Joe verses The Popcorn Man!
PLEASE ENTER THE ARENA that has been decorated with adds for various things...
I don't want to be here! I WANT MY CONVERTIBLE!
(new Narrator has always wanted to say this) JOE realizes He doesn't HAVE a convertible!
I want to FIGHT!
JOE WAN'TS TO FIGHT
JOE DECIDED HE SHOULD FIGHT The popcorn Man instead!
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Finaly, I was beginning to wonder how long you would take!
GO, Convertible!
JOE doesn't HAVE a convertible!
YOU know what, I'm sick and tired of always being lied to! ADMIT THAT I HAVE A CONVERTIBLE!
NO NARRATOR MEANS that CONVERTIBLE IS Rollong down a hill towards a bottemless pit, because Joe forgot to put on the parking brakes
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In that case, go... um er-
JOE Sent out ... um er!
I WAS TRING TO THINK OF WHAT POKEMON TO USE!
TO BAD!
SHADDUP AND BATTLE
The Popcorn Man sent out Popcorn!
Popcorn, use Land 'o' Lakes Butter!
Popcorn was SUBMERGED under a LAND 'o' LAKES BUTTER Lake!
POPCORN becomes SOGGY!
... um er use um what attacks does ... um er have anyways?
... Um er used um what attacks does ... um er have anyways?
.... um er has Blow up Flame version, Kill, Die and ^_^
Attack had NO OTHER EFFECTS!
Popcorn, use poisened popcorn!
Popcorn is Too soggy to attack!
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... um er, use Kill!
... um er is on the verge of death!
Popcorn use poisened popcorn!
attack worked!
and what did the attack do?
Nothing really, it just worked...
you stink!
Narrator Stinks!
Narrator's B.O Killed The Popcorn Man and Joe!
Battle was a draw!

Tourny Battle #2: ...huh?
September 2, 2001
Player: Pikachu
Player: Tree

Lynyrd Skynyrd walked through
Lynyrd Skynyrd: SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
...
Please enter the arena
pikachu and Tree entered the arena!
P Pika PIII!
kawaii O_O!
Narrator just realized that he forgot the translator AGAIN!
DO'H!
Grrrrrr ROAR!
DO'H both charactors need a translator!
Narrator searches crowd for Translator!
Flashfire says he has a Translator
Flashfire says he will let you buy it
for how much?
Flashfire says 1,000,000,000,000,000$!
* Buys it*
GO, Pikachi!
Pikachu sent out Pikachi!
numerous pikachu are flooding arena!
FREE BIRD FLYS OVER!
Bird is shot down by hunters!
pikachi swarm and eat bird!
Can I please get a word in here?
ok
Now that I have a voice, I would like to announce that I am a pacifist, and would not like to take part in hurting these pikachi!
Pikachi Don't care!
Pikachi Want to kill!
EEP!
Fight ensues!
pikachi eat Tree as if it were nothing!
Tree died!
tree blew up Flame version!
Flashfire reflekted attack!
attack hit PIkachi!
Pikachi / chu died!
Battle was a draw!

Tourny Battle #3: ...Kite Who?
September 2, 2001
Player: MrKite15
Player: Emerald Webmaster

(you thought is was over didn't ya!)
Narrator wonders how this is going to work...
Why am I in a battle?
I could ask the same!
Why don't we kill the narrator?
Lets kill it!
EEP!
Me,use dual version powers!
me, use emerald blast!
was hit!
you sunk narrators battle ship!
ow!
narrator lost its turn!
Me, 15 ray!
impale narrator with cowman on a stick!
cowman hit wall instead of narrator
Cowman: ow...
5's hit narrator!
me, use almighty narrator forces!
NARRATOR doesn't have that attack!
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Lynyrd Skynyrd Began singing
cue theme music!
Narrator holds up lighter!
PLAY FREE BIRD!
...
...
WHAT?
nothing...
Narrator used ICE BEAM!
Ice hit Emearld Webmastr and fainted him
at the same time Beam hit Mrkite15 and fainted him!
Narrator doesn't think this tournament will get excepted now...

Tourny Battle #4: It's Spamalicious!
September 2, 2001
Player: Bob "That Guy" Smith
Player: Ash

please enter the arena!
Ash and bob entered
Do you need Cash fast? If so, goto www.sdfjlksdjfl.com to get some now!
*coughspamcough*
NARRATOR hopes this battle ends nothing like the others...
go, Bob!
bob went... into wall of arena!
ow...
Ash sent out ash!
Ash is making an Ash of himself!
Am Not, I CAN BEAT ANY OF YOU!
Narrator is going to have fun in this battle!
me, use call in favour
favor is on its way!
A. I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST!
Ash wants to be the very best
Ash isn't the very best!
attack failed!
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
ash is sulking!
nothing is happening!
Narrator is waiting for faver to arrive!
....
...
...
..
Favor arrived!
Pikachi appeared!
pikachi swarm ash!
ash's skeleton is picked clean!
ash still stands!
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You can earn free gas with every charge with Visa! GET ONE TODAY!
MUST....KILL....BOB...
Ash used Kill bob!
Big 1337 hit Bob!
ow! me, use Smash
Big 1337 Smashed Ash!
Narrator wondershow ash still is alive...
*dies*
YAY I WIN WHOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! WHO DO I FIGHT NEXT?
um... actually... all the other people that were supposed to fight...
kind of... died....
bob got the "default winner" award!
Credits roll!
Lynyrd Skynyrd Music Plays
whole blue version shouts, PLAY FREE BIRD
whole Blue version Hold up lighters!
Writer is greatly disturbed!
(all charactors are now revieved/given new life.)

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