBMASTER DOES! RED APPEARED! NARRATOR KNOWS about YOU! RED is ALSO a SNITCH! RED used SNITCH! RED SNITCHED to SSCT! NARRATOR CURSES! NARRATOR goes BACK to DARK VERSION! Oi, Wait a minute. SSCT? Who is that? RED says the WEBMASTER of GROUND! Oh, really? what does he look like? LIKE a SANDSLASH HUMAN HYBRID! AND REALLY BUFF, TOO! Wow, sounds cool.. RED says to STOP DROOLING! SSCT used APPEAR! SSCT APPEARED! SSCT used PORTAL! PORTAL APPEARED! JPG STEPPED OUT of PORTAL! FREDDY STEPPED OUT of PORTAL! TRIGGER STEPPED OUT of PORTAL! Wow, look at the guys! SSCT used GROUND TEXT! Hey, who said that you guys could bring a Narrator here! What? You mad about that? FREDDY wants to FIGHT! No, just him. Me and these two are here because we're getting re-enforcements. SSCT gave JPG his own COLOR! Wow, cool! I have my own color! Umm, why soes she look like she's panting? RED tells JESSIE to STOP DROOLING! Again? Hey, lady. would you mind letting go? You're squeezing a litte hard there... RED thinls JESSIE has a CRUSH on the WEBMASTER! Wow, maybe I'll squeeze that JPG guy next... Erm... I'm, Outta here. JAMES FLED! Why? HE was DOING NOTHING! Oh, I see, I think. JESSIE is CONFUSED! SHE HURT FREDDY in her CONFUSION! FREDDY FAINTED! Trigger: Hey! When do we battle! NOW! TR ARMY APPEARED! TR ARMY sent out CROOKED SALESMEN! CS used HELLO SIR! JESSIE and SSCT are UNAFFECTED! TRIGGER and JPG were BEHIND SSCT! NO AFFECT! Hmmm...... What? JPG used SIGH! JPG TELEPORTED EVERYONE, EXCEPT TR ARMY to PORTAL! PORTAL is SKY COLORED! Wow. Where's this to? RED says SKY VERSION! WEATHER MAN APPEARED! WEATHER MAN used PREDICT! WEATHER MAN PREDICTED the BATTLES END! WRITERS are TIRED! WRITERS used END! BATTLE ENDED! E-mail me comments about these battles, or the ones before it Here.