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Battle #1: The Birth of Moonlight Part One
Date: December 29, 2000
Location: Ruby Version
Player: Skyler
(Author: Skyler)

SKYLER is at the MALL!
Yes, O One of Small Brain Power.
YES!..er...wait a second...Uh...
Hee.
SKYLER is buying LATE CHRISTMAS GIFTS!
Uh huh. Now disappear, I don't want anyone to see what I'm getting.
SKYLER has gotten to DEB on his LIST!
Hn...I've just enough money left...
SKYLER has $1,100!
O_O
Hee hee ^_^
STUPID NARRATOR O_o;
NARRATOR is STU..er..Bah ;_;
Bwha. No gift for you ^_^
SKYLER is going into...JEWLERY STORE!?!
BAH! SHH.
NARRATOR is PUSHED out of STORE along with READERS!
SKYLER comes OUT of STORE with an UNDISCLOSED BOX!
She's going to love this...
BOX is most likely a DIAMOND RING!
Uh...no. It isn't--
HAH! Then WHAT is IT?!
It's a Ruby Ring ^_^
And YOU spent $1,100 on a FEMALE!?
Grow up o_o;
NUH! Immaturity ROCKS!
Oooooookaaaaaay...
Ugh, anyway...now to wrap this gift..
SKYLER used WRAP!
EMINEM appeared!
o_o;
EMINEM: I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady, all you other slim shadies are just imitating so won't the real..
SKYLER pokes EMINEM!
Hey, look, tis your mother trying to sue you for something random.
EMINEM: EEK O_O
EMINEM ran!
You think he's never seen a white person before.
NARRATOR begins FOLLOWING up the LYRICS!
NARRATOR's rapping SUCKS!
Y'didn't have to tell me o_o;
SKYLER used WRAP!
EMINEM appeared!
o_o;..er..ACK! I'm stuck in a loop!
MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Just like poor old Link. He's gotta relive 72 hours over and over and over and over o_o;
SKYLER is getting OBSESSED with MAJORA'S MASK!
Uh...Now, wrap this with wrapping paper!
SKYLER wrapped the RUBY RING!
WRAPPING is a PRETTY GOLD COLOR!
BOW is a PRETTY SILVER COLOR!
TAG is just PRETTY!
What? BOX is evolving!
Congratulations! Your BOX evolved into PURDY BOX!
Uh..oookay o_o;
Now to bring the box..
PURDY BOX!
Yes, Purdy Box...Now to bring the Purdy Box to Deb...
SKYLER entered DEBBIE's CASTLE!
SKYLER ran into DEB!
SKYLER holds BOX behind his BACK!
Guh...Thanks, stupid Narrator o_o;
DEB: Oooh..Box ^_^. Box can be many things. Box can be...
DEB begins RAMBLING!
DEB is REMINDED of SOMETHING!
DEB: Oooh yah! My Gift Thingie. It in a box, too. Boxes can be..
DEB rambles again!
o_o;...Uh...
SKYLER takes BOX!
Thanks, Deb.
SKYLER searches around the BOX looking for the ADHESIVE!
Okay...now...
SKYLER finds TAPE!
SKYLER peels it off CAREFULLY!
SKYLER takes the unwrapped paper and FOLDS it CAREFULLY!
Okay, now to put the tape in the garbage along with the paper...
SKYLER takes the BOW and sticks it on his HEAD!
I be purdy ^_^
SKYLER leaves!
SKYLER comes back!..to find PRESENT disappeared!
Wha..wha...what happened?!?
SKYLER finds DEB huddling PARANOIADLY in the CORNER!
Deb?
DEB: It...it was so scary, SkySky...some guy in a black hood with silver letters that read Sony on it came in and took the box o_o
Let me guess. You bought me a PS2.
DEB: *sniffle* Yeah, Skys..
Twas a recall. The DVDs are wacking out. Sony-dude wasn't trying to hurt you..
DEB: It's not that ;_;...I ...I...Don't want them to take my PS2. I LOVE IT, I TELL YOU! I LOVE IT!
PS2 gets SWIPED!
DEB: O_O...WEEPING. WEEPING. WEEPING.
Oookay, now Deb has turned into the bot from the Staples commercial o_o;
Uh..Debs, it's okay. We found you someone else.
DEB: WHO?
SKYLER holds up PRE-RELEASE of GAMECUBE!
DEB: O_O. YAY ^_^.
Okay, let's let Deb write Part 2, it's getting too long for a single battle anyway o_o;
BATTLE ended!

Battle #2: The Birth of Moonlight Part 2
Date: January 1, 2001
Location: Ruby Version
Player: Deb
(Author: Deb)

BATTLE restarted!
DEB still needs to OPEN the GIFT from SKYLER!
Ohh, yaah.. The purdy box! ^_^ Must open, yes...
DEB used OPEN!
Gotta take off da purdy little bow, and da purdy little wrapping paper...
GIFT is a BOX!
Ooo! Thankies, SkySky!
SKYLER: ... the gift is in the box, Debbie-Debs. o_O;
Oh. K! ^_^
DEB opened BOX!
RUBY RING appeared!
O_O
SKYLER: Ye liken, Debs?
... DEB is .. uh... SQUEAKING with JOY!
I LOVE IT SKYSKY!! ^_^;
SKYLER: Yay!
DEB gave SKYLER a HUGGLE!
Thankie s'much! It so purdy!
SKYLER: Purdy is good!
Yes! Hehehe...
SKYLER: Um, Debbie-Debs? I gots something I need to ask you...
Oh? Whassat, SkySkys?
NARRATOR thinks it KNOWS, heh heh...
Knows what?
SKYLER wants to PRO--
SKYLER: NO! Quiet, you!
... bwehehehehee.
o_o?
SKYLER: ... k. Anyways... I was thinkin', with Wind Version dead and all..
... Wind Version's dead?
SKYLER: Yep. (That's why you're writing a battle for Moonlight Version. o_O;)
(Oh, yahh..)
SKYLER: ... I was wondering if you'd--
NARRATOR is LAUGHING!
SKYLER: SHADDAP.
SKYLER falls to his KNEES!
SKYLER: Crap, they buckled again..
SKYLER stood up!
SKYLER: Debbie, will you wed-
HAHAHAHH!!!
SKYLER: Wed our version's together?
Uh...oh.
Ooo! Wind + Ruby.... sounds fun! ^_^ Okie!
NARRATOR thinks this was PREDICTABLE!
SKYLER: It's cause it's already happened, doof. o_o;
Oh. Well... STILL! SKYLER and DEB sitting in a TREE! BWEHAHAHAHA!
...
SKYLER: ...
.... ahem. DEB needs to FINISH WRITING the BATTLE!
SKYLER used BRIBE!
SKYLER dangles a VIVI PLUSHIE ... somewhere!
O_O VIVI! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!
SKYLER: (Finish this! You've taken three days already!)
(Okay, okay, fine. :P)
Okie dokies. Where new Version gonna be at?
SKYLER: How about... Moonlight?
Ooo! That sounds purdy.
SKYLER: Purdy good?
Purdy good. ^_^ Bwee.
Okie, simple enough...
Ack! I gotsa tell Kitty I'm gonna leave Ruby Version, first. o_o; Be right back!
SKYLER: (GAH! We don't have time--)
(Bwee :P)
DEB went to KITTY'S CHAMBER!
Kitt'ns?
KITTY is SLEEPING on its little BED DEALIE!
Awww... Mebbe I shouldn't bother her, then...
.... But who should I leave in charge?
Don't even think about the cat.
Why not?
... Never mind.
... akay. OOOH! I KNOW!
DEB whispers something to NARRATOR!
.... NARRATOR sighs... Predictable.
Dun be so poopy and do it.
K. DEB used SUMMON!
VIVI ORNITIER appeared!
AWWWW! KAWAIII!!! O_O
VIVI: Erm... w-what?
Viviviviviviviviviviviviviviviviviiii!
VIVI: .... yes?
Hello! ^_^
VIVI: H-hello..
You're gonna be in charge of Ruby Version while I go to Moonlight, akay?
VIVI: ... Ruby Version? What's --
Take care now! Gotta go 'cause SkySky's waiting (and I want mah PLUSHIE, DAMMIT)!
DEB went back down to where SKYLER is!
Okie dokies, me ready now.
SKYLER: Okie. Narrator-sama, open the portal please?
PRETTY MOONLIGHT-ish PORTAL appeared!
PURDY! Not pretty. ^_^
... PURDY.
Yes!
... SKYLER and DEB go through PORTAL!
MOONLIGHT VERSION appeared! Much fun.
BATTLE ended!
DEB gets her VIVI PLUSHIE?
(I better! >.<)

Battle #3: PURDY ^_^
January 5th, 2001
Location: Moonlight Version
Player: Skyler
(Author: Skyler)

Purdy? Uh...excuse me, mister writer person man head sir?
MOONLIGHT COLORED LIGHTNING BOLT appeared!
Eep o_o
MOONLIGHT COLORED LIGHTNING BOLT used BOLT!
MCLB's attack missed!
Phew...
DON'T call SKYLER Mister Writer Person Man Head!
Uh..anyway...What the heck kind of title is Purdy?
PURDY is the OFFICIAL WORD OF MOONLIGHT VERSION!
Uh?
YOU are a complete DOLT!
Dolt is another word for idiot which is a stupid person which is a bad thing to call someone which...
NO!
What?
MOONLIGHT WILL NEVER HAVE AN REALLY LONG SENTENCE! o_o;
Well, that's right, Dits got a BQ of 3 for it O_o;;;
SERVES him RIGHT for not making a BATTLE out of it!
Uh...don't you think we should finally have a battle in THIS version?
Uh...SURE! But YOU are the WEBMASTER! YOU have to write BATTLE!
Oi..Okay -_-; But first, to create some people here...
SKYLER begins making PEOPLE on this PURDY WORLD!
Oi, Purdy again o_o;
DON'T DIS PURDY!
...

Location: Inside Skyler's Head

HEAD is covered with COBWEBS and NO LONGER RUNNING GEARS!
HEY! DON'T DIS MY PRETTY-
PURDY.
Purdy--brain.
Uh..Why are YOU in ITALICS?
That seems simple. You be in my head! I'm thinking, doofus o_o;
Uh huh. And YOU can think that little o_o; face?
Yeah, what's it to ye?
Uh...NOTHING!
SOMETHING begins MATERIALIZING inside BRAIN!
SOMETHING was renamed TUMOR!
ACK O_O; KILL IT OFF, DAMNED NARRATOR O_O;;;
NARRATOR used KILL!
SKYLER is BRAIND-
Do it right, or I can just think you up a nice violent Matt-worthy death.
O_O
NARRATOR used KILL!
TUMOR died!
CORPSE is PUR-
Oi o_o;;;
DIFFERENT THING begins MATERILIZING inside SKYLER's BRAIN!
THING is a new CHARACTER!
CHARACTER is ...uh...START THINKING, SKYLER o_o;
I just had a tumor taken out. Lay off o_O;
SKYLER is REMINDED about the fact that he and DEB have to write 4 BATTLES before NEXT NETWORK UPDATE!
O_O...er..Uh...
CHARACTER is ...Navi? ACK! GET HER AWAY!
NAVI: LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! OVER HERE! LOOK!
MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! MAAAAAKE IT STOOOOOOP!!!!
IT was STOPPED!
NAVI remains!
NAVI: LOOK! LISTEN! WATCH OUT!
OIIIII...That's it. Narrator, if you will...
SKYLER's MIND wants to FIGHT!
NAVI wants to be ANNOYING!
NAVI is SUCCESSFUL!
NAVI also wants to FIGHT!
Uh...Go...Uh...Um...HENTAI THOUGHTS!
THAT was WEAK o_o;
I know, just narrate...
SKYLER's MIND sent out HENTAITHOUGHTS!
NAVI used EW THAT'S GROSS!
NAVI hurt HENTAITHOUGHT's FEELINGS!
HENTAITHOUGHT ran away CRYING!
o_o;...Uh...Go, Me.
SKYLER's MIND sent out SKYLER!
Good. Now, me, use-
NAVI used Z TARGET!
SKYLER was TARGETED!
What is that supposed to do?!
...by the MOB!
Look over there, Narrator.
SKYLER pointed through a RANDOMLY appearing PORTAL!
PORTAL was FLAME'S!
SKYLER is pointing at MATT holding a sharp KNIFE..er..ACK!
Now do as I tell you.
NO!
Suicidal, ye be?
No, I just think Navi's kinda cute ^_^;
OI. EVERY NARRATOR I CREATE...
NAVI used UBER-ANNOYANCE!
DITTO appeared!
Uh? What you here for?
DITTO pleads his CASE that SKYLER is more annoying than NAVI!
x_x
It's super effective!
X_X
NAVI ran away CRYING because she is FINALLY defeated!
Uh...yay?
BATTLE was-
Yeah, I know...PURDY! o_O;;
Actually, it sucked.
That's it. Matt, if you will.
NARRATOR cries in ANGUISH as he DIES!
MOONLIGHT has shead it's FIRST narrator!
NARRATOR2 appears!
SKYLER wins!
Good. Now, let's end this large piece of crap o_o;

Battle #5: School Sucks o_O;
January 11, 2001
Location: Middle School
Player: Eevhal Science Teacher
(Author: Skyler)

EST entered CLASS!
Hello, class! Prepare to d-
CLASS used GASP!
-do your midterms!
CLASS used MOAN!
PASSING TROUBLEMAKER appeared PASSING by the DOOR!
PT used HAH HAH!
Get in here, young man.
PT used ACK!
PT was renamed ...Narrator...*sigh*
Okay, Mr. Ator, sit down and take your test with the rest of the class.
NARRATOR whimpered!
Oh, I care so much- SIT DOWN!
NARRATOR used STICK!
NARRATOR stuck his TOUNGE out at EST!
Well, SCIENCE TEACHER used CONDUCT CARD!
O_O;
Then do your test..
FINE o_o;

TEN MINUTES LATER.

TEST is halfway FINISHED!
Quiet down, Mr. Ator, or I give you a 0.
NO!
NARRATOR attempted to draw ATTENTION away from SELF!
RANDOM STUDENT used CHEAT!
RS: Thanks for ratting me out, Narr..
SOMEONE IS CHEATING?!?
RS was SPEARED on the LARGE LEAD PENCIL OF DOOM!
It's super effective!
RS: Ugh...can I go to the nurse?
Of course you may...but only after your test.
RS: BUT I'M BLEEDING PROFUSELY, HERE!
You can sit there and get a brain hemorrage for all I care. FINISH YOUR TEST!
NARRATOR is HAPPY ^_^
Why are you so happy?
RS was CHEATING off of NARRATOR!
RS: I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL, NARRATOR!
RS used DIE!
RS died a painful, RSACi cencored DEATH!
RS's FAMILY appeared!
RS's FAMILY was renamed RANDOM FAMILY!
RF? He cheated. It was his own fault.
RF used SUE!
SUE appeared!
Sue?
SUE!
SUE used SUE!
ANOTHER SUE appeared!
The word Sue has lost all meaning to me now o_o;
Attack continues!
SUE AMRY is FORMED!
O_O
WHAT THE HE-
PRINCIPAL appeared!
Eep o_o;
PRINCIPAL heard TEACHER curse!
PRINCIPAL used FIRE!
EST used LLPD!
Forces collide!
LLPD is BURNT!
NO ;_; ...Wait a second...
EST has an IDEA!
EST used LARGE FOUNTAIN PEN of DOOM!
PRINCIPAL: Uh?
LFPD used SQUIRT!
ACK! I got ink on mah hands >_<
Link? LEGEND OF ZELDA: MAJORA'S MASK! BUY IT NOW AT YOUR NEAREST ELECTRONICS BOUTIQUE!
INK, IDIOT o_o;
Fine then. INK was ACIDIC!
O_O; MAH HANDS!
EST fainted!
PRINCIPAL used SIGH!
PRINCIPAL sent out SUBSTITUTE!

Player: Substitute

CLASS is BORED!
Oh, poor you. Now let's begin the lesson.
CLASS used HO-HUM!
No attention is payed!
Please pay attention to me...I need the money...I'm poor and hungry ;_;
ANOTHER PASSING TROUBLEMAKER used HAH HAH!
APT disappeared!
CLASS started a RUCKUS!
What? RUCKUS is EVOLVING!
RUCKUS evolved into RAVE!
DJ appeared!
Nooooo...pleeeeeease...
SUB ran AWAY!
EST woke up!

Player: Eevhal Science Teacher

SUE ARMY used SUE!
Again?!
WORLD is OVERPOPULATED with SUE!
Thus....the SUE SEASON IS OPEN!
Oh god, my name is Sue o_o;
ANOTHER RANDOM STUDENT pulled out RIFLE!
O_O;;;
RS used BAM!
EMERIL appeared!
EMERIL fried and baked and cooked EST!
Heeeeelp meeeeee x_x
CLASS snacks on SUE SOUP!
RS: Yummy ^_^
CLASS wins!