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¨ ¨ ¨ ¨ ¨ ¨ ¨ ¨ ¨ ¨ Battle #24: Good Mourning. And it's spelled like that for a reason (This is also a random filler battle). Battle #23: Random Filler Battle (DEB: WTF?
NARRATOR!) ..er..of GREAT SIGNIFICANCE! July 8, 2001 Location: Rooftop, Kefka's Fortress Player: Deb (Author: Deb) I wish he would just die already. You and me both, Debs. -_- KEFKA heard that! Good, you... stupid meanie clown that I do not like! KEFKA does not find that INTIMIDATING! Well... umm... RARR! KEFKA: ... Debs, there's not much chance that you'll scare him off by going "rarr"... o_O GRARRR!! ... that probably won't do it either. KEFKA is growing WEARY of THIS! Then leave! KEFKA says FINE! KEFKA left! ... ... I think I would be celebrating but I get the weird feeling that he's not really gone... The battle's just started. o_O;; Wheee! Whee-- oh. Feh... ARMY of RABID LEGOs appeared! Urrh... Hey, Debs? Why is it that in the versions that you're webmistress of, there's always an army of something really weird? Ummm... ... I'm drawing a blank. But those armies are always just overhyped and stuff! Look at those cute little legos... Hello little lego people! Hello little lego sharkies and crocodiles and draggies! :D I'm guessing the "rabid" part didn't quite register with you. You're a cute little lego, aren't you? Yes you are! Awww... ^_^ ... They're foaming, which shouldn't even be possile since they're little plastic block-ish things! RABID LEGOs are COVERING the ROOFTOP! DEB and SKYLER are SURROUNDED! Ok, new plan: we slowly back away and go after Kefka. But you'll step on the little legos! I don't think they're gonna move. o_O RABID LEGOs are BRANDISHING WEAPONS! Aww, they've got little swords... and tommy guns... and uzis... o_o;;; ... Is that a rocket launcher? O_O Leaving sounds good right about now. RABID LEGOS want to FIGHT! Bah! Deb, run! I'll take care of this unbelievably large number of enemies! But- Go! You're hurt, remember? But that was a few weeks ago-- HURT, remember? ... oh yeah... Ow? That's better. Now go! ... um... k. o_O; DEB escaped! SKYLER sent out SKYLER! RABID LEGOs sent out RABID 2x6 BLOCK! It's just a block... This shouldn't be any trouble at all. Don't count on it, wind boy. What? Er... NOW is a GOOD TIME for a SCENE CHANGE! I'm going to die, aren't I? Yes. ;_; Location: Uhh.. elsewhere. Ow... ow... Stupid stairs... Why the hell can't bad guys have teleport things or something fancy like that? Oh well... This place is screwy enough as is... CELL PHONE apppeared! Gah! It doesn't wanna fight, does it? No! Good. Well, I guess it wouldn't have showed up if I wasn't supposed to use it... But who to call? o_O Hmm... what's on speed-dial? DARK VERSION! ... Shoulda guessed. Hmm... better check up on Skys, though... DEB heads for the ROOF! Location: Rooftop Agh! Stop stabbing me! SKYLER used WIND BLADE! A few LEGOs were BLOWN AWAY! DEB appeared! ARRGGGHHH!! Err.. o.O;; Skys! Look what I found! DEB holds up CELL PHONE! Gah... Call for backup! I don't think I can hold them off for much longer! The only thing on speed dial is Dark Version's webbie, though... SKYLER is DYING! ... again! Just call! But-- ARRGHH! Ok. o_o; DEB used SPEED-DIAL! ... ring, ring... ... ring, ring... DARK WEBMASTER used ANSWER! DARK WEBMASTER: Hello? Hiii! DARK WEBMASTER: ... Deb? Yes! Hello! DARK WEBMASTER: ... hi. Hey listen, I was wondering if you could do me a favor... DARK WEBMASTER: Again? Er.. yes. DARK WEBMASTER: Let me guess. That whole thing with Kefka got out of hand and now you and Skyler are having trouble getting rid of a large army of rabid inanimate objects... Legos, I'm guessing in this case? Ya-huh. Can you be a sweetheart and help? ^^; DARK WEBMASTER: Don't worry, I've already taken care of things... DARK WEBMASTER used OMINOUS TONE! DARK VERSION PORTAL appeared! TR appeared! That was quick. DARK WEBMASTER: Yep. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some diaboli-- Erm... Happy cute things to, uh... do. Oh, ok. ^_^ Thankies! And try not to put some sort of weird TR building thing in Moonlight, ok? DARK WEBMASTER: Um... sure... eheheh... DARK WEBMASTER hung up! Grack... A little help here? TR used KILL! RABID LEGOs were KILLED! ... Ok, that's just cheap! o_O I actually try and fight but they don't die.. And I'm the webmaster for crying out loud! Mebbe the Narrator just dun like us. -_- SKYLER is BLEEDING BADLY! TR used HEAL! SKYLER and DEB are HEALED! Ooh, yay. :D Wonder where Kefka ran off to... Time's almost up. -_- DRAMATIC CLIFFHANGER TYPE THING appeared! Dun-- DON'T! ... Location: Dark Version Player: Dark Webmaster Mwuahaha... NARRATOR wonders what DARK WEBMASTER is LAUGHING about! Oh, no reason. Evil maniacal laughter at the end of a battle just feel so good... Mwuahahaha. MWUAHAHAHA! ... right. Battle #21: Die! Juky 1, 2001 Location: Rooftop, Kefka's Fortress Player: Skyler (Author: Deb) Yay, it's finally my turn! KEFKA is growing IMPATIENT! KEFKA wants to fight! .. and KILL, and MAIM, and CONQUER, etc. Typical bad guy, huh? You don't scare me! Kefka ish clown... but Kefka is kawaii clown... erg.. @_@ Don't hurt yourself, Deb. Stand back! Skail-urrh will die today! Mwuahahahaaha! SKYLER wants to fight! KEFKA sent out SKAIL-URRH! While you all were waiting for the next battle, I managed to go get me a secret weapon really quick! Skail-urrh will feel my wrath! DITTO36 appeared! ... DitDits? o.o; DITTO36 used YAWN! DITTO36 yawned! Yes! I found him sleeping somewhere in IRC or something. Ditto! I choose you! DEB shuddered! What? Bad bad phrase. So... Ashy. o_o Yuck yuck. SKYLER sent out DITTO36! Ditto, eat that clone! DITTO36: ... Skytai! ^_^ ... KEFKA: ... SKAIL-URRH: ... Awww, Ditto said "Skytai" ^_^ That's a cute wittle DitDit! DITTO36: ^_^ Deb, don't distract him! He probably has to concentrate to eat things or something... o_O; SKAIL-URRH is waiting for DITTO36's attack! KEFKA: Pah, fool! Attack him while he's not doing anything! SKAIL-URRH used KICK! It's not very effective... SKAIL-URRH's FOOT is stuck in DITTO36! DITTO36: Ow. Eat him, Ditto, EAT HIM NOW! DITTO36 is loafing around! DITTO36: zzz ... Awww... ^_^ KEFKA wonders if this is a JOKE! It's a PokčBattle, so... yes? o.O; NARRATOR thinks this is SAD! SKAIL-URRH used STRUGGLE! It's not very effective... SKAIL-URRH is SINKING in DITTO36! ... I wish I had a camera. o_o Aww, that's just gross... Dit, just hurry up and eat him! DITTO36: Moo? ooM! ... Doesn't that hurt? Having someone sinking inside you? o_o DITTO36: Moo. ... uhh... Eat! EAT! DAMN YOU, DITTO, EAT HIM! DITTO36: ... Ya gotta ask nicely, Skyskys! Like this! *ahem* DitDit-chan? Can you please eat Skail-urrh for us? You know, since he's food and all... Pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top...? n_n;; DITTO36: FOOOOOD! DITTO36 used EAT! SKAIL-URRH was EATEN! SKAIL-URRH died from SHOCK! ... bah. See? ^_^ Thank you, DitDits, you can go now! DITTO36: K. DITTO36 ran away! SKYLER won! Whoohoo! KEFKA curses! Now we have you, Kefka! Yes! You've been a bad evil clown villan person. :( KEFKA reminds you that IT has KEFKA-RATOR on its SIDE! ... ergh. Why won't you just go away? Do we deserve this kinda stuff? What have we done to get an evil megalomaniac person and a weird Narrator thing and some evil clones to try and take over our pretty-- Purdy. -- purdy little version? Do you hate us that much? :( KEFKA nods! ... well, that's just not nice. You know what? KEFKA: What? I do not like you! KEFKA gasps! KEFKA reminds you that it was going to LEAVE, but now that DEB has INSULTED it, it will STAY to TERRORIZE and DESTROY! ... just go away! ;_; (ow, pain) No Debs, we must destroy Kefka once and for all! In the next MOONLIGHT VERSION BATTLE! Dun dun duunnnnn... That's kinda dead now, you know... DUN DUN DUNNN is GOOD! NARRATOR likes DUNDUN DUNNN! (Prolly why we're at a 5 BQ x.x) ... BATTLE ended! |
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