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Sequels Galore
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Battle #6: Man With Hook?! July 21, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Katie [Record: 2-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Tree (Battle #5)
Written by TomBoy802@aol.com Author of Battle #1: Tree Time (Webmaster's Choice Award Winning Battle)
WINDOWS are LOCKED!
PHONE is DISCONNECTED!
DOORS won't OPEN!
MAN WITH HOOK wants to fight!
Man with hook? All right, go rock!
Out comes SCISSORS!
um... not rock but... I guess so.
MAN WITH HOOK sent out HOOK!
Scissors, use your cut attack!
SCISSORS used CUT!
Its not very effective...
Enemy HOOK used HOOKIT!
SCISSORS is HOOKED!
Oh no Scissors!
Scissors, use your... um... Hold on...
(Looks in pokédex)
KATIE lost her turn!
Enemy HOOK's attack continues!
Scissors, use your snip attack!
SCISSORS used SNIP!
Enemy HOOK used HOOK-JUMP!
SCISSORS fainted!
Noooo! Scissors, return! Go paper!
Out comes ROCK!
um... Rock, use stomp!
ROCK used STOMP!
Its super effective!
Enemy HOOK fainted!
MAN WITH HOOK withdrew HOOK!
MAN WITH HOOK sent out MAN WITH HOOK!
um... Rock, use stomp
ROCK used STOMP!
ROCK's attack missed!
Enemy MAN WITH HOOK used HOOK-JUMP!
uh... Rock, just use Rage.
ROCK used RAGE!
Enemy MAN WITH HOOK used PAPER-CUT!
It's super effective!
ROCK fainted!
Nooooo! Rock! Rock, return! Go Charmander!
Enemy MAN WITH HOOK used HOOK!
Its not very effective...
Charmander, use flamethrower!
CHARMANDER used FLAMETHROWER!
Its super effective!
MAN WITH HOOK fainted!
CHARMANDER gained 1,847,948 experience points!
What? CHARMANDER is evolving!
CHARMANDER evolved into CHARMELEON!
Yay!
MAN WITH HOOK ran away!
DOORS can OPEN!
WINDOWS aren't LOCKED!
PHONE is still DISCONNECTED!
Oh well. Better go to Cara's.
KATIE gets on BIKE!
MOM: Katie! You know you can't ride a bike inside the house!
But mom...
MOM: No buts! You're grounded!
Mom! Please!
MOM wants to fight!
Um...
This is nuts. I'm going to my room.
MOM is happy!
Battle #7: Supreme Being Challenge July 28, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Joe [Record: 1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Squirtle (Battle #3)
Written by ge_heg3@hotmail.com Author of Battle #3: Road Ambush (Readers' Choice Award Winning Battle)
I sure don't like that Supreme Being!
Joe doesn't like the Supreme Being!
Who said that?
No one!
It's YOU!!! The Supreme Being!
Supreme Being: No!
Yes it is!
Joe realizes that the Supreme Being is everywhere!
Oh man!
Joe realizes that the Supreme Being is supreme!
Well duh!!
And will you stop with the "Joe realizes" stuff?
Joe realizes that the Supreme Being will never stop!
**SIGH**
Supreme Being: Do you like your car?
Yeah. But I wish I had a convertible!
Supreme Being: How would you like a Tricycle?
Tricycles are too small!
Joe realizes that he just
doomed his car to another shower with the
de-evolution spray!!
OH MAN!
Joe runs to car!
He is too late!!
MY CAR!!
Joe becomes enraged!
I'm enraged!!
Supreme Being rolls his eyes!
In this momentary loss of eye contact, Joe grabs the De-Evolution spray
can!
Supreme Being: Hey! Watch out with that!
De-evolution spray! Go!
Joe sent out De-evolution spray!
Use your spray attack!!
Supreme being: NOOOOOOO
Supreme being de-evolves into Sam!
HAHAHA
Sam: *sob* *sob*
HAHAHA
De-Evolution spray gained 897612364 exp. points!
De-Evolution spray is evolving!
Wait! Who is talking?
Joe realizes that there are
hundreds of Supreme Beings out there!
Supreme Being II: I am Supreme Being the second!!
De-Evolution spray evolved into Evolution spray!
Woo Hoo! Now I can get my car back!
Supreme Being II: You could become a supreme being!
Sam: You could make me a supreme being again!
Tricycle: Make me into a car again!!
Tricycle became enraged!
Joe, Sam, Supreme Being: UH OH
OK I will!
Joe used Evolution spray on tricycle!
Tricycle evolved into CAR!
YESS I got my car back!!
Car: Whoever said you owned me?
ME!
Car: Too bad!! HAHA
Car used REVERSE!!
Car crashed through Garage door!
Garage door fainted!
What?
Car: HAHA
Car used DRIVE DOWN STREET!
Car drove down the street in Reverse!
Car: oops
Car drove off into the sunset!
What sunset?
While Joe was watching his car,
Sam used RUN!
Got Away Safely!
Hey wait!
I'll get my car back!!!! Eventually.
To be continued...
Battle #8: Austin Powers Strikes Back
August 4th, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Joe [Record: 2-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Supreme Being (Battle #7)
Written by SuperDuperYoshi@aol.com New Author
Contains Level 2 Language (Moderate Expletives)
Webmaster's Choice: Award Winning Battle
Yes! I finally get to see the new Austin Powers movie!
Austin Powers wants to fight!
WHAT?
Austin Powers says if you don't beat him you can't see the movie!
Bummer....All right! Poké ball, go!
Joe chooses Poké ball!
WHAT?! There's a Haunter in that poké ball!
Austin Powers chooses Fat Bastard!
Man, he's fat!
Fat Bastard is insulted!
Well, it's true.....
Fat Bastard's Rage is building!
Uh-oh, Poké ball, return!
Poké ball is loafing around!
WHAT?! I was calling it back!!!
Poké ball used Catch!
Cool! I guess that'll be O.K...
Poké ball bounced off Fat Bastard's belly and shattered!
That's gotta hurt! Go, Exeggcute!
Joe chooses Exeggcute!
Finally, it did what I wanted.
Fat bastard used Get in my belly!
Ohhh....This can't be good.
Exeggcute got in his belly!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Austin Powers withdrew Fat Bastard!
Thank goodness.
Austin Powers used Mr. Bigglesworth!
This should be interesting. Go, Zubat!
Joe chooses Zubat!
Mr. Bigglesworth used Cuteness!
That's a cute cat, but a dumb move!
Austin Powers snickers!
Zubat, use Leech life!
Zubat doesn't want to hurt Mr. Bigglesworth!
Huh? Why not?!
It's too cute and adorable to hurt!
?!? How can he tell? Zubat doesn't even have eyes!
Mr. Bigglesworth used Cat nip bomb!
Hey...*Gulp* Shouldn't bombs be illegal?
There's an Egg bomb!
Oh yeah...
Zubat fainted!
Yipe....
Austin Powers withdrew Mr. Bigglesworth!
Whew. That's a relief....
Austin Powers used Austin Powers!
WHAT? Well then...
Joe chooses Joe!
Time to win!
Joe used Time to win!
WHAT?!?!
Austin Powers used Box Office Hit!
Must.....see....Titanic.....*gasp*......
Joe ran away!!!!
Austin Powers pulled off his mask!!!
Austin Powers is the popcorn man!!!!!!!!
Popcorn man: Maybe next time he'll buy some of MY popcorn instead of bringing his own.........
Battle #9: Darkluke's REALLY Miserable Fate
August 11th, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Luke Skywalker [Record: 0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Tree (Battle #1)
Written by SuperDuperYoshi@aol.com Author of Austin Powers Strikes Back (Battle #8)
Ah, what a lovely day to kick some butt.
Popcorn man appeared!!!
Who is this guy?
Popcorn man wants to fight!
Great! I was getting bored.
Popcorn man sent out Teletubbies!
I choose blaster!
Get'm, Blaster!
Blaster, use hyper beam!
Blaster used hyper beam!
Teletubbies evade attack!
Teletubbies used real annoying song!
AHHH!!! NOT THAT DUMB SONG!!!
It's super effective!
Blaster fainted!
O.K, uh...go, Light saber.
Go! Light saber!
I just said that, you dumb narrator!
...And I don't give a rattata's @#$!!!
Popcorn man withdrew teletubbies!
Popcorn man sent out Chuckie!
The doll?
No! The Rugrat!
Oh, yeah...
Light saber, use slash!
Chuckie used I don't know about this, sounds scary!
Light saber stopped!
Light saber reconsidered using slash!
Light saber used Funny face!
How can it do that?! It doesn't even have a face!
Chuckie used Baby bottle!
Critical hit!
It's not very effective....
Light saber fainted!
All right, you asked for it!
Darkluke used Darkluke!
Popcorn man withdrew chuckie!
Popcorn man used Godzilla!
*Gulp* Uh-oh....
Godzilla used rampage!
OW!
Now I'll use...
Godzilla's attack continues!
Godzilla used rampage!
OWWWW!!!! QUIT IT, YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD!!!
Darkluke used quit it!
Godzilla stopped using rampage!
I didn't know I could do that!
Godzilla used Tokyo!
Tokyo fell on Darkluke!
OWWWW!!! THAT REALLY REALLY HURT!
Popcorn man used Poké ball!
Huh? I'm not a pokémon...AHHH!!!
Darkluke is inside the poké ball!
HELP! I can't get out!
Oh...I GIVE UP!
Darkluke was caught!
The life I live.....
Battle #10: Showdown! August 18th, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Bob "That Guy" Smith Official Battles: #2, #3, #T1, #14
Written by Tomboy802@aol.com Author of Man With Hook?! (Battle #6)
Author of Battle #1: Tree Time (Webmaster's Choice Award Winning Battle)
Readers' Choice Award Winning Battle
BOB takes a WALK!
Man, ever since that Pikachu beat me...
PIKACHU appeared!
A Pikachu!
But is it the one from the Tournament?
Pikachu: Pika, pika chu. (Translation: Yes, dumb brain)
All right!
Time for a rematch!
I want to fight!
PIKACHU wants to fight!
Uh, I hate not being able to start battles.
Anyway, go Clefairy!
BOB sent out CLEFAIRY!
PIKACHU sent out PIKACHU!
All right Clefairy, use pound!
CLEFAIRY is loafing around!
CLEFAIRY used POUND!
OWWWW! Not on me, on Pikachu!
Enemy PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!
OW! You're supposed to hit Clefairy, not me!
Clefairy, return!
CLEFAIRY returned to PIKACHU!
Oh great.
PIKACHU withdrew PIKACHU!
PIKACHU sent out CLEFAIRY!
Go Mouse!
BOB sent out MOUSE!
Mouse, use your Doublekick... er, Doubleclick attack!
MOUSE used DOUBLECLICK!
Enemy CLEFAIRY used SING!
BOB fell asleep!
Snore... snore... snore...
MOUSE: Mo mous Mouse mous? (Translation: You snore in your sleep?)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Enemy CLEFAIRY used POUND!
OWWWWWWWWWWWW! How dare you!
Mouse, use your rightclick attack!
MOUSE is loafing around!
MOUSE used WRONGCLICK!
What? That is the second time you disobeyed me!
Enemy CLEFAIRY used POUND!
MOUSE fainted!
Go MODEM!
BOB withdrew MOUSE!
BOB sent out MODEM!
Modem, tackle!
MODEM used TACKLE!
Enemy CLEFAIRY fainted!
PIKACHU withdrew CLEFAIRY!
PIKACHU sent out PIKACHU!
Modem, um... tackle!
MODEM doesn't have tackle!
um, Modem, Skull bash
MODEM doesn't have skull bash!
Modem, bodyslam!
MODEM doesn't have bodyslam!
Modem, use SOMETHING!
MODEM used SOMETHING!
It's super effective!
Enemy PIKACHU fainted!
PIKACHU: chuuuuuuu...
YES! I WON! IN YOUR FACE PIKACHU!
PIKACHU doesn't like LOSING!
PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!
AHHHHHHHH!
hm... This might be good...
Masterball, go!
Awww... it looked like it was caught...
PIKACHU: Pika pika chu chu, pika, pi pikachu pika pi pikachu pi!(Translation:
You can't catch me, dumbbrain, I belong to Da Evolution Man!)
Aw man!
Still, I won!
PIKACHU ran away!
ya hoo!
DA EVOLUTION MAN appeared!
DA EVOLUTION MAN: I heard you beat my Pikachu.
Yep.
DA EVOLUTION MAN: Well then, I challenge you to a fight!
BUTCH URRH appeared!
BUTCH: Hey, why haven't I been here in awhile?
BUTCH URRH wants to FIGHT!
Let's go!
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