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7-24-01 - Battle 23 up...
7-22-01
- another layout overhaul. Pretty, ne?

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Battle #24: Good Mourning. And it's spelled like that for a reason (This is also a random filler battle).
September 4, 2001
Player: Deb
(Author: Skyler)
...Zzz...zzz..zz.z.z.z.z.z.zz....what the...text? Here?..CRAP. THE WEBBIES ARE BACK!
Nah..it's just one, remember? Narrator..you and your frickin one line too late..
Deb? ..you're still mourning? o.o
..? What? Oh! That's just acting. Moron.
You know, Skyler would hurt something if he heard you say that. He's writing it, of course he's gonna hear it.
..kay.
I'm bored...let's have some fun. WEBMASTER CREATION!
DEB used WEBMASTER CREATION!
DEB created JOHN CLEESE..? Why?

Skyler's writing this, and he's a huge Monty Python fan.
Is that the English Kenigget guy?
Yes. o.o
JOHN CLEESE: Yes, 007, you press thi-...What the hell? Where'd everything go? Oh, I don't think I'm in England anymore, acting in the next Bond movie from-
SHAMELESS PLUG appeared!
SHAMELESS PLUG was renamed JOHN CLEESE!

Hi. Until Skyler gets back, you can have the white text.
..Texts? Large booming voices? Skyler? Where the hell am I?
OPENING STANDARD CHARACTER INTRO.EXE
ERROR?..The operation completed..succesfully? Feh, that's Microsoft for you....THIS PROGRAM HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND WILL BE SHUT DOWN. ...again, there's Microsoft for you..
Where the hell am I?
Sorry, our Info computer has to reboot now; just sit tight.
...well, I blow my nose at you, you daughter of a silly person.
Hey, my parents aren't silly. ...in fact, they're uptight losers. But all parents are. They complain about my obsession with tiny kids with magic powers in pointy hats..when will they learn? WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
I wanna go home..
..Hn. You two stay here, I have some buisness I need to take care of..
DEB disappeared. Hn...Sooo...
...sooo?
Wanna see what she's doing?
Why not?
NARRATOR and JOHNCLEESE follow DEB!
NARRATOR and JOHNCLEESE appear at the Castle ..Polio?
..Uhh..why does this seems so familiar? Same look, same feel to the castle...but..instead of hot teenagers...it's...little pointy-hat thingies..
Oh no..Those are VIVIs...good GOD!
Where'd she go?
WE need to FIND HER!
After 10 minutes of searching...
Oh, hi!
We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
I don't think I was.
Yes you were, you were in terrible peril.
Listen, it's my duty as a webmistress to SAMPLE PERIL.
No, it's too perilous.
Let me go back in there and FACE THE PERIL!
No, we need to find the holy...Skyler, come on.
Let me have just a little bit of peril?
No.
Bet you're gay.
..No I'm not.
SHORT BATTLE used FIZZLE!
BATTLE fizzled OUT!

...Random filler battles! Yay!

Battle #23: Random Filler Battle (DEB: WTF? NARRATOR!) ..er..of GREAT SIGNIFICANCE!
July 23, 2001
Player: Dead Boy (SKYLER: ...When I come back, you're dead.) ...er...Skyler
(Author: Skyler)

SKYLER needs KEFKA DEAD, BADLY!

I need to FIND HIM, BADLY first..
Let's ask the Team Rocket d00ds!
Why are you speaking in 133t all of a sudden?
Eh, it's our last battle together, might as well try something different.
Oh o_o;...er...Deb?
Yeah?
Poke me.
O.o;;...okay o_o;
DEB used POKE!
Skyler...am I supposed to not be able to feel anything?
Ah, crap..I had a feeling this was gonna happen. Time's running out, I'm not even material any more..
Er...there's still time left, right?
Ah, you have until the end of this battle.
Okies :D Mr. Team Rocket D00d, do you know where Kefka is?
TR-D...how you say...00d?
Yeah, sweetie ^.^ Go ahead :D
You seem awfully happy..
TR-D00d: Hn? Eh, I dunno. Prolly some-
KEFKA appeared!

How convieniant. LET'S KILL HIM!
Ooo, shortest filler-thing-before-a-battle in the history of ML ^^; Let's go!

SKYLER wants to FIGHT!
Vwhee hee hee! The version is MYYYNE!
You have to go through ME first!
Is it just me, or is this battle lacking in humor?
I dunno, maybe it's one of those serious things that you like to write.
Yeah...humor's not my thing.
That's not gonna matter now that the network's down.
You guys mind cutting the idle chat?
..er..right, DEB wants to FIGHT!
KEFKA seems to want to LAUGH HYSTERICALLY!

I'm not laughing at all, numbnuts.
...KEFKA wants to FIGHT!
*YAAAAAAAAAWN*...Oi, again? Eh, fine. You're dead anyway.
You wish. Go, me!
SKYLER sent out SKYLER!
I'll take you out myself!
KEFKA sent out KEFKA!
Heh.. You may control the version..but I control the powers of your successor..
Skyler, what the hell are you doing?
Trust me..
Oh? And who might that be?
OMG YOU DON'T KNOW SEPHY-SAMA?
..Sephy-sama? I'm the only Sama around here! MWahahahahah!
KEFKA is CONFUSED!
...Oh yeah, OMG, I'm so confused, I've never played FF7 bef-
!!! KEFKA stuck MASAMUNE through HIMSELF in his CONFUSION!
Hah! This device of the Playstation has no control over ME! A Nintendo character!
Really?
SKYLER used FINAL FANTASY ANTHOLOGY!
Oh...crap...That's for the PSX, isn't it?
I wouldn't know, my mom sold my PS2.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH LMAO ROTFLMAO XD :D
o_O;;;
TIME used RUN!
TIME is UP!

NO! Narrator, give us some more time!
..hm...NARRATOR gives you 20 more lines!
Only 20? Come on! Pleeeeeeeeease?
Nah.
Come on, Narrator!
...maybe...
If you give us time enough to kill Kefka...Deb will give you a sexual favor.
HENTAI NO BAKA! *FWAP*
Hey, hey, you don't have to resort to sex and fwapping to get respected (that's Cinnabar's job). Fine. I'll give you seven more lines...
Thus bringing your total back to 20! Don't waste them!

Fine. (°mp3°)(°FFIXFinalBattle.mp3°)(°4.33MB).
Here we go! KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND!
SKYLER used KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND!
KNIGHTS of the ROUND have no TABLE! St00pid English KNIGGETS! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION, YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!
Vwhee hee hee.
Vwhee hee hee ehe heheheee

Kefka, WTF are you doing?
Wasting your precious lines :D
Gah..Uh..Deb, use VIIVIIII!
YAAAAAAGHRGH! OW IT HURTS...
..he got a Masamune through his chest...and this hurts him more?
SKYLER shouldn't really be TALKING!
SKYLER has...7 lines left!

6!
5!

NARRATOR!...hm..this was gonna be my last resort...TRIGGER MECHANISM FOR AN UNDENIABLY PAINFUL AND AGONIZING APOCALYPTIC END TO ALL IN EXISTANCE!
DEB used SHINY RED BUTTON!
SHINY RED BUTTON DID...
SHINY RED BUTTON...
GET ON WITH IT!
KEFKA exploded!
YAY, WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT! ^_^
Yes you DID...a LINE too late!
...Agh...don't worry about me, Deb...I'll..be fine...
Webmaster's note: The rest of this battle isn't meant to be funny. No flames, please.
I...OMG...Skyler...I'm sorry..
This is my fault...I introduced Kefka to this world in the first place...Hopefully I won't see you...I pray that you'll be going the other way..
(°mp3°)(°nobuo uematsu - Liberi Fatali.mp3°)(°4.33MB°)
Deb?
SKYLER is DEMATERIALIZING!
*sniffle*..Matt always said this was our ballroom music...
SKYLER and DEB...are dancing?
...I gotta go...Deb...take care of yourself...don't let the narrator annoy you too much...I'll miss you..
Skys...don't..not yet..
Wha?
SKYLER has 10 seconds left on the MATERIAL PLANE!
...Goodbye..
Bye...
Webmaster's Note: Uh, the AerisDeath.mp3 just popped up on Winamp o_O;;
PORTAL to HELL looks STRANGELY like THAT to-
;_;...just end it now, narrator..
...Battle ended.

Sappy goodness, wheeyeah!

Battle #22: Again?
July 8, 2001
Location: Rooftop, Kefka's Fortress
Player: Deb
(Author: Deb)

I wish he would just die already.
You and me both, Debs. -_-
KEFKA heard that!
Good, you... stupid meanie clown that I do not like!
KEFKA does not find that INTIMIDATING!
Well... umm... RARR!
KEFKA: ...
Debs, there's not much chance that you'll scare him off by going "rarr"... o_O
GRARRR!!
... that probably won't do it either.
KEFKA is growing WEARY of THIS!
Then leave!
KEFKA says FINE!
KEFKA left!
...
...
I think I would be celebrating but I get the weird feeling that he's not really gone... The battle's just started. o_O;;
Wheee! Whee-- oh. Feh...
ARMY of RABID LEGOs appeared!
Urrh... Hey, Debs? Why is it that in the versions that you're webmistress of, there's always an army of something really weird?
Ummm... ... I'm drawing a blank. But those armies are always just overhyped and stuff! Look at those cute little legos... Hello little lego people! Hello little lego sharkies and crocodiles and draggies! :D
I'm guessing the "rabid" part didn't quite register with you.
You're a cute little lego, aren't you? Yes you are! Awww... ^_^
... They're foaming, which shouldn't even be possile since they're little plastic block-ish things!
RABID LEGOs are COVERING the ROOFTOP!
DEB and SKYLER are SURROUNDED!
Ok, new plan: we slowly back away and go after Kefka.
But you'll step on the little legos!
I don't think they're gonna move. o_O
RABID LEGOs are BRANDISHING WEAPONS!
Aww, they've got little swords... and tommy guns... and uzis... o_o;;;
... Is that a rocket launcher? O_O
Leaving sounds good right about now.
RABID LEGOS want to FIGHT!
Bah! Deb, run! I'll take care of this unbelievably large number of enemies!
But-
Go! You're hurt, remember?
But that was a few weeks ago--
HURT, remember?
... oh yeah... Ow?
That's better. Now go!
... um... k. o_O;
DEB escaped!
SKYLER sent out SKYLER!
RABID LEGOs sent out RABID 2x6 BLOCK!
It's just a block... This shouldn't be any trouble at all.

Don't count on it, wind boy.
What?
Er... NOW is a GOOD TIME for a SCENE CHANGE!
I'm going to die, aren't I?
Yes.
;_;

Location: Uhh.. elsewhere.

Ow... ow... Stupid stairs... Why the hell can't bad guys have teleport things or something fancy like that?
Oh well... This place is screwy enough as is...
CELL PHONE apppeared!
Gah! It doesn't wanna fight, does it?
No!
Good. Well, I guess it wouldn't have showed up if I wasn't supposed to use it... But who to call? o_O
Hmm... what's on speed-dial?
DARK VERSION!
... Shoulda guessed. Hmm... better check up on Skys, though...
DEB heads for the ROOF!

Location: Rooftop

Agh! Stop stabbing me!
SKYLER used WIND BLADE!
A few LEGOs were BLOWN AWAY!
DEB appeared!
ARRGGGHHH!!
Err.. o.O;; Skys! Look what I found!
DEB holds up CELL PHONE!
Gah... Call for backup! I don't think I can hold them off for much longer!
The only thing on speed dial is Dark Version's webbie, though...
SKYLER is DYING!
... again!
Just call!
But--
ARRGHH!
Ok. o_o;
DEB used SPEED-DIAL!
... ring, ring...
... ring, ring...
DARK WEBMASTER used ANSWER!
DARK WEBMASTER: Hello?
Hiii!
DARK WEBMASTER: ... Deb?
Yes! Hello!
DARK WEBMASTER: ... hi.
Hey listen, I was wondering if you could do me a favor...
DARK WEBMASTER: Again?
Er.. yes.
DARK WEBMASTER: Let me guess. That whole thing with Kefka got out of hand and now you and Skyler are having trouble getting rid of a large army of rabid inanimate objects... Legos, I'm guessing in this case?
Ya-huh. Can you be a sweetheart and help? ^^;
DARK WEBMASTER: Don't worry, I've already taken care of things...
DARK WEBMASTER used OMINOUS TONE!
DARK VERSION PORTAL appeared!
TR appeared!
That was quick.
DARK WEBMASTER: Yep. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some diaboli-- Erm... Happy cute things to, uh... do.
Oh, ok. ^_^ Thankies! And try not to put some sort of weird TR building thing in Moonlight, ok?
DARK WEBMASTER: Um... sure... eheheh...
DARK WEBMASTER hung up!
Grack... A little help here?
TR used KILL!
RABID LEGOs were KILLED!
... Ok, that's just cheap! o_O I actually try and fight but they don't die.. And I'm the webmaster for crying out loud!
Mebbe the Narrator just dun like us. -_-
SKYLER is BLEEDING BADLY!
TR used HEAL!
SKYLER and DEB are HEALED!
Ooh, yay. :D
Wonder where Kefka ran off to... Time's almost up. -_-
DRAMATIC CLIFFHANGER TYPE THING appeared!
Dun--
DON'T!
...

Location: Dark Version
Player: Dark Webmaster

Mwuahaha...
NARRATOR wonders what DARK WEBMASTER is LAUGHING about!
Oh, no reason. Evil maniacal laughter at the end of a battle just feel so good... Mwuahahaha. MWUAHAHAHA!

... right.

Bugger! That dingo ate you baby! (Don't ask)

Battle #21: Die!
Juky 1, 2001
Location: Rooftop, Kefka's Fortress
Player: Skyler
(Author: Deb)

Yay, it's finally my turn!
KEFKA is growing IMPATIENT!
KEFKA wants to fight!
.. and KILL, and MAIM, and CONQUER, etc.

Typical bad guy, huh? You don't scare me!
Kefka ish clown... but Kefka is kawaii clown... erg.. @_@

Don't hurt yourself, Deb.
Stand back! Skail-urrh will die today! Mwuahahahaaha!

SKYLER wants to fight!
KEFKA sent out SKAIL-URRH!

While you all were waiting for the next battle, I managed to go get me a secret weapon really quick! Skail-urrh will feel my wrath!
DITTO36 appeared!
... DitDits? o.o;
DITTO36 used YAWN!
DITTO36 yawned!

Yes! I found him sleeping somewhere in IRC or something.
Ditto! I choose you!

DEB shuddered!
What?
Bad bad phrase. So... Ashy. o_o Yuck yuck.
SKYLER sent out DITTO36!
Ditto, eat that clone!
DITTO36: ... Skytai! ^_^
...
KEFKA: ...
SKAIL-URRH: ...
Awww, Ditto said "Skytai" ^_^ That's a cute wittle DitDit!
DITTO36: ^_^
Deb, don't distract him! He probably has to concentrate to eat things or something... o_O;
SKAIL-URRH is waiting for DITTO36's attack!
KEFKA: Pah, fool! Attack him while he's not doing anything!
SKAIL-URRH used KICK!
It's not very effective...
SKAIL-URRH's FOOT is stuck in DITTO36!
DITTO36: Ow.
Eat him, Ditto, EAT HIM NOW!
DITTO36 is loafing around!
DITTO36: zzz
...
Awww... ^_^
KEFKA wonders if this is a JOKE!
It's a PokčBattle, so... yes? o.O;
NARRATOR thinks this is SAD!
SKAIL-URRH used STRUGGLE!
It's not very effective...
SKAIL-URRH is SINKING in DITTO36!
... I wish I had a camera. o_o
Aww, that's just gross... Dit, just hurry up and eat him!
DITTO36: Moo?
ooM!
... Doesn't that hurt? Having someone sinking inside you? o_o
DITTO36: Moo.
... uhh...
Eat! EAT! DAMN YOU, DITTO, EAT HIM!
DITTO36: ...
Ya gotta ask nicely, Skyskys! Like this!
*ahem* DitDit-chan? Can you please eat Skail-urrh for us? You know, since he's food and all... Pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top...? n_n;;
DITTO36: FOOOOOD!
DITTO36 used EAT!
SKAIL-URRH was EATEN!
SKAIL-URRH died from SHOCK!

... bah.
See? ^_^ Thank you, DitDits, you can go now!
DITTO36: K.
DITTO36 ran away!
SKYLER won!
Whoohoo!
KEFKA curses!
Now we have you, Kefka!
Yes! You've been a bad evil clown villan person. :(
KEFKA reminds you that IT has KEFKA-RATOR on its SIDE!
... ergh.
Why won't you just go away? Do we deserve this kinda stuff? What have we done to get an evil megalomaniac person and a weird Narrator thing and some evil clones to try and take over our pretty--
Purdy.
-- purdy little version? Do you hate us that much? :(
KEFKA nods!
... well, that's just not nice. You know what?
KEFKA: What?
I do not like you!
KEFKA gasps!
KEFKA reminds you that it was going to LEAVE, but now that DEB has INSULTED it, it will STAY to TERRORIZE and DESTROY!
... just go away! ;_; (ow, pain)
No Debs, we must destroy Kefka once and for all!
In the next MOONLIGHT VERSION BATTLE! Dun dun duunnnnn...
That's kinda dead now, you know...
DUN DUN DUNNN is GOOD!
NARRATOR likes DUNDUN DUNNN!
(Prolly why we're at a 5 BQ x.x)
... BATTLE ended!

Bad clown! No ice cream for you! ... hey, what's that? A gun? No! NOO! GET AWAY, GET AW--

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