Doomfruit does battle.
ANDRE: This battle features a Doompuff spinoff in the form of a grapefruit, starring in yet another New Blue introductory battle. Y'know, Blue Version isn't all that new anymore. Anyway, a good battle by the Viridian Version webmaster.
Battle #96: The Bungee-Villain
May 19, 2001
Setting: Blue Field
Player: The Evil Pesticide-Laiden Grapefruit of Doom
Written by Rhinomat93@aol.com

DOOMFRUIT steps out of the PORTAL! 
Hmm, so THIS is Blue Version. 
BLUE NARRATOR BEAMS with PRIDE! 
BLUE NARRATOR used PRIDE BEAM! 
No effect! 
.. This isn't as good as the Webmaster hyped it up to be. 
BLUE NARRATOR no longer BEAMS with PRIDE! 
Anyway, I have come here because I have decided to test my powers on this flimsy sham of a Version. 
BLUE NARRATOR is getting very ANNOYED! 
BLUE NARRATOR calls upon the HEROES of BLUE VERSION! 
TRAINER appeared! 
BLAIZE appeared! 
JUDGE JUDY appeared! 
PEGASUS appeared! 
... THOSE are Blue Version's heroes? Where's the Popcorn Man? Where's Joe? 
PEGASUS: We're actually the reserve squad. The real heroes are at the Grand Opening of a Supermarket! 
BLAIZE wants to fight! 
JUDGE JUDY wants to fight! 
TRAINER wants to fight! 
PEGASUS leaves the IDIOT "HEROES" for DEAD! 
PEGASUS and DEAD walk away! 
... 
Enemy TRAINER sent out TRAINER! 
Enemy JUDGE JUDY sent out PROSECUTOR! 
Judge Judy has no prosecutor. She does it all by herself. 
And how does DOOMFRUIT know this? 
I killed her Viridian Version counterpart. 
Enemy JUDGE JUDY gulped nervously! 
Enemy BLAIZE sent out CHARIZARD! 
Okay, okay, go, me. 
Go, DOOMFRUIT! 
... BLUE NARRATOR just cheered DOOMFRUIT on! 
BLUE NARRATOR is DISTURBED! 
BLUE NARRATOR started SINGING "Stupified"! 
.... ENOUGH OF THE FREAKING IN-JOKES! 
BLAIZE: Hahaha face my unfunny wrath hahaha. 
... Nobody's gonna get this. 
BLUE NARRATOR directs READERS to BATTLE #48! 
Now they will. Okay, this is stupid. I'll just use Citric Acid. 
DOOMFRUIT used CITRIC ACID! 
CITRIC ACID dissolved CHARIZARD and PROSECUTOR (JUDGE JUDY, in other words)! 
BLAIZE ran away! 
TRAINER ran away! 
Pfeh. This didn't prove anything! I WANT TO FIGHT THE REAL HEROES OF BLUE VERSION! 
Battle ended! 
NO, IT DIDN'T! 
Battle ended! 
SHUT UP! 
Battle ended! 
AAAAAAH! 
DOOMFRUIT went back in PORTAL! 
Battle ended! 
... 
Yes, it did. 
Battle - 
BLUE NARRATOR notices that ALL READERS are plotting to write a BATTLE killing 
him! 
Battle ended for real!

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A child 's worst nightmare.
ANDRE: Skyler of the coalition Moonlight Version and the independent Wind Version writes a battle in which two extra Narrator colors are in play; something very new for Blue Version. A nice battle, though it could've used some more actual battling.
Battle #97: The Battle that Skyler wrote because he was really bored lacking IRC and the 
ability to write ML Battles
May 19, 2001
Setting: Blue Field
Player: Skyler
Written by Forcevader@aol.com

...Does this mean that I'm in a battle again? WHOO HOO! YAY! 
Hn..uh...SKYLER used HAPPINESS?...! 
...What the hell was that? 
Eh...I'm a...I mean...NARRATOR is a TRAINEE! 
That'll explain it o_o;; 
SKYLER used o_o;;! 
Oh, good God...Chris, where are you? 
(Note to people new to PB: Chris is the eighth grader who is Moonlight Version's narrator) 
CHRIS appeared! 
...What the...er...I mean...NARRATOR is SUPRISED! 
You should be. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 
Ern...yes sir. 
CHRIS took the RED TEXT! 
Ahh... 
SKYLER must now PAY for making CHRIS wait here for TWO MONTHS! 
...erm...ACK o_O;...uh...it was my science teacher! 
..Fine! SCIENCE TEACHER must PAY! 
She's pregnant. 
...blah. SKYLER must pay! 
Not my fault. 
...SCIENCE- 
Pregnant 
SKYLER 
Not my fault 
SCI- 
Pregnant. 
AACCK!! PLEASE STOP. ONE OF YOU MUST PAY, DAMMIT! 
...Here, take this dollar bill. 
Okay, that's sufficiant. 
o_o; 
Uh...so...ern...hm...OOH! 
Oh...dear...God...what is it? 
SCIENCE TEACHER APPEARED! 
...Eep. 
SCIENCE TEACHER wants to FIGHT! 
...Why? WHY?!? WH- 
Once is enough. 
Sorry. 
SCIENCE TEACHER used FLUNK OF DOOM! 
SCIENCE TEACHER flunked...the devil? WTF?...hm...uh....Oh! DEVIL was renamed MIROSLAV SATAN of the BUFFALO SABERS! 
...Saaaatan? 
SAAAATAN! 
You doof, it's pronounced Sheetan. 
SAAAATAN! 
...SHEETAN. 
YOU DIE NOW! 
...Ooooh boy. 

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As aChild I loved playing Zelda games..
KITE: A strange battle from MetalMike, the Blood Version webmaster makes this week's secondary battle. I say strange because the main character is a fuse of Link from Legends of Zelda, and Luke Skywalker of Star Wars.
Battle #98: Odd Fusion
June 13, 2001
Setting: Blue Path
Player: Link Skywalker
Written by metalmike@fiabhome.com

LINK SKYWALKER?????
That's my name. Is there a problem?
No, just always though it was LUKE!
It was. Me and Luke Skywalker got in a car crash and ended up fusing.
o.O
Wasn't fun.
What are YOU doing?
Getting a Master Light Sabord.
???
*sigh* watch.
LUKE...uh, LINK...uh, LUNK? grabbed a peice of the flashing SPAM sign!
It lengthened and became a...MASTER LIGHT SABORD!
Ah...good.
But just what is a
SILENCE! I must find my adversaries.
LINK...uh, LUKE...uh, LIKE? is searching for something!
A tunnel.
LUINKE found a TUNNEL!
Good. Now I walk.
LIUKENK is walking!
DARTH...LATER appeared!?!?
Darth! The time of justice has come!
DARTH LATER: Oh yea? Well I have news for you. I AM YOUR FA-
DARTH LATER: Wait a sec...if I'm Vader and Maul combined....I AM PARTIALLY YOUR FATHER!!!!
Oh yea? Well, A PART OF ME IS THE SON OF A PART OF YOU! Wow, that sentence sounded like Babblefish got a hold of it.
DARTH LATER sneered!
oook. Well, Daddio,
DARTH LATER tells you not to call him DADDIO!
Daddio.
YOU are copying from RED NOW!
JASONR appeared!
JASONR: Hey! Nobody copies off red!
WE ARE SORRY, ALMIGHTY ONE!
JASONR: Ah, screw it. Just go on.
/JASONR disappeared!
Go, MASTER LIGHT SABORD!
LUKE...uh, LINK...uh...EKNILI? sent out MASTER LIGHT SABORD!
Just what is a
Use SLASH!
DARTH LATER sent out PRETTY BRIGHT SABER!
PRETTY BRIGHT SABER used SLASH!
rr! I WILL RETURN AND HAVE MY REVENGE!
LUKE...uh, LINK...ah, never mind!!!! ran! Use next odd fused up idiot?

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I also loved Sesame Street as a child
KITE: The Popcorn Man writes yet another battle for blue this week...and an odd one at that o_O;;. Though, in pokebattles, oddness isn't just liked, but strongly encouraged! ...and after reading this battle I have a strong urge to eat a cookie...Also, a nice refference to one of my favourite webcomics, Old Skooled.
Battle #99: Etc, Etc
June 13, 2001
Setting: C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.
Player: Cookie Monster
Written by SuperDuperYoshi@aol.com

COOKIE!
COOKIE FILE was SAVED!
OoOoH! Is booming voice a cookie?
NARRATOR ?s!
What the hey is THIS?
DAVE: Quick battle because I can. Nothing wrong with stuff that doesn't make sense.
POKéBATTLES NEV...
COOKIE!
COOKIE?
COOKIE!
DONUT appeared!
No! No donut! Want COOKIE!
There is no COOKIE!
Only DONUT!
C is for cookie, that good enough for me!
COOKIE MONSTER sent out C!
C!
C used C!
C can C that DONUT is CHOCOLATE!
Like a COOKIE!
Oooh! Cookie Monster want cookie!
COOKIE MONSTER cannot EAT COOKIE!
COOKIE MONSTER is not OUT!
Cookie Monster out! Cookie Monster got out of school last thursday!
NARRATOR thinks that it must be an OLD SCHOOL!
PORTAL appeared!
Urgh?
MARIO: This'sa not'a the bar.....Pit'a! This'a all'o your'a fault'a!
PIT: No it's not! This map is wrong!
SAMUS: You moron, that's not a map! That's a moldy piece of cabbage!
PIT: Eheheheh....I knew that.
OLDSKOOLED CHARACTERS went back through PORTAL!
o_o Cookie Monster confused...
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Waaa! Cookie Monster head hurt!
C used HEADHURT!
C hurt DONUT's HEAD!
DONUT fainted!
Oooh! Cookie!
Not COOKIE! Do...oh forget it.
COOKIE MONSTER ate COOKIENUT!
Yum!
What? COOKIE MONSTER is EVOLVING!
Oooh...Cookie Monster get shiny!
COOKIE MONSTER evolved into COOKIENUTMONSTER!
ROAR! BOOM!
....what the...?
....it appears COOKIE MONSTER has become EVIL!
KILL!
GERBIL appeared!
BOO!
Not a BOO! GERBIL!
BOO!
Oh...an ATTACK?
URGH!
NARRATOR removes COOKIENUTMONSTER's SHIFT KEY!
no fair1 give back1 boom1
GERBIL ran away!
zap1
will you be....arrgh1
hahaha1 you suck1
MIDGYOTO: hehe, lol
hehe, lol
hehe, lol
DAVE: ARRGH! What has HAPPENED to you people?
well, first i wanted a cookie but a donut appeared, so a c beat it up and i turned into a evil thingie, and then a gerbil came, and...
DAVE: SHUT UP! This has to be one of my worst battles EVER!
MIDGYOTO: hehe, lol
DAVE: shut up1 oh no, look what you've done....
haha, you suck
DAVE: aaaaarrrrggghhhh111
dave fainted1
battle was hit with recoil1
battle fainted1
i still want cookie...

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Doomfruit strikes agian.
KITE: Wow, 100 battles...ah, so many puns... I must say however, I'm at a loss for words on describing this one...hmn, read for yourself. It's quality...and it's what you get for free. Set phasers for player change!
Battle #100: BATTLE #100!!!('Nuff Said)
July 2, 2001
Setting: Blue Field.
Player: Zarbon
Written by Rhinomat93@aol.com

ZARBON steps out of PORTAL!
God, the peanuts were horrible.
NARRATOR doesn't think that SOUTHWEST AIRLINES PORTAL-SERVICE was the best way to go!
Well, I had to get here. It's Battle #100. And I'm the star, apparently.
NARRATOR decides to change the PLAYER!
What? NO! NO, YOU CAN'T! AAARGH!

Player: Cookie Monster

Oh. Dear. God.
cookie/
… The CAPSLOCK KEY is back!
COOKIE!
… Um, never mind.

Player: Link Skywalker

I am going on a quest to get revenge on Darth Later with my trusty fairy, R2-D2!
… Oh, god, there HAS to be a NON-ANNOYING CHARACTER to write BATTLE 100 on.
What? Where are you going? A quest makes great Battle #100 Material!
R2-D2: Boop boop beep!
Shut up, you stupid fairy.

Player: Blue Doompuff

DOOOOM!
… No. Just… No.

Player: Pokemon

Just… How many POKEMON are we talking about?
Raaaiiiichu!
Charmander!
… AAAARGH.

Player: Zarbon

Fine. ZARBON is the player!
Okay, now we just need a plot.
BLUE DOOMPUFF looms over ZARBON!
… Perfect.
BLUE DOOMPUFF wants to DISGRACE THE DOOMPUFF NAME!
… Or fight. Whatever.
Okay! I can tell that this will be a shocking and amazing battle!
Well, it BETTER be! This is BATTLE 100!
Go, Foot Soldier!
Go, FOOT SOLDIER!
Okay, use… What COULD you do against a pointlessly invincible enemy? Jeez…
Uh, use Foot.
FOOT SOLDIER used FOOT!
FOOT SOLDIER has a LARGER FOOT than BLUE DOOMPUFF!
FOOT SOLDIER has the FOOT ADVANTAGE!
… Uhh…
Enemy BLUE DOOMPUFF, however, has the UNSTOPPABLE RAMPAGING KILLER advantage!
FOOT SOLDIER fainted in fear!
EEEEERGH. Um, go, Jeice!
JEICE and BURTER left your PARTY a long time AGO to star in "Those Wacky Ginyu Forcers", a new SITCOM!
… But… that means all I have left is…
Go, OTHER FOOT SOLDIER!
… Great. Soldier, go out in a final blaze of glory!
FOOT SOLDIER used BLAZE OF GLORY!
FOOT SOLDIER lit a BLAZE OF GLORY!
Enemy BLUE DOOMPUFF pushed FOOT SOLDIER into the BLAZE OF GLORY!
FOOT SOLDIER was burned!
FOOT SOLDIER fainted!
Enemy BLUE DOOMPUFF grins at ZARBON evily!
I.. think that now would be a good time to conveniently change players.

Player: Doomfruit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! THIS VERSION IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MY MIGHT!
Yes, yes, go on, DOOMFRUIT.
DOOMFRUIT notices BLUE DOOMPUFF about to kill ZARBON!
… A Doompuff! HAHA! I shall prove that I am better than it! MWAHAHAHAHA!
DOOMFRUIT charges at -

Hi. I'm the fanfic Narrator and I'd like to take over for this brief little fight.

*SIGH*. Fine, go ahead, FANFIC NARRATOR…

Cool. Um, so, back to the fight. Doomfruit charged at the Blue Doompuff and
they've just hit each other at the same time! Both fighters are reeling from
that, blow, but Doompuff's up first! Doompuff dives at Doomfruit, but… Oooh!
Some Citric Acid's eating away at Doompuff's face! Next, Doomfruit got back
up and is taking advantage of the blind Doompuff! Hit after hit is
connecting! VULTURE BLADE! TORNADO FLAME! BIRON RAGE!

Has the VIRIDIAN WEBMASTER been playing LEGEND OF LEGAIA again?

… Yeah. Anyway, Blue Doompuff is, well, dead meat, basically. Sort of a
shock. I thought this would last longer.

You expected something created by MENDIN to actually stand a chance?

Nah. Not really.

Well, that BATTLE is over! Now, what you've ALL been waiting for… JOE VS. A POPCORN MAN!
MR. KITE: Wait… "A Popcorn Man"?
THAT ZARBON GUY: Um, yeah. We couldn't get the real Popcorn Man, so we got A
Popcorn Man. And we also got a guy named Joe.
APM: POPCORN! GET YER POPCORN HERE!
JOE: … What am I doing here? What is this?
KITE: … Great. Well, you two, battle.
APM wants to fight!
JOE wants to fight!
APM: Wait… why am I fighting you again?
JOE: I don't know.
APM: Let's be friends instead!
JOE: Okay!
BATTLE ended in a draw!
KITE: Oi. This was a disappointment. The main event was a total flop, and
isn't Blue Doompuff dead?
THAT ZARBON GUY: … Um… Uh… You only payed for the Standard-Battle-100.
KITE: I didn't pay anything!
ZARBON: See what you got?
KITE: You ASKED to write this! And now you make something that screws up the
continuity? … If Blue has one.
ZARBON pushed KITE into a PLOT-HOLE!
ZARBON: There, now all is well.
ZARBON walked into the SUNSET!
Battle ended!

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