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Battle #6: SPOOOOOOOOON
January 14, 2001
Location: Infront of the N64 n_n
Player: Deb
(Author: Debs)

DEB appeared!
Wheee, guess what, Narrator person?
... What?
I GOT AN EXPANSION PACK! And now I can play that Majora's Mask dealie that SkySky's obsessed about!
Joy.
Yes! Must find N64 now...
DEB goes to her ROOM!
N64 and TV appeared!
Yay yay! Now to put expansion pack into slot...
DEB used PULL!
JUMPER PACK is being PULLED!
Geh... it's stuck! NOOOO! Lousy jumper-pack-remover stick thing dun work!!
JUMPER PACK doesn't want to be PULLED OUT!
Why not? I gotta play Majora's Mask!
JUMPER PACK doesn't want to be THROWN AWAY!
I'm not gonna throw you away, I'll just put you--
JUMPER PACK: LIES! LIES, ALL OF IT!
o_O
JUMPER PACK wants to FIGHT!
Nooo.. I just wanna play MM... ;_;
NARRATOR notes that MOONLIGHT needs BATTLES to get 6 BQ POINTS!
Graghh... Fine. I'll send out... jumper-pack-remover-stick thing!
Go! JUMPER-PACK-REMOVER-STICK THING!
JUMPER PACK sent out N64!
NOOO! NOT THAT! I dun wanna fight my N64...
DEB used CRY!
... nothing happened!
Bahh.. ;_;
JUMPER-PACK-REMOVER-STICK THING waits for COMMANDS!
Get the jumper pack out of there! That's all I want!
JUMPER-PACK-REMOVER-STICK THING used PRY!
JUMPER-PACK-REMOVER-STICK THING is TRYING to PRY!
Pry pry now! MUST PLAY MM!
N64 used RESET!
... it was on?
JUMPER-PACK-REMOVER-STICK THING is STUCK!
... why does resetting make it get stuck? o_O
NARRATOR doesn't KNOW!
DEB must go with it!
Why?
... NARRATOR will not TOLERATE your INSOLENCE!
Bahh, all you Narrators say that.
DEB needs to MOVE ON!
Oh, yahh. Akay.. um... Use yoink!
JUMPER-PACK-REMOVER-STICK THING used YOINK!
JUMPER-PACK-REMOVER-STICK THING BROKE!
O_O NOOOOOOO!! CRAP CRAP CRAP.
N64 is ANGRY!
PIECE-OF-JUMPER-PACK-REMOVER-STICK THING is still STUCK!
Gack.. I need a spoon.
SPOOOOOOOOON!
o_o;
THE TICK appeared!
...
THE TICK: SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!
THE TICK ran away!
... what?
NARRATOR doesn't KNOW!
NARRATOR is on a SUGAR RUSH!
... bah. Can I get a spoon yet? My N64 looks like it's in pain. o_o;
SPOOOOOOOOON appeared!
Let me send it out! Must help it and play MM! >.<
GO! SPOOOOOOOOON!
Now you get out the piece of jumper-pack-remover stick!
SPOOOOOOOOON used PRY!
SPOOOOOOOOON becomes STUCK!
... You must hate me today.
Yes!
Please... I just wanna play MM... ;_;
... eh. Akay!
SPOOOOOOOOON used PRY again!
JUMPER-PACK was PRIED OUT!
JUMPER-PACK: DAMN YOU! I'LL GET YOU BACK!
JUMPER-PACK ran away!
...
DEB won!
N64 is ANGRY!
Bah, shaddap and let me play MM.
Where is JUMPER-PACK going? Why can it talk? How can it run? What will be the fate of SPOOOOOOOOON? Stay tuned to Moonlight Version for those answers--
SHUSH!
.... DUN DUN DUNNNNN!
....

Battle #7: THE U IS EEVHAL! DO NOT USE U WHERE IT DOES NOT BELONG! o_o;
January 15, 2001
Location: Great Britian, where the U is almighty
Player: Mattchu
(Author: Skyler)

MATTCHU appeared in MOONLIGHT VERSION!
A cameo, yay.
MATTCHU is lucky SARCASM doesn't TRANSMIT over the INTERNET!
Yeah, sure.
MATTCHU is acting like TETSUYA!
I'm all my characters at the same time, doof.
NARRATOR doesn't think THAT is a good MIX!
Well, good. Now, leave me alone, I'm trying to watch my favourite programme.
O_O;; EEVHAL INCORRECT SPELLING!
What are you talking about?
THE U IS EEVHAL! PROGRAMME IS EEVHAL!
Uh?
NARRATOR murders ALL the U's in the WORLD!
Er...What now?
U died!
I died?!? No way!
NO, DOOF! The LETTER U.
Oh.
U died!
Okay..
MATTCHU was renamed MATTCH!
O_O; *FWap*
FWHEEE
COULOR was renamed COLOR!
FAVOURITE was renamed FAVORITE!
YOU was renamed YO!
My name is Mattch o_o;
NARRATOR puts a BOX on MATTCH's HEAD!
MATTCH was renamed MATCHBOX!
Oh god...Don't tell me...
NARRATOR superages MATCHBOX until he is TWENTY!
MATCHBOX was renamed MATCHBOX TWENTY!
O_O;
ROB THOMAS appeared!
Oi...Why did you do this...
REST OF BAND appeared!
MATCHBOXTWENTY was forced to SING!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
NARRATOR's EYE twitches!
I have a feeling this narrator doesn't like vowels..
NARRATOR runs off to kill O's!
NARRATOR notices that JASON's name has an O in it!
NARRATOR lets O slip for NOW!
If battles don't work for that 6th star, then why not try sucking up :P
NARRATOR used ALMIGHTYFWAPOFDOOM!
MATCHBOXTWENTY is ALMIGHTILY fwapped to a RECORDING studio!
NOW SING!
Uh...fine...
If you're gooooonee.....
NARRATOR's EARS begin to BLEED!
Oooh...
It's super effective! OWIE O_o;
IF YOU'RE GOOOOONEEE!!!
AAAAAH!!! HELP MEEEE!
NARRATOR's HEAD explodes!
MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
MATCHBOXTWENTY has found a new WEAPON! His VOICE!
Wait, didn't your head just blow off?
Uh...NARRATOR used REGROW APPENDAGE!
NARRATOR grew another LEG!
Fwheee hee hee.
NARRATOR used REGROW APPENDAGE!
NARRATOR grew another TOUNGE!
...in a NON-EXISTANT HEAD!
Well, this is a nice prediciment you've gotten yeself into. MWHA. That's what you get for putting me in a cameo battle!
NARRATOR used HIS EXTRA LOOSE TOUNGE THAT IS CONNECTED NO WHERE to SLAP MATCHBOXTWENTY!
OWIE. Can you please quit calling me MATCHBOXTWENTY?
MATCHBOXTWENTY was renamed MATT!
Ey, Narrator. You DO know you're bleeding profusely from the neck, right?
I am?!? NARRATOR used REGROW APPENDAGE!
EYES were FORMED!
NARRATOR used LOOK!
Uh...shouldn't those eyes be rolling on the floor?
NARRATOR rolled his EYES!
Uh, I think my power of suggestion transmitted over here...
MATT doesn't WANT TO HAVE THAT?
No, I -
POWER of SUGGESTION went POOF!
ACK!
MATT used SING!
NOOOOOOO O_O;
SKYLER appeared!
SKYLER! SAVE ME FROM HIS EEVHAL VOICE!
SKYLER: Sorry, Narrator, I only have 50% power here, I need Deb's half to get rid of him.
YOU are writing the BATTLE, DOOF!
SKYLER: So?
Uh...maybe I should end this conversation...IF YOU'RE GOOOOOONEEEE!
SKYLER: Wha? AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
SKYLER fainted!
NARRATOR is OMNIPRESENT, so does not FAINT!
Uh? Let's try that again...
DEB appeared!
DEB used REVIVE!
SKYLER woke up!
DEB AND SKYLER used-
IF YOU'RE GOOOOOONE!!
DEB and SKYLER began BLEEDING at the EARS!
SKYLER: OWIE!
DEB: ;_;
SKYLER and DEB used UBER-SENTENCE!
MATT was SENTENCED to write his OWN GRUESOME DEATH!
Uh...Okay, then...
MATT writes himself SINGING to himself!
That'll kill me off quick enough..
MATT was banished from MOONLIGHT VERSION!
WEBMASTERS win!
SKYLER and DEB: YAY ^_^
Jeez, he's finally gone...
SKYLER: End it, Narrator.
NARRATOR used END!
BATTLE ended!

Battle #9: The World is Quite Enough, Thanks.
January 26, 2001
Setting: British Movie Studio
Player: Fierce Rosnan
(Author: Skyler)

FIERCE ROSNAN?
Hn?
NARRATOR thought that the name was PIERC-
SKYLER: QUIET YOU! YOU WANNA GET SUED?
Aiie...sorry, sir...
Am I missing something here?
NO, but NARRATOR is!
With what?
NARRATOR has never HEARD of YOU!
You've never heard of Fierce Rosnan? Me?
Nope..
You don't know the famous line, "The name's Blonde. Jimmy Blonde."
NARRATOR facefaults!
Aiie, are you okay? You hit the ground pretty hard there.
I'm fine..Anyway, who are you again?
Ah, well, I'm the 4th actor in the Jimmy Blonde series..I've starred in...
The one you're doing right now o_o;
Yes, The World is Quite Enough, Thanks. There was also...Tomorrow is Already Dead...and SilverNose.
Skyyyyyyyylerrrr....
SKYLER: What is it?
This is getting cheesy o_o;
SKYLER: I wrote this in school, lay off.
Yessir
Uh...Anyway, at the beginning of the Jimmy Blonde series, Blonde was played by Don Shonnery
Aiie...
He was in...Dr. Yes, Coldfinger...not to mention Cubic Zirconium is Forever..
MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOOOOP o_o;
And then there was Roger Snore...he did The Spy Who Hated Me...and Die and Let Live.
DEB: Skysky, seriously, stop. This is getting bad o_o
SKYLER: NO! IMA FINISH THIS!
DEB: Good bye, 5th BQ star -_-;
SKYLER: I said LAY OFF.
We tried, Deb...
DEB: I know, Narrator o_o;
Ah, yes, then you have Thomas Dilton (WEBBIE'S NOTE: Tis Timothy Dalton, for those who don't know.) He was from The Dying Nightlights and Licence to Drive.
THAT IS IT! I'M OUT OF HERE! TIS BULL CRAP, THIS!
I...wait! I'm sorry! You all hate me! DAMN IT, STOP THAT CAMERA!
DIRECTOR: CUT! Oh, Fierce..
They hate me...They really, really hate me ;_;
DIRECTOR: Fierce, it's okay, it's okay...
THEY ALL #@$%in' HATE ME! THEY THINK I'M A SON OF A #@$%$!!
DIRECTOR: Fierce, Fierce, calm down, and stop swearing, PBS is taping a special British episode of Barnaby in the next studio.
I thought it was Barn- SKYLER: AIIE, I SAID DON'T SAY THOSE THINGS! BOB BARKER AND ADAM SANDLER HAVE LAWSUITS ON ME THANKS TO THAT EBAY BATTLE. SHUT UP o_o;
Can we end the battle now?
SKYLER: Sure. Narrator, get back here.
Aiie, okay...NARRATOR used FIZZLE!
BATTLE fizzled OUT!
EVERYONE was given a DRAW!

Battle #10: Plushies
February 4, 2001
Location: Deb's House
Player: Vivi Plushie (bet you saw this coming n_n)
(Author: Deb)

... Hnn... how to start this one off... Let's see.
MAILMAN appeared!
MAILMAN used DELIVER!
BOX was DELIVERED into DEB'S MAILBOX!
MAILMAN dissapeared!
... oww, can someone let me out? This box is cramped and there are styrofoam S's poking my eyes...
DEB appeared!
DEB used OPEN!
BOX was OPENED!
VIVI PLUSHIE appeared!
Oh, hiya! Thanks for letting me--
DEB: AAAAAAHHHH!!
... what?
DEB: VIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIIIII!!!
...
DEB: You finally came! I so happy!! n_n
Oh, well.. I'm happy to! I guess... o.O;
DEB: Yay yay yay! Let's go inside! You can meet the other plushies!
Ok, sounds like fun.
DEB and VIVI PLUSHIE go INSIDE!
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES appear!
... I hope this isn't another take at the "several dozen people" joke... o_o;
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES are SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES!
Ah, ok... Hello! n_n I'm Vivi!
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES say HELLO!
DEB: Akay, I'm gonna go get something. Be right back! Be nice and happy plushies, akay? n_n
DEB dissapeared!
... so, how are you all?
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES use GLARE!
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES are GLARING ANGRILY at VIVI PLUSHIE!
... uh... Did I do something wrong?
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES don't like VIVI PLUSHIE!
Why not?
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES know of DEB's OBSESSION with VIVI!
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES don't want to be REPLACED as DEB's FAVORITES!
o_o;
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES want to KILL VIVI PLUSHIE!
... erm... DEEEEEB!
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES want to fight!
But I don't want to! We can all be favorites. ;_;
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES will leave VIVI PLUSHIE alone if it FIGHTS!
Oh, fine then... I'll fight.
VIVI PLUSHIE sends out VIVI PLUSHIE!
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES send out PSYDUCK PLUSHIE!
Ack, that's not fair! They're several dozen, I'm all alone...
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES cackle!
VIVI PLUSHIE needs to select a MOVE!
... uh... I don't have any weapons! How am I supposed to fight?
...
VIVI PLUSHIE is VIVI!
VIVI can use MAGIC!
Oh. Well, in that case... I'll just cast Blizzard on them!
VIVI PLUSHIE used BLIZZARD!
Blizzard Entertainment! Bringing you quality games like Diablo and Warcraft II! ... GO BUY NOW!
...
... oh, right.
SEVERAL DOZEN ORCS appeared!
SEVERAL DOZEN ORCS used SMASH!
PSYDUCK PLUSHIE was SMASHED into the GROUND!
PSYDUCK PLUSHIE faints!
SEVERAL DOZEN ORCS dissapeared!
Oh, hey, this isn't that hard after all! n_n
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES send out RAICHU PLUSHIE!
Mwuahaha... I shall cast Fire on this one!
VIVI PLUSHIE used FIRE!
PORTAL from FLAME VERSION opened!
MATTCHU appeared!
MATTCHU: No set Raichu plushies on fire. o_O; Yoink!
MATTCHU stole RAICHU PLUSHIE!
MATTCHU dissapeared!
PORTAL from FLAME VERSION closed!
... Geeze, these guys aren't even being given a chance.
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES are ENRAGED!
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES sent out SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES!
Gaah... Just how many plushies are there? >_< Leave me alone!
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES used TACKLE!
VIVI PLUSHIE was TACKLED!
VIVI PLUSHIE is now PINNED to the FLOOR by SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES!
AAAAGGGGHHH, get offa me!!
DEB appeared!
DEB: O_O HEY! What are you doing?!
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES sweatdrop!
SEVERAL DOZEN PLUSHIES run away!
Baaahh... I'm all wet...
DEB: Awww, Vivi, are you OK? Were those plushies mean to you?
Yes, they were. ;_;
DEB used HUGGLE!
DEB: Issokay, Vivi, I won't let them hurt mah wittle Vivi baby...
... "Vivi baby?" o_O
DEB: Yes! n_n
... ok...
DEB: .... hey, were's mah Raichu? o.o He was here just a minute ago...
Erm...
NARRATOR is SICKENED by all the PLUSHIES!
BATTLE ended! Finally, bleh...