Ground Fan Battle #1: Will the real JPG please stand up?(destroys CD
Player)
Setting: The Entrance to GROUND FAN VERSION
Player: JPG

So, this is Ground's Fan Version...
NARRATOR wants to know who are you!
I'm JPG.
NARRATOR used GASP!
NARRATOR wants to know if you're the same JPG from the official
GROUND VERSION BATTLES!
Yep. Thats me.
JPG'S EGO greatly rose!
ASH appeared!
ASH wants to fight!
Huh? NARRATOR did not say the last 2 LINES!
I did...
NARRATOR wants to know how JPG did that!
Simple.
I'm a Narrator on the PKMorph's board as well.
Most of us like Pokébattles.
Notice how I'm not annoyed by you?
NARRATOR wants to talk shop sometime!
But for now...
JPG wants to fight!
ASH sent out PIKACHU!
Go, MS LAPTOP!
The enemy is an overated pee-colored rat! Go MS LAPTOP!
PIKACHU used SUPER OVERRATED CHEAP THUNDERSHOCK!
LONG NAMED ATTACK failed!
Idiot...MS LAPTOP use FREEZE UP!
MS LAPTOP used FREEZE UP!
PIKACHU was FROZEN SOLID!
ASH withdrew PIKACHU!
ASH sent out ASH!
ASH used BITE!
ASH BIT MS LAPTOP!
MS LAPTOP crashed!
MS LAPTOP fainted!
Go, PBS!
Go! PBS!
Use ANNOYING BARNEY SONG!
PBS used ANNOYING BARNEY SONG!
ASH regaind health!
...disturbing...
ASH used DISTURBING DANCE!
Its super disturbing!
...correction: that was disturbing...go JPG!
Enough! Come back PBS!
The enemy is an idiotic freak! Go JPG
Use BORING KNOWLEDGEBLE BABBLE!
JPG used BORING KNOWLEDGEBLE BABBLE!
JPG BABBLED on about KNOWLEDGEBLE CRAP!
RASCi appeared!
RASCi has no power in GROUND FAN VERSION!
Flare.
JPG used FLARE!
JPG'S tossed a FLARE at RASCi!
FLARE exploded!
RASCi died!
Shall we continue?
NARRATOR used COPY&PASTE!
JPG BABBLED on about KNOWLEDGEBLE crap!
ASH'S HEAD was overloaded!
ASH'S HEAD used EXPLOSION!
ASH'S HEAD exploded!
ASH'S HEAD died!
ASH died!
JPG wins!
Trust me, I'll bring him back in later battles...
NARRATOR wants to know why you would want to do that!
Simple. To kill him many many times over and over...
NARRATOR SMIRKS and LAUGHS EVILY!
BATTLE ends!

E-Mail the author.
Back to the Main page.
Back to the FanBattles Archive.